View Full Version : Is chocolate really better than sex?
Sarathos
05-12-2008, 12:02
I know this is quite an old question I read a report the after day which was really interesting and I just wanted to know if you Orgers think that chocolate is really better than sex.
This poll is conducted on the assumption that all who do vote yes, have experience...those who haven't vote anyway!
CountArach
05-12-2008, 12:12
I don't think anyone will say yes.
pevergreen
05-12-2008, 12:12
Ive eaten chocolate.
Thank goodness you cant tell which one I voted for Sarathos. Heh heh heh.
The right type of chocolate with the right additions can be better than sex.
Just like sex with a person that isn't quite proficient in the bedroom isn't as good as having a simple piece of chocolate.
Let's turn this thread into a discussion on favourite chocolate types. Dark chocolate with mint = 10/10 for me. However if the dark chocolate is over 75% pure cocoa, then it's bitterness overpowers my tastebuds. :grin:
Galain_Ironhide
05-12-2008, 12:21
Is chocolate really better than sex?
Hell no
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My fave chocolate - Cadbury's Caramello = OH YEEAH
Kekvit Irae
05-12-2008, 12:29
Dear god, NO!
CountArach
05-12-2008, 12:30
Well I was wrong... someone said Yes...
pevergreen
05-12-2008, 12:35
Bet you it was Sarathos (no offence. not claiming knowledge of anything. this is a disclaimer towards this post and any others I may make in this thread)
Omanes Alexandrapolites
05-12-2008, 12:38
Bet you it was SarathosIt was me actually :sweatdrop:
As an expert in these matters, I can say with great certainty that sex is better then chocolate, but sex is also better with chocolate, and needless to say, chocolate is also much better with sex.
Geoffrey S
05-12-2008, 13:58
And with a bit of luck, chocolate increases chance of sex.
Ramses II CP
05-12-2008, 14:52
A simple statement will answer this question: You can have chocolate with sex, but you can't have sex with chocolate.
Yes, I can already hear the round of comments that will invite. :clown:
:egypt:
LeftEyeNine
05-12-2008, 14:58
Such weird statements are generally brought up by those who want to cover it up for themselves.
Yeah, for a work-aholic it could be claimed that chocolate would be better than sex, regarding the fact that most of the scientists could be considered as work-aholics.
I sometimes get amazed at the ability of people to astonishingly make up excuses for what they fail at.
*kicks Omanes with a Roberto Carlos leg* :smoking: (my comment has nothing to do with you, friend.)
If chocolate was better than sex I'd be eating it all the time. And well though I tend to eat chocolate quite a lot, I'd choose sex (wel good sex with a woman).
Though I must admit I'd choose the chocolate if I had to have sex with a man, animal or some ugly whatever.
LeftEyeNine
05-12-2008, 17:58
I was wondering when the end of your reasonings and examples would come, fortunately the full stop showed up, Moros. :smoking:
Can't say I'm too fond of chocolates. Bleurgh.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
05-12-2008, 19:36
No! :laugh4: :wall:
Chocolate is a far far 2nd.
FactionHeir
05-12-2008, 20:08
Chocolate if you are a poor research student with no hopes of finding a girl :shrug:
Never had sex, so I can't vote.
SwordsMaster
05-12-2008, 20:32
As an expert in these matters, I can say with great certainty that sex is better then chocolate, but sex is also better with chocolate, and needless to say, chocolate is also much better with sex.
Amen to that.:yes:
Craterus
05-12-2008, 20:46
Ive eaten chocolate.
Thank goodness you cant tell which one I voted for Sarathos. Heh heh heh.
That's so funny! :brood:
Good gods, no; it's even remotely close! I like chocolate well enough, but it doesn't hold a candle to sex. :laugh4:
As an expert in these matters, I can say with great certainty that sex is better then chocolate, but sex is also better with chocolate, and needless to say, chocolate is also much better with sex.
Heh. Well said! ~:cheers:
Evil_Maniac From Mars
05-12-2008, 22:25
As an expert in these matters, I can say with great certainty that sex is better then chocolate, but sex is also better with chocolate, and needless to say, chocolate is also much better with sex.
I think you took the thoughts of everyone and put them into the word of law.
Privateerkev
05-12-2008, 22:30
Anyone who says yes hasn't had good sex...
:no:
I think I'm entitled to say yes then :beam:
never even had bad sex...
