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Strike For The South
10-16-2008, 18:25
Why do people assume Jesus, if he were alive today would enjoy the sticky icky?
Why as a white Protestant male in America do I feel underrepresented in the power elite?
Why are women so soft yet so very prickly?
Why do I get so many nosebleeds?
Why does my chin-beard grow faster than anything else?
What keeps you up at night?
Tribesman
10-16-2008, 18:28
What keeps you up at night?
Sex .
Strike For The South
10-16-2008, 18:28
Sex .
That was good I mean tribesey has had some good ones before but this time it was really good!
CrossLOPER
10-16-2008, 18:29
Why does my chin-beard grow faster than anything else?
You are destined to be a basement-dweller.
Worries usually, or my cat who just can't come to terms with the fact that he is 12 by now. Did it move? CHARGE!! Anywhere anytime whatever it might be. Even when having sex which can be quite hilarious and sometimes quite painful. I mean the cat charging.
Koga No Goshi
10-16-2008, 19:13
What the heck is sticky icky?? :help: I MUST KNOW.
Strike For The South
10-16-2008, 19:18
What the heck is sticky icky?? :help: I MUST KNOW.
Wow A texan who knows more about weed than a Californian.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sticky%20icky%20icky
Koga No Goshi
10-16-2008, 19:25
Wow A texan who knows more about weed than a Californian.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sticky%20icky%20icky
I went to Berkeley and never used illegal drugs. I Phail as a stereotype. I have a very vivid imagination, so I was picturing Jesus having sex with a coldstone ice cream or something.
That's what I do when I am stoned anyhow.
Koga No Goshi
10-16-2008, 19:29
That's what I do when I am stoned anyhow.
hehehehehe.
Strike For The South
10-16-2008, 19:32
I went to Berkeley and never used illegal drugs. I Phail as a stereotype. I have a very vivid imagination, so I was picturing Jesus having sex with a coldstone ice cream or something.
weaksuace
Koga No Goshi
10-16-2008, 19:38
weaksuace
You roflcopter (http://www.rofl.name/roflcopter/) from the Texan Air National Guard!
LittleGrizzly
10-16-2008, 21:17
Why do people assume Jesus, if he were alive today would enjoy the sticky icky?
Its the long hair, the white jesus i have see kinda looks like a hippy.... and hippys kinda like sticky icky.... so thus the conclusion is born that jesus must kinda like sticky icky...
What keeps you up at night?
Ironically enough the times i have to get up early, its the fact i have to get up early that makes it harder to get to sleep.... trying to hard probably...
That and daydreaming about my greatest dreams coming true or resigning myself to nothing changing and trying to accept the fact
And apart from all that crap i basically have a mental play through of my day going through various arguments and good points i could have made the time.... or some funny quick remark i could have made
Usually by the time im done with all that all i can think is how i would like a cigerette... its amazing i get any sleep at all i swear...
Why do people assume Jesus, if he were alive today would enjoy the sticky icky?
He was for peace and love. If you have ever smoked grass, I'm sure you can understand this.
Why as a white Protestant male in America do I feel underrepresented in the power elite?
political correctness.
Why are women so soft yet so very prickly?
To lull you into a false sense of security.
Why do I get so many nosebleeds?
Dry nose or too much coke
Why does my chin-beard grow faster than anything else?
Gentics
I have a similar question: Why can't a I grow a mustache, but if I don't shave for a week, people ask me if I'm growing my winter beard.
What keeps you up at night?
Grades, Women, Future Job Worries,
Rhyfelwyr
10-16-2008, 22:56
What keeps you up at night?
Ironically enough the times i have to get up early, its the fact i have to get up early that makes it harder to get to sleep.... trying to hard probably...
I get that all the time when I have exams early in the next morning. I think, OK, I'll go to sleep early and be fresh in the morning. But when you actually try to get to sleep and concentrate on it then your brain seems to stay more active and you just can't drift off. Very annoying...
KukriKhan
10-17-2008, 05:19
The Things That Keep Me Up At Night
Racoons.
That tenth beer.
Wondering why we developed 8 fingers and opposable thumbs vs 3 fingers and a 'gripper'.
Yanno. The usual.
That drunk Irishman looking inside my window.
AlexanderSextus
10-17-2008, 06:17
Why do people assume Jesus, if he were alive today would enjoy the sticky icky?
um...maybe because he put it here?!?! obviously if he put it here he knew what he was doing when he put all the THC in it, and he knew we were gonna smoke it. Soooo, ergo if we would smoke it so would he.
CountArach
10-17-2008, 07:17
What keeps you up at night?
Governments right accross the world are oppressing their citizens.
I can't do anything about it.
Mikeus Caesar
10-17-2008, 07:17
Just a few of the things that keep me awake at night...
My dwindling supply of money
Whether i'll get that new job i'm going to be interviewed for
The strange pain in the right side of my chest
The temperature of my room
AlexanderSextus
10-17-2008, 08:10
Governments right accross the world are oppressing their citizens.
I can't do anything about it.
co-sign.:yes:
here's a balloon.:balloon2:
Ja'chyra
10-17-2008, 08:22
What could've been. :shame:
Koga No Goshi
10-17-2008, 09:04
Governments right accross the world are oppressing their citizens.
I can't do anything about it.
Triple signed. :egypt: As ruler of Egypt, I give this man noble status.
SwordsMaster
10-17-2008, 10:48
A drunk irishman having sex next door.:inquisitive: I'm looking at you tribesy.
