Couple having sex in trash can robbed by egg-wielding fiends
WICHITA, Kan. -- A tender moment in a trash bin went all wrong for a couple who found themselves being held up at pocket knifepoint.
Wichita police say two 44-year-olds had climbed into a Dumpster to be alone just after 6 p.m. Saturday when two men interrupted them and demanded their belongings.
Officers say the man and woman were engaged in "an intimate moment" when they were robbed of their shoes, jewelry and the man's wallet.
Police said one of the robbers was a 64-year-old man who egged his 59-year-old companion on during the robbery.
I don't think any egg were involved.
Choose your path to punnery:
1) Trashy sex robs couple of dignity.
2) White trash of a different kind (or not).
3) Woman dumpster husband.
4) Did they get his family jewels?
5) If she gets pregnant, would she have a litter?
6) Hardened Criminals Rob Hardened Victim
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Tax law is pretty complicated, but still..."It's a holistic approach to medicine," William G. Halby told Forbes.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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We must get to the root of this immediatley. Send for Special Branch!
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle6843475.ece
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Rumor has it the mysterious shrubbery salesman was approximately 12 feet tall dressed as a knight with short arms and had reindeer antlers sticking out his helmet...
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
This doesn't sound like the firearm safety class I attended ....
40-year-old James Looney accidentally shot himself to death last Friday, September 18, while teaching his girlfriend a lesson on firearm safety.
The incident occurred in a residence in Imperial -- about 20 miles south of St. Louis. According to witnesses, Looney's teaching method involved him placing the gun to his head and asking his girlfriend if the gun would go off.
Looney apparently did this with two other firearms and varied safety mechanisms, before the last one actually fired into his head.
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"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
Amazing isn't it? When I did firearm training it was drilled into us that you never, ever point your rifle at anything that you didn't want to shoot. Especially when you think the gun is unloaded.
Always clear the breach and look into it to make sure that there's no round lurking in there.
Still I hope he's learned his lesson.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Did she get the last one right or not? Doesn't say...Looney's teaching method involved him placing the gun to his head and asking his girlfriend if the gun would go off.
Simplest safety rule in the world init? Assume every gun is loaded, never point the damn thing at anything you don't intend to shoot, never pull the trigger to check if it's loaded visually check the breech for a clear and safe weapon.you never, ever point your rifle at anything that you didn't want to shoot
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
Si je n'étais pas jouer à des jeux que je serais mort de petits animaux à un taux plus élevé que je suis maintenant - Louis VI The Fat
"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
What's that Orange Fog?
Woke up this morning to about 20m of visability and thick, thick clouds of orange dust. Sureal, like a crazy dream or something.
Divine Punishment, or Something More Sinister?
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And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
You may have seen this on my Facebook, but there was also a zombie sighting. Truly it was the apocalypse. Oh and my favourite article about the entire thing was this one:
Mick told ABC Online: "In Sydney's south-western suburbs I've just woken up to a glowing red window! Thought it was Armageddon! Either that or South Korea [sic] had nuked us!"
[...]
Another said: "I went out for a ride on my bicycle and I ended up looking like a red panda."
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Originally Posted by Leon Blum - For All Mankind
Woman survives a week in the wilderness by sucking water from her own hair
While driving on a mountain road near Central City, Colo., Cynthia swerved to avoid a herd of deer. Her car rolled off the road and 350 feet down a steep hillside. She broke eleven ribs, cracked her vertebrae and punctured her lung. [...]
She was alone in the woods for five days, basically crawling on her face, through a cold front of rain, sleet and hail. This moisture would prove to be life-sustaining, as she sucked on her hair to keep from becoming completely dehydrated during her ordeal.
Eventually she managed to crawl 450 feet away from the mining operation and attracted the attention of the workers, who were only there on a fluke since the mine was supposed to be closed that day -- by calling out. They found her with a swollen face and a mouth full of dirt from dragging herself with her face on the ground.
Mafia crocodile seized by the coppers
Italian police say they have seized a crocodile they believe was used by a suspected mafia boss to terrorise people into paying protection money.
The reptile was 1.7m (5.5ft) long and weighed 40kg (88lb). It was found during a weapons search at the man's home in the southern town of Caserta.
It was kept on the terrace and fed live rabbits in full view of neighbouring homes, police said.
Ghostshark features sexual organ on its forehead
The new species, the Eastern Pacific black ghostshark (Hydrolagus melanophasma), was described in the international journal Zootaxa.
