I'd like a technical description of how this is physically possible.Originally Posted by Lemur
A chainsaw is quite heavy, so I guess that, given the right starting position, it will just "fall down"...Originally Posted by Whacker
IOr maybe you move it very fast so the inertia will make it move on etc. Just make it fast enough, that a chainsaw has a motor probably helps.
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Transcript from the emergency call: "Tiiiiimmmmbbbbeeerrrr-..."Originally Posted by Lemur
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"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Should've practiced on a koala or something, then moved up the ranks while strictly adhering to the scientific method to accurately test their remorse capacity. Australian schools are letting their youth down in the sciences.
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"The truth is this; the march of Providence so long, that of the individual so brief, that we often only see the ebb of the advancing wave. It is history which teaches us to hope."
Oben ohne!Originally Posted by Lemur
This must be the same guy of that earlier incident. The guy who after he got divorced chainsawed his home in two and drove off with his half.
Der Kölsche Knabe, gar nicht träge,
Sägte mit der Kettensäge,
Ritzeratze! voller Tücke,
Im eignen Halse eine Lücke.
Als diese Tat schon fast vorbei,
Hörte noch die Polizei
“Ich füll in gute Kölsche Sproch
De ene mit demm andere Loch!”
Gotta love Germans.
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
Not strictly weird, and no squid either, but a sad tale of a lovesick albatross:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...ds/6641021.stm
I don't know about you but I have a tear in my eye. I DEMAND that we fly a female albatross to Scotland for Albert immediately.A lovesick albatross has spent the last 40 years unsuccessfully looking for romance in Scotland, 8,000 miles away from his natural breeding grounds.
The lonely bird, dubbed Albert, is thought to have first arrived in Scotland after being blown off course in the South Atlantic in 1967.
For the past four decades he has been engaged in a futile attempt to woo gannets on several remote islands.
But experts said Albert had no prospect of finding a mate so far from home.
"The only thing I've gotten out of this thread is that Navaros is claiming that Satan gave Man meat. Awesome." Gorebag
Where did you get that from Adrian?
Though I have to admit that, while I live relatively close to Cologne, I don't really get the point at the end.
And I agree with EA, greenpeace should do something!
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Right you are!Originally Posted by English assassin
It would be an outdated, misogynic and utterly non-holistic measure to fly in a nubile for Albert. All the more reason to do it.
Where do I sign?
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As you should be aware, there is a hole situated in the nether dorsal region of the human body which is known in German as the what-loch?Originally Posted by Husar
Oh, and it's my own spoof of a Max und Moritz couplet.
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
When squirrels attack!
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And the copy-cat murder/suicides begin!Originally Posted by Lemur
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la...wed-storylevel
I would think that a circular saw would not be the ideal tool for the job here, due to the limited depth of the cut. I'd advise using a reciprocating saw.Originally Posted by LATimes
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
Si je n'étais pas jouer à des jeux que je serais mort de petits animaux à un taux plus élevé que je suis maintenant - Louis VI The Fat
"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
That's the most idiotic marketing move I have ever read of.Originally Posted by Lemur
I'll never buy a PS3.
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
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Been to:
Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
GoW II is for the PS2.Originally Posted by edyzmedieval
Squirrel goes berserk in So-Cal elementary school. Attacks 3 people, flees scene.
Man dies in car park dnace off. Authorities believe he was "served".
If you havin' skyrim problems I feel bad for you son.. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
VENI, VIDI, NATES CALCE CONCIDI
I came, I saw, I kicked ass
Priceless!Originally Posted by lars573
And from the "Think of the Children" front:
http://www.dailyherald.com/search/se....asp?id=311064
Originally Posted by Daily Herald
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If I werent playing games Id be killing small animals at a higher rate than I am now - SFTS
Si je n'étais pas jouer à des jeux que je serais mort de petits animaux à un taux plus élevé que je suis maintenant - Louis VI The Fat
"Why do you hate the extremely limited Spartan version of freedom?" - Lemur
File this under "ewwwwwww!"
Anne Swanson gave birth at Sunrise Hospital last month, and wants her placenta so she can ingest it for its nutrients. But Swanson says the hospital has told her the organ was contaminated, and she would have to go to court to get it back. Yesterday, Swanson and a group of other women protested outside the Maryland Parkway hospital, with signs reading "Free the Placenta."
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Hadn't these girls ever heard of Leopold and Loeb? Minus points for lack of originality.Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Last edited by Lemur; 05-11-2007 at 01:26.
Perhaps they should have gone for the perfect murder on its own before stepping up to the much more difficult perfect murder/perfect kidnapping combo.
Mind you, I suppose if you're Nietzschean Suipermen, you aren't too concerned with getting your learning curve right.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
Spanish police pull over man in wheelchair on expressway
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Tetraplegic man in a brothel? That a somewhat twisted mental image...In fact, if his paralysis was down to spinal cord damage, an injury high enough up to get all four of his limbs would also have cut the sensory nerves coming from his genitals anyway.
Last edited by Big King Sanctaphrax; 05-11-2007 at 16:02.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
All squirrel fans should google "evil attack squirrel of death".
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I'll build a mountain of corpses - Ogami Itto, Lone Wolf & Cub
Sometimes standing up for your friends means killing a whole lot of people - Sin City, by Frank Miller
To quote a rather obscure book, Orchards can be pleasant places, even if you can't climb trees.In fact, if his paralysis was down to spinal cord damage, an injury high enough up to get all four of his limbs would also have cut the sensory nerves coming from his genitals anyway.
"The only thing I've gotten out of this thread is that Navaros is claiming that Satan gave Man meat. Awesome." Gorebag
Last edited by Lemur; 05-11-2007 at 20:07. Reason: Found video of the death puddle in action.
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The death of one man is a tragedy; the death of millions, a statistic -Stalin
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area -UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
You've all heard about pumping iron. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present.........pumping oil.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle1782095.eceBODYBUILDERS seeking more impressive physiques are turning themselves into living versions of the cartoon character Popeye by injecting a form of synthetic oil into their muscles.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Silly body builders. If you want Popeye "muskles", you need to use Olive Oyl, otherwise you'll end up Wimpy.
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Oh lawd... definitely news of the weird. He was a bit energetic, given, but that there was a transsexual hiding in there...Originally Posted by Pannonian
"It ain't where you're from / it's where you're at."
Eric B. & Rakim, I Know You Got Soul
I've got some real-life, first-hand news of the weird for ya. Coming home last night with the little lemurs, I ran into my neighbor, who is a GA nurse. She had some pictures and a freaky story to tell.
Woman overfills her jacuzzi. Decides to drain off some of the water. Takes a yard hose, starts sucking on it to create a siphon. Succeeds in her project, but feels weird. Really weird.
Goes to emergency room, complaining that she feels "something" in her throat. Doc and nurse take a look, and lo, behold, the woman has a group of black ants that have dug into the flesh of her throat. They're just below the vocal folds and the ventricular fold, so getting them out will be insanely tricky, especially since they've dug into her flesh with their mandibles.
Attempts are made with forceps and flushing, but nothing works. Suction is applied for a long while, and eventually all of the little buggers come free.
Disgusting, no? I'll see if she will loan me the pikkies to scan and post.
That is gross Lemur. Note to self: don't suck on 'anty hose.
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