Why are the naked men so hard to beat!!!!

[russia almighty]

I'm playing on very hard battle difficulty and they tear my Camillian Hastati up!!!!1111111 WHY THE **** ARE THEY SO HARD!!!!!!!11:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3::furious3:



I can't let pez top me.

[Ibrahim]

I'm playing on very hard battle difficulty and they tear my Camillian Hastati up!!!!1111111 WHY THE **** ARE THEY SO HARD!!!!!!!11:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3::furious3:

very hard, eh?..wonder why...

well actually, the Gaesatae are already a load of A** in medium (to simulate the effects of psychedelic drugs/ apinkillers on a person's behavior), the recommended difficulty level for EB, so very hard, which gives the enemy a boatload of advantages in stats strategy, etc, then they are darn near invincible (almost divine, in a sickening perverted way)

here are some consolation balloons (my sympathies to thy misfortune)

:balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2:

[Hooahguy]

....i think he was kidding......

[Ibrahim]

well who cares?

[Visitor13]

You won't win against them unless you play EB naked :yes:

[General Appo]

So that´s why they´re always so easy in my battles. I was wondering why everyone thought they were good, but now I understand. Thanks, I might even try a few battles with my clothes on just to test it out.

[Visitor13]

With your clothes on you'll lose, believe me.

Unless you put a Lorica Segmentata on (and nothing else). Then you'll conquer the whole map in, like 10-15 turns. And the battles won't lag anymore, BTW.

[General Appo]

I though that only happened if one was wearing just LS, sitting on a egyptian chariot drawn by 4 flaming pigs while hurling painted heads at Berserker Amazons.

[Visitor13]

Could be... I don't remember... there was a thread that explained all these things, but I can't find it now...

EDIT: Found it!

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/archive/index.php/t-47080.html

[Long lost Caesar]

theyre easy to beat. just use your arcani to shank them ninja style, and if youve got a german warband coming at you send in the flaming pigs :laugh4:

[Titus Marcellus Scato]

Want to defeat a band of naked men?

Send a band of naked women at them. That'll distract them! ;)

[beatoangelico]

You need the vanilla egypt skins to beat them. Sorry.

[pezhetairoi]

Want to defeat a band of naked men?

Send a band of naked women at them. That'll distract them! ;)

Do these women have to be screeching, or mounted on cute horsies and shooting arrow after arrow at the naked men a la Cupid?

...I seem to be starting a fad. XD

Russia almighty, 'topping' me has strange connotations. o.O

[antisocialmunky]

*Why does March seem to be ADHD month for the EB forum?*

[Hax]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH ADHD HOW WAS YOUR ANTISOCIALMUNKY?! DID YOU ENJOY SCHOOL OR WORK WHATEVER YOU DO WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE TODAY I'VE ALREADY HAD 12!

[antisocialmunky]

That's because you're a beta tester. Live hard, die young and all that jazz. Serious business being a beta tester isn't it?

[beatoangelico]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/1163919784-1162668862733.jpg

[Gebeleisis]

whats with EB and cats lately?:inquisitive:

[Sarcasm]

https://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9858/snuffxdotcomstfunoobfv3.jpg

[Gebeleisis]

*runs in terror*

[MarcusAureliusAntoninus]

...these forums have historically looked down on spam...

[General Appo]

...as a father looks down upon his beloved son.

[russia almighty]

.....As russia almighty looks down upon The Persian Cataphract.

[Ibrahim]

playing naked causes visitors to die of a heart attack:clown: :clown: :laugh4: :laugh4:
(no I don't do that; I beat gaesatae just fine without them being off)

[antisocialmunky]

http://nmallory.exit-23.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/acceptance.jpg