Funny Battle Cries

[The New Che Guevara]

I was recently playing as Kingdom of Jerusalem on Crusades and played a battle against a Venetian army. The most amusing thing (not that annihilating venetians with guns isn't fun) was the battle cry. My general said "I have heard that the Venetian enemy have good wine stored in their camp. LET'S GO GET IT!"

I wasn't expecting something like this, and was wondering, what other amusing battle cries have you all had?

[FactionHeir]

Quite a few good ones here:
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=73208

[Rhyfelwyr]

There's one with the southern European accents where the general starts mumbling to himself and then he goes "Oh, don't those banners look nice", and then instead of a cheer there's a kind of cautious applause from a few of the troops.

[glyphz]

Not mine, but if this has not been posted, you should check these speeches. Got the idea after seeing the old closed thread.

The most hilarious Milan general ever! I bet he's the one who said all of these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYofbCGb3pA&feature=user
1. a) "And have some valour. Yes. Valour. That's a good word. And be strong, because you're good soldiers. And there's nothing to worry about. No. Yes. No."
b) something to do about the stench of heathen mixed camels. Go figure.:jester:
c) "ANd at the last, I say to you, look to your - <panic> Snakesnakesnakesnake - SNAKE - SNAKE! OH MY GOD! TAKE IT AWAY!!!" <men cheers!:applause:>
Never get tired of this:jester::jester::jester:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d1oRHHmG6k
Another "SNAKE!!!!" speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz1jdZOTcyg&feature=related
2. An arse video. Pretty vulgar, and i thought i heard him swear.:shocked2:
aptly titled, "Arrrgggh... Arse-Arse-Ass! Let's do it!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx5Ih-TXFKg&feature=related
3. Aptly titled, "Sausage-eating Imperial pudding-heads!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gGcyl0X3xE&feature=user
4. "blatherblatherblat--- Those banners are very niiice, aren't they?" <army goes "Meh!" "Boo">

Hope you enjoy this as I have/still:medievalcheers:


[Inserted links. -- Martok]

[glyphz]

Please do tell which one you enjoyed the most:feedback:

[pevergreen]

Please do not double post, as a member you have the ability to edit your post, and it did not neeed to be bumped.

:bow:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Peverpink... Senior Member... assistant Moderator? :wink:

I liked the banner one... that one made me literally LOL

[Martok]

The "butt weasels" one probably cracked me up the most. :laugh4:

[glyphz]

lol indeed. The first time i came across that "'butt' weasel" video had me rewinding that segment multiple times trying to make sure i did not mishear a single phrase he said.~:shock:
I thought "Those banners are very niiice, aren't they?" one was priceless. Just when you thought he lost you in his boring speech, he cuts off and drops that line. Just plain hilarious! Plus his voice was just add points to its goofiness,:applause: and the army's reaction takes the cake. I mean there was no cheer for goodness sakes. only a couple of half-hearted claps and obvious disinterest.
On a side note, i couldn't forget the "SNAKE!" one because of how i reacted to it the 1st time i saw it:jester:.

[Proserpine]

In my current campaign as Spain, the King leading a crusading army against Tunis. "Today, we shall find out if they are descended from rabbits.":dizzy2: I nearly choked on my biscuit.:laugh4:

[HRE-Warrior]

Playing as the English, I sent my prince on a Crusade against Jerusalem. Unfortunaltely before he arrived, he went mad and gained the title Prince Henry the Mad. He finally arrived at Jerusalem to take it from the Egyptians and started off giving a normal speech. All of a sudden, he just says, "Now we attack the Egyptians. We shall have the green elephants and blue pixies lead the charge. By the way, have any of you seen my wife. I think she may be working for the enemy. If you see her, kill her!"

[Anonymous II]

Haha, he's very easily impressed, that one: "Those banners are very nice, aren't they?". :grin:

Anyways, my vote goes to "Arse-weasels". Very funny! :bounce: