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Papewaio
05-14-2008, 22:33
Hookers and Xbox on dad's credit card (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23697941-2,00.html)



A 13-year-old boy from Texas who stole his father's credit card and hired two prostitutes has been convicted of fraud.
Ralph Hardy confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his dad's existing credit card company and taking his pals on a US$30,000 spending spree after which they ended up playing Halo on an Xbox with the hookers in a Texas motel.

The $1000-a-night prostitutes were released without charge but Ralph was given a three year community order upon his conviction on May 9, money.co.uk reported.

The prostitutes told police they grew suspicious when the kids said they'd rather play Xbox than play with them.

...
Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.

They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.


Talk about lugs.
Devastatin Dave
05-14-2008, 22:42
I wonder what the kid would do with a Wii.
Evil_Maniac From Mars
05-14-2008, 22:47
Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.

I hate political correctness.
drone
05-14-2008, 22:56
Always use protection kids. I hear prostitutes can give your XBox the Red Ring of Death.
Rhyfelwyr
05-14-2008, 23:01
If it had been a PS3, I might have understood.
TB666
05-14-2008, 23:53
Those kids suck.
Seriously, Halo ??
Everyone knows that Dead or Alive 4 is the right game if you got hookers with you.
Evil_Maniac From Mars
05-14-2008, 23:54
Everyone knows that Dead or Alive 4 is the right game if you got hookers with you.

Mount & Blade.

I'll get my coat.
CrossLOPER
05-15-2008, 00:13
Mount & Blade.
Whenever I say that, it sounds like "Mountain Blade" which for whatever reason sounds a lot more epic.
Strike For The South
05-15-2008, 05:50
I thought there was some sortof rule agianst posting another members personal information! :furious3:
spmetla
05-15-2008, 08:12
Gotta feel sorry for the father, he's 30K in the hole and found out his boy prefers xbox over hookers. All he can hope for is that his son will either be a great drinker or outdoorsman.
naut
05-15-2008, 08:48
Oh my, oh my. I'd understand if they played seXBOX with hookers, but this, well it's just sad really.
Ronin
05-15-2008, 11:11
that kid is gonna be banging his head on the walls over this one day.
FactionHeir
05-15-2008, 12:03
Well in the original article it said this:



Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.


:clown:
LittleGrizzly
05-15-2008, 12:31
Im sure at 13 i would have much rather played with the prostitutes than the Xbox, why get them if your not going to use them.. ? a bit of eye candy during loading times or what ?
TB666
05-15-2008, 13:32
Im sure at 13 i would have much rather played with the prostitutes than the Xbox, why get them if your not going to use them.. ? a bit of eye candy during loading times or what ?
I guess he really needed a co-op partner.
KukriKhan
05-15-2008, 13:44
Looks like the story may be a hoax (http://worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=64104).


But there's one problem. The British report is just a silly online rumor, Newark police told WND.

Spokeswoman Amy Cromer laughed and said, "As far as we know, this story is a hoax. There have not been any arrests here, and we're not aware of any convictions like that in this county."

No reference at snopes.com yet.
Viking
05-15-2008, 13:45
To do such a thing; one wonders whether it's correct to say that he "got balls". :laugh4:
Ronin
05-15-2008, 13:51
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

I can see it right now....

"I will say this one more time...I did not have sexual relations with that woman....I only played with the XBox"

:laugh4: