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alatar
05-20-2008, 15:06
This video and the links from it, seem ver strange to me.

Te author proposes that all of classical history was invented by the humanists in the renaisance, and that Jesus was born in the 11th centuray AD.

It is good for a laugh, as his logic is very strange, and typical of conspiracy and pseudoscience, he names only conclusions, no evidence.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=h6-e_s5ynvo

Enjoy.

Nobo
05-20-2008, 15:19
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
The hoax was exposed by astronomy and math!!! It MUST be true

Elmetiacos
05-20-2008, 16:09
Hehe - "So, did the Jesuits build the pyramids, acropolis, Roman furum and the Sphynx, too?"
"no.they had help."
"from aliens, right?"
All those thousands of Jesuits travelling around the World writing books in Latin and Greek and burying ancient monuments so people could dig them up again when they got round to inventing archaeology!

eggthief
05-20-2008, 16:21
I left after 1 and a half minute, I fear that I might get braindamage from watching this.

Frodge
05-20-2008, 16:39
ahhh idiots where would we be without them

Aper
05-20-2008, 16:51
Now finally History makes sense!:clown:

alatar
05-20-2008, 17:44
Looking further into his work, it seems that he belives there was a world wide (Well Europe, Asia, and Americas wide) russian empire.
All the monarchs of europe and chinease rulers were vassals, the mongols were infact russians.

It seems odd that a russian author claims that russia ruled most of the world? And that all independence movements from russia are historicals wrong.

M to the A
05-20-2008, 18:08
'One doesn't need to be a mathematician to comprehend Fomenko's presentation...' I'm fairly sure he's aiming especially for non-mathematicians lol Well, I wouldn't know how to clasify the people he's aiming for :clown: It could be funny to read his wacky ideas though. But I'm sure not gonna pay money for it! :laugh4:

alatar
05-20-2008, 18:13
That is what Wikipedia is for!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Chronology_%28Fomenko%29

Red_Russian13
05-20-2008, 18:57
Fossils were also placed in the ground to test our faith, remember?

Nobo
05-20-2008, 19:31
As we all learned from Arrested Development: Fossils are just something the jews buried in 1924 :laugh4:

Jaume
05-20-2008, 19:53
April fool's joke, I suppose.

Rhyfelwyr
05-20-2008, 20:35
I was surprised to read that Garry Kasparov supports him. Obviously his intelligence is limited to the chess-board.

alatar
05-20-2008, 20:50
Not that suprising, the history is very, very russian centric.

Tiberius Nero
05-20-2008, 21:09
Jesuits are awesome.

Xurr
05-21-2008, 00:56
I was surprised to read that Garry Kasparov supports him. Obviously his intelligence is limited to the chess-board.

I'm sure Rosie Odonnell will jump on board this conspiracy. Fortunately her massive ego and herculean ignorance will probably sink this conspiracy theory too.

lobf
05-21-2008, 01:38
I was surprised to read that Garry Kasparov supports him. Obviously his intelligence is limited to the chess-board.

Bobby Fischer should hep you understand that chess masters live in their own bizarre worlds.

Ibrahim
05-21-2008, 03:04
I like to have their dro- it must be really good stuff they're having...

Invalid points in the video:

1-they say dan brown is a historian (excuse me italians, but STI :furious3:)

2-Jesuits drew up the calender. ctually, it was drawn up in a much much earlier timeperiod

3-how is it possible that many poeple, from around the world, can come up with the same things at exactly the same time? what are the pyramids, the sphinx, colliseum, and all that, if not built by classical cultures.

4-church?? ok...


he belongs to the school of the pyramidiots-a group of "sufahaa' " who can't think, can't reason, and have drank too much tap water/ whiskey (fyi most water we drink is lead and mercury laced-not kidding). I'm not against having radical new ideas, but hey, these ideals are only good if they stand to the scrutiny of true logic, something which I might add they fail in miserably. in fact, the study of the progression of the history of the Pyramidiots is sufficient to dispel Darwins theory on evolution...sad, but true:laugh4: :laugh4: (I'm kidding here).

Ain't flamenko a chess player? wait someone here said that..

my advice is simple: know who they are, then ignore them... they just want attention, and are often unethical (I will PM anyone if one wants a history of these alternate history theorists, just to get basic info).

KhaziOfKalabara
05-21-2008, 12:06
I was surprised to read that Garry Kasparov supports him. Obviously his intelligence is limited to the chess-board.


Not that suprising, the history is very, very russian centric.

Except that Kasparov is an Armenian, born in Azerbaijan.

alatar
05-21-2008, 13:08
Sorry, I don't know why I assumed he was russian.

Teleklos Archelaou
05-21-2008, 13:29
Born wherever, he was a candidate for President in Russia in 2008 for a while. I think that alatar's comments were pretty reasonable.

Cambyses
05-21-2008, 13:34
Comparable only to teaching creationism in schools...

alatar
05-21-2008, 14:08
Born wherever, he was a candidate for President in Russia in 2008 for a while. I think that alatar's comments were pretty reasonable.
So thats why I assumed he was russian, I wondered why I did:beam:

Leviathan DarklyCute
05-21-2008, 14:14
9/10
I definitely raged.~:mad ~:angry:

Strategos Alexandros
05-21-2008, 16:24
April fool's joke, I suppose.

It's not. I found it once a couple of years ago. It's good to know that imagination has not died :laugh4:

Jolt
05-21-2008, 18:34
What about the archaeological radio carbon dating used in archaeology also for those periods? Were they invented by the jesuits already corrupted so anyone would never find out about their theory?

lobf
05-22-2008, 07:54
Born wherever, he was a candidate for President in Russia in 2008 for a while. I think that alatar's comments were pretty reasonable.

So was Rudy Giuliani. :laugh4:

Spartan198
05-22-2008, 08:31
It is good for a laugh, as his logic is very strange, and typical of conspiracy and pseudoscience, he names only conclusions, no evidence.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=h6-e_s5ynvo
:laugh4: I give it a week before they move it to the comedy catagory.

I'll stick with you guys on established history. :sweatdrop:

KhaziOfKalabara
05-22-2008, 08:48
Born wherever, he was a candidate for President in Russia in 2008 for a while. I think that alatar's comments were pretty reasonable.

Fair comment.