View Full Version : Your number one worst Halloween candy
Hosakawa Tito
10-23-2008, 10:33
Gotta be candy corn for me. The fruitcake of Halloween.
And what's with Fun-Sized? Since when is one bite fun? Portion control doesn't need to start this young.
Candy. Corn.
Corn that is also candy. Wow.. that must be great.
:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:
I never tasted candy corn...but listening to Lewis Black standup bit about it I gotta to with it.
anything that generates that kind of anger has to be truly horrible :laugh4:
seireikhaan
10-23-2008, 14:46
Candy corn. I cannot imagine what coerced someone into thinking that was possibly a good idea. Easily the worst-tasting candy ever invented.
Mikeus Caesar
10-23-2008, 14:46
I could do 'number one worst sweet food' (i abhore that word candy) but as for halloween? Bah, American capitalist piffle.
Yoyoma1910
10-23-2008, 14:50
In my best John Wayne.
I never liked them raisins.
They seem like a pinko-commie food to me.
Halloween or any other time, pilgrim.
Sasaki Kojiro
10-23-2008, 15:07
I always hated getting apples or nickels. Old people! :wall:
Yoyoma1910
10-23-2008, 15:34
I always hated getting apples or nickels. Old people! :wall:
How do you eat a nickle? Pennies yes, but nickles?
I like candy corn, as long as it's fresh.
:creep:
Veho Nex
10-23-2008, 15:43
I hated getting the runt of the litter in candy, it was always oblonged,
Rhyfelwyr
10-23-2008, 16:24
Wow I don't have a clue of what any of those sweets are.
Fresh candy corn is not bad, as long as it's the white/orange/yellow type and not the white/orange/brown variety. Old candy corn (and you can never tell the difference just by looking) is nasty.
Fruit of any kind is justification for TP decoration. ~D
Hooahguy
10-23-2008, 20:12
he. i dont celebrate halloween!
Samurai Waki
10-23-2008, 23:22
Candy Corn is awful, truly the worst candy ever invented it... Just the moment you bite into it... some weirdish taste that suddenly turns from slight sugary to overwhelmingly sugary and you're taste buds reject it to the point that you're tongue automatically rejects the overpowering sweetness from your mouth.
Wow I don't have a clue of what any of those sweets are.
No, I doubt they're British.
Lord Winter
10-24-2008, 00:11
Is candy corn really bad enough to be beat out rasins and apples?:gah:
There not that bad.
Are they.... :hide:
woad&fangs
10-24-2008, 00:16
I happen to like candy corn. Swedish Fish on the other hand are disgusting. Not only are they disgusting but once I've had one I crave more and more and more of the disgusting little fish. :sick:
Hosakawa Tito
10-24-2008, 00:19
Wow I don't have a clue of what any of those sweets are.
Here's a visual aid for some:
candy corn
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/candycorn.jpg
dum dum lollipops
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/dumdum.jpg
tootsie rolls
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/tootsie.jpg
Yoyoma1910
10-24-2008, 00:29
MMMMMM........ those images are flavored too!!!!!!!
Give em a lick!
MMMMMM........ those images are flavored too!!!!!!!
Give em a lick!
LIEZ!!! I licked the pics and they taste nothing like candy! :help:
Proletariat
10-24-2008, 02:30
Candy corn sucks. It's horrible, and perfectly described in the OP because fruit cake also really, really sucks.
Not much of a candy fan in general, but if the only candy handed out was Snickers, Skittles and Nerds, I'd be suiting up every year no matter how old I got.
TevashSzat
10-24-2008, 03:10
Apples for me.....seriously, its Halloween, you can eat healthy another day...
Damn, I like candy corn, a lot of hate against it. Apples and raisins aren't even candy yet you guys put down candy corn.
Think my favorite would be Reeses Pieces.
Apples and raisins. That isn't even candy. I promptly ask those who give me an apple to go and die.
Reverend Joe
10-24-2008, 05:08
I like candy corn, thank y'all.
Tootsie roll hits the bottom for me. Chewing on a tootsie roll is like chewing on chocolate flavored caulk. I keep thinking I should be using it to seal up a window instead of eating it.
Yoyoma1910
10-24-2008, 14:07
LIEZ!!! I licked the pics and they taste nothing like candy!
No, they taste like old candy corn, just as you see in the first picture. Wasn't it delicious? Mmmmmmm. Me no LI-EEZ!!!
I'm surprised there wasn't a choice for "Apples with razor blades," or "poisoned homemade candy," like the urban legends and our parents always warned us about. "Only take candy that's prerapped, there's crazies and rapists everywhere!!!!"
LittleGrizzly
10-24-2008, 18:29
Anything fun sized!
Whoever told you size doesn't matter lied! the bigger the choclate bar the more choclate you eat the happier you are! (short term) Fun sized should mean its bigger not smaller!
Northnovas
10-24-2008, 18:40
Besides the candy corn anything home made and you didn't know the people. It all got thrown out! I thought it would get better over time but when you check the kid's candy today there is a lot of crap. Like sugar cookies from the package no wrapping.
King Jan III Sobieski
10-25-2008, 20:32
Don't get me wrong - I like Tootsie Rolls - but when you get several dozen in your bag...well, chances are likely you'll still have some left over next Halloween. I liked getting the big candy bars, of course! :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
Although I enjoy eating the occasional handful, raisins suck as candy. And like a couple others here, I actually like candy corn (so long as it's not old and stale). ~;p
MerlinusCDXX
10-31-2008, 11:00
Although I enjoy eating the occasional handful, raisins suck as candy. And like a couple others here, I actually like candy corn (so long as it's not old and stale). ~;p
you've had candy corn that isn't old and stale???:inquisitive::inquisitive:
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