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iberus_generalis
09-05-2008, 02:36
Lusitani, a friend of my pointed me to a site he said was full of win.i said ok, let it come, and i was blasted to bits by the sheer awesomeness of it, in a really negative way!!! its so bad and so full of bull dong its actually funny, in a retarded kind of way.
http://aceltrebopala.home.sapo.pt/index3.html

Visit this site, and read the lot of bull these dudes put up on the web passing as historic, in hopes of substantiating an unexistant Pan-Iberic Culture dominated by the Lusotannan. its full of such big utter wishful thinking, historical fantasy, and make believe kingdoms of the Lusotannan as far as 111111 bilion years ago, its almost funny. Me and a friend of mine have been laughing our asses off at these dudes site.
Besides being utterly ignorant, although trying to pass an idea of respectable education, they are by subtle means trying to pass a neo-racist idea that we portuguese of the modern day are 100% descendants of the once Prosper and powerfull pan-iberic society we now call the lusotannan.... simply amusing and utterly useless information that makes us laugh so hard we cant breath.

They even claim not only to have a functional Lusotannan language, which they speak among themselves(which we portuguese haven't even heard of, i know cuz im in a zone, suposadly by the site, talks it), they also have maps which i like to call, guides to lord of the rings town, and the pool of awesome, where thy say the Ligures, atlanteans, and all the tribes unrelated to the Iberian Peninsula were suposed to have lived. i wonder where the Little poneys, and the barbie tribes are....gonna have to ask them...

Simply awesome how far human stupidity and ignorance disguised as historical sites can go in their quest to alter the vision of history less informed people have.

Just Check the site and HAve a blast laughing at how far things go when history goes wild in the minds of pubescent nerds:
http://aceltrebopala.home.sapo.pt/index3.html :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::lau gh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

My favorite quote from the said site regards a really intricate chronology about the Lusotannan Origin and genesis...


12,000 B.C. Aurignacians, the ancestors of the Iberians, develop their culture.

10,000 B.C. A lost tribe from Atlantis arrives to Iberian peninsula.

8,498 B.C. Destruction of the Atlantean Civilization, by its own citizens.

8,000 B.C. Mesollithic; First influx of Iberian peoples from a Berber branch arrives to Iberia from the North of Africa.

3,100 B.C. Stone Age; Development of Religion. (as if the Lusitanians Invented the concept of worshiping trasnparent non-existing enteties...


and in the subsquent lines a colonization, by indo greeks, indo europeans, indo asians, indo africans, indo indians, indo slaves, indo americans, indo eskimos, and all the indo bullsh** you can imagine.
while we had indo cultures colonizing the region, i reckon they over did the indo word use a lot.....

seriously what steps can we undertake to take such a biased site down which is so full of lies that i could vote on him for president and even prime minister?
i've tryed to find a comentaries section, but its cleverly non existant....Damn i wanted to raise the place to the ground so bad.....

russia almighty
09-05-2008, 02:50
...I thought for a second you were talking about EB.


I was like "mods, you better not only ban him, but fry his PC and steal all of his personal info too."

Aemilius Paulus
09-05-2008, 02:53
I just visited the site. It's hilarious!!!!!

You know, in the very beginning, the website does actually seem like a legitimate historical site. I could just imagine some dumb middle/high school kid going there, hoping to plagiarise the info so he/she could turn in that history project that's due tomorrow!!!:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Aemilius Paulus
09-05-2008, 02:57
Darn, russia almighty just beat me to the first reply! I was just typing mine as you posted. You don't happen to be a fellow Russian eh? I'm from Novgorod by the way, although I currently live in US, as my profile suggests.

iberus_generalis
09-05-2008, 02:57
...I thought for a second you were talking about EB.


I was like "mods, you better not only ban him, but fry his PC and steal all of his personal info too."

do you think? im one of the most devoted EB players you'll find. the old forumers around here should recognize me=) been playing EB since the first public beta, and i still cant get enough of it=)
to me there is EB, and then all other games!

Lusitani
09-05-2008, 03:03
We descend from Atleanteans....so behave or we will use our powers on you lot!!! :juggle2::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

iberus_generalis
09-05-2008, 03:04
yeah! Laser rays coming out of our eye sockets, and lightning bolts from our behinds:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Vorian
09-05-2008, 05:09
Amazing example of psychotic delusional nationalism.....and they only claim 70% of Portugal. Priceless.

phoenixemperor
09-05-2008, 05:23
I think some of my brain cells committed suicide after viewing that.

a completely inoffensive name
09-05-2008, 07:12
I am predicting this thread will be stomped on by the Foot. (That's my new term for locked by Foot.)

Tartaros
09-05-2008, 07:49
year, this site is funny
they forgotten any reference...
but they´re probably in atlantis now

Moros
09-05-2008, 08:03
Gah!

Foot
09-05-2008, 08:28
die, die now. Thread is so nothing to do with us. There are tonnes of stuff like this on the internet, its what the internet is for.

Foot