Did you miss me??

[Bodhiharma]

hehe Yeah yeah I know I know...

it's been a long minute now since I've been gone. I've just been pretty busy, so I decided the dojo would be one of me message boards that got the cut. Though, I did stay at www.planettotalwar.com's (http://www.planettotalwar.com's) forum. HA! Take that! hehehe http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

Anyway, anything new and exciting happen while I was gone?? Please, feel free to inform me! And if any you blasted admin locks this damn thread up, I SWEAR you'll die at the hands of geisha's that very same night, so SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

Thank you and that is all! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

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Honour And Pride
--Bodhiharma Daidoji

[ShadowKill]

if only i could......... http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Bodhiharma]

lol that would be kinda freaky though...

Picture this:

You're sleeping (with one eye open) beside yer fiancee....and this is actually the first time you've been able to spend the ENTIRE night together. (Because it's hard making those things work when yer 35 still living at home and trying to dodge yer parents who never seem to go anywhere, especially over night!) And so in the middle of the night all she can hear is your lard ass snoring. Though at that particular moment she finds it kind of cute, as all girls do the first time they hear their man snoring. So she smirks to her self, but she knows she has to do something, because she couldn't possibly deal with that all night long. So slowly she begins to wake up a little, just enough to turn over and get a little glimpse of you and all yer raw manliness...though snoring like a baby. Then WAM! it hits her, there you are with your bloody eye open! Not both though, JUST ONE! JEBUS MAN! She screams and you are suddenly shaken awake. Not realizing that you never told her you have a glass eye! OH MY GOD< and that's the end of the relationship.

Now see, there's a situation where you'd wish you couldn't sleep with one eye open! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif

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Honour And Pride
--Bodhiharma Daidoji

[Catiline]

This truly is OT (http://www.totalwar.org/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Off-Topic&number=6)

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