Octosquid tags.

[CrossLOPER]

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[Gregoshi]

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:laugh4:

[Hax]

For a small fee of $50 (US), [I can guarantee your name will come up on page one in all the major search engines when the Elder Gods google for "who should I eat first?" PM me for instructions on how to take advantage of this exclusive offer from the First Course Web Dining Club, Inc. Payment is cash only (US dollars).

Eh..what?

[Gregoshi]

Eh..what?
Er, chalk it up to thesaurus abuse. :shame:

[English assassin]

The question "who will be eaten first?" is where the worlds of squid and zombie fans collide.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Zombies, obviously. They only have a taste for human meat. Octosquids on the other hand aren't picky and will happily chow down.