Giraffe Conspiracy [Concluded]

[Beefy187]

For those who were expecting Deathnote mafia.. sorry..:sweatdrop:
I had to change because it was just not enough to fit all the characters in for 12 players.

So introducing Giraffe conspiracy!!

Role:

2 mafia: Your job is to spread the evil truth that 'zebras' are in fact a 'giraffe!!' Your first target to global conquest happens to be at the local primary school.

1 detective: You are the only beacon of hope in this primary school as the teachers are utterly useless. You have a stubborn belief that zebras are zebras and nothing more or nothing less then zebras. You are the only one who can stop this madness.

9 innocent preschoolers: Innocent mob without a knowledge:beam:

So im looking for 12 players who is willing to either stop or spread this conspiracy. Cheers:2thumbsup:


Players 10/12
FactionHeir
woad&Fangs
LittleGrizzly
pevergreen
Sarathos
Andres
Shlin
Caius
anelious phyros
Quintus.J.Cicero

[FactionHeir]

:yes:

[woad&fangs]

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
In

[anelious phyros]

:yes:
yep

[LittleGrizzly]

In!

[pevergreen]

:bow:

Killfr3nzy slide tackles Beefy187 on the soccer field

"YOU GOT GIRFAFFED"

[Sarathos]

Sure beefy, sign me up.

[pevergreen]

I recognise the right of everyone to play but Sarathos, you inactive a large majority of the time. You have dissapeared for the last two weeks, getting wogged and no explaining your absence. Its not a new thing either... All hosts despise inactive players, so when you sign up, for the sake of everyone playing. Commit to being active for the game.

[Andres]

:hide:

No camels?

In.

[Sarathos]

I recognise the right of everyone to play but Sarathos, you inactive a large majority of the time. You have dissapeared for the last two weeks, getting wogged and no explaining your absence. Its not a new thing either... All hosts despise inactive players, so when you sign up, for the sake of everyone playing. Commit to being active for the game.
Do you want me to apologise for having a life.....? I do have an identity outside of the Org. and yes, unfortunatly it does take over quite a bit but I try and play the best I can. I do apologise for my absences and I know I have stuffed up a couple of games in the past, but I do not plan on quitting the Org. anytime soon. But I think singling me out is rather unjust as I am not nor will be the only lurker. Sadly there are some in every game, many which have extended absences or have left the Org. So interupting Beefy's sign-up page with talk of my lurking and forgetting your own lurking habits......Shall we play now?

[Beefy187]

:hide:

No camels?

In.

I would like to respect both camel killers and lovers by taking neutral ground on this matter. :yes:

Sarathos: As long as you say ull be active thats more then enough for me. welcome back!

[shlin28]

IN!

If I die in the first round, lynch FH and AP.

[anelious phyros]

IN!

If I die in the first round, lynch FH and AP.
Nice try, but Unfortunetly I can't play.:bigcry:
Take me off the list, I'm going to be gone for 2 weeks on vacation. Oh, why didn't I see this coming.
Sorry.

[Beefy187]

Nice try, but Unfortunetly I can't play.:bigcry:
Take me off the list, I'm going to be gone for 2 weeks on vacation. Oh, why didn't I see this coming.
Sorry.

Dont worry. Ill see you net game :yes:

[Zorg]

In. I'm dissapointed about the lack of llamas myself.

[Beefy187]

In. I'm dissapointed about the lack of llamas myself.

Its not llamas turn to conquer the world.. not yet..:yes:

Waiting for 4 more players. Could be nice if I can get it started earliest as possible because in three days I got another plane to catch which will take a whole day

[Caius]

Now you will wait for three.

[Beefy187]

due to the lack of participants ill make arrangements so we can start with 10 peoples. 1 mafia, 1 SK and 1 detective perhaps.

however if I find more then 10 peoples joining when I next login ill be happy to include them

thanks for your patience

[Zorg]

Due to time constraints I'm going to have to pull out of this. I just can't give it attention.

Sorry.

[Beefy187]

ok zorg:sweatdrop:

I guess ill have to send some pms.. please wait a bit more

[woad&fangs]

Try Pming El Diablo. He just got killed in Omanes' game.

[Beefy187]

I pmed the players who joined other two games but not this one. I might also put a ad up on the entrance hall.

Thanks woads :2thumbsup:

[anelious phyros]

I may be on vacation but i've got internet so I guess I'll still play
BUT WARNING! I'm on vacation so I won't be as active in the middle of the day GMT time.

[Quintus.JC]

I'll play.

[Beefy187]

Ill start early tomorrow morning Tokyo time around 8ish. We can finally make a start. Sign up is open until then. Thanks for all the patience and support.

Meanwhile this is the quote of townie pm so mafia can copy it and laugh

Giraffe conspiracy role pm
Role: Townie
Goal: Eliminate the mafia

You are one of the 9 innocent preschool kid in the class. Your future is bright. You dream to be famous, rich and successful. However your teacher believe that if you believe that the Zebra is actually a Giraffe then your ambition of being famous, rich and successful will be destroyed because society will laugh at you. Your aim is to eliminate the mafia to avoid that happening.

Good luck

[FactionHeir]

Teacher said I won't be rich and famous if I believe in Zebras. Down with the Zebra promoters!

[Beefy187]

Just imagine the teacher as Eddie Murphy and Kids as Arnold Schwaltznegger just for kicks.

Day 1

In the class 1e... Another average day was about to turn in to living nightmare... It all started this lesson.

'Okay kids. Today we are learning African animals. Everyone come closer and say the name of the animal I show you.'
'Okay siiiiir!!'
'Okay kids. a is for?'
'Animal!'
'B is for?'
'Bull!'
'E is for?'
'Elefant!!'
'Elephant. yes. Very good kids. Ok lets see G is for?'
'Gorilla!!'
'Bravo! Bravo kids! At this very moment.... I am damned proud that I'm a teacher..Ok last word guys. Z is for?'
'Ziraffe!!'
'Giraffe? no dont be silly. This is Zebra! Jebra!!'
'Liar!! Thats Ziraffe!! Ziraffe!!'