'It’s a big weird looking freaky thing,' said co-author Doug Long of the California Academy of Sciences.
'They have this club on the top of their head with spikes. People think it’s used for mating.
'It’s like a little mace with little spikes and hooks and it fits into their forehead. It’s jointed and it comes out. We’re not sure if it is used to stimulate the female or hold the female closer.
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
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"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
I liked the implication of one of the comments: Having a sexual organ on its head means it should be named the Gordon Brown Shark.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
Gym Weights Cut From Man's Genitals
Firefighters had to be called to an emergency room in Newport Beach to help save a man's penis when it got stuck in the hole of a steel dumbbell, Costa Mesa newspaper The Daily Pilot reported.
Costa Mesa police said the man was attempting to enlarge the size of his penis. Authorities said the man's organ had swollen to five times its normal size.
The man initially refused treatment but officials at the Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian explained to the man if he waited any longer to remove the fastener the flesh in his penis would die.
Link in Swedish
Gazprom, a HUGE russian gas company, is now doing business with Nigeria.
The project title? Nigaz...
I think we have a clear winner of the "foot in the mouth award".
Prisioner Drunk on Alcohol Gel
It´s miller time!!!A Dorset prison has removed anti-bacterial hand gel pumps, which contain alcohol, after an inmate reportedly got drunk on them.
The gel was made available on Monday at HMP The Verne in Portland to help combat the spread of swine flu.
But the Prison Officers Association (POA) said within hours there had been an incident with an intoxicated inmate.
The Prison Service said the pumps were removed as a "precautionary measure" and an investigation was under way.
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
On the Path to the Streets of Gold: a Suebi AAR
Visited:
Hvil i fred HoreToreA man who casts no shadow has no soul.
Orlando strip club gives seniors flu shots
Amid the shiny stripper poles, strobe-lit stages and scantily-clad performers at Rachel's Gentlemen's Club, you'll find Barbara and Sylvia, two old beauties who come for the free food and flu shots -- and stay for the ambiance.
"I love it, I want to know where the girls got those sexy stockings that stop up here. I need some of those," said Sylvia.
Every year around this time, the flesh den in the small town of Cassleberry, north of Orlando, offers the shots in a setting way more exciting than a sterile doctor's office.
And the return of the complimentary lunch buffet has geriatrics coming in droves. [...]
The gray hairs don't seem to mind the skin show.
"I think it's great. I wish I had some of these figures like these gals do, they're beautiful girls," Becker said.
If you're hoping to get the shot from a stripper in a sexy nurse outfit, no dice. The shots are administered by registered nurses in the club's VIP room.
That is very old news. And being a Russian myself, the title makes perfect sense. We have that firmly-entrenched Soviet habit of abbreviations executed in this manner. GazProm, KomBat, UkrSoc, RusNeft, etc. They all follow the same, invariable pattern. And it is Niggaz. NigeriaGaz (Nigerian Natral Gas).
I do not see why we have to stoop down to the level of Western political correctness, deviate from our accepted form of business and check every dictionary in the world lest one of our names resembles an obscenity in some other language. This is an American problem that they have racism, not ours, to the contrary of what the Internet made it appear.
Heh, I remember I had a psychology teacher in high school who served as the county prison director (or whatever you call the head of a state prison. He had a gargantuan display of improvised weapons he confiscated from the prisoners in his classroom. He was also fond of telling me stories of his prison experience, as I sat right by his desk. Half of his stories were about to what degree the prisoners would go to get high. Sniffing petrol, sniffing gold, sniffing paint, drinking paint thinners, etc...
@Lemur:
Is that not bound to scare away the primary customers of the club? Or the 20-early 30-year olds? The senior citizens part that is. What sort of youthful adult wants to see that while he is savouring a stripper or receiving a lap dance?
Last edited by Aemilius Paulus; 09-27-2009 at 22:23.
Well, first of all, what Kadagar posted was old news and should file under Lemur's disease.
And secondly, it's great that you go ahead with the name, I'm not sure anyone on the internet actually accuses you of racism, most people probably just find it funny, including myself.
"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
#Hillary4prism
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Some piously affirm: "The truth is such and such. I know! I see!"
And hold that everything depends upon having the “right” religion.
But when one really knows, one has no need of religion. - Mahavyuha Sutra
Freedom necessarily involves risk. - Alan Watts
Shurely shum mishtake!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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