Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 31 to 58 of 58

Thread: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

  1. #31
    Urwendur Ûrîbêl Senior Member Mouzafphaerre's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Mikligarðr
    Posts
    6,899

    Smile Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    .
    Quote Originally Posted by Shogun
    You guys are gonna love this:

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=SS3_hT_FUNQ

    It's one of the most hilarious videos I've ever seen! You're right, they really do need extra geography lessons!


    On an unrelated note, is it الإمارات or الأمارات?
    .
    Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony

    Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
    .

  2. #32

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mouzafphaerre
    .



    On an unrelated note, is it الإمارات or الأمارات?
    .
    It's الإمارات but some people pronounce it الامارات.

  3. #33
    Urwendur Ûrîbêl Senior Member Mouzafphaerre's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Mikligarðr
    Posts
    6,899

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    .
    شكراً
    .
    Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony

    Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
    .

  4. #34

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    عفواً

  5. #35
    Senior Member Senior Member Cheetah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2001
    Location
    Hungary
    Posts
    2,085

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    Quote Originally Posted by Shogun
    You guys are gonna love this:

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=SS3_hT_FUNQ

    It's one of the most hilarious videos I've ever seen! You're right, they really do need extra geography lessons!
    Seeing this one I am leaning towards the opinion that the first might not been an act.

    On a related note:
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII&feature=related
    Lional of Cornwall
    proud member of the Round Table Knights
    ___________________________________
    Death before dishonour.

    "If you wish to weaken the enemy's sword, move first, fly in and cut!" - Ueshiba Morihei O-Sensei

  6. #36

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    I don't get it though, why would they "act" stupid? All they would do is make the country look stupid...

  7. #37
    Enlightened Despot Member Vladimir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    In ur nun, causing a bloody schism!
    Posts
    7,906

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    Quote Originally Posted by Shogun
    عفواً
    How the hell can you people read that? I'll never be able to learn it. I, think I see some spaces in there.

    It doesn't even display properly in my post!


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 



  8. #38
    Urwendur Ûrîbêl Senior Member Mouzafphaerre's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Mikligarðr
    Posts
    6,899

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    .
    Set your browser's encoding to auto-detect.

    Actually it's easy. Really! Not easier than the Latin alphabet maybe but that also depends on the reader I believe.
    .
    Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony

    Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
    .

  9. #39

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    I think it's the font, I don't know why their all crushed together like that.

  10. #40
    Cynic Senior Member sapi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    4,970

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    Quote Originally Posted by Shogun
    You guys are gonna love this:

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=SS3_hT_FUNQ

    It's one of the most hilarious videos I've ever seen! You're right, they really do need extra geography lessons!
    Yeah, CNNN was done by the same guys as the ones I turned up, but a couple of years earlier
    From wise men, O Lord, protect us -anon
    The death of one man is a tragedy; the death of millions, a statistic -Stalin
    We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area -UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer

  11. #41
    Grand Patron's Banner Bearer Senior Member Peasant Phill's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Somewhere relatively safe, behind some one else, preferably at the back
    Posts
    2,953
    Blog Entries
    3

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    Why would you want to appear stupid? because in some cases it makes you popular.

    In Belgium we have a great example of that Eddy Wally (singer). He seems the most stupid man alive but he earns a good living with what he does.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drone
    Someone has to watch over the wheat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TinCow
    We've made our walls sufficiently thick that we don't even hear the wet thuds of them bashing their brains against the outer wall and falling as lifeless corpses into our bottomless moat.

  12. #42
    One easily trifled with Member Target Champion Motep's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    In flux
    Posts
    4,268

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    Wow...woman needs an atlas...
    TosaInu shall never be forgotten.

  13. #43
    Senior Member Senior Member Beefy187's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Tokyo
    Posts
    6,383
    Blog Entries
    15

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    My mother is allergic to maps


    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    Beefy, you are a silly moo moo at times, aren't you?

  14. #44
    Thread killer Member Rodion Romanovich's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    The dark side
    Posts
    5,383

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
    Under construction...

    "In countries like Iran, Saudi Arabia and Norway, there is no separation of church and state." - HoreTore

  15. #45

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy187
    My mother is allergic to maps
    My parents are both rather geographically ignorant. I've had to remind her twice that Tunisia (where one of my friends has gone on an exchange) is in Africa, not Europe as she keeps saying.

    I can't actually watch the videos at the moment because I'm running at dial up speed but we have a program here called "Are you smarter than a 10 year old?" and my parents and youngest brother watch it. They always struggle with anything geography or history related. One time they had an argument about when the World War I ended and so came over to ask me to try and beat the contestants to figuring out the answer (no, I don't know why ). When I said November 11 1918 they didn't believe me until the answer was shown.

    Although on the NZ show the kids are really rich kids and most of them rather arrogant and went to private schools etc. so of course they make average people look stupid.

  16. #46
    Could be your God Member Abokasee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    N/A
    Posts
    1,487

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    "But the reality couldnt be further from the truth" ~ Oh dear here we go

    "Who won the vietnam war?" ~ Anysecond now...

    "We Did" ~ For the foolish and less than intelligent. the north vietnamese won after the USA "pulled out"

    -

    "How many sides does triangle have?"

    "4"

    I find hillarous that they think before answering

    "What is the currency of the United kingdom?"

    "Possibly american money" ~ NO WAY! ours is worth twice as much (Please note this was written at the time the exchange rate was £1 for $2, and sorry for caps)

    "Queen Elizabeth money? I don't know" ~ Its called the british pound but at least you named a english queen
    Last edited by Abokasee; 12-31-2007 at 16:29.
    Now with transparent layers!

    Lost on the Internet? Go back to start.

  17. #47
    Master Procrastinator Member TevashSzat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    University of Pennsylvania
    Posts
    2,367

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    Just look at this:

    National Geographic 2006 poll

    * Only 37% of young Americans can find Iraq on a map—though U.S. troops have been there since 2003.
    * 6 in 10 young Americans don't speak a foreign language fluently.
    * 20% of young Americans think Sudan is in Asia. (It's the largest country in Africa.)
    * 48% of young Americans believe the majority population in India is Muslim. (It's Hindu—by a landslide.)
    * Half of young Americans can't find New York on a map.
    "I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me." - Issac Newton

  18. #48
    Thread killer Member Rodion Romanovich's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    The dark side
    Posts
    5,383

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mouzafphaerre
    .
    شكراً
    .
    Gah, these seemingly random very very small curved lines drive me mad! I envy those of you who can read it
    Under construction...

    "In countries like Iran, Saudi Arabia and Norway, there is no separation of church and state." - HoreTore

  19. #49
    Bureaucratically Efficient Senior Member TinCow's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Washington, DC
    Posts
    13,729

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    On behalf of all Americans, I apologize for all of the above videos. You have no idea how embarassing it is to be universally known as a nation of idiots. I assure you, many of us are actually intelligent and know what is going on in the world. Furthermore, you should take heart in the knowledge that people who are that stupid are almost always way too lazy to vote. Most eyebrow-raising results in US elections and votes are due to intelligent morons, not the more mundane variety of imbeciles.


  20. #50
    Urwendur Ûrîbêl Senior Member Mouzafphaerre's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Mikligarðr
    Posts
    6,899

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    Quote Originally Posted by TinCow
    On behalf of all Americans, I apologize for all of the above videos. You have no idea how embarassing it is to be universally known as a nation of idiots. I assure you, many of us are actually intelligent and know what is going on in the world. Furthermore, you should take heart in the knowledge that people who are that stupid are almost always way too lazy to vote. Most eyebrow-raising results in US elections and votes are due to intelligent morons, not the more mundane variety of imbeciles.
    .
    Don't worry mate! This small country out here in the Middle East host the people most similar to the average American one. You're not alone!


    .
    Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony

    Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
    .

  21. #51
    Cynic Senior Member sapi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    4,970

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    * 6 in 10 young Americans don't speak a foreign language fluently.
    I'd think having 40% who do would be very good....