And I ran out of the class crying. I ran like a cheetah then hopped the stairs like a Kangaroo, then onwards to the toilet like a grumpy old elephant. At this very moment, I hated teaching, I hated my life and I hated my incapability to teach. While I was washing my handsome beautiful face I heard a child's voice from the corner of the toilet. Probably from one of the toilets with doors.
'That was hilarious.' that voice said. 'I know know. I'm doing my job alright? Next up ill brainwash some kids in 1H and soon enough the entire school will be ours. Two of us will walk on the red carpet while all the kids in this school hail us, shouting "Giraffe!! Giraffe!!" well you'll like that don't you?"

I ran... This time like a stumbling ape. Out of the toilet and to the principals office.

'Sir!! Sir!!'
'Did you wash your hand?'
'Sir I just noticed a BIG conspiracy going on in this school.'
'Younglings these days. They dont even wash their hands anymore'
'Theres a kido who is trying to spread that zebras are giraffes!'
'I mean if you think about it. That round brown thing. Just thinking about it would make you wash the hand..'
'They already did my class. And his gonna do it to 1h!'
'Even if you go for the small one. Thats still... still ekki isnt it?'
'Sir! We have to stop it! Let me take 1h! Just for a week or so!'
'Back in my good ol country town, every one washed their hands.'
'Is that a yes?'
'Yes.... I miss those damn days.'
'Thank you sir! I will stop this at once'

In class 1h.

'Good morning class. '
'Good morning mr Jeffry'
'Today we will arghhhhhhhh'

I had to do anything to stop this madness. Even pointing a gun at my good friend Mr Jeffry (Now start imagining Carl Johnson from San Andreas)

'Mr Jeffry I need this class!'
'What you going to do with my class?'
'African animals. Now get out!! And you still own me 5 bucks!'

So the circle began. When I glared at this class of 10, there was one brat. With out any emotion on his face,it looked like as if he grinned.



Rules.

Just the usual classic mafia rules. No quoting pms (Although its pointless) thats about it I think.

Vote has to be Vote: Beefy format and to unvote just go Unvote: Beefy

No abstains are allowed after round 3. And someone must be lynched/sacrificed every day phase. So let us start this party
If theres any question just post here. Unless im on the airplane I should be able to answer within 24 hours. Cheers

Start day 1.

[anelious phyros]

Sweet! But i'm a freagin townie agin. Not sweet.
vote:Andres
Randominific!

[Caius]

Vote:AP

Of course you are town.

[anelious phyros]

Vote:AP

Of course you are town.
Never saw that agin.:rolleyes4:

[woad&fangs]

So did you decide to go with 1 Ziraffer, 1 sk, and 1 detective or some other set up?

vote: sarathos

[Beefy187]

For the sake of mafia who is underpowered there is no detective or any of the power towns.

and for the sake of the townies there is no serial killer.

I hope that is balanced enough. Although its pretty tough for mafia.

[Sarathos]

Vote: Woads&Fangs
Now its balanced.

[Quintus.JC]

The voting in the first round is normally completely random.

So no vote from me yet.

[FactionHeir]

vote: pever
Because he will vote Sarathos again

[shlin28]

Vote: FactionHeir

Hurry up and accuse me! :clown:

[anelious phyros]

FoS: Beefy
For not telling me who the mafia is in are Pm conversation.

[pevergreen]

vote: pever
Because he will vote Sarathos again

I will not!

Vote: Saratho.....
Um....*splutter*

Vote: AP

[anelious phyros]

I will not!

Vote: Saratho.....
Um....*splutter*

Vote: AP
You neve unvoted Sarathos you know.:tongue3:

[Beefy187]

Due to uncontrollable circumstances (room getting switched!) in the boarding house, I will start lagging during phases. I can no longer access internet from my laptop and im forced to use the school one. so expect each phase to be long, tiring and I may have to give up hosting. Ill see how I go for now.

Im guessing AP is lynched. ill do write ups later please send in orders

[anelious phyros]

Yea, 2 votes on me. One is becuase a person dons't like me though.:bigcry:
But remember Beefy.......~D

[Beefy187]

Heres the post for the day 1 lynch

Day 1 summury

‘Anelious Phyrus’ I said.
‘Yes sir’
‘Anelious the class with my authority finds you guilty of spreading the false knowledge of Giraffism. Do you deny it?’
‘Yes sir’
‘Then speak. Defend yourself’
‘I myself always thought that was Z… camel sir. ‘
‘What?’
‘Z… camel obviously. It has to be z.. camel. Sheesh you lowly plebs..’
‘No it is a zebra. Z is for zebra kids. Say no more of this you demon!’
‘You quifflers have been silencing us camelonogists for more than 10 years! No more! Camel shall regain the rightful place as the king of the beast and..’
‘Get out. ‘
‘What? I’m still talking sir.’
‘Get out.’

Alive Players 9/10
FactionHeir
woad&Fangs
LittleGrizzly
pevergreen
Sarathos
Andres
Shlin
Caius
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros

Giraffed! (Killed)

[Beefy187]

Night 1 summury

Shlin was walking out side of the classroom thinking about what teacher taught him. ‘Z is for Zebra. They’re white and it has stripes and it looks like horses’ Then he noticed someone in the corner.

‘Hi there’ Shlin said.
‘Hi. He replied’ smiling coldly. ‘All these zebra talks are making me insane. I mean they’re not that different are they?’
‘Yes they are! Zebras are white and it has stripes and it looks like horses’ said .
‘And Giraffes?’
‘Well.. they’re yellow aren’t they?’
‘Aye but they got stripes and they look like horses don’t they?’
‘They have stripes?’
‘DON’T THEY?’
‘Yea yea your right men….’

