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Adrian II
04-09-2008, 17:30
A new Christian-Democrat member of parliament has just been sworn in in The Hague. A beautiful, sweet, honest-to-God all-round good girl. The best evidence is that she sucks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cah-IVw0u4o) as a pop singer.
I sooo want to do this woman :stunned:
Can anyone tell me why?
https://img340.imageshack.us/img340/2163/sabineaw8.th.jpg (https://img340.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sabineaw8.jpg)
Because she is sweet and innocent yet struggling with her desire and likely to be a sexual explosion when touched on the right places, totally forgetting about her commitment to the lord and speaking his name in vain while you are doing just that?
Adrian II
04-09-2008, 17:38
Because she is sweet and innocent yet struggling with her desire and likely to be a sexual explosion when touched on the right places, totally forgetting about her commitment to the lord and speaking his name in vain while you are doing just that?My God, yes!.. :sweatdrop: :sneaky:
Your loss cityboy here we grow them on trees and they have no idea what a horse dóeuvre is.
Oh my... I fear my dearest Adrian II is on the verge of having a moment. :sunny:
Because she is sweet and innocent yet struggling with her desire and likely to be a sexual explosion when touched on the right places, totally forgetting about her commitment to the lord and speaking his name in vain while you are doing just that?
the one you have to pervert a little bit are always the most fun :laugh4:
Seamus Fermanagh
04-09-2008, 18:27
You're presuming that the "hint of decadence" would be brought to the exchange by Adrian.
Yet our dear Adrian as a quiet and cerebral fellow, despite the occasional lapse into babbled latin incantatum whilst viewing pictures of Jessica Simpson's fundament (long ago thread reference).
However, you ALWAYS have to watch out for the quiet ones....who in another situation may be anything but quiet. Who is to say exactly who would be leading whom down the primrose path to demi-depravity?
Yet our dear Adrian as a quiet and cerebral fellow, despite the occasional lapse into babbled latin incantatum
Oh-me-gah? Lol me alpha
Goofball
04-09-2008, 18:53
Because she is sweet and innocent yet struggling with her desire and likely to be a sexual explosion when touched on the right places, totally forgetting about her commitment to the lord and speaking his name in vain while you are doing just that?
Frag, that was teh haWt...
Well done.
However, you ALWAYS have to watch out for the quiet ones....who in another situation may be anything but quiet. Who is to say exactly who would be leading whom down the primrose path to demi-depravity?
as for moi I wouldn´t be worried...
you can´t corrupt the depraved :laugh4:
HoreTore
04-09-2008, 18:58
Your loss cityboy here we grow them on trees and they have no idea what a horse dóeuvre is.
Country girls are far superior indeed. Especially those who loves horses, they have plenty of experience in riding...
ICantSpellDawg
04-09-2008, 19:02
Because women, in spite of being bright, well-accomplished and hard-working - are baby making sex machines.
There is just no getting around it.
Frag, that was teh haWt...
Well done.
I grew up in the biblebelt of the Netherlands :beam:
edyzmedieval
04-09-2008, 19:49
Fragony is t3h Orgasm sexpert.
Seriously Adrian, why do you want to do a politician? Go do a model or maybe do some girl from De Wallen...YOU WILL GET LOTS OF FUN! Politicians? Nah. All they know is getting an orgasm while they speak to the public.
Big_John
04-09-2008, 19:57
who doesn't have the urge to despoil innocence? it's what gets me out of bed in the morning.
HoreTore
04-09-2008, 20:10
Fragony is t3h Orgasm sexpert.
Seriously Adrian, why do you want to do a politician? Go do a model or maybe do some girl from De Wallen...YOU WILL GET LOTS OF FUN! Politicians? Nah. All they know is getting an orgasm while they speak to the public.
Models are no good. Their thin bodies will probably break in two when things get naughty. Women are supposed to be soft. Bones are hard.
