View Full Version : The Patch Just Came Out!!!
Richard the Slayer
10-26-2002, 04:30
Just Kidding. Heh-Heh.
TomThumbKOP
10-26-2002, 04:32
Thats just wrong.
vyanvotts
10-26-2002, 04:34
ahh dude thats mean
ToranagaSama
10-26-2002, 04:35
Why does this thread remind of idiot kids pulling the fire alarms back in junior high schoo??
Mommmmm, is the .com site up yettttttt???
vyanvotts
10-26-2002, 04:36
this will be definitley closed down ya know
Richard the Slayer
10-26-2002, 04:36
LOL, thats the best fun I've had in awhile. Sorry I just couldnt resist. No I never did pull the fire alarm down in school. Although you've all heard about the boywho cried wolf right?
TomThumbKOP
10-26-2002, 04:36
I don't Think Richie is a .com refugee. Are you?
Nial Black Knee
10-26-2002, 04:40
I think a drawing and quartering is needed here. Someone grab his legs. Damn where is that dull Knife,I had it right here.
vyanvotts
10-26-2002, 04:43
a hot poker up your u know where for that i think
Quote Originally posted by Richard the Slayer:
Just Kidding. Heh-Heh.[/QUOTE]
Two words: "F" You!!!!!!!!!!
Richard the Slayer
10-26-2002, 04:46
*Cowering and Hiding*
ToranagaSama
10-26-2002, 04:50
Quote Originally posted by Richard the Slayer:
LOL, thats the best fun I've had in awhile. Sorry I just couldnt resist. [/QUOTE]
That's the same thing, the kid said as the school guard pulled him outta class to take him to the principal's office, where both the Principal and the Fire Marshal were waiting, and he could see his parents pulling up to the school thru the windown.
Mommmmm, is the .com site up yettttttt???
Richard the Slayer
10-26-2002, 04:53
LOL
t1master
10-26-2002, 05:02
no tora
.com is not up
that's why were here.... http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif
Papa Bear!
10-26-2002, 05:09
I have the suspicion thats his sig, http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif
And, at least they changed .com...
I'm glad to see the news page pseudo updated finally.
TomThumbKOP
10-26-2002, 05:10
At least he has a sig, mine won't work. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/frown.gif
Niccolomachiavelli
10-26-2002, 05:31
Quote Originally posted by Richard the Slayer:
Just Kidding. Heh-Heh.[/QUOTE]
idiot
Rocket_Boy
10-26-2002, 07:34
Hey Solopsist do you mind blocking idiot posts (that get ones hope up)
KardinalSyn
10-26-2002, 07:39
why dont ya just ban that idiot from posting here ever again.
Teach him a lesson.. and others will see that being a moron and posting stuff like that will get ya banned
now thats something worth banning someone for
*brandishes cheap imitation mod sword...*
but then thats all in the fun of a games forum...
'patch released' or 'final release date' or 'demo is up' or 'new screenies here' are merely stock in trade...
shokaku76
10-26-2002, 07:54
Gah!
Pig-stick him, then head soup for everyone!
GAH!
ToranagaSama
10-26-2002, 08:05
Am I the only one who feels like some relatives showed up on our doorstep one day.
They're blood, so you invite them in and say stay awhile, but........
When the .... are they going hommmeeee???? .... it! http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/eek.gif
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Mommmmm, is the .com site up yettttttt???
t1master
10-26-2002, 08:07
tora
no, that's why we're still here, but at least we're family, and not some hooligans that walked in off the street. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
vexatious
10-26-2002, 08:10
please, don't toy with me.
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Subject or Object?
Papa Bear!
10-26-2002, 08:23
I'm actually rather amazed he hasn't been tarred and feather already. (or at least this post hasn't been closed).
The mods here are all over some stuff, I'm sure they'll pounce on this as soon as one of em logs on. (at least I'd hope they do)
If not I'll probably keep logging in, seeing this thread, wondering if the patch is done, then logging out dismayed once more.
solypsist
10-26-2002, 08:38
Name his punishment and it shall be done.
Niccolomachiavelli
10-26-2002, 08:40
A permanent ban would be nice, but extreme. I'd be happy with a 2 week ban from the boards.
If that isnt possible, then maybe replacing his avatar with the word "idiot" in big bold red letters. Kinda like the scarlet word, or some such.
Soly!
I think one of your more famous graphics should more than do the trick!
Perhaps something with a dunce cap would be appropriate. heh heh heh
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Obake
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
BTW,
Whoever came up with the idea of assigning me some Arabian princess as an avatar has a most grisly sense of humor!
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Obake
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Quote Originally posted by solypsist:
Name his punishment and it shall be done.[/QUOTE]
Here's my suggestion!
1) Remove all extremities with a cheese grater, so that just head & torso remain
2) Cauterise wounds with hot tar, and stabilise condition, so that dying of blood loss isn't an issue
3) Smear with jam
4) Leave on an ant hill
NB: It is important that the subject should be kept conscious at all times during this 'operation'.