The boy grinned and came closer.
‘Okay tell you what. Catch!’ the boy said. Shlin Looked at the object in his hand. A piece of banana.
‘Now listen to what you gotta do. Put that banana in front of your eyes. You gotta stare hard at that banana. Stare like you mean it!’ boy said.

After 5 minutes of intense staring at the banana Shlins vision were starting to get num and all his brain could think about is the yellowness of the banana.
‘Ok stop now.’ The boy said taking the banana away from him and eating it. He chucked another object at Shlin.
‘This is…’ Shlin said.
‘Indeed. It’s what our teacher might call zebra. But you notice something?’
‘Its… its not white!!’
‘Welcome to our family my friend. You got Giraffed.’

For Shlin Giraff is now all it mattered to him and it was all he can think about.

Alive Players 8/10
FactionHeir
woad&Fangs
LittleGrizzly
pevergreen
Sarathos
Andres
Caius
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin

Ill tell you whats been happening to me. I had a unexpected room switched and now im forced to live in room without internet. For now I am using the boarding computer which only opens for couple of hours. And I have to give my computers to any of the hungry boarders soon as they discover that im not working.

Ill try update it regulary but it probably wont be. After this game im going to retire for couple of months (hopefully shorter) until the situation changes

Thanks

[FactionHeir]

vote: pever
For casting the deciding vote without much reason.

[Andres]

Vote : LittleGrizzly

Talk :whip:

[anelious phyros]

This seems close, there's no person really standing out at the momment except LittleG but he might not even be active. I'll go check his thing out.

EDit - He's a hidden orger. Darn you LittleG!

[Sarathos]

Vote:Caius Where are you when Beefy needs you?

[woad&fangs]

vote: pevergreen

LittleGrizz was talkative as a mafioso in Doctor Mafia, now he appears to be fairly quiet. My impression for now is that he's town.

[Andres]

vote: pevergreen

LittleGrizz was talkative as a mafioso in Doctor Mafia, now he appears to be fairly quiet. My impression for now is that he's town.


I'm afraid that you're vote is invalid :grin:

Now, you explained why you did not vote LG. Care to explain why you voted pever?

[woad&fangs]

It was a "talk:whip:" vote. I didn't see that FactionHeir had already voted for him.

unvote: pevergreen; vote: Quintus J. Cicero
Because I just noticed he abstained on the first round:brood:

[Quintus.JC]

unvote: pevergreen; vote: Quintus J. Cicero
Because I just noticed he abstained on the first round:brood:

I just didn't want to accuse anyone for no good reason.

Vote: LittleGrizzly

He's being quiet... too quiet.

[Caius]

Vote:Caius Where are you when Beefy needs you?
Beefy doesn't need me.

[Beefy187]

Beefy doesn't need me.

Your right Caius... But I do love you:clown:

[Sarathos]

Beefy doesn't need me.
He needs you to play and be active, that is why you signed up for this game is it not...?

[Caius]

I don't know who to vote.

Lets promote discussion like Sarathos did.
Vote:Andres
Talk!

[Beefy187]

Day 2 lynch

At the end of the day it was obvious that it is LittleGrizzly who should be expelled.

‘Anything you would like to say LittleGrizzly?’
‘I didn’t do it sir’
‘Ah that’s what criminals always say in the movies. I didn’t do it, I didn’t do it. Why don’t you accept it like a man for once? Come on do it for the sake of mankind.’
‘I didn’t do it sir.’
‘Very well then. It just shows that you’re no good as a human being. I’m very disappointed in you.’
‘Lemme tell you the truth sir.’
‘Finally. Say it young man’
‘I work for the CIA. I know where you live. Mwahahaha’ said LittleGrizzly
‘Get out’

Alive Players 7/10
FactionHeir
woad&Fangs
pevergreen
Sarathos
Andres
Caius
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin

[LittleGrizzly]

oops! too late then i guess... sorry guys but i was an innocent preschooler....

[shlin28]

*Must assert sanity...*

Methinks Andres and FactionHeir are bit suspicious. Caius and pever are behaving normally so I wouldn't lynch them... so next turn lynch FH or Andres

*Can't resist... giraffes... anymore...*

GIRAFFES! GIRAFFES! GIRAFFES!

[anelious phyros]

I say FH or Caius, they look the most supsicous.

[FactionHeir]

You guys are still in the mind of the last mafia game :stare:

[Beefy187]

me thinks its.. :oops: Im not allowed to say it am I?:clown:

[Beefy187]

Night 2 summury

Pevergreen was a decent bloke. He knew what is right is what is wrong. For instance he knew it for fact that Zebras are Zebras and nothing more or nothing less than Zebras; which he learnt from his encyclopedia of Wikipedia. He had every confident to make everything right by confronting this bloke who speaks of nonsense and arguing one on one. Luckily today was his day.
‘Hi there’
Pevergreen looked around. The boy in front of him is someone he wasn’t familiar with but he was able to identify that the boy is in his class.
‘Hi mate’ Pever replied. His instinct told him instantly that he is the reason of all the mess and he was confident that the boy is no match for him.
‘Your smiling’ the boy said. ‘I’ve been picking one kid each night to do some little chitty chatty but ive never seen anyone so happy to see me. I guess you know what im about to tell you’
‘Yes. Yes I do indeed’ Pever replied.
‘What you going to do? Turn me in?’
‘If I must then that is what I will do’
‘Perhaps I could bribe you..’
‘No im an honest man. I never lie or hide evil deeds. ‘
‘So you are not going to walk away and pretend that nothing happened?’
‘No. I will take you to the teacher right now. That is what is right.’
‘Then what? Ask for candy or something to that’
‘Yes that will be nice’

The boy looked like as if he have given up. After a heavy sigh and a long silence he finally spoke.

‘Pever.Do you have a family?’
‘Yea. My parents and a sister’
‘They healthy?’
‘Yes’
By this stage Pevergreen was little bit concerned about the amount of questions the boy is asking but he did not mind it.
‘Hey do you like that show called CSI?’
‘Yea!’
‘What about 24?’
‘Yea love that t….’
‘Im guessing you like Jack Bower’
‘N..’
‘Perhaps Tony Armada?’
‘Yes’
‘Blokes like you always like Simpsons. You like simpson don’t you?’
‘Yes’
‘Hey today’s a full moon hey?’
‘yea’

And by this stage Pevergreen was fully unguarded. Boy didn’t miss this opportunity. Pever suspecting a trap was about to run away.

‘Uh I have to g..’
‘Back home?’
‘Yes’
‘Say hi to your family will you?’
‘yea sure’
‘hey come here for second. Do you like that rock band called Gorillaz?’
‘Yea’
‘Hey you don’t believe that teacher do you? Z is for Ziraffes ey?’
‘Yes… ah wait!!’
‘Did you say Z is for Ziraffe? You did didn’t you?’
‘No I didn’t’
‘I thought you don’t lie my friend’
As the sun rose up it was obvious. It was Pever who had to accept the defeat.
‘Do I have any other way?’
‘No you don’t.’
‘Okay’ pever sighed. ‘From now on I will believe that the Zebras are Giraffes. Happy?’
‘No you must not say that Z word. Ever. You must wipe it out of your brain and replace it with Giraffes.’
‘But what will I call the real Giraffes?’ Pever asked.
‘Lord above will soon create a man who will invent a name for them. Until then forget about it.’
‘Fair enough. I guess I got Giraffed’ Pever smiled.
‘Yes you did my friend. You got Giraffed’

As the sun rose it was obvious. It was another beautiful day in this town.

Alive Players 6/10
FactionHeir
woad&Fangs
Sarathos
Andres
Caius
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin
pevergreen

I wrote a different version but I thought ill save that one for later. This one is just using the phycology technique of repeated yesses. I know its not that great but ah well.. Expect a better one next time

I am considering to allow mafia to kill 2 at once, when they are only 3 player(including the mafia) since this game is little unfair for the mafia. So just keep that mind and have a happy mafia hunt

[pevergreen]

Would Vote Sarathos.

I have not been playing normally for a few games, I'm just not getting lynched for it. I count Capo 2, Netherworld and Fimbulwinter as normal.

[Sarathos]

Would Vote Sarathos.
That is pathetic pevergreen, I am not responsible for all your deaths. So you can kick and scream all you want but the truth is I never do it. But hey, I heard of this crazy new thing called evidence, might you care to share some?

Vote:Andres, i think he is doing that 'life' thing again.

[Andres]

What 'life' thing?

[pevergreen]

I think Sarathos is accusing you of being inactive and falsely claiming to have a life that impedes it.


That is pathetic pevergreen, I am not responsible for all your deaths.

I do not automatically assume you are Sarathos. I go on a case-by-case basis.

I make no pretense of being a great mafia catcher on forums. In Real Life, the story is different. However, I do occasionally get a feeling that rings true. I dont have one on you, but I genuinely suspect you are the mafia in this game. Please dont call my attempts at playing pathetic.

:bow:

[Caius]

Please dont call my attempts at playing pathetic.
Pathetic :P. Joke, dont take it bad, pever.

I'd like to hear from FH, so I will vote him. Vote:FH

[woad&fangs]

That is pathetic pevergreen, I am not responsible for all your deaths. So you can kick and scream all you want but the truth is I never do it. But hey, I heard of this crazy new thing called evidence, might you care to share some?

Vote:Andres, i think he is doing that 'life' thing again.

Without a detective we don't have any evidence. Andres' activity level and posting style appears normal to me. Overall, this posts seems really defensive to me.

vote: sarathos

[Sarathos]

I think Sarathos is accusing you of being inactive and falsely claiming to have a life that impedes it.
I never suggested that I have a life that impedes Andres's. I just seem to have a little more spare time.


Overall, this posts seems really defensive to me.
Of course I am being defensive, I am being accused. Isn't it rather natural to defend yourself when threatened, especially when I am innocent. What else would I do, falsely admit...?

[FactionHeir]

vote:Caius Because he is voting me, the confirmed townie (check my post right before beefy started phase 1, and note my post time is earlier than beefy's edit time)

[anelious phyros]

Sarathos is acting very noobish and odd.... You guys might want to watch this guy. (not to mention lynch him!)

[pevergreen]

[QUOTE=Sarathos;1970256]I never suggested that I have a life that impedes Andres's. I just seem to have a little more spare time.QUOTE]

Andres' gives up him time to moderate this wonderful forum, where as you dont always stay active.

Your life does not impede his, his life may impede the time he has free to spend here. We don't have full time jobs.

:bow:

[Andres]

Vote : Quintus

Where are you?

[Quintus.JC]

Vote : Quintus

Where are you?

I got lynched, but that was in a different game...

I'm trying not to do anything stupid, it got me lynched before, so I'll try to keep quieter this time.

[Quintus.JC]

Vote: Caius

He's not speaking much, and when he does it doesn't really make sense.

[anelious phyros]

Vote: Caius

He's not speaking much, and when he does it doesn't really make sense.

That's normal for him.

[FactionHeir]

And since when does normal mean innocent?

[anelious phyros]

And since when does normal mean innocent?

Never said he was innocent just saying he's usally like that.

[Quintus.JC]

Sarathos is acting very noobish and odd.... You guys might want to watch this guy. (not to mention lynch him!)

Sarathos always seems so ultra-defensive, this is attracting alot of attention on him and I don't think a smart mafia would do that, but is he a daring mafia?

[pevergreen]

He is always like that, mafia or not. Problem is it always makes him look like mafia.

[Beefy187]

Caius is lynched. Right? Right? Good (really need a tally next time...)

At the end of the day, it was Caius who are to be expelled.

‘Caius do you realise the seriousness of this crime that you commited?’

Caius didn’t answer. He kept staring at his desk ignoring the teacher.

‘Caius. Im asking you. For your sake its best to confess’

Caius suddenly seemed to have reacted to this question. Teacher saw his two round eyes sparkling, he even smiled warmly at the teacher.

‘Sir. How much do you earn each year?’ he finally said. Leaving the teacher very confused.

‘Well I’m not sure, to be honest.’
‘You do know that law states that you have to pay up the income taxes to the government yes?’
‘Uh huh’
‘Well I work for the Financial department in our government and I discovered that you haven’t payed the tax for almost 7 year…’
‘Get out’

Alive Players 5/10
FactionHeir
woad&Fangs
Sarathos
Andres
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly
Caius

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin
pevergreen

[Caius]

Better Expelled than Giraffed.

[Beefy187]

Night 3

Factionheirwas walking on the street with his groceries in his hands. The wallet that his mother gave to buy Bacons, Breads, Eggs and Roast Chicken for dinner is now emptied and his bag which should be occupied by those stuff was occupied by Barbeque flavour, Chicken flavour, Sour cream onion flavour, Cheese flavoured chips. Factionheir had no idea what was about to happen to him. He didnt think that his mommy will spank him:whip: (FH didnt know that child care exist) and ofcause he had no idea that Giraffe boy would pop up right in front of him.

'Hey' Said the boy who randomly popped out of nowhere.
'Hey' replied Factionheir. He noticed that the boy look somewhat familiar. 'arent you that boy from the school.. wait what was your name again? Ummm'
'Factionheir' the boy said. His voice had some which stopped Factionheir from saying anything. 'I need you to decide in haste. This is a life or death situation. My life. Your families life and this planets life depends on your shoulder'

Factionheir didnt know what to say. He lived his life in shadows not bothering anyone and not getting bothered. He just couldnt believe what the boy just told him.

'Factionheir. You must decide. Either live your life as the destroyer of the earth. Or join us and save this earth from evil. Who are you Factionheir? Are you a demon who can turn everything to fire and ashes or hero who could lend us a hand?'

Factionheir being a submissive but nice guy had no other option but to answer 'if there is anything I could do to help you and my family... I guess ill do it...'
'Great Factionheir! Now listen carefully. Here is what I want you to do.'
'Yes. Tell me now'
'Factionheir. You have powers. And this incarnation only, YES only you could chant this incarnation with magical powers. You are the chosen boy. One in every hundred years.'
'Yes. I see.'
'You must chant this no matter what happens. If you get spanked by your mum, if you get expelled from school, if that teacher treats you like a freak. You must not stop whispering this incarnation.'
'Yes YES!!'
'Here it goes. ibilivdatzebra r jiraffe. z iz four ziraffe and ziraffe is good.'
'That it?'
'Yes now your mummy, your family and your teacher could stop you. BUt you must not listen to them because they are soldier of the evil side and they are being used. If you keep chanting they will become free of the evil spell.'
'Really?'
'Well what are you waiting for? CHANT!'

Factionheir didnt stop. Infact when he finally stopped chanting was when his daddy started spanking instead of his mummy:whip:

But at least he was able to cast the spell on to the evil teacher.

'ibilivdatzebra r jiraffe. z iz four ziraffe and ziraffe is good. I believe that zebra are giraffe. z is for giraffe and giraffe is good.'

Well if successful casting means making the teacher pale, it was a great success.

Alive Players 4/10
woad&Fangs
Sarathos
Andres
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly
Caius

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin
pevergreen
Factionheir

Important messege. This is the last chance for town because next night mafia gets 2 kills. Good luck!!

[Quintus.JC]

I just have a feeling that Sarathos is innocent, while Andres isn't giving anything away at the movement, so.......

Vote: Woad&Fangs

[Quintus.JC]

Actually I'm not sure about Sarathos anymore, he's ultra defensive tactics makes him look like a mafia evem when he's not. I've been wandering how I stayed alive for this long, possibily because I haven't accused the mafia yet. It could either be Sarathos or Woad.....

[woad&fangs]

That was a short night phase.:dizzy2:

Does anyone know of a game where Sarathos was a mafioso? Andres seems perfectly normal to me.

Vote: QJC for now but I might change to sarathos after I give the game a readthrough.

[FactionHeir]

Sarathos hasn't been active during the 8 hours between day and night phase so he's obviously innocent. Andres is invisible so can't tell. So my guess its either woad or Quintus.

Considering the early kills were often trying to frame me (consider outcomes of drunken laywers and doctor mafia) and only when I made myself obviously innocent did I get killed, you guys make a decision.

[pevergreen]

Sarathos could have asked Beefy to kill FH earlier.

I would vote Woad/QJC.

[Sarathos]

Actually I'm not sure about Sarathos anymore, he's ultra defensive tactics makes him look like a mafia evem when he's not
There I have a bad habit of doing that, I allows seem to get myself lynched. But really how do you defend yourself when accused? I always post what I think is a dignified response but for some reason it never really holds up. Being ultra-defenisve is just me, I am always just a little too edgey.

I will Vote:Abstain, as I don't have a hard case of anyone and random voting won't really help at this point.

[woad&fangs]

Well my vote's going to stay where it is. Sarathos was inactive during the night phase and upon rereading the thread I don't really get any scummy vibes coming from Andres.

[FactionHeir]

Maybe because he hardly posted?

[woad&fangs]

I've gotten the feeling that he's busy in real life. Besides everyone is being kind of quiet.

[Andres]

Don't have time to do a full re read. I believe Sarathos is innocent, so it has to be Quintus or w&f.

Vote : w&f

[FactionHeir]

I'm starting to think its Andres. He doesn't usually do this.