Room temperature, gambling and losing, gambling and winning...
seireikhaan
10-17-2008, 11:26
What keeps me up at night?
Wimin.
Nincompoops in government.
Religion.
Financial stuff.
EDIT: And right now, its some damn essay that's worth 20% of my anthropology grade...
Kadagar_AV
10-17-2008, 11:37
"Just gonna check the org oooone more time"
Kongamato
10-17-2008, 11:45
Ideas for stories and games
What being dead must be like
InsaneApache
10-17-2008, 11:54
Where Left-Wing Berkeley Liberal keeps his stash.
Hosakawa Tito
10-17-2008, 11:56
I'm an early riser, 5am, and generally sleep like a baby. There is no profit in worrying over things one has no control over so, I don't.~:wacko: >Sing it Bobby< (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjnvSQuv-H4)
pevergreen
10-17-2008, 13:14
What keeps me up?
Not being tired.
Also the mental picture of the girl I loved making out and dancing with a guy. Its like 2 frames. And only one of the three guys.
TevashSzat
10-17-2008, 16:03
What keeps me up at night?
school stuff....and OSL Round of 8 Games 3s (GGPlay v Flash anyone?)
Why as a white Protestant male in America do I feel underrepresented in the power elite?
I would imagine that white protestant males account for what, 30% of the US population? And probably about 70% in the highest political and economic circles - how is that underrepresented?
Insomnia.
Assignments.
Drink.
Hooahguy
10-20-2008, 17:03
all night games of Company of Heroes (multiplayer) for me
Strike For The South
10-20-2008, 17:27
I would imagine that white protestant males account for what, 30% of the US population? And probably about 70% in the highest political and economic circles - how is that underrepresented?
Joke....haha
looking for porn...
ups...did I say that out loud??
Koga No Goshi
10-20-2008, 17:31
Not wanting to go to work the next day.
seems like a complaint thread, couldnt it be renamed to things that p*ss you off, while were on the matter i could make a list of 100....
Tristuskhan
10-20-2008, 20:46
Weed shortage.
yesdachi
10-20-2008, 21:29
I would imagine that white protestant males account for what, 30% of the US population? And probably about 70% in the highest political and economic circles - how is that underrepresented?
IMO Most politicians know they have whity’s vote, right down party lines, but it’s the minorities they pander to because they need their swing votes.
yesdachi
10-20-2008, 21:31
What could've been. :shame:
What is yet to be. :smug:
Koga No Goshi
10-20-2008, 21:48
Oh I forgot one.
ANDRES' AVATAR
Holy crap, scariest thing on the entire forum. If you are in your bedroom at night after work, with no lights on, and bam, Andres posted in the thread, talk about breaking your neck tripping over your chair hurrying to turn the lights on..
The economy.
My job.
My wife's snoring.
Addictive video games.
Wondering if I'll ever get total feeling back in my right thumb.
Guildenstern
10-20-2008, 22:26
The Future.
Tristuskhan
10-21-2008, 03:07
I'm on strike tomorow, and I can't sleep. Demonstrations make me nervous.
Gaius Scribonius Curio
10-21-2008, 10:31
Something that happened to me in Melbourne that I really don't want to talk about...
Worrying about life...
Worrying that all the lies I've told in my life will come back to haunt me like they do in movies and TV and books and stuff...
The fact that I am so insignificant when it comes to affecting anything...
What CA said...
Wondering why I'm such a failure at life, and how people still seem to think I'm awesome (they must be lying...)...
And on that happy note...
Good Night!
Wondering what the hell I am going to do with my life when I graduate in two years time, given that the economy will have fallen to bits leaving no jobs in the "real" world, while at the same the research councils are cutting back on the already hard to get postdoctoral positions.
Back to stacking shelves in the supermarket I suppose. At least I can insist that they use the title "Dr." on my namebadge.
IMO Most politicians know they have whity’s vote, right down party lines, but it’s the minorities they pander to because they need their swing votes.
One day americans will look back at the past and think "wasn't it funny that they used to always assume it was fundamentally a white protestant country".
Louis VI the Fat
10-21-2008, 14:07
Things that keep me up at night:
Frenchmen on strike.
Worrying if Sarko will send in enough men to beat Tristuskhan back to his work.
Things that keep me up at night:
Frenchmen on strike.
But..striking.......french.........of course not. And anyway, France has a wonderful position being one of the only complete national self-sufficient economies that was pretty good a move. But we just got belgium and iceland but what to to with them.
Strike For The South
10-21-2008, 18:24
One day americans will look back at the past and think "wasn't it funny that they used to always assume it was fundamentally a white protestant country".
It was a joke. :juggle2:
Koga No Goshi
10-21-2008, 18:56
It was a joke. :juggle2:
Even I knew Strike was joking. And I'm like, King Liberal.
Tristuskhan
10-21-2008, 20:49
Things that keep me up at night:
Frenchmen on strike.
Worrying if Sarko will send in enough men to beat Tristuskhan back to his work.
Well he sent hackers to break the link to the local TV news, at least. i'll post the link once it becomes valid.
And no, the cops usually hesitate before beating men in uniforms, and forest workers are not really pussicats.... Moreover the first chicken who came was... my brother-in-law!
But figure it, the demonstration was successful: today's wood sales was postponed and our manager's panicked stares was worth losing two days of wages!
Edit: link: http://jt.france3.fr/regions/popup.php?id=c25a_1214part1
I hope the next one will be in Paris, in defense of the Forest!!
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