Samurai Waki
05-12-2008, 22:48
No. No. No. No. No. Chocolate doesn't even list in my top ten favorite things (and sex being amongst the first, if not right at the very top) :laugh4:
I think I'm entitled to say yes then :beam:
never even had bad sex...
(Wait 'till you're married.)
(Wait 'till you're married.)
Care to explain?
Care to explain?
No, I'll leave that little treat to you and your wife.
Care to explain?
Come on man, you just don't ask that.
I've never had sex so...Chocolate is better than sex...for the time being...so I voted yes...
Big King Sanctaphrax
05-13-2008, 02:07
Sex with a man, maybe.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
05-13-2008, 02:13
I think you better go with the sex :yes: :clown:
(Deleted hotlink pic - Beirut)
Kekvit Irae
05-13-2008, 03:29
Can chocolate make your eyes roll back into their sockets in ecstasy? No, no it cant.
(if it does, please tell me what chocolate it is so I can add it to my chocolate-covered bacon recipe)
(if it does, please tell me what chocolate it is so I can add it to my chocolate-covered bacon recipe)
Easy...white chocolate
Kekvit Irae
05-13-2008, 06:32
White chocolate sucks.
Must, resist, punnery....
but you can't have sex with chocolate.
Huh? :inquisitive:
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Sarathos
05-13-2008, 10:05
Go for it Rythmic
Chocolate and coffee on a sunny Saturday or Sunday morning, on your terrace, right after breakfeast, in the company of your beloved one(s).
Those few heavenly moments, where there's only you, the melting chocolate in your mouth, the sound of the birds in the trees and the sun on your face... Perfect harmony.
Sex is better, but sometimes chocolate comes close, very close...
I of the Storm
05-13-2008, 11:12
Yeah, I think I could agree to that. But generally, sex is better than chocolate. Although to have both would be fine with me.
Can chocolate make your eyes roll back into their sockets in ecstasy? No, no it cant.
(if it does, please tell me what chocolate it is so I can add it to my chocolate-covered bacon recipe)
Oh that one's easy, simply mix ecstasy into your chocolate and then you'll be rolling your eyes right back... ~:joker:
Sarathos
05-13-2008, 11:26
I found a few, hope they are ok.
(I deleted a few, no they werent. Please do not hotlink - Beirut)
Privateerkev
05-13-2008, 19:52
(Wait 'till you're married.)
Depends on who you married...
Rhyfelwyr
05-13-2008, 21:50
I've forgotten the taste of chocolate, haven't eaten it in nearly a year.
And I can't comment on the other issue.
GAH! to everything. Pleasure is for weaklings, Puritans put you all to shame!
CountArach
05-14-2008, 07:50
Chocolate and coffee on a sunny Saturday or Sunday morning, on your terrace, right after breakfeast, in the company of your beloved one(s).
Sex and coffee on a sunny Saturday or Sunday morning, on your terrace, right after breakfeast, in the company of your beloved one(s). Life just doesn't get any better.
King Henry V
05-14-2008, 20:18
Sex and coffee on a sunny Saturday or Sunday morning, on your terrace, right after breakfeast, in the company of your beloved one(s). Life just doesn't get any better.
Care to explain your somewhat exhibisionist tendencies?
Care to explain your somewhat exhibisionist tendencies?
I think a more relevant question is: Do we really *want* him to?
I think a more relevant question is: Do we really *want* him to?
If his beloved ones are two esteemed ladies of stunning beauty, then the answer to the relevant question is : yes!
Papewaio
05-14-2008, 23:17
Sex and coffee on a sunny Saturday or Sunday morning, on your terrace, right after breakfeast, in the company of your beloved one(s). Life just doesn't get any better.
As long as you don't live in Surry Hills...
CountArach
05-15-2008, 09:14
Care to explain your somewhat exhibisionist tendencies?
They would be too revealing.
Sarathos
05-15-2008, 11:48
They would be too revealing
Yeah, CA doesn't really like to show off too much.
Abokasee
05-15-2008, 18:07
The answer you'd except from a insane, 25% brain cell short of which has been compensated for a 50 watt light bulb, autistic Internet explorer.
**** No.
But chocolate will never ever suck* *2, oh hang on "Kinder suprise"
* I spotted the pun before you.
*2 Unable to confirm that sex can be... crap at times, but based on Beirut: Oral sex? She says wake up and I say bite me.
KukriKhan
05-16-2008, 00:51
Having eaten chocolate, and had sex, I conclude: sex is better.
But it should be; it costs more.
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