[anelious phyros]

Right now i'm Thinking Andres And QC.
They seem the most supsicous from the side line.

[woad&fangs]

Don't have time to do a full re read. I believe Sarathos is innocent, so it has to be Quintus or w&f.

Vote : w&f

You don't have time to do a full read but you'll break a tie on the last day:dizzy2:

Unvote: QJC; Vote: Andres

Maybe FactionHeir was right. That just screams scummy to me.

[Quintus.JC]

Unvote: Woad&Fangs

Sarathos is innocent, if it isn't him or me, then it must be Andres or Woad. I was happy to see Woad lynched but Andres' awfully suspicious vote has given me a change of heart, but I still cann't decide which one of them is the giraffe kid.

[Quintus.JC]

Where the hell is Sarathos, we need a deciding vote. :whip:

[Quintus.JC]

What the hey.......

Vote: Andres

[Sarathos]

Where the hell is Sarathos, we need a deciding vote
I have already voted, but ok.
Unvote, Vote:Woads
This makes it even, so since we have an extended night phase, any last minute information?

Tally
Andres: 2 (Waods, Quintus)
Woads&Fangs: 2 (Sarathos, Andres)

[Beefy187]

Sorry if I made any ultra short Night phase. Not on purpose. Just need to do it when ever I got a chance and since that time is not stable I forget how long it was since the last phase...

Since its the last round allow me to extend this for another 9-10 hours.

Until then....

[woad&fangs]

I have already voted, but ok.
Unvote, Vote:Woads
Sorry mate.


Why do you think I am more scummy than Andres?

[Sarathos]

Why do you think I am more scummy than Andres?
I don't really, but since Andres has been so inactive I find it hard to believe it is him. Unless he is taking a lesson from Makaikhaan...And since you are always active, you are quite the valid suspect. But like I said it is tied, sonow is your time to support your innocence or to confess, which ever you wish.....

[woad&fangs]

Will you be merciful if I confess:laugh4:

[Sarathos]

Will you be merciful if I confess
Being the nice guy I am, I just might. But I can't guaratee anyone else will be, especially that Quintus, he's a meany...:clown:

[woad&fangs]

Well in that case...


Role: Mafia
Goal: Eliminate the Townies

You are one of the 9 innocent preschool kid in the class. Your future is bright. You dream to be famous, rich and successful...and make people believe that Giraffes are Zebras. Your aim is to eliminate the town to avoid that happening.

Good luck

Looks like I have to give the thread another read through:wall:

[Caius]

Well in that case...

Role: Mafia
Goal: Eliminate the Townies

You are one of the 9 innocent preschool kid in the class. Your future is bright. You dream to be famous, rich and successful...and make people believe that Giraffes are Zebras. Your aim is to eliminate the town to avoid that happening.

Good luck

Looks like I have to give the thread another read through:wall:
QFT.

EDIT: LOL at W&F.

The role pm doesnt make sense, it has a part which is true... and the other is false: and make people believe that Giraffes are Zebras. Your aim is to eliminate the town to avoid that happening. The PM doesnt match. Your scum.

[Sarathos]

The role pm doesnt make sense, it has a part which is true... and the other is false: and make people believe that Giraffes are Zebras. Your aim is to eliminate the town to avoid that happening. The PM doesnt match. Your scum.
Thats what he is trying to say, didn't you read the title of his pm...
Though granted his pm doesn't make sense, then again Beefy generally doesn't make a lot of sense. But perhaps he is innocent and was hoping someone would pick up this fake mafia pm. I wouldn't really go down the track of Woads just being bad at faking pm's, that just isn't him. Even if he did, why would he fake a mafia pm and get himself lynched...? Doesn't really make sense.

Then again, if you think about it, the mafia's role to convince people that Zebra's are Giraffes. In woads&fangs pm it says that he is to kill the town to avoid people thinking Giraffes aren't Zebra's, the pm just isn't word that well. Though through further analyizing, considering that the pm doesn't make all that6 much sense, I really do believe that it is just Beefy's writing style.

[Beefy187]

then again Beefy generally doesn't make a lot of sense.


Thats ok Sarathos. I hate you too :smash:

Dont mean to rush you guys but if you can actually change the vote so someone gets lynched that will be greatly appreciated. Otherwise its gonna get extended for another 12-24 hours...

[Quintus.JC]

Being the nice guy I am, I just might. But I can't guaratee anyone else will be, especially that Quintus, he's a meany...:clown:


Hey, I am not! ~:(

Woad looked more likely because of Andres' inactivity, but Andres' last post really made me think again.

[Sarathos]

Hey, I am not!
Of course your not, I was joking. And what is so suspious about Andres last post?

[anelious phyros]

Someone freagin die! Choose either Andres or Woad

[Quintus.JC]

Andres has been active enough in the Brothel though, so what's your opinion Sarathos, are you 100% sure that Andres is the innocent and W&F is the mafia?

[Quintus.JC]

If no-one is willing to budge then I will, unlike most mafia games this isn't a matter of life and death (being expelled is rather different than murdered by an angry mob). So......

Unvote:Andres
Vote:Woad&Fangs

We need to see some result soon.

[Caius]

If no-one is willing to budge then I will, unlike most mafia games this isn't a matter of life and death (being expelled is rather different than murdered by an angry mob). So......

Unvote:Andres
Vote:Woad&Fangs

We need to see some result soon.
Something says me that Quintius has fooled us.

[woad&fangs]

The voting in the first round is normally completely random.

So no vote from me yet.
A first round Abstain


I got lynched, but that was in a different game...

I'm trying not to do anything stupid, it got me lynched before, so I'll try to keep quieter this time.
An admission that he is trying to avoid being lynched.


Sarathos always seems so ultra-defensive, this is attracting alot of attention on him and I don't think a smart mafia would do that, but is he a daring mafia?
WIFOM


What the hey.......

