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    Default ...uhh coptic mother ****er do you speak it ? A Makuria comedy AAR



    Thats right bitches , I'm immortal .

    Your probably thinking , " oh crap Samuel L Jackson is gonna yell english mother ****er all day and things like that."

    My response to the question obviously written without knowing the unknown unknowns is no .

    I'm going to tell you about how I carved out an empire ran by a bunch of hard core mother...wait I'm not gonna say that to .



    I feel you guys should get to know my son . His slave name is David . His non-slave name is... Leul David . Which is not a slave name . Its a shame his mom died when those horse ****ers came down from Egypt . I've stayed celibate up until this point in her honor. Cause not often do you get a nice lady from the old empire you know ?


    Now your thinking , "Samuel L , you have no modern weapons and most of your army is half naked."

    My response to that is simply BLACK POWER MOTHER ****ER!


    **** I broke my own rule .


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    Default Re: ...uhh coptic mother ****er do you speak it ? A Makuria comedy AAR

    Hey there mate!

    Awesome start, brilliant, though it seems a little unappropriate for Samuel L. MOTHER****ING Jackson to have Bastion of Chivalry as a trait? :P

    Anyways, good luck!
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    Default Re: ...uhh coptic mother ****er do you speak it ? A Makuria comedy AAR

    I cannot wait to read it, good luck.

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    Default Re: ...uhh coptic mother ****er do you speak it ? A Makuria comedy AAR

    'Only the Dead Have Seen the End of War' Plato

    'Ar nDuctas' O'Dougherty clan motto

    'In Peace, sons bury thier fathers; In War, fathers bury thier sons' Thucydides

    'Forth Eorlingas!' motto of the Riders of Rohan

    'dammit, In for a Penny, In for a Pound!' the Duke of Wellington

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    Default Re: ...uhh coptic mother ****er do you speak it ? A Makuria comedy AAR

    Sweet!
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    "To robbery, slaughter, plunder, they give the lying name of empire; they make a desert and call it peace." -Calgacus

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    Default Re: ...uhh coptic mother ****er do you speak it ? A Makuria comedy AAR

    Good Luck

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