PS, Can we have piccys of each stage of the process??? http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif
Warning: Kids, do not try this at home!
[This message has been edited by Wart (edited 10-26-2002).]
KardinalSyn
10-26-2002, 09:30
yeah maybe a 2 week ban.. I do like the "Idiot" idea http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif
Katasaki Hirojima
10-26-2002, 09:52
The worse punishment is the one you give yourself. Make him the village idiot!!! He'll never live down this post!!!
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"I maintain none the less that Yin-Yang Dualism can be overcome. With sufficent enlightment, we can give substance to any distinction: Mind without body, north without south, pleasure without pain. Renember, enlightment is a function of will power, not of physical strength."- Shang-ji Yang, essays on mind and matter.
solypsist
10-26-2002, 09:57
Quote If that isnt possible, then maybe replacing his avatar with the word "idiot" in big bold red letters. Kinda like the scarlet word, or some such.
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Coincidentally, the Admins and I have been seriously thinking of an avatar for just such rash users (who, for example, may have gotten themselves temporarily banned); my pick was the word INBRED splashed across their icon, but most likely it will be a pig in armor. Let's see how things transpire.....
BTW, good to see you Obake ole chum! Sorry to hear about the .Com but word is you were doing a great job running the place. Maybe you'll have time to visit your cradle (the OT) more often now.
Gregoshi
10-26-2002, 12:17
"The patch is out...just kidding" That cracks me up everytime. What, we've only had 4 or 5 such posts like this one in the past two weeks. Nothing funnier than an old joke told over and over. Oh man, my sides are still hurting. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
Brand 'em, I say! How about Rodney "no respect!" Dangerfield in armour for the icon?
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Gregoshi
A Member of Clan Doragon
http://www.theelectricchair.com/torture.htm
Lots of ideas.
Papa Bear!
10-26-2002, 12:37
thanks for the approach soly, I'll be glad to see some sort of comedic punishment put forth.
A pig in armor avatar will restore balance to the Force once again... er, (am I in the wrong place again?) I can't avoid cliches, I simply can't.
whine whine!!! you all need some cheese and crackers?
yes i instantly noticed this post and yes i cursed for a moment, but all of you guys getting your panties in a wad just shows how seriously you take this--WAY TOO MUCH!
come on guys its a joke, and while it is old, it got EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US
redrooster
10-26-2002, 13:12
i know of an old ming dynasty torture where you feed him full of rice and then block his mouth and hang him upside down and let him chock in his own vomit.
We're not taking it seriously, we're just infatuated with all aspects of medieval life........ Torture, pillars of shame, etc. We're just that sort of people......
well, i guess you should draw and quarter him for good measure...
Michael the Great
10-26-2002, 15:00
Quote Originally posted by Richard the Slayer:
*Cowering and Hiding*[/QUOTE]
Huuummmmh....Arghhhhh......I shall execute thy...ahhhhh....
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Io,Mihai-Voda,din mila lui Dumnezeu,domn al Tarii Romanesti,Tarii Ardealului si a toata tara Moldovei.
No, let's surround him with love and pepper him with kisses until this difficult time in his life passes. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif
Niccolomachiavelli
10-26-2002, 21:11
Difficult time?
Would that be before or after we force steel spikes through his testicles?
Admin,
Can we leave this thread active so we don't have to open a new one when the patch does come out? http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/smile.gif
I find your suggestions disturbingly extreme.
Punishing someone for such a light good-hearted joke is showing a really troubled mind.
I thought that humor should always be taken lightly and with a smile.
So I suggest that rather being harsh and uncivilized to him, we just laugh at his good joke, and, being thankfull for the good time, grant him with one of our very funny jokes.
I think that the "banned for a month" joke or "flagged as an idiot" trick would perfectly fit the character.
Niccolomachiavelli
10-26-2002, 22:19
A) We are not serious
B) The extreme nature of our (unserious) punishments is meant to convey the extreme disrespect and disguist we have in regard to the original poster for what was a tastless, overdone, unecessary, tactless "joke".
Maybe you're sublimating your own psychological perversions on us, and thats why you find all the suggestions so disturbing.
Its a joke, you have to laugh, remember?
TenkiSoratoti
10-26-2002, 22:25
That just cracks me up so much thanks for that richard the slayer *laughs even more*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, i think thats the first time anyone online has got me laughing out loud.
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"The good fighters of the old first put themselves beyond the possibility of defeat, and then waited for an oppurtunity to defeat the enemy."
Hosakawa Tito
10-26-2002, 22:34
I believe spreading heresy earns one a visit by the Inquisition, and a front row seat at the next public execution, yours. http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif
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Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to go to hell so that they look forward to making the trip.