Vote: Andres
Breaks the tie once


If no-one is willing to budge then I will, unlike most mafia games this isn't a matter of life and death (being expelled is rather different than murdered by an angry mob). So......

Unvote:Andres
Vote:Woad&Fangs

Breaks the tie twice

and none of his other posts seem to have much substance to them. That seems scummier to me than Andres' posts.

So
Unvote: Andres; Vote QJC

[anelious phyros]

I agree woad. But your pusing just a little bit too hard on Quintus.
Your seeming quite scummy yourself. although if I was still alive i'd vote Quintus

[Quintus.JC]

Hey, I'm still a rather inexperienced mafia player you know. ~:wacko:

I always thought that Sarathos was innocent, so its down to you two. It could be Andres or you. I broke the tie because Sarathos didn't seemed to budge, this game can't go on forever. And besides I could of easily have lynched Woad and won the game if I was the giraffe kid. So i'm not the mafia, but if you really want to lynch me then go ahead. It's not like I've never been expelled from class before. :shrug:

[Quintus.JC]

A first round Abstain


Votes in the first tend to be completely random, the chance of lynching the mafia in the first round is.... well very low. So i don't see the point of voting for someone in the first round, except that you vote wouldn't of matterd and the guy you voted would of lived anyway.



An admission that he is trying to avoid being lynched.


When I posted that I had just been lynched in the brothel for being a big mouth, so there was no need for me to open my unbig mouth. I thought the whole point of the game to avoid being killed or lynched, I might not be as defensive as Sarathos but still gotta defend youself.



WIFOM


What does that stand for?



Breaks the tie once


If my vote still at Woads then there wouldn't of been a tie at first place, you would of been lynched and I would of won... If i was the mafia.



Breaks the tie twice


Andres has been very inactive and doubt he'll change his vote, and Sarathos didn't look likely to change his mind either, and we can't hold this stalemate forever.



and none of his other posts seem to have much substance to them. That seems scummier to me than Andres' posts.


I didn't think I looked that scummy, though that's for you to decide.

[anelious phyros]

The only good post he has are defending himself. Scummy!!

I say you get rid of Quintus as fast as you can.

[Beefy187]

Take your time lads. Its good to see some intense attacking and defending at last. I shall keep watching for little longer. (it just means im in the english lesson right now...)

[Beefy187]

Alright voting closed
stand by for the grand finale:yes:

[Sarathos]

So what's your opinion Sarathos, are you 100% sure that Andres is the innocent and W&F is the mafia?
In no way am I 100% sure, I just have a feel Woads is mafia because Andres hasn't been around enough. Though that doesn't stop him being mafia, because he has managed to avoid WOGing so far....


Hey, I'm still a rather inexperienced mafia player you know.
You can't use noobishness as an excuse, thats my job!


WIFOM
What does that stand for?
Wine In Front Of My face, its a long story....


this game can't go on forever
It was never going to go on forever, but I think rushing a lynch was rather foolish, but good discussion does take time.

I am going to keep my vote on Woads because of anelious phyros's recent activity. Both have seemingly worked together in targeting Quintus, though Woads's analysis was profound, as always. anelious jumped in too quicking in wanting Quintus lynched, all of which seems very very scummy.

Tally
Woads: 3 (Quintus, Sarathos, Andres)
Quintus: 1 (woads&fangs)

[Beefy187]

Night 3

Alive Players 4/10
woad&Fangs
Sarathos
Andres
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly
Caius

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin
pevergreen
Factionheir

Important messege. This is the last chance for town because next night mafia gets 2 kills. Good luck!!

This is the quote from last night. This is only to prove that I placed Caius on the expelled list properly to Sarathos. Stupid Sarathy:smash:

Anyhow ill go type up my finale in my room now so I can avoid people calling me a freak. (Happened yesterday. Hate being a boarder when that happens :wall:)

I wont be long :yes:

[Sarathos]

My apologises Beefy, I was looking at Night 2.

[Beefy187]

and here it is lads. The grand finale of the Giraffe conspiracy


Finale Round
Teacher looked at his class. The class which once had ten students was now reduced to four and another student was about to get expelled. The teacher thought to himself if any of expel punishment could’ve been avoided. Three couldn’t have. The three students who were corrupted with the Giraffeness had to be expelled in order to stop it from spreading any further. However other three. The teacher somehow knew that whoever was spreading this nonsense was working alone. Fact that his students continued being giraffe suggests that the three students the teacher and his students accused is probably innocent. For the sake of those poor children’s, teacher had to end this crisis once and for all.

Woad & Fangs and the teacher confronted in the front of the classroom while Sarathos, Quintus and Andres watching the outcome of this day.
‘Woads’ the teacher said. ‘Please say that you are the one. Please say it was you all along.’
Woads didn’t speak a word. He simply grinned at the teacher and his students.
Suddenly the three giraffed students entered the class room. If someone who knew nothing of the crisis saw this the look of the three students would’ve cracked them up. However for those who knew the orange paint and the black dots they painted themselves in clearly reminded them of Giraffes.
Sarathos, Quintus and Andres clearly looked scared. Since the paint made Shlin, Pever and FH apear a lot stronger then they are.
‘Yes sir. It was me all along.’
It was Woads. He waved his hands. At his commands the three giraffed students jumped on the three survivors. In the midst of screaming and chaos, the teacher saw Woads take out a small object shining bright white from his pocket. The toy he pulled out was so tiny yet so sacred.