Louis VI the Fat
04-09-2008, 20:35
Boners are hard.Thanks for sharing that. :book:
get a life, Louis. :shame:
Adrian II
04-09-2008, 22:16
Sexmeister Frag has it. The touch of defilement, the confusion in her eyes, the way she breaks into a sweat when I whisper in her ear while she is addressing, um, her constituents, as in this picture.
https://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8858/sabine2wg6.th.jpg (https://img255.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sabine2wg6.jpg)
Seriously Adrian, why do you want to do a politician? Man, are you blind??
https://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9383/sabine3pu0.th.jpg (https://img361.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sabine3pu0.jpg)
Adrian II
04-09-2008, 22:18
get a wife, Louis. :shame:Thanks for sharing that, Louis. :wink3:
My gift to you. :bow:
Post # 3634
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?p=1886875#post1886875
Adrian II
04-09-2008, 23:33
My gift to you. :bow:Words fail to express one's profound horni indebtedness in the face of such a delicate gift. :toff:
Into the breach!
https://img507.imageshack.us/img507/4476/adultcontentsmileykt4.gif (https://imageshack.us)
Tribesman
04-09-2008, 23:33
Especially those who loves horses, they have plenty of experience in riding...
:2thumbsup:
Yep there is nothing quite like a horsewoman for a damn good ride .
Models are no good. Their thin bodies will probably break in two when things get naughty. Women are supposed to be soft. Bones are hard.
It's good to know I'm not the only one that has this concern for overly 'dainty' women. There must be at least a little cushion for the pushin'.
I fully condone Adrian II's choice, a very fine looking lady!
Adrian II
04-10-2008, 01:58
I fully condone Adrian II's choice, a very fine looking lady!Thank you! I have informed my personal representative that I am, eh, right behind her and that she is my, um, favourite mouthpiece..
Although I won't be coming along to her concerts...
https://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8937/popsingerjy1.gif (https://imageshack.us)
:thinking2:
Still my choice in dutch politics would be this one;
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v494/Fragony/mariannethieme.jpg
Banquo's Ghost
04-10-2008, 06:50
Do I understand that you gentlemen are of a mind with Signor Berlusconi (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7338415.stm)?
I wish that was true BG but the cute one's are the enemy.
CountArach
04-10-2008, 08:02
A thread for hot politicians - in Australia, one can't look past the lovely Kate Ellis:
https://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r44/CountArach/kateellis_narrowweb__200x329.jpg
She is our Minister for Sport and Youth.
I'm tempted to post a pic of Julia Gillard... but I think you'd all die of disgust, from both her looks and her political stand-point.
CountArach
04-10-2008, 08:55
I'm tempted to post a pic of Julia Gillard... but I think you'd all die of disgust, from both her looks and her political stand-point.
She doesn't look *that* bad...
Can't say I saw the backroom babe thread coming. But no worries, I'm going to see an eye doctor tomorrow anyhow.
https://img395.imageshack.us/img395/7348/margaretthatcher1983ru1.jpg
WOW!!!!
Not that ugly, just way too old for politics
I didn't say it was ugly. :whip:
I was just going off topic like the rest of the bunch. Poor Adrian asked question that he need our help to answer.
I sooo want to do this woman :stunned:
Can anyone tell me why?
It has most unfortunately devolved into a "post hot politicians thread" when a poor soul just tries to seek help. :whip:
I sooo want to do this woman :stunned:
Can anyone tell me why?
https://img340.imageshack.us/img340/2163/sabineaw8.th.jpg (https://img340.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sabineaw8.jpg)
Because you're a healthy, heterosexual male.
Can I go first?
Mouzafphaerre
04-10-2008, 15:59
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Being the (second) wife of an ex-fascist liberalish politician/professor/journalist led her to the parliament. She's the hottest thing that institution has ever seen, probably. :sweatdrop:
The image, googled up in a rush, doesn't do justice but it may still fit some tastes:
http://www.kenthaber.com/Resimler/2007/07/30/00221513.jpg
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HoreTore
04-10-2008, 18:42
Man, are you blind??
What, what, whaaaaat? Where did I say that?
Have you been playing with your quote-button again?
