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Mikeus Caesar
10-10-2008, 13:22
I have met a woman. We are deeply in love. This hasn't happened to me for years.
Uncork the champagne.
:balloon2:
Kekvit Irae
10-10-2008, 13:30
How much did she cost? :tongueg:
Mikeus Caesar
10-10-2008, 13:32
How much did she cost? :tongueg:
$25 in some seedy flat down an alleyway.
:clown:
But in all seriousness, it's about time this happened. I've been wanting a relationship for quite a while, and suddenly one has dropped into my lap. Not literally. Well, not yet anyway...
Alexanderofmacedon
10-10-2008, 13:40
Mikeus Caesar,
I do believe you deserve this. I vaguely recall you having some problems a while ago, and this is exactly what you need. Don't let her break your heart, though.
:2thumbsup:
pevergreen
10-10-2008, 13:44
My only advice: Keep it truthful.
Lack of trust has destroyed mine. Well not so much that as both of us lieing about stuff. Then telling the other now that we arent together.
Regardless: Well done! As I would say before partaking in DotA: gl hf etc
I guess you will have to find something else to be depressed about :balloon2:
Congra-something.
I mean come back when you have a contract. :inquisitive:
I've been waiting 23 years now but nothing dropped into my lap yet, except some ice cream, so stop complaining and keep smiling I mean uhm, have fun, good behaviour and...something. :dizzy2:
Mikeus Caesar
10-10-2008, 14:45
Danke to all.
Somehow, i doubt i'm going to find something to be depressed about again for a very long time. I was already on a natural high (my yearly suicide attempt/cry for help was a month or so back, i feel better after that) and now for this to happen...and i had an interview for a new job today as well, the guy said that barring extraordinary circumstances (i.e antimiracle) i've pretty much got the job.
Best. Day. Ever.
Good to hear you're doing great :2thumbsup:
And thanks for sharing your happiness, it brightens up our day as well :bow:
Mikeus Caesar
10-10-2008, 15:39
And not only does it brighten your day, but it can give you all hope - if a hopeless clutz like me who sits inside all day browsing 4chan can get a girlfriend, then anyone can.
Except morbidly obese wife-beaters with downs syndrome...
I am happy for you. :bow:
And not only does it brighten your day, but it can give you all hope - if a hopeless clutz like me who sits inside all day browsing 4chan can get a girlfriend, then anyone can.
Except morbidly obese wife-beaters with downs syndrome...
Congrats man. I'm glad you have found life worth living. I wish you the best of luck.
LittleGrizzly
10-10-2008, 16:33
And not only does it brighten your day, but it can give you all hope - if a hopeless clutz like me who sits inside all day browsing 4chan can get a girlfriend, then anyone can.
Except morbidly obese wife-beaters with downs syndrome...
To bring my hopes up so much and then to dash them again all in one post :drama1:
the whole girlfriend dropping into the lap can be a long waiting game.... im at 5 years since the last decent one dropped in.... so congrats and i hope it goes well...
Gregoshi
10-10-2008, 16:41
And there was much rejoicing!
Veho Nex
10-10-2008, 16:47
Except morbidly obese wife-beaters with downs syndrome...
Damn... that counts me out.:sweatdrop:
Strike For The South
10-10-2008, 17:09
This calls for alcohol!
Outstanding news, man. ~:cheers:
Kekvit Irae
10-10-2008, 18:13
browsing 4chan can get a girlfriend
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Mithrandir
10-10-2008, 18:17
Post some babe-thread worth pictures of her and I'll open a bottle of the finest camelmilk...with bubbles.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
10-10-2008, 19:48
I have met a woman. We are deeply in love. This hasn't happened to me for years.
Uncork the champagne.
:balloon2:
Give Her Some Cashews And Milk Now :clown::egypt:
ICantSpellDawg
10-10-2008, 20:45
The only advice I can give you:
Lie to her at least 6 times a day, never look her in the eye, and eventually run a way with the milk maid after bankrupting her.
I hope that helps in some small way.
I'll give you two camels and a goat for her.
Yoyoma1910
10-10-2008, 21:52
if a hopeless clutz like me who sits inside all day browsing 4chan can get a girlfriend, then anyone can.
That's no place to learn about love, kid. I would meander into other regions of the real and theortical world, were I you. Unless this "girl" is actually a barn animal. Then again, as the Tiroleans says, there are no laws on the mountain, right?
Reverend Joe
10-10-2008, 23:29
Congratulations. I mean it, man, you need and deserve all that.
And Kekvit...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
What?! :confused:
Mikeus Caesar
10-11-2008, 01:52
And Kekvit...
What?! :confused:
Pronounce it like a lowercase 'F', but make it a constant sound. That is the sound of impending anger. Fear it.
But yes, once again, thank you to all. I'm immediately regretting this...constant texting to her is going to cost me a lot of money...
Kekvit Irae
10-11-2008, 03:04
And Kekvit...
What?! :confused:
As Mikeus said, it's the sound of a long and drawn out four letter word. It's a popular meme now on eBaums.
And for Mikeus: Never change. If a girl wants you to change who you are, then they only love you for who they want to perceive you as, rather than who you really are. That's the best advice I can give.
seireikhaan
10-11-2008, 03:30
~:cheers:
Hope it doesn't burn too quickly. :devilish:
a completely inoffensive name
10-12-2008, 08:11
My only advice: Keep it truthful.
False, all relationships are based on lies. Want proof? Every girl I have told this to has broken up with me, if I had lied and said honesty is the best course I would still be in a relationship right now.
(Sarcasm)
Megas Methuselah
10-12-2008, 10:27
If a girl wants you to change who you are, then they only love you for who they want to perceive you as, rather than who you really are. That's the best advice I can give.
I love you!! Lol, but in all seriousness, this one girl wanted me to cut my hair(no... I mean, no way), and the last one didn't like my cologne(everyone else compliments me on it, what the!?).
Anyways, congratz, Mikeus. Remember this always: Where there's life, there's hope.
Never surrender your life. It's the most precious gift you can ever receive.
Be at peace, friend,
Fear not the fall of night.
'Tis but a short, short journey,
Before we reach the light.
:2thumbsup:
I think it depends on the change, if someone asks you to stop smoking for example then I'd say it's simply time to realize your own stupidity and go along with the request of your loved one. :mellow: ~;)
edyzmedieval
10-12-2008, 12:26
And not only does it brighten your day, but it can give you all hope - if a hopeless clutz like me who sits inside all day browsing 4chan can get a girlfriend, then anyone can.
Except morbidly obese wife-beaters with downs syndrome...
Thank you Mikeus. :bow:
Glad you're happy brother. Enjoy yourself. :yes:
CountArach
10-12-2008, 12:51
Grats Mikeus! :balloon:
King Henry V
10-12-2008, 17:23
Nice to see things going right for you, just as things here have gone "pooof". The way of the world, I guess.
Hooahguy
10-12-2008, 22:46
congrats! speaking of relationships.... im having some problems myself.... :sad:
but happy for you!
And not only does it brighten your day, but it can give you all hope - if a hopeless clutz like me who sits inside all day browsing 4chan can get a girlfriend, then anyone can.
Except morbidly obese wife-beaters with downs syndrome...
Thanks for the moral support but now she's taken :beam:
Nice to know someone is enjoying their relationship.
Congrats,
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Yeap, just got back to org for awhile ^^ and I can't believe I still remember my password...
Congrats. :thumbsup: :balloon2:
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