Out of admiration the teacher whispered ‘it’s a…’
‘Giraffe?’ Woads replied.
Teacher looked into his eyes and shouted back ‘It’s a Zebra. I don’t allow spreading wrong information in my classroom Mr Woa…’
‘Its amazing how these trivial things can cause chaos & sadness to our lives’ Woads said quietly. ‘Calling this a Giraffe. Why make a big fuss about it?’
‘Because its wrong. It’s a Zebra’
‘Sir. Our ancestors spilt their blood for our freedom from false view. Yet the society doesn’t seem to appreciate the battle and struggle they had to go through. Their sacred battles for truth are no longer remembered by sad human beings. Instead our government oppresses, shuts up the truth by force, propaganda and education. I had to fight sir. I had to spread the good news, I had to spread the truth. I know that not many will understand it. But at least my fellow friends will. And soon the whole world will know what is right and what is wrong. What is Giraffe and what is not Giraffe.’
‘ENOUGH’ shouted the teacher.
The world came back to him. The teacher could now hear the noises surrounding him. The sound of chair clanging on to each other. Sound of ruler fights, sound of glass window breaking. Sound of Pevergreen chanting giraffe to convert Sarathos. Sound of Giraffers’ victorious roar. The teacher saw his classroom slowly changing to orange and he could now see little Giraffe fairies flying around the classroom. World was at its end……………….

Suddenly with the huge shout of ‘CHARGE!!’ his vision turned back to normal. It was those students who he least expected. It was the students who were expelled even though there were no clear evidence of them giraffing others.

‘You lads…’ the teacher whispered.
‘I didn’t come back for you sir.’ Anelious said. ‘I fight for the camels.
‘I fight for CIA’ said LittleGrizzly
‘I fight for the tax company!!’ shouted Caius
Then all three of them turned to the Girafferators who were now clearly outnumbered. Out flanked. Mic screwed from all direction.
Teachers and three reinforcements shouted
‘Today we fight for Zebras! YARGHHHHHH!!’

Three minions of giraffes was instantly captured along with Sarathos who were about to reborn as a girafferator. Realising his defeat Woads exhaustedly smiled at the teacher and asked him.
‘What’s your name?’

It was the question that the teacher was waiting for the whole game lifetime. Alas he finally felt that he is someone of worth and value.

‘My name is Beefy. Mr Beefy’
‘It was good knowing you. You make a perfect rival my man. Now do whatever you wanna do.’

Upon hearing this question Mr Beefy smiled. He ordered his five minions (coz Sarathos got Giraffed somehow..) to drag the captives to the desk. The days were finally about to get back to absolutely normal.
‘Well kids. Today we are learning African animals. E is for Elephant. G is for Gorilla. Z is for…’

Few hours later, Mr Beefy was in the Principals office. Reporting what happened in the past few days.

‘So finally I, Mr Beefy with my classes help managed to capture the villain and taught him the right knowledge.’
‘I should install the sensor sink. I feel that the normal sink will not clean the hands but make it dirty.’
‘This time I made sure that kid does not go around spreading the Giraffism. So be assured sir.’
‘I mean think about it. When you go to toilet you touch the tap right? Then once you washed your hand you have to touch it again. Remember you already touched the tap with your dirty hands. Now its contaminated again. And argh!!’
‘So ill get going then. If you need me ill be at my original classroom.’
Mr Beefy opened the door. It was pointless. He was never going to get pay rise by talking to that loone…
‘Mr Beefy?’
It was the principal. Now finally looking at the triumphed teacher instead of his shining hands.
‘What do you think of the Japans new washing toilet?’

Yup. Mr Beefy charged at the principal and literally mounted the principal smashing his face over and over. At his 68th punch on the face suddenly both Mr Beefy and Principal started laughing. Mr Beefy because he thought of something cool and principal because of extreme pain he is suffering.
‘Japans new washing toilet is great sir’ Mr Beefy answered. ‘I got one at home.’
‘Very well then. Mr Beefy. I was thinking that Gorilla is not really an African original thing. How about you teach em G is for Giraffe from now?’ the principal said.
‘Great idea sir. Don’t forget to up my payments for the next 3 years.’

Mr Beefy felt good. And right now, no matter if the sky fell, if the world turned upside down or if the giraffe dominated the world, he couldn’t care less. Because He was enjoying this very moment. And that was all it mattered to him.

Alive Players 3/10
Sarathos (well... You got Giraffed anyway ^^)
Andres
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly
Caius
Woad&Fangs (Mafia)

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin
pevergreen
Factionheir

TOWNS PEOPLE WINS:thumbsdown:


Hosts comments: :wall: Girafferators lost:wall:

Anyways thank you all for participating in this crazy mad looneys game. Half of my write up would be Gibbrish or garbagerish but thanks for bearing with me. Apologies if anything I did has lead to destruction of mafia or helped the townies. Its a real shame that towns won:clown:

Nah congratulations to the last three who managed to lynch the right guy and round of the applause to Woads for making this far, making the game interesting and all despite the odds were against him.

I would like a special mention of Factionheir. Managing to outwitt me by posting a townie pm a like few minutes before I do.. At that stage I was still sending out my pms :wall:

I hope you all enjoyed my game and I hope I can see you again in other mafia games or my next hosting game Fillet Royale (Or should I say Beef steak mafia with a twist?:yes:)

Thank you all for joining :2thumbsup:and I hope we can get a couple more mafia recruits so I can have my full players next time around.. :sweatdrop:

[Andres]

We won!

~:cheers:

Thanks for hosting, Beefy187 :bow:

[anelious phyros]

Beefy dude you rock! Thanks for hosting.
And thanks for the camel thing, it was beatiful!:bigcry:

[Quintus.JC]

‘I fight for the tax company!!’ shouted Caius


:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Well done to Woad&Fangs for nearly deciving us all. :sweatdrop:
Thanks Sarathos for sticking with Woads when I thought it was actually Andres :2thumbsup:
And a big thank you for Beefy for hosting, we had alot of fun. :bow:

[woad&fangs]

Thanks for hosting Beefy, It was fun:elephant:

I may have lost but I got some valuable end-game experience for the next time I'm a mafioso. :evil:

[Sarathos]

Thanks Beefy for the game, even though I did get giraffed...
Congrats Andres and Quintus for own town win!!!