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Olaf The Great
04-01-2008, 21:33
Now, EB I really like this mod there are quite a few innacuries, lets go...


1-Romans, obviously they would be wearing Lorica segmentata, and would easily defeat any phalanx or Gallic army.
2-Gauls! WTF I'm pretty sure they -all- used a simple spear+shield with only a pair of pants, and all their units should suck in every way to Romans.
3-Gaesatae, overpowered, nuff said, a naked guy should die with the first stab.
4-Greeks, oh wtf so many problems here, 1st Hoplites use gigantic heavyit shields and a 12 foot long underhand thrusting spear, none of this overarm tiny spear bull, also, Theurophoroi! WTF, according to RTR they used swords, sucked in melee just because they know how to throw crap, and that they have nothing holding up their armor ie-no shoulder straps, wtf, failure.
5-Iberians, they should be more like Carthaginia romans, with swords, greek helmet crests, with latin names, no decent calvary to speak of and none of this ambushing crap.
6-Germans, they should be the only people, along with the parthians, that are able to defeat the romans, with crazy 2handed axe wielding beserkers, phalanxes and this guy http://www.enworld.org/Pozas/Pictures/Oddballs/rifleman.jpg along with introducing dwarven units, all euiped with guns and riding rams, with heavy medieval plate armor and axes.
7-Barbarians in general should not be able to make any form of city above town level, with no squalor reducing buildings, no soap, bathes, entertainment, the only buildings available should be, barracks for units, temples, ports, and absolutely NO roads, even after learning road techniques from the romans and Greeks they will -never- be able to do anything or (except for the germans) or train anything useful.
8-Eastern factions should have basic infantry with a cheap wicker shield, pajamas, and a crappy spear, with 1 attack, 1 exp, 0 armor, and 2 shield, along with having camel Cataphracts, every unit should also have a bow.
9-Reduce the maps size to only count the land that was conquered by rome, who cares about greeks and gauls anyway, its all about rome.
10-Rome should be the only playable faction, and be split into 20 different Roman familes.
11-All cavalry raise by greeks or romans will have all stats reduce to one.
12-All factions will have cavalry bodyguards with insane stats(except for greeks) with over 9000 hp.
13-Charge values of cavalry are reduced, and charge of all infantry increased.
14-All auxillia raise by roma is automatically wearing chainmail and an oval shield.
15-Break the damn hardcode damn it.\



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alatar
04-01-2008, 21:42
Unlucky, we've already had this thread,
"The early bird does the april fools joke"

blacksnail
04-01-2008, 21:43
You forgot the wardogs.

Olaf The Great
04-01-2008, 21:44
You forgot the wardogs.
I think Useless Barbarians just about covers that.

Olaf The Great
04-01-2008, 21:46
Unlucky, we've already had this thread,
"The early bird does the april fools joke"
Despite that, I already made a promise.

cmacq
04-01-2008, 22:07
He forgot to mention that I also want the EB team to feed, change, and bath my new house boy, Roberto (who I keep with my wheelchair-bond mother, in the basement next to the 50 gal. drums of solvent, when its light outside), on the weekends, while I drive up to Atlantic City to troll for strays?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdT7Vpc0uho

By the way hilarious vid.

Siruso
04-01-2008, 22:27
You guys are so damn funny.

blacksnail
04-02-2008, 01:09
I think Useless Barbarians just about covers that.
I was talking about the playable wardog faction.

Olaf The Great
04-02-2008, 04:59
I was talking about the playable wardog faction.Great Idea, what would be their leaders name?

Sarcasm
04-02-2008, 05:02
http://pleinlesyeux2.ifrance.com/pleinlesyeux2/synthese/snoopy.jpg