What's unconstitutional...

[Devastatin Dave]

List as many things you think is unconstitutional and you win a romantic weekend with me and a rubber chicken...

[Lemur]

Spitting on the sidewalk
Thinking about latex nipples
Wife beating
Dog beating
Egg beating
Saying rude things to the Vice President
Mooning the commander in chief
Mooning the Supreme Court
Mooning the Senate
(Showing your cheeks and browneye to Congress, however, is perfectly Constitutional)
Reading Archie Comics after age five
Convincing her that this is a game "all brothers and sisters play"
Discharging a firearm at the moment of orgasm
Investing your inheritance in corn futures
Buying a Pontiac Aztek of your own free will
Forming an army with the intent of overthrowing the federal government
Contriving to reverse the Louisiana Purchase
Making Scientology the State Religion and appointing Tom Cruise the Secretary of Thetans
Promulgating any law that changes the value of Pi
Anything involving silly walks
Harvesting your fellow citizens for food, even if you call it "Soylent Green"
Naming ferret legging as "the uniquely American sport"
Dancing to the disco classic "Hot Stuff"
Lederhosen
Wienerschnitzel
Schadenfreude
Lebensraum
Farfegnugen
Weltanschung
Emo eyeliner

[Ronin]

List as many things you think is unconstitutional and you win a romantic weekend with me and a rubber chicken...

I give...I´m prepared to accept as unconstitutional any thing Strike For The South wants....just make it stop!!!! :wall::laugh4:

[CountArach]

Making threads about the unconstitutionality of various things is unconstitutional.

[KarlXII]

Texas.

[Devastatin Dave]

So far Lemurs in the lead, buck up fellas, a world of deviant excess awaits you, me, and my rubber chicken...

[Csargo]

Everything apparently.

[Gregoshi]

A rubber chicken Dave? I'm glad to see you are into safe sex.

[Incongruous]

American accents, I mean did the revolutionary leaders even have them? If not they should be made illegal.