    On behalf of all Americans, I apologize for all of the above videos. You have no idea how embarassing it is to be universally known as a nation of idiots. I assure you, many of us are actually intelligent and know what is going on in the world. Furthermore, you should take heart in the knowledge that people who are that stupid are almost always way too lazy to vote. Most eyebrow-raising results in US elections and votes are due to intelligent morons, not the more mundane variety of imbeciles.
    Last edited by sapi; 01-01-2008 at 06:51.
    From wise men, O Lord, protect us -anon
    The death of one man is a tragedy; the death of millions, a statistic -Stalin
    We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area -UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer

  22. #52
    Guest Boyar Son's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    MIA, Florida
    Posts
    1,656

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    But we can all agree "bartix" doesnt exist right abokasee?

  23. #53
    Cynic Senior Member sapi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Brisbane
    Posts
    4,970

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    Quote Originally Posted by Boyar Son
    But we can all agree "bartix" doesnt exist right abokasee?
    What?
    From wise men, O Lord, protect us -anon
    The death of one man is a tragedy; the death of millions, a statistic -Stalin
    We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area -UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer

  24. #54
    Urwendur Ûrîbêl Senior Member Mouzafphaerre's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Mikligarðr
    Posts
    6,899

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    Quote Originally Posted by Boyar Son
    But we can all agree "bartix" doesnt exist right abokasee?
    .
    Infidel!
    .
    Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony

    Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
    .

  25. #55
    Hǫrðar Member Viking's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Hordaland, Norway
    Posts
    6,449

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rodion Romanovich
    Gah, these seemingly random very very small curved lines drive me mad! I envy those of you who can read it

    To be honest, it reminds me of, uhm what to call it? Text written by hand.

    But we can all agree "bartix" doesnt exist right abokasee?

    I see that this user is now demoted; be careful when entering touchy subjects in the frontroom.
    Runes for good luck:

    [1 - exp(i*2π)]^-1

  26. #56
    Could be your God Member Abokasee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    N/A
    Posts
    1,487

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    HERESY




    Bartix did exsist but in a apocalyptic war with Uranians it was removed, this place is now called Melanesia, Polynesia, Micronesia and Greenland, and the flemish part of Belgium which was hit by an experimental Uranian Gravity Gun and Flung from Micronesia to Europe, same for greenland, but it was connected with australia

    +================================================+

    Now Back to the subject

    +================================================+
    __________________
    (On the orginal video)

    Well if the boy knows Budapest is in hungary... thats of course reassuring that the next bunch of americans will have signifcantly higher IQ
    ----


    Wikipedias wrong?

    *Edit 2*

    WOAH didnt spot the scale of my image

    I have scaled it down
    Last edited by Abokasee; 01-02-2008 at 13:16.
    Now with transparent layers!

    Lost on the Internet? Go back to start.

  27. #57
    Member Member El Diablo's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    New Zealand, the Shakey Isles.
    Posts
    672

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    I must confess that I have not watched the vids that have been linked in this thread. But I do know the ones that they go on about.

    Often they are edited to make you look silly and also many of the people are not all that well educated as well.

    In saying that some of the stupidest people I have met were at University.

    Now my beautiful gf (bless her) has the most appalling sence of direction and I am not surprised that she does not know the location of many countries. Some alot larger than others (ha ha).

    But get her on a topic that interets her then "boom" her knowledge blows mine out of the water.

    Who is stupid now? - or is it more just whose interest is geography/history/politics/cars/animals/etc and what is the topic of the question?

    The US does not have a monopoly on idiots - they are worldwide. The US is just unfortunate that theirs are broadcast everywhere....
    "My IQ test came back. Thankfully it was negative"

    Been to:

  28. #58
    Enlightened Despot Member Vladimir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    In ur nun, causing a bloody schism!
    Posts
    7,906

    Default Re: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

    Quote Originally Posted by El Diablo
    The US does not have a monopoly on idiots - they are worldwide. The US is just unfortunate that theirs are broadcast everywhere....
    And we're they're prettier!


    Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
    How do you motivate your employees? Waterboarding, of course.
    Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
    Down with dried flowers!
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 



Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO