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seireikhaan
04-20-2008, 04:35
According to Skippy (http://skippyslist.com/list/), anyways.

My personal favorite:

100. Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are.
Lemur
04-20-2008, 04:40
I love Skippy's list. I have always loved Skippy's list. One of the most beautiful things on the internet tubes.

"The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence — budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we’ve all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid."
Veho Nex
04-20-2008, 04:50
You don’t need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for.
Evil_Maniac From Mars
04-20-2008, 05:13
"The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence — budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we’ve all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid."

A true Orgah!
spmetla
04-20-2008, 05:35
An excellent list that has been out for quite a while, always a good read though. He is right though, asking whether superiors have been hitting the crack pipe never goes well.
Philippus Flavius Homovallumus
04-20-2008, 14:11
"152. The following items do not exist: Keys to the Drop Zone, A box of grid squares, blinker fluid, winter air for tires, canopy lights, or Chem-Light ® batteries."

You guys don't have indoor grenade ranges or bubbles for your spirit levels.
Ice
04-20-2008, 16:23
20. Must not taunt the French any more.

21. Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.

22. Must never call an SAS a “Wanker”.

23. Must never ask anyone who outranks me if they’ve been smoking crack.

25. Never confuse a Dutch soldier for a French one.

26. Never tell a German soldier that “We kicked your ass in World War 2!”

I only read the first 50 and I'm laughing.