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Veho Nex
04-17-2008, 02:18
Well, I'm bored so I decided to start a thread of secret crushes be it at work or at school.

Since I know the girl and all my friends never lurk her I can post safely!
Anna: Time since beginning of crush one year and 154 days.


And if she does actually look at what I post occasionally, I think I would be screwed during my next day that I see her.

Motep
04-17-2008, 02:20
And if she does actually look at what I post occasionally, I think I would be screwed during my next day that I see her.

Well put.

Big King Sanctaphrax
04-17-2008, 02:23
I have a crush on your mum.

Immature, but somebody had to say it.

Drisos
04-17-2008, 02:25
Literally, lol. Hehe. :laugh4:

I have a 'secret crush' as well... well, if she hasn't guessed yet. I don't feel like posting pictures without her permission, but I can tell 'ya she's a pretty girl anyway. ~;)

Good luck!

Veho Nex
04-17-2008, 02:25
Yeh BKS came up to me about the whole picture thing, I guess its not needed. Still its nice to share her beauty.

Beirut
04-17-2008, 02:40
Every woman I've ever seen. I love them all, I want to love them all, and all at once for each day of the remainder of my life.

Veho Nex
04-17-2008, 02:50
Good response

seireikhaan
04-17-2008, 02:54
Meh. I've had a couple crushes over the past couple years. Over them now.

Veho Nex
04-17-2008, 03:26
Same I've had a few but they were quick to come quick to go, this one has stuck around alot longer than i wanted to and this is my way of venting it.

Ice
04-17-2008, 04:03
I have a crush on your mum.

Immature, but somebody had to say it.

Welcome back

woad&fangs
04-17-2008, 04:17
erg, I have recently developed a crush on a girl I've been doing theatre with for the past 2 1/2 weeks and have known for more than a year.

The worst part is she said in a previous conversation that she isn't interested in me as more than a friend.:shame:
I think I'm going to go for it anyways:skull:

Beefy187
04-17-2008, 04:41
I got a strange feeling that Pevers gonna find out so im not gonna post :sweatdrop:

Decker
04-17-2008, 04:46
Every woman I've ever seen. I love them all, I want to love them all, and all at once for each day of the remainder of my life.
You're a dangerous man to be around... you remind me of this guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg&feature=related)

Raz
04-17-2008, 04:48
Well, I'm bored so I decided to start a thread of secret crushes be it at work or at school.

Since I know the girl and all my friends never lurk her I can post safely!
Anna: Time since beginning of crush one year and 154 days.


And if she does actually look at what I post occasionally, I think I would be screwed during my next day that I see her.

You count the days? :inquisitive:
There's a fine line between having a crush and going nuts.
Like there's a fine line between having a quick look at her and staring at her. :grin2:

Veho Nex
04-17-2008, 05:00
Counting days because i just did the math I remember when i truly started crushing on her. it was simple math after that

Decker
04-17-2008, 05:03
I think it's called stalking :eyebrows: :sneaky:

Veho Nex
04-17-2008, 05:09
Well if we're friends is it really? cause if it's so then I guess I might as well start easing off

Csargo
04-17-2008, 05:32
observing a person's actions closely for an extended period of time

Husar
04-17-2008, 10:51
Well, they're not secret because I post them here, if there are any, that is. :inquisitive:

Beirut
04-17-2008, 12:12
You're a dangerous man to be around... you remind me of this guy (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg&feature=related)


Though all my friends would trust me with their life.

Not one in the bunch would trust me with his wife.

Whacker
04-17-2008, 13:52
Though all my friends would trust me with their life.

Not one in the bunch would trust me with his wife.

Gregoshi alt located.



Answer to the OP question: BKS's mum.

:balloon2: :skull: :2thumbsup: :juggle2: :help: :balloon2:

CountArach
04-17-2008, 13:55
BKS.

Viking
04-17-2008, 14:00
No pictures? Well, I'll post one anyway:

https://img135.imageshack.us/img135/1724/pythonlogokz4.png

That is my crush for the moment. Just the sight makes my palms swet, and I feel an instant urge to do stuff, if you know what I mean.

pevergreen
04-17-2008, 14:03
I got a strange feeling that Pevers gonna find out so im not gonna post :sweatdrop:
Just so you can, I vow on my membership I will not view this thread again.

Fragony
04-17-2008, 14:28
In my street there is this store where a very cute girl works on tuesdays, go there to buy wine. When I bought to glasses with it she asked if I was having a nice evening for two, I responded that I feared she would never ask, now that sounds smart but I immediatly turned into a tomato she that means I really like her. Sadly married :shame:

Adrian II
04-17-2008, 18:35
I have a crush on your mum.Oh yeah, BKS is back. :beam:

Now let's get him and Beirut together and toss the woman in the middle. My ten bux is on teh axe. :yes:

Beirut
04-17-2008, 20:04
Oh yeah, BKS is back. :beam:

Now let's get him and Beirut together and toss the woman in the middle. My ten bux is on teh axe. :yes:

Though would'st offer bobbles and trinkets to see me take arms against The King? :knight:

How base, common, and popular you do portray my soul. Wounded am I, sir. Wounded.

Adrian II
04-17-2008, 22:58
Though would'st offer bobbles and trinkets to see me take arms against The King? :knight:
Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration findeth
Or bendeth with the remover to remove.
https://img91.imageshack.us/img91/5761/shakespeare1lh2.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

Caius
04-18-2008, 00:29
What's a crush?

Beirut
04-18-2008, 00:39
Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration findeth
Or bendeth with the remover to remove.
https://img91.imageshack.us/img91/5761/shakespeare1lh2.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

I have no cunning in protestation, only downright oaths, which I never use 'till urged, nor never break for urging.

https://img91.imageshack.us/img91/5761/shakespeare1lh2.jpg (https://imageshack.us)

CountArach
04-18-2008, 00:41
What's a crush?
It's when you like someone as more than friends. Its usually applied to teenagers or youths.

Those in the chat know my now not-so-secret crush...

The Foolish Horseman
04-18-2008, 00:42
oops multi post lol. the one below is the important one

ill get my coat

The Foolish Horseman
04-18-2008, 00:43
What's a crush?
where ya wanna be "involved" with a member of the opposite(or same :P) sex.


Yeh ive had a crush on the same girl for over 3 years

Somebody Else
04-18-2008, 01:20
I have a crush on BKS, though Beirut and Gregoshi aren't far behind.

All three at once... Ooh...

SE

Spartan198
04-18-2008, 04:04
Despite what I've said in other posts,there's now only one girl out there for me: She's beautiful,tough,and athletic,but also a little dangerous,though...
http://age-of-conan.ru/imgs/keaira.jpg
But unfortunately she's also not exactly real,either,so I'm SOL.

Veho Nex
04-18-2008, 04:08
Despite what I've said in other posts,there's now only one girl out there for me: She's beautiful,tough,and athletic,but also a little dangerous,though...
http://age-of-conan.ru/imgs/keaira.jpg
But unfortunately she's also not exactly real,either,so I'm SOL.


She's from Conan right?

Spartan198
04-18-2008, 04:33
She's from Conan right?
Yep. Well,the PC Age of Conan game,I mean. She's not a REH character.
I still love her,though!!! :loveg:

Veho Nex
04-18-2008, 04:52
Reminds me I pre ordered the collectors a few days back, hope its worth the 90$

Csargo
04-18-2008, 05:42
I don't see anyone enough IRL to have a crush.

Veho Nex
04-18-2008, 05:53
PEOPLE OF .ORG!!!

We need to take the world by strom! No more lurking on the forums of our leader! There is a life to be living and we need to do it!

*combined shouting* YYYYEEAAAHHHH... NO!

ohh well I tried -_(@_@)_-

Veho Nex
04-18-2008, 06:01
So eh, I guess mine isn't a secret anymore, I just told her due to the massive pressure from a select few of my friends, but man does it feel like I just got a huge weight off my sholders.

Its good to have try and possibly fail than to not try at all right?

Veho Nex
04-18-2008, 06:29
Longest most awkward silence ever...

Beefy187
04-18-2008, 06:39
Its good to have try and possibly fail than to not try at all right?

:yes:

CountArach
04-18-2008, 07:24
Those in the chat know my now not-so-secret crush...
*Has sent a text message... awaiting reply nervously...*

Decker
04-18-2008, 07:28
Well CA??? Any luck...tho I have no idea who you're talking about but what ev...

CountArach
04-18-2008, 07:29
Well CA??? Any luck...tho I have no idea who you're talking about but what ev...
I'll update with the results :wink:

CountArach
04-18-2008, 09:19
Well here is the promised update...

It would seem to be a firm "maybe". She isn't in town until the late afternoon but if she decides to go out she will go clubbing with me (And my mates, but I can ditch them early on... they'll understand). So yes, as I said to Rythmic in the chat "That's better than a :daisy: off I hate you" :tongue:

Raz
04-18-2008, 09:21
Rule number one is see her in person. YOU HAVE BROKEN THAT RULE! ~:joker:

Edit: Eh, I have arrived too late to save you Arach :shame: - But only by two minutes.

CountArach
04-18-2008, 10:11
Rule number one is see her in person. YOU HAVE BROKEN THAT RULE! ~:joker:

Edit: Eh, I have arrived too late to save you Arach :shame: - But only by two minutes.
Not possible - I'm going out tomorrow night and I only thought (or rather was advised...) to invite her along last night. We couldn't see each other today or tomorrow.

KarlXII
04-18-2008, 21:27
I have a crush on your mum.

Immature, but somebody had to say it.

Threads over guys, nothing beats this statement :2thumbsup:

Rhyfelwyr
04-18-2008, 21:37
I don't see anyone enough IRL to have a crush.

Yeah I think I've got like that. And I just started Uni this year.:embarassed:

Well there is one person...

yer maw!

litte scots variation on BKS there

Centurio Nixalsverdrus
04-19-2008, 04:14
I have a secret crush on a super hot woman that is not only five years older than me but also married. But I seriously think that she is in fact two persons, meaning she has a secret twin sister whose identity she won't reveal because of her legal status in my country.

:smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

master of the puppets
04-19-2008, 04:28
...my best friend :embarassed:
i couldnt help it, it just happened. unfortunatly now we are messing around behind her boyfriends back... its getting really complicated.

CountArach
04-19-2008, 05:08
...my best friend :embarassed:
i couldnt help it, it just happened. unfortunatly now we are messing around behind her boyfriends back... its getting really complicated.
Hate to say it, but that way bad things lie.

master of the puppets
04-20-2008, 01:56
yeah i know, but i really like her. and her bf is really not worthy of her... oh crap, yeah this can't end well... can it?

Spartan198
04-20-2008, 03:29
It's never a good idea to have a girl as your best friend. The moment that friendship turns to something more,it ruins everything beyond any kind of repair.
Trust me on that.

Veho Nex
04-20-2008, 04:07
I'll second that spartan, unfortunately Anna hasn't spoken to me since I told her

Spartan198
04-20-2008, 04:44
unfortunately Anna hasn't spoken to me since I told her
Believe me,I know what you're feeling. You aren't alone.

Csargo
04-20-2008, 04:49
yeah i know, but i really like her. and her bf is really not worthy of her... oh crap, yeah this can't end well... can it?

injoy your ****storm. Bad move. :no:

Veho Nex
04-20-2008, 05:15
Believe me,I know what you're feeling. You aren't alone.
Well It's only been a few days, but still its quite the sucker punch. If only women knew how much control they really have.... *Yes dear I will do the dishes right away dear*

Evil_Maniac From Mars
04-20-2008, 05:34
Well It's only been a few days, but still its quite the sucker punch. If only women knew how much control they really have.... *Yes dear I will do the dishes right away dear*

You just have to keep them under control.



Brian: [to Stewie] You wanna know how to get women? There's only one place in town you need to observe.
[Outside Quagmire's house]
Brian: Just watch.
Woman: [running out of his house] I am not doing that, Glenn!
Quagmire: Come on beautiful, keep an open mind.
Woman: You're a sick man!
Quagmire: Hey keep it down, I don't want my neighbors seeing a fat, old, dirty whore screaming at me on my front lawn.
Woman: Whore?! Well, maybe I should come inside. [does so]
Quagmire: Well maybe you should.

Warning: Attempting in real life may have side effects such as sadness, lack of a dishwasher, and death/dismemberment. Do not attempt without trained supervision.

Craterus
04-20-2008, 14:52
If only women knew how much control they really have.... *Yes dear I will do the dishes right away dear*

That's what they want you to think...

Martok
04-20-2008, 17:27
If only women knew how much control they really have....
You don't think they already do?? Trust me, the secret's already out on that one. :laugh4:

master of the puppets
04-21-2008, 02:19
actually its turning out very good... so far. Her and her boyfriend are becoming more distant and we are getting more and more into it. honestly she treats what she has with her boyfriend more like an obligation than a romance and i am (secretly) determined to have her be mine! ...who else will tell me what to do?

oh yeah and she kissed me first so its probably not like the experience of you other guys.

Evil_Maniac From Mars
04-21-2008, 02:37
actually its turning out very good... so far. Her and her boyfriend are becoming more distant and we are getting more and more into it. honestly she treats what she has with her boyfriend more like an obligation than a romance and i am (secretly) determined to have her be mine! ...who else will tell me what to do?


You're in the USA, right? I'm not sure about how "things work" there, but why doesn't she just break up with him?

Veho Nex
04-21-2008, 02:43
Cause the her current bf probably is a major meat head, who will beat the ***** out of either him and or her. Causing more heartache than love.

(Language - Beirut)

master of the puppets
04-21-2008, 02:50
no, its just she is is a nice, honest, and loyal girl. She is too afraid of what people will say about her if she drops her first boyfriend for the new one. but honestly he is a nerd, she is hot, i am stronger, better looking, funnier, and more receptive to her feelings imho. she could do better, and better does want her.

plus i am an MMA fighter and could kick his ass, and if he ever laid a hand on her i would destroy him.

Evil_Maniac From Mars
04-21-2008, 02:56
no, its just she is is a nice, honest, and loyal girl. She is too afraid of what people will say about her if she drops her first boyfriend for the new one. but honestly he is a nerd, she is hot, i am stronger, better looking, funnier, and more receptive to her feelings imho. she could do better, and better does want her.

plus i am an MMA fighter and could kick his ass, and if he ever laid a hand on her i would destroy him.

So, why hasn't she dumped him?

EDIT: An unrelated question - are you from New Jersey?

master of the puppets
04-21-2008, 03:02
...:inquisitive: how did you know i was from new jersey?

watever, its just though has said she likes me more than him there is still some feeling there. i mean i know the guy and he is nice enough but he just ...isn't good enough for her. i don't know how to describe it.

oh and HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS FROM JERSEY?!*paranoia setting in*

Evil_Maniac From Mars
04-21-2008, 03:07
...:inquisitive: how did you know i was from new jersey?

A long time ago at this forum. You posted something or other (might have been about some gang?), and you mentioned it. I have a good memory. ~:)


watever, its just though has said she likes me more than him there is still some feeling there. i mean i know the guy and he is nice enough but he just ...isn't good enough for her. i don't know how to describe it.

Probably better you talk to her to get her to break up with him (she can tell him why, if it's safe), and settle it. Otherwise, it's going to keep dragging on, and eventaully he might get suspicious.

GeneralHankerchief
04-21-2008, 03:07
EDIT: An unrelated question - are you from New Jersey?

:inquisitive:

-edit- Wow, was I late on that one.

Evil_Maniac From Mars
04-21-2008, 03:08
:inquisitive:


:laugh4:

master of the puppets
04-21-2008, 03:11
good memory indeed. oh yeah and the gang ARCHANGELS WHA WHA!!!

yeah i just don't want her to think i am a scumbag trying to get her away from her boyfriend of 2 years. You know i kinda started the friendship on thinking i wont be tempted by her cause she has a boyfriend. ugh.

Evil_Maniac From Mars
04-21-2008, 03:18
yeah i just don't want her to think i am a scumbag trying to get her away from her boyfriend of 2 years. You know i kinda started the friendship on thinking i wont be tempted by her cause she has a boyfriend. ugh.

I'm not sure cheating is the right way to go, however, for two reasons. One, she could do the same to you, and two, it's probably better for your relationship in the long run to tell her. :shrug:

naut
04-21-2008, 03:58
Oh the deception, how fiendish! ~D

Csargo
04-21-2008, 04:02
god I'm rofling.

Veho Nex
04-21-2008, 04:03
Well everything seems to be back to normal... Maybe its just what today is.

Sarathos
04-21-2008, 12:24
Master of the puppets, as I have been reading this thread it seems quite clear that that you have quite the complex relationship going on. But what is really evident is your attempts to justify it, especially yourself. Morals don't suit everyone, nor should people be judged on whether they follow them or not, but you and the woman in question do seem rather happy together, you have a lot of fun, but since you say that you are the better man, it does beg the question of why did this woman date her current boyfriend? Now I have been in the same situation as you are, I was new to school last year and through the course of the year I developed a really strong relationship with the most amazing woman I have ever known. We became awesome friends, though at that point in time she already had a boyfriend. Now I was quite happy staying friends, but from her own words 'I was the better option' and she ended up leaving him for me. I don't really have the guts to be physical with some whom is taken, but it did tend to get that way and we did get pretty close at times though there was enormous restrain on my part. The bottom line is that its not a matter of which man is better, its a question of whom the woman is happy with, be it you or someone else. At the end of the day it is her decision and you have to respect that, sure you can influence that decision but it is up to her.

Sorry for the rant guys, Im not sure it actually makes sense to everyone but I just had to express myself a bit. I do hope all goes well for you MOTP, and to all the rest of you fine men here. May you all be blessed with a smart mind, a good heart and a beautiful woman.

Samurai Waki
04-21-2008, 17:30
My dad used to have a good friend who had been a mercenary in Laos, Burma, and Cambodia during the late seventies. An expert martial artist in every sense of the word, trained for ten years at a Kung Fu Dojo in China. When he was explaining to me the reliance of any martial art, he said it was good in a street brawl, but in his experience, that he has still yet to find the right system in which to dodge a bullet. So I've taken seven years of Judo, but I'm still leery about the fact that if a confrontation occurs the guy might have a gun, and knows how to use it. :smash:

Evil_Maniac From Mars
04-21-2008, 23:04
When he was explaining to me the reliance of any martial art, he said it was good in a street brawl, but in his experience, that he has still yet to find the right system in which to dodge a bullet.

Kung Fu works. Just wear this:

http://images.military.com/pics/Defensewatch_101905_2.jpg



So I've taken seven years of Judo, but I'm still leery about the fact that if a confrontation occurs the guy might have a gun, and knows how to use it. :smash:

One of the reasons I wanted to confirm if he was from New Jersey. :policeman:

Veho Nex
04-22-2008, 00:24
lol, love the whole topic change

master of the puppets
04-22-2008, 02:56
thanks for the advice Sarathos, shes told me she has more fun with me. it's just a matter of timing, he was there first. home field advantage and all that. being a usurper is hard. lemme tell you.

oh and btw i kinda resent how people always bring guns into the subject of martial arts. The best thing about them is that you may carry them everywhere. Few people carry a gun, so i think i will generally have the advantage.

Veho Nex
04-22-2008, 03:05
Whats the martial arts called where its based around guns?

Sarathos
04-22-2008, 03:43
Its fake, this might explani it a little.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_Kata

But martial arts is all about honour, it takes great courage and skill to defeat an opponent in hand-to-hand combat than simply with a gun. Therefore the victory is far more sweeter because it is earned.

Veho Nex
04-22-2008, 04:24
I know its fake but the movies that use it own in the scenes

Spartan198
04-22-2008, 07:19
You know i kinda started the friendship on thinking i wont be tempted by her cause she has a boyfriend. ugh.
Forbidden fruit is still forbidden fruit,even when someone else is eating it.

Whats the martial arts called where its based around guns?
You mean CQC? It's a high-level technique developed for when you have to fight multiple enemies that are very close to you,or when you don't know from where you will be attacked. It is a total combat technique used when you are close to enemies and you have to be able to fight with your bare hands,knife,and gun accordingly.
Here's an interview with Motosada Mori about it: http://www.konami.jp/gs/game/mgs3/english/system_cqc.html

Subedei
04-22-2008, 08:25
Well, as the saying goes: "There ain't no rules in love & war!"

