Drunkin General
05-11-2001, 06:44
Had a funny one.....
I was on one of my speedy crusades 2 pacify the beautiful lands of Japan. I was playin as Shimazu on hard & was rippin acrosss the country I held everything from satsuma to mino, owari, and echizen. i had crushed the imagawa faction in the west & the takeda conitingent, obliterated the rebels on the Island, danced a jig on lord Mori's grave and slapped lord Oda around the place when low & behold there was a Hojo horde waiting in Shinano. I laughed ridiculus ashigaru. But in between me & hojo was the mori province of hida(what u may say as I have already said that I jigged on the bastar** grave). Well I sent in a trusty shinobi 2 suse out what was goin on...there was no heir there and no other mori armies on the rest of the map. hhhmmm I thought then I looked @ the units in the army and cn that there was only 32 troops in total holdin the province(ridiculus) but when I cn there honor I nearly choked. The general was rank 6 with 35 wins & no losses, he was in a unit of YS with 19 men in it @ honor 9 and the other unit was 13 SA with honor 8. I then decided 2 watch what happened. Surely enough hojo attacked with i'd say 240 troops...they where hammered & lord hojo was killed I was in knots laughin. The Mighty Mori consisted of 6 YS honor 10 & 3 SA honor 9...now I was real scared. So me been the all conquering bastar* I marched in with my Daimyo who was honor 8 & 60 WM honor 4 needless 2 say I won but I lost 33 WM & 9 of my personal guard. well I was miffed @ this so I made a vow not 2 dance on any1's grave anymore....next time i'll have a rave.
The reason I think this isolated Morif**ker general came about was Ueseigi must have died & left his provinces 2 mori & oda & hojo & probably imagawa had been attackin it systematically 4 years with very few troops
A heir of Mori's became of age in the castle & got mixed up with the army and thats probably why they where still there even though Mori was jigged 2 death. The information feature even said that the Mori clan had been elimated.
well enough of the rant
I was on one of my speedy crusades 2 pacify the beautiful lands of Japan. I was playin as Shimazu on hard & was rippin acrosss the country I held everything from satsuma to mino, owari, and echizen. i had crushed the imagawa faction in the west & the takeda conitingent, obliterated the rebels on the Island, danced a jig on lord Mori's grave and slapped lord Oda around the place when low & behold there was a Hojo horde waiting in Shinano. I laughed ridiculus ashigaru. But in between me & hojo was the mori province of hida(what u may say as I have already said that I jigged on the bastar** grave). Well I sent in a trusty shinobi 2 suse out what was goin on...there was no heir there and no other mori armies on the rest of the map. hhhmmm I thought then I looked @ the units in the army and cn that there was only 32 troops in total holdin the province(ridiculus) but when I cn there honor I nearly choked. The general was rank 6 with 35 wins & no losses, he was in a unit of YS with 19 men in it @ honor 9 and the other unit was 13 SA with honor 8. I then decided 2 watch what happened. Surely enough hojo attacked with i'd say 240 troops...they where hammered & lord hojo was killed I was in knots laughin. The Mighty Mori consisted of 6 YS honor 10 & 3 SA honor 9...now I was real scared. So me been the all conquering bastar* I marched in with my Daimyo who was honor 8 & 60 WM honor 4 needless 2 say I won but I lost 33 WM & 9 of my personal guard. well I was miffed @ this so I made a vow not 2 dance on any1's grave anymore....next time i'll have a rave.
The reason I think this isolated Morif**ker general came about was Ueseigi must have died & left his provinces 2 mori & oda & hojo & probably imagawa had been attackin it systematically 4 years with very few troops
A heir of Mori's became of age in the castle & got mixed up with the army and thats probably why they where still there even though Mori was jigged 2 death. The information feature even said that the Mori clan had been elimated.
well enough of the rant