THE EB CORNER

[AlexanderSextus]

Well, the EB Tavern got closed again, so now i'm moving to commission an area of the frontroom as a VIP Area for patrons of the old EB Tavern.

[pevergreen]

Won't stop other people posting in it. :shrug:

Long Live R:TR!

[Rilder]

Woo EB!

Needs some rules though like:

"IF YOU GET OFFENDED BY JOKES AND HUMOUR POSTED ON THE INTERNETS LEAVE NOW"

[||Lz3||]

WHat's up doODs!!!

nice idea ALexander! I hope we get back the regulars... damn it was a shame it was closed again...
<.<


let's consider ourselves as the mafia shall we? :2thumbsup:

PARTY BALLOONS... dont take em :P :balloon3::balloon3::balloon3::medievalcheers:

[Rilder]

/me starts throwing darts at the balloons.

[Csargo]

i r in ur corner, lurkin...

[satalexton]

DEATH TO HUMANITY!!!! xD

[a completely inoffensive name]

I propose that I be elected the bouncer of the new tavern, as I am probably the most hot headed, shown by my posts in the "NSWF area?" thread. For those who elect me, I will buy them one drink of thier choice!

[Csargo]

drinks? I have no idea who you are, but you have promised drinks.

[pevergreen]

I install myself as gamemaster of this thread that has already begun smelling of that spam I talked about earlier.

Good Den.

[Hax]

I'm just going to watch and see..finally, some entertainment.

[Tollheit]

I reckon a hot headed bouncer would not be a good idea. A bouncer should be calm, yet intimidating.

[Hax]

Man, I can't wait till Whacker and Craterus see this.

[CountArach]

Segregationists!

/me runs.

[Che Roriniho]

Salve, Gentlemen.

a Pint of your finest Absinthe, when the bar is open, please.

[Tollheit]

A bottle of your cheapest cider, please.

[Legosoldier]

a can of coke please

[Karo]

So who's the bartender around here;

[General Appo]

*enters Tavern*
Hmmm...
I think we should re-establish our oldest and mot important rule.
First of, no weapons. No killing, no hurting each other, except mentally of course. And usage of claymores will result in immediate bouncing.

Now, let´s see if we can get a nice atmosphere in here. Remember, this is the EB Corner, so any supporters of RTR or the like who go here should expect to have their heads smashed against the bar. Yes, the violence rule doesn´t apply towards non-EB fans. :whip:

Now, let´s rock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frpqfe2tMxo

Bartender, 3 rounds on me to celebrate the opening of this great tavern. Wait, we don´t have a bartender? Crap, where´s Hoah when you need him. Well, I´ll just fill in as bartender until Hoah or someone else arrives to take over.
Orders?

[Che Roriniho]

So who's the bartender around here;

Hooahguy, when someone gets him back.

[Legosoldier]

yes...

were's mah can of Coky Cola?

[Tollheit]

Now, let´s rock.
That is some great stuff :2thumbsup:

[Che Roriniho]

*enters Tavern*
Hmmm...
I think we should re-establish our oldest and mot important rule.
First of, no weapons. No killing, no hurting each other, except mentally of course. And usage of claymores will result in immediate bouncing.

Now, let´s see if we can get a nice atmosphere in here. Remember, this is the EB Corner, so any supporters of RTR or the like who go here should expect to have their heads smashed against the bar. Yes, the violence rule doesn´t apply towards non-EB fans. :whip:

Now, let´s rock. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frpqfe2tMxo

Bartender, 3 rounds on me to celebrate the opening of this great tavern. Wait, we don´t have a bartender? Crap, where´s Hoah when you need him. Well, I´ll just fill in as bartender until Hoah or someone else arrives to take over.
Orders?

It is a great honour for me to implant this Pilum in the wall, and lean appo's stupoured body against it.

All this is now missing is Hooah, and hopefully he'll return!

[Ferret]

I'mah takin over this 'ere thread in the name of Roma Surrectum!

[Tollheit]

What, all by yourself? Good luck, mate.

[CountArach]

I'mah takin over this 'ere thread in the name of Roma Surrectum!
Meh, what the hell? I'm with you!

[General Appo]

Legosoldier, one coke coming right up.


That is some great stuff :2thumbsup:

´Course it is, it´s The Only Band That Matters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9eLeZS9OeY

You a real Clasher? If so, this should make you cry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui95J6mKZCA
If it doesn´t... well, that´s alright.

[General Appo]

Okay guys, please do not push this any further. Start your own RS thread if you want one, I really don´t feel like having a war here, but if you want one, you´ll get one. But please, get the **** out of my thread! I ********* own it!

[CountArach]

Okay guys, please do not push this any further. Start your own RS thread if you want one, I really don´t feel like having a war here, but if you want one, you´ll get one. But please, get the **** out of my thread! I ******* own it!
And this is our Frontroom :wink:

Seriously though, I never played RS.

[Che Roriniho]

Meh, what the hell? I'm with you!

You and whose army?

EB, CHARGE!

FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY!!!!

[CountArach]

Its okay, I have Lorica Segmentata.

[General Appo]

And Gaesatae without the modesty patch!
But, let´s give ´em a chance to get out of here while they still can, I like to stop this war from happening if at all possible.

[Tollheit]

You a real Clasher?
No, but their music brings back fond memories of friends, fun, and other things. Plus, I really like them.

[Lemur]

Gentlemen,

This thread appears to be pure spam, with a heaping helping of obscenity thrown in for good measure. Warnings have been given for the swearing, and I'm going to close the thread for now. If someone would care to explain to me why this isn't a pure spam thread, please PM and I will listen with an open mind.

I remain,

The Lemur


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