So he/she/it gets to have all the fun!
So he/she/it gets to have all the fun!
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pintenOriginally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Down with dried flowers!
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Post-Mortem Humiliation: Obese Woman Carried So Much Fat She Set Crematorium on Fire
As you'll well know if you barbecue very often, fat is extremely flammable. Normally, the human body doesn't carry enough of the stuff for it to be a problem during cremation—but recently, an obese woman from Austria carried so much weight that her fat burnt strongly enough to set a crematorium ablaze.
The fat caused the fire inside the crematorium to reach 300C, resulting in clouds of smoke billowing out of the building when the filter mechanisms failed to stand up to the job. Firemen had to rush to the scence in Graz, Austria, where they were confronted by thick black smoke smoke which, in the words of the Daily Mail, left them "covered with a layer of sooty grease". Delightful. They eventually extinguished the fire by aiming water through the vents which are used to clear the filters of the cremation oven.
The woman in question weighed 440 pounds, and experts have claimed that it is definitely her size which caused the oven in which she was being cremated to overheat, as opposed to there being a fault. Most countries don't currently have an upper limit on weight or body size which is allowed to be cremated—but this incident could well change that. In fact, since the fire Austria and Switzerland are considering a ban on larger bodies being cremated.
I'll see your mountain lion and raise you a bear
Robert Biggs, 69, [...] was roaming the woods of north-central California Monday when the giant cat jumped him.
Biggs, a photographer who enjoys getting close to nature, but probably not this close, was initially saved by his backpack, which was “up around his head” and prevented the panther from landing a mortal blow.
After tussling with the panther for a few seconds, a bear appeared and battled the mountain lion for about 15 seconds, Biggs said, before the cat fled.
The bear left Biggs alone, and he suffered only relatively minor bites, bruises and bite marks.
Biggs told the Paradise, Calif., publication that he had been taking pictures of the bear and her cub before the mountain lion attacked him. He said he had taken pictures of the mother bear before, and had even played with an earlier cub.
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Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pintenOriginally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Down with dried flowers!
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There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Now at least we know what to do with Grandma now.
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There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
That's not exactly what I said, now is it?
I made a joke, if I had read the same joke I would have chuckled. Let bygones be bygones.
Might as well analyze a Charlie Chaplin film, where he slips on a banana, and analyze how terrible it is that he could have gotten back problems for the lack of proper stuntmen.
it was just amazingly poor taste... much like the Austrian joke before it...
I don't think it was poor taste at all. You know the old saying, "A monkey/chicken/goat/ape/gerbil never complains."
While a very sad story, were it not for all the aggravating circumstances surrounding it (the abuse, the ak 47s, etc), how would this story would be different if the ape was, say, discovered at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, where she lived a very comfortable life, swam in a pool, chose her own clients, had an on-site chef and hairdresser. Now that would be funny.
So you see, while ape prostitution is funny, this particular case is not
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
I've been hanging with bartenders and ski instructors for too long... If you frown at comments like THAT, you'd wet yourselves in panic at some of the jokes I've heard :)
Hitchhiker shot while researching 'Kindness of America'
A hitchhiker researching a book on "The Kindness of America" is currently recovering in hospital after a gun-toting truck driver gave him a small donation of some searing hot lead.
Ray Dolin, was hitching on Highway 2 in Montana on Saturday as part of a project to produce a memoir on the great things about the open road in the big country.
Dolin was sitting on his backpack, just west of of the town of Glasgow early Saturday evening when a pickup truck slowed down.
However, rather than extending the offer of a ride, the driver extended a gun out of the window and shot Dolin in the arm.
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Ammo Manufacturer Capitalizes of Rash of Cannibal Attacks
(file under "How to sell when 'Obama Will Take Our Guns' gets old")
Bullets said to be made specifically for zombie eradication are here, and they're allegedly selling like hotcakes -- or, hot, oozing brains if you're undead.
When "Zombie Apocalypse" became a media obsession -- reanimated, in part by a spate of cannibalistic attacks -- the Hornady company snapped into action and came up with the perfect plan. They rebranded one of their bullets, slapped a green tip on it, and fancied it up with creepy packaging.
Voila: Z-Max bullets are designed to "make dead permanent," according to the Detroit company's website. [...]
Reviewers, who recreated a bullet ripping through zombie flesh, aren't super impressed with the Z-max bullet in terms of practicality. One man even says that the Z-max ammo has the exact same specifications as the same company's Critical Defense ammo.
But who cares? There's nothing better than an awesome -- and awesome looking -- zombie defense kit.
-Clothes and shoes for hitchhiking across America - 40$
-Writing material for book "The Kindness of America" - 30$
-Being randomly shot by a stranger for no good reason - priceless.
The lessons the universe teaches you are priceless....for everything else...there's Mastercard.
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
"All things are born from darkness, and all things return to darkness". Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
Apparently he shot himself intentionally for some publicity: self-inflicted publicity
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No debate necessary on my part, Kadagar. I saw this further development of the story which kind of makes it weirder.
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Zoo keeper in Sweden killed by wolves.
This is what happens when you don´t follow the security rules when dealing with wild animals.
there are signs in these places that clearly say "don´t feed the animals".
"If given the choice to be the shepherd or the sheep... be the wolf"
-Josh Homme
"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
- Calvin
She was following the park protocol... She has also handled the wolves since they were pups, feeding them with a baby bottle and stuff...
It's probably down to a number of factors, IE, the wolf pack at the time going through some sort of disturbance (like one of the wolves trying to take over the alpha role), and she maybe on top of that stumbled and fell, setting of some instinct in the wolves...
They also sense fear, so stumbling she might have got afraid, and set them off...
Poor women, but with that said, I've always been against wild animals in captivity. If some of them snaps and attacks it must be expected, and I in no way blame the wolves.
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