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InsaneApache
03-19-2008, 13:13
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html
30% here. :embarassed:
6%
Polarized questions; I mean I'd like to neither receive or give flowers. ~;)
25%
we are all gay man...it´s just to what extent are you gay...don´t feel bad about it...
to quote one of my favorite comedians Ron White
I told him, "We're all gay, man. It's just to what extent are you gay." He says, "That's bullshit man, I ain't gay at all!"
I said, "Yes you are and I'll prove it."
He says, "Fine, prove it."
I said to him, "All right. Do you like porn?"
He says, "Yeah, I love porn, you know that."
I said, "Do you only watch two women doing it?"
He said, "Naw, I'll watch a man and a woman make love."
I said, "Oh, do you want the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?"
He said, "Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co-- I did not know that about myself. :inquisitive: "
:laugh4:
Mouzafphaerre
03-19-2008, 13:29
.
40 %
Beat'ya! ~D
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23%, I'm not surprised. Although quite a few of my friends are gay.
Omanes Alexandrapolites
03-19-2008, 13:37
70%
Owned!
Louis VI the Fat
03-19-2008, 13:39
53 % gay.
No surprises here. I am simply infinitely refined, pretty and precious. :2thumbsup:
KukriKhan
03-19-2008, 13:39
CEE is 23% gay.
Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto!
:laugh4: :laugh4: Maybe the 20-something women, but not the ones I know. Silly survey.
I think I've seen this before. :inquisitive:
33% though, but I'd say most of the questions aren't representative (I said that the last time as well ~D ), second one was already missing the "neither" option. ~;)
23% here. Somehow much lower than I expected.
Vladimir
03-19-2008, 14:02
I think I've seen this before. :inquisitive:
33% though, but I'd say most of the questions aren't representative (I said that the last time as well ~D ), second one was already missing the "neither" option. ~;)
It's been around. I scored a 20 or so.
Polarized questions; I mean I'd like to neither receive or give flowers. ~;)
Indeed. And I also missed the option 'None' when they asked if I was having sex with men and/or women.
16% for me.
ICantSpellDawg
03-19-2008, 14:20
30% gay. I used to be way gayer.
ICantSpellDawg
03-19-2008, 14:30
30 % gay.
Oh man Andres! We should be gay together!
It crashed while opening.
ICantSpellDawg
03-19-2008, 14:34
It crashed while opening.
Wow - you must be really gay.
Oh man Andres! We should be gay together!
Will you let me touch your favourite underwear? :smitten:
Did I really say that? :creep:
Dutch_guy
03-19-2008, 14:53
Oh man Andres! We should be gay together!
The two of you should get married :book: ~;)
I'm 16%, I seem to be below average :beam:
:balloon2:
36%?
Rubbish!
I'm far more gay than that. :belly:
Kralizec
03-19-2008, 15:26
36%?
Me too :inquisitive:
FactionHeir
03-19-2008, 15:32
How gay, 26% :clown:
Kaidonni
03-19-2008, 16:26
20-30% (can't remember, closed the window I took the test in). But, when it was calculating my score...I thought that loading meter was MY score! LOL! It went all the way up to 100% and I was like 'wtf?!' :inquisitive:
Wow - you must be really gay.
Or unable to config my browser properly.
enough with the innuendo this is a pg-site you should know that.
InsaneApache
03-19-2008, 17:10
20-30% (can't remember, closed the window I took the test in). But, when it was calculating my score...I thought that loading meter was MY score! LOL! It went all the way up to 100% and I was like 'wtf?!' :inquisitive:
Aye it does get the old sphincter twitching. :clown: :laugh4:
Sasaki Kojiro
03-19-2008, 17:49
20-30% (can't remember, closed the window I took the test in). But, when it was calculating my score...I thought that loading meter was MY score! LOL! It went all the way up to 100% and I was like 'wtf?!' :inquisitive:
haha I thought the same thing as well.
30%
Somebody Else
03-19-2008, 18:14
I have a cheerful disposition, I take joy in most of what I do. For what reason do I need to take this test?
SE
ICantSpellDawg
03-19-2008, 18:37
Or unable to config my browser properly.
heh.
Goofball
03-19-2008, 18:48
50% because mainly:
1) I'm immaculately groomed
2) Spend lots of money on clothes
3) Like to live in a place that's fashionably decorated
4) Would rather pay somebody to root out my clogged plumbing than do it myself.
Not unhappy with the result.
HoreTore
03-19-2008, 19:11
20%.
I was seriously freaked out by that loading thing btw. That was pure evil.
Big_John
03-19-2008, 19:16
182%!?! what the..
seireikhaan
03-19-2008, 19:24
23% gay.
Vladimir
03-19-2008, 19:24
Aye it does get the old sphincter twitching. :clown: :laugh4:
Wow
Craterus
03-19-2008, 19:30
30%
Big_John
03-19-2008, 19:30
Or unable to config my browser properly.is there any better gauge of manliness?
Adrian II
03-19-2008, 21:03
It's 26% here. Don't know why I got even 1 percent, though.
I thought flowers were for funerals? :inquisitive:
woad&fangs
03-19-2008, 21:32
33%
Mostly kept down by my miserly tendencies and complete lack of fashion sense.
Uesugi Kenshin
03-19-2008, 21:59
I got a whopping 13%.
50%. That's ok, I'm comfortable with my sexuality.
gibsonsg91921
03-20-2008, 01:04
The loading thing was awesome. I took a facebook quiz on "how manly are you" and it called me a gay man. I was hoping it was 100 percent!
It was really only 23%. That can't be possible, I'm way more gay than that. Just look at any of my posts in the KOTR OOC thread and check out my flamboyance!
47%.
Any higher and there would be alot of women who would be disappointed.
Wow - you must be really gay.
:laugh: :laugh2: :laugh3:
*pauses*
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
aah thanks, I imagined you saying this very loud/enthusiastic/surprised, looking at Tosa with those big eyes... simply too funny. :laugh4:
Thanks.. :P I'll keep you in mind for Hof 2009 ~;)
ICantSpellDawg
03-20-2008, 04:12
Zing:hmg:
Makanyane
03-20-2008, 08:24
50% !? hmmmm :confused:
Big_John
03-20-2008, 08:25
aren't all women exactly 50% gay?
Kekvit Irae
03-20-2008, 08:37
60% :juggle2:
Quirinus
03-20-2008, 08:58
I have a cheerful disposition, I take joy in most of what I do. For what reason do I need to take this test?
SE
Me too! I'm a very gay and frisky individual.
KukriKhan
03-20-2008, 13:41
So, isn't anyone gonna volunteer to map out 'how gay' the backroom is, on a graph?
Well, there is a hunk thread.... :wink2:
Also, I thought I'd be quite a bit gayer. I hit 20% on the dot. Agree with the polarized questions. I was constantly trying to click in between the two boxes but it just didn't let me for some reason. I'm smart and beautiful... what can I say. :laugh4:
CrossLOPER
03-20-2008, 14:52
60% :juggle2:
You're too feminine... wait...
Oh, and ~45%. I cannot remember.
Banquo's Ghost
03-20-2008, 21:13
50% gay, for exactly the same reasons as Goofball. Anyone know if he's taken?
6%
Straightest there is. :shocked3:
TruePraetorian
03-20-2008, 23:32
13%, "a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero.."
:smile:
Samurai Waki
03-21-2008, 00:01
...We have no gays in Iran!!!
23%:jester:
F..... 30% - time to start worrying about myself
As mentioned here test was too polarised.
Don Corleone
03-21-2008, 04:00
40%. If you score less than 20% on that test, you're not getting any, boys or girls, cause you're unfamiliar with concepts such as style, grooming and taste.
Wife got 75%. Maybe I'll get a show like that parallel universe episode of Friends... (*In worst Ross-like whine* "I didn't get to watch, but I did get to eat a sandwich. It was a really good sandwich...").
Just kidding. I typed that because she's reading over my shoulder. Anyway, the woman's version's deck is stacked. My wife got 30% just because she's changed her own oil (and still does, when she can't browbeat me into it).
And yet, like good little bunnies, our warren is filling up with... results to the contrary. 5 weeks everyone! C-section scheduled for 4/30/08.
Evil_Maniac From Mars
03-21-2008, 04:30
The leather trousers question is biased towards Bavarians. ~:pissed:
20%. My girlfriend will be relieved. :laugh4:
atheotes
03-21-2008, 05:33
16%... most of the choices are at the extremes need more options!
Conradus
03-21-2008, 09:37
16%
doc_bean
03-21-2008, 09:38
36% I should have scored way higher than that, I own a pink shirt !
InsaneApache
03-21-2008, 10:34
36% I should have scored way higher than that, I own a pink shirt !
Hair teeth and nails dear boy, hair teeth and nails. :drama2: :laugh4:
Omanes Alexandrapolites
03-21-2008, 10:41
Why do I have to be the gayest? I wasn't quite expecting the mass of 20% - 30% I'm currently seeing - I was hoping somebody would at least get 65%.
In truth, I'd assume myself to be around 50% gay. Really.
And just cause you'd call in a professional to do a job doesn't mean you're gay. It probably means you're just extremely lazy. :rolleyes:
Dutch_guy
03-21-2008, 15:31
Why do I have to be the gayest? I wasn't quite expecting the mass of 20% - 30% I'm currently seeing - I was hoping somebody would at least get 65%.
Don't worry, Don's wife did.
:balloon2:
Why do I have to be the gayest? I wasn't quite expecting the mass of 20% - 30% I'm currently seeing - I was hoping somebody would at least get 65%.
Teh Interwebs hates you.
