How about some Shaolin Monks?

[flamingcookbook]

you could stick some shalin monks in northern india.

they could have telekinetic powers, like throw back opponents, but only at higher levels of experience. Also they can levitate over opponents to outflank them?

:yes:

[Cbvani]

Precisely what are you smoking? I'm going to assume you know what EB is about (Mad, Mad, Mad historical accuracy) so why are you asking this?

[Tellos Athenaios]

Right, shall we cut to the chase and discuss what features of EB you didn't like?

EDIT: I've seen some complaints lately, one of which I think was in your earlier thread. So if this is to raise a serious argument under the cover of an entirely OT thing; please respond to the question; and make your actual point. I don't really believe you want Shaolin monks after all. But if this is just to annoy people; meh.

[Thaatu]

Hey, sarcasm always works.


Except as an alias...

No offence. :beam:

[Zeibek]

This is the kind of parody that cannot be distinguished from a genuine wish, since there are actually people who'd like a feature like that. It might not be exactly Poe's Law since we're not dealing with fundamentalism, but it's certainly very close to that.

I'd say its a troll.

[Foot]

Right, flamingcookbook, you are on notice and this thread is closed.

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