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Being the (second) wife of an ex-fascist liberalish politician/professor/journalist led her to the parliament. She's the hottest thing that institution has ever seen, probably. :sweatdrop:
The image, googled up in a rush, doesn't do justice but it may still fit some tastes:
http://www.kenthaber.com/Resimler/2007/07/30/00221513.jpg
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That is one fine specimen Mouz, she turkish?
Mouzafphaerre
04-11-2008, 00:47
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:yes:
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Adrian II
04-11-2008, 02:41
A magnificant damsel, Mouzaphaerre!
Though somehow, mine seems more.. corruptible.
https://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1812/gifsabine01mm8.gif (https://imageshack.us)
Mouzafphaerre
04-11-2008, 07:54
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Sure thing Adrian, mine was corrupted long ago! :laugh4:
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:yes:
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Keeping all the good ones for yourselve huh? That is nothing like the shambling sleepingbags that are roaming around in my beautiful habitat.
Louis VI the Fat
04-11-2008, 12:39
I like that Turkish MP much better than that Batavian banshee. :sweatdrop:
Sure is a whole different class. AdrianII must be a man-man, the dominating strong needs girly-girl type, me I prefer to be slapped around by a woman.
Vladimir
04-11-2008, 14:45
Sure is a whole different class. AdrianII must be a man-man, the dominating strong needs girly-girl type, me I prefer to be slapped around by a woman.
I would pay for a picture of Fragony slapped by a woman in a hijab.
I would pay for a picture of Fragony slapped by a woman in a hijab.
I'd rather not have that, probably know too well how it works :sweatdrop:
Mouzafphaerre
04-11-2008, 21:05
I would pay for a picture of Fragony slapped by a woman in a hijab.
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Some Many of them are way, way hotter. :sweatdrop:
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Louis VI the Fat
04-11-2008, 22:19
Sod the hijab. They are for whales. This is how modern Muslim women choose to live in Europe:
Moroccan / Algerian Rachida Dati, current French minister of justice.
https://img386.imageshack.us/img386/1918/rachidabq0.jpg
Can't think of many hot politicians. One whom I secretly fancy quite a bit though is Valérie Pécresse, minister of higher education:
https://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2927/pecressees6.jpg
Mouzafphaerre
04-12-2008, 10:18
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Sod the hijab...how modern Muslim women choose to live
Our fascist bureaucratic bastards love you. :yes:
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Vladimir
04-14-2008, 17:22
Sod the hijab. They are for whales. This is how modern Muslim women choose to live in Europe:
Moroccan / Algerian Rachida Dati, current French minister of justice.
https://img386.imageshack.us/img386/1918/rachidabq0.jpg
Can't think of many hot politicians. One whom I secretly fancy quite a bit though is Valérie Pécresse, minister of higher education:
https://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2927/pecressees6.jpg
~:eek: Damn! Pardon my crude American tongue but French politicians really know how to dress!
Well, not so much the 2nd one.
If you ask me they just look decent while showing they can't, if those two washed up on the beach save the whale activists would push them back. Now for the common frenchies it's a whole different thing because francaises can be seriously hot if brunette is your thing. And if you happen to be a mildly tanned blond blue-eyed appolo such as yours truly which would be me good camping over there.
Vladimir
04-14-2008, 17:53
If you ask me they just look decent while showing they can't, if those two washed up on the beach save the whale activists would push them back. Now for the common frenchies it's a whole different thing because francaises can be seriously hot if brunette is your thing. And if you happen to be a mildly tanned blond blue-eyed appolo such as yours truly which would be me good camping over there.
:jumping: Yay, that's me!
:jumping: Yay, that's me!
Well yeah but you are american and nothing is ever going to change that, it's France, and it just doesn't get any cooler then being dutch wherever we go we don't even need to be arrogant that's how awesome we are. Except in Belgium where they hate us of course but I thing that's a confidence thingie. Has to be hard to be somewhat like the most awesome people in the world while the not-quite is chewing your butt. They are quite good at being just south of us I'll give them that though.
Gregoshi
04-14-2008, 21:09
:laugh4: You sound like a Texan Fragony - or is it the other way around? :laugh4:
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