Omanes Alexandrapolites
03-21-2008, 19:41
Teh Interwebs hates you.It seems my lucky underpants didn't help then :embarassed:
Pannonian
03-21-2008, 20:29
30%.
Tristuskhan
03-21-2008, 20:53
23%. Average white male as far as it seems, having read orga's results.
doc_bean
03-21-2008, 21:46
In truth, I'd assume myself to be around 50% gay. Really.
And just cause you'd call in a professional to do a job doesn't mean you're gay. It probably means you're just extremely lazy. :rolleyes:
Or you actually have some self knowledge. The kind of crappy worksmanship I've seen some people be proud of ... :alien:
Abokasee
03-21-2008, 22:09
23%
Dam some of those question where testing: As a kid did you perfer to be: A Cowboy or A Indian
I am 30% likely to start making out randomly with Husar or Icehole apparently.
:balloon2:
I'm waiting for you my Whacky lava. :gorgeous:
InsaneApache
03-22-2008, 00:07
nm.
LeftEyeNine
03-22-2008, 00:20
ok, I'm %30 too and who are my partners ? List please. :smoking:
ok, I'm %30 too and who are my partners ? List please. :smoking:
Check your inbox.
And show us that screenshot of it again.
:balloon2:
According to the site:
Lemur is 26% gay!
Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto.
Hmm, if you're grabbing, I would think a soft edge would be a bad idea. Oh well. I guess I'd better go wax my legs or something to up my queer quotient.
16%
*I think we've had this one before though.
JAG is 23% gay!!!
Blimey! :p
I wonder if it is my left leg or not, sometimes it seems a little gay. :D
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
03-23-2008, 14:32
20% I think it's gone up a couple of points, spending too much time around women.
Big_John
03-23-2008, 18:39
I wonder if it is my left leg or not, sometimes it seems a little gay. :Dhmm, odd. my 20% gayness is highly concentrated entirely into my penis. :oops:
Strike For The South
03-23-2008, 21:24
30%
Tristuskhan
03-23-2008, 21:38
Rectification: I had 23% yesterday morning.
But yesterday night I met Elise, she's as tall as me (6ft 4 in) and she's gonna be a woman of my life.
23% or not, well, I won't be gay before long.
Louis VI the Fat
03-24-2008, 00:08
Rectification: I had 23% yesterday morning.Rectumfication, surely? :sweatdrop:
Tristuskhan
03-24-2008, 01:13
Rectumfication, surely? :sweatdrop:
You...you! Oh..(sigh...) nevermind.
Adrian II
03-24-2008, 02:30
Rectumfication, surely? :sweatdrop:Stop being anal, or else Gregoshi will get to the bottom of this. :mellow:
20%
You're a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate.
Goofball
03-24-2008, 17:36
And yet, like good little bunnies, our warren is filling up with... results to the contrary. 5 weeks everyone! C-section scheduled for 4/30/08.
Outstanding DC!
:birthday2:
Are you putting on the breaks after this one, or do you and the missus plan on producing an entire hockey line?
23%. about avarage it seems.
Mete Han
03-24-2008, 20:26
23 per cent. use lubricant in the bed? what the hell are they thinking?:no:
LittleGrizzly
03-27-2008, 16:15
30% Gay, seems to be fairly standard, and im sure wanting to be beautiful and stupid doesn't make me more gay, its for the women i tell you!
Don Corleone
03-28-2008, 01:57
Outstanding DC!
:birthday2:
Are you putting on the breaks after this one, or do you and the missus plan on producing an entire hockey line?
Thank you!
I'm not doing the heavy work on these deliveries, so while I have a vote, the Missus has 4. :laugh4:
In any case, if we don't stop at 2, we're definitely stopping at 3.
RoadKill
03-30-2008, 03:59
98%
Oh god....
:clown:
The Loading meter startled me before I realised that it is a loading meter...
30% gay
MerlinusCDXX
03-30-2008, 23:04
16 % (apparently I'm not gay enough :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: )
Hmm, 33% for me. I figured I'd be a little higher, to be honest (around 40-50%), but oh well.
23%
Dam some of those question where testing: As a kid did you perfer to be: A Cowboy or A Indian
Yeah, there were a lot of questions that really should've had a none/neither option; I honestly never played Cowboys & Indians as a kid. (I went with Indian, though, as I've always had a tendency to go against type, even when I was little. ~D)
Stop being anal, or else Gregoshi will get to the bottom of this. :mellow:
[groan] :sick:
Uff da mate, you just couldn't help yourself, could you? That was....that was....so very bad! :whip:
98%
Oh god....
:clown:
:laugh4:
23%, not bad. But I too was scared by the loading meter!
16 % (apparently I'm not gay enough :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: )
I'm sure there's a way to get some gay in ya yet.
RoadKill
04-01-2008, 02:27
I'm sure there's a way to get some gay in ya yet.
Are you suggesting something? :knuddel:
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