From President Johnson
I hoped that I made my intentions clear, but if I failed to do so, then I will state it again.
I know Yugoslavia's communism is different than Soviet communism.
Soviet communism is corrupt and inefficient.
The Soviet
Government
has
GULAGs.
I am disappointed that you have chosen to bring up the issue of Native Americans. They are Americans. You cannot deny that. I was not around to prevent the atrocities that occurred. However, I am going to prevent the atrocities of today.
The GULAGs. The Kulak liquidation. The Chechen and Cossack suppression. I will not stand for those civil rights abuses. As such, I am also asking the Congress of th United States to begin a 'Front on Poverty' to assist the elderly, the men and women of the inner-city, and the people of Appalachia. I am also offering the bill for 'Medicare' and 'Medicaid'. Finally, I am offering the Native Americans the ability to re-located off-reservations for the next five years.
Tito, how many Serbians and Muslims do you have in your council? How many Croats? None.
U.S.S.R., how many kulaks do you have in your council. How many Chechens? None.
I would also like to tell every West German, you are not alone. How many Danes were like you, their nation taken over by the Soviets? Yet the U.S.S.R. was not willing to talk to you. When I suggested that families be re-united and moved across the borders, he turned me down, citing 'espionage' and 'sabotage' as reasons to keep families apart. Yet now he graciously tries to call you in, to re-unite you with your family, an offer that I had offered before. See his hypocrisy for what it is.
Despite your obvious hypocrisy, I am going to hire the Native American Johnathon Blackstone as my Native American adviser, and Julian Jefferson as my African-American adviser. They will join me, every day, in the United States White House. They are two men who have worked long and hard to achieve equal rights for their brothers and friends. As such, they will be rewarded with the position they deserve.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Good luck to all the brave West Germans and Americas.
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