Boondock Saint
10-26-2002, 22:49
I say we run his dog over, if he doesnt have a dog then his cat, if he doesnt have a cat then his wife, if he doesnt have a wife then a girlfriend, and so on down teh line till we find some one to run over ...
Oh and are u a .com refugee?
Obake was doing a fine job over there only a few times did he have to step in and say something. Obake, any ideas on when .com will be back up?
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Dont blame me for my son stan he saw the damn cartoon and now he's off to join the clan! BLAME CANADA BLAME CANADA!
It seems everythings gone wrong since Canada came along!
.com ref #123321003
Sjakihata
10-26-2002, 23:00
Richard the Slayer...
I thought it was fun http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/biggrin.gif
but you of course realize that the modders will prevent YOU from getting the patch ?
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*bows* - Power to the Sultan!
Clan Seljuk
Richard the Slayer
10-26-2002, 23:30
Wow everybody is taking this gag a little too seriously, I could see murder or theft, but by god pretending the patch is out. Ok I'll take some Medieval punishment but that is all. Just not my hands please dont cut them off! *screaming in agony* "No not the hands!"
Quote Originally posted by Niccolomachiavelli:
A) We are not serious
B) The extreme nature of our (unserious) punishments is meant to convey the extreme disrespect and disguist we have in regard to the original poster for what was a tastless, overdone, unecessary, tactless "joke".
Maybe you're sublimating your own psychological perversions on us, and thats why you find all the suggestions so disturbing.
Its a joke, you have to laugh, remember?[/QUOTE]
Err...
I was actually ironical...
I was pretending to be disturbed...
Perhaps I wrote it in a bad way, but I was suggesting in fact for him to be either banned for a month or flagged as an idiot, but calling this ban/flag a "joke", to show him how WE can have some fun too ^^
(perhaps that your own message was ironical, but I sadly don't masterize enough this language to be able to detect all the subtleties I encounter :/)
Niccolomachiavelli
10-27-2002, 01:02
stupid languages, they mess up everything
Papa Bear!
10-27-2002, 01:13
Quote Originally posted by Postino:
whine whine!!! you all need some cheese and crackers?
yes i instantly noticed this post and yes i cursed for a moment, but all of you guys getting your panties in a wad just shows how seriously you take this--WAY TOO MUCH!
come on guys its a joke, and while it is old, it got EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US
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And it didn't "get" all of us either. I looked at this thread a few times without posting anything because I saw through the ploy and I was suitably disappointed that the conversation in the thread hadn't gotten interesting. Which, I'd wager, is the same reason we're all here. We're just chatting and enjoying ourselves on the forums like we always do, whose panties are all wadded up over this... not ours... we're capable of seeing the fact that this all has an amusement factor in it...
So, if I must retort to your flame, (for some reason I can't resist fights on the org, I never used to have this problem), I'll simply say that you should pause a little more before you get all uppity on us.
In the words of a pure genius, "Check yourself before you wreck yourself"
And if children didn't read this I'd have slightly more flowery things to say, but what it really comes down to is why do you even come here to post if the conversations are over your head and all you can find to say insulting to others? (now this is the part where I get dragged down to someone else's level and beaten with experience?)
Oh well, I know my rebuttal post is longer than the original, and that I've responded more thoroughly to his attitude then he even presented it himself, but oh well, I'm getting tired of the attitude people around here....
I'm never in a thread for over a day before somebody like that shows up trying to poop on our parade.
Papa Bear!
10-27-2002, 01:15
Quote Originally posted by Niccolomachiavelli:
A) We are not serious
B) The extreme nature of our (unserious) punishments is meant to convey the extreme disrespect and disguist we have in regard to the original poster for what was a tastless, overdone, unecessary, tactless "joke".
Maybe you're sublimating your own psychological perversions on us, and thats why you find all the suggestions so disturbing.
Its a joke, you have to laugh, remember?[/QUOTE]
Bah, said so much better than me.
*claps* so s\/c|< it you anti whiner whiners!
Quote Originally posted by solypsist:
Name his punishment and it shall be done.[/QUOTE]
2 weeks http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
TenkiSoratoti
10-27-2002, 05:31
how about you all just shutup and chill with a vodka and coke!
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"The good fighters of the old first put themselves beyond the possibility of defeat, and then waited for an oppurtunity to defeat the enemy."
your round Tenkisoratoti
... http://www.totalwar.org/ubb/wink.gif
Papa Bear!
10-27-2002, 06:33
Quote Originally posted by Richard the Slayer:
Wow everybody is taking this gag a little too seriously, I could see murder or theft, but by god pretending the patch is out. Ok I'll take some Medieval punishment but that is all. Just not my hands please dont cut them off! *screaming in agony* "No not the hands!"[/QUOTE]
All in favor of lopping off the hands?
Aye!
solypsist
10-27-2002, 08:54
....and we mean hands and not just a hand.
expect his next post to made with Talk-N-Type.
closed.
[This message has been edited by solypsist (edited 10-27-2002).]
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