Raz
04-22-2008, 12:54
As soon as you said CQC, I immediately thought of MGS... :yes:

Veho Nex
04-22-2008, 15:04
lol, I can't tell weather or not to take that seriously now... ohh well I eat my breakfast with jake snake and super snake I should be fine.(its from a horribly written fan fic about MGS ' He lighted his cigar, and throw it on the metal gear and it catched on the fire.')

Spartan198
04-22-2008, 16:59
lol, I can't tell weather or not to take that seriously now...
CQC is actually a real-world technique,even so far as the style used by Snake in MGS3 (and Motosada Mori is the real deal). Snake's movements,stances,and takedowns are all portrayed realistically,AFAIK.

master of the puppets
04-22-2008, 22:30
Master of the puppets, as I have been reading this thread it seems quite clear that that you have quite the complex relationship going on. But what is really evident is your attempts to justify it, especially yourself. Morals don't suit everyone, nor should people be judged on whether they follow them or not, but you and the woman in question do seem rather happy together, you have a lot of fun, but since you say that you are the better man, it does beg the question of why did this woman date her current boyfriend? Now I have been in the same situation as you are, I was new to school last year and through the course of the year I developed a really strong relationship with the most amazing woman I have ever known. We became awesome friends, though at that point in time she already had a boyfriend. Now I was quite happy staying friends, but from her own words 'I was the better option' and she ended up leaving him for me. I don't really have the guts to be physical with some whom is taken, but it did tend to get that way and we did get pretty close at times though there was enormous restrain on my part. The bottom line is that its not a matter of which man is better, its a question of whom the woman is happy with, be it you or someone else. At the end of the day it is her decision and you have to respect that, sure you can influence that decision but it is up to her.

Sorry for the rant guys, Im not sure it actually makes sense to everyone but I just had to express myself a bit. I do hope all goes well for you MOTP, and to all the rest of you fine men here. May you all be blessed with a smart mind, a good heart and a beautiful woman.

For all those guys who are willing to know, the insight into a girls mind can be a tricky place. we see all the shades of gray and the slighter differences in between. when a girl makes a friend with a guy they usually do this to take some of the burden off with there current bf. i know i do this. what i know is that i never lie to my friends or my bf. my current bf knows every thing that i do. see where the complication lies is that said bf is away at college and wont come home for months on end. he has given me permission to do whatever i wish as long as i tell him. i planned in the beginning to never take him up on his offer until the separation became to much and i needed an anchor on life. thats when i met Master of the puppets. he became my handhold on life in between the times when my bf would come home. our relationship started to become stronger and with that something else grew. i tend to be a little headstrong and very forthcoming. so i was the one who pushed it all out of the water, making this very difficult. i know i admit, why push something when you know the outcome, well.....sometimes things are are way over your head and all you can do is ride the wave until the end.


MOTPs girl

Sarathos
04-23-2008, 02:09
That is very well said, and I do understand your situation. I know how seperation feels as I have had a similar experience. What you did, though it may seem reckless and bad and what ever they want to think, but it was your decision, you have your own reasons and people just need to respect that, I know I do.

Love makes things so easy and so difficult. To have a loved one so far away is difficult to bear but easy in the knowledge that they are always there. Circumstances change, and your decision was right by you.

On another point, a woman's mind really isn't that complex. Many woman and others many think this but I have been around woman all my life, (Im not boasting, I have three sisters and they all have many friends...) and I have had many years of insight into the mind of a woman and its not too different to men, women's minds are just more organised and priority order.

Evil_Maniac From Mars
04-23-2008, 02:15
MOTPs girl post

If it's OK with her boyfriend, it's fine in my mind. I still wouldn't approve of my girlfriend doing it, but if it's by mutual consensus, I see no problems. :bow:

Spartan198
04-23-2008, 12:50
but it was your decision, you have your own reasons and people just need to respect that...
Whoa,whoa,don't misinterpret me here. I'm not condemning MOTP. If I implied that,I didn't mean to and I apologize.

Kung Fu works. Just wear this:

http://images.military.com/pics/Defe...h_101905_2.jpg
No,see that's where I'd use your armor to my advantage. I'd lure you into an environment that's at 120 degrees,where the adhesive holding your armor together would melt and make it ineffectual. :whip: