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Kekvit Irae
11-05-2008, 12:23
Since we have a cutscene thread, I thought it would be appropriate for a favorite gaming quotes thread. They can be iconic, zany, or just plain memorable.
My picks:
"War. War never changes."
-Fallout series
"You're Winner!"
-Big Rigs (best game EVAR)
"You ok, lady?"
-The Ring
"You spoony bard!"
-Final Fantasy IV
"Look, Mother... Sisters... he-he-he... I'm peeing... peeing..."
-Sagara Family :sweatdrop:
pevergreen
11-05-2008, 12:38
"I'm not that kind of Orc!" - Warcraft 2
"To the east...Always...to the east." - Diablo 2
I shall refrain from posting anymore from those series, so...I'm out for a while until I remember older games anyway.
CountArach
11-05-2008, 12:53
"I fight for my friends"
Soul Calibur
pevergreen
11-05-2008, 13:08
"I shall earn the favour of the gods, through the blood of the weaklings" - Warhammer: Mark of Chaos.
"I feed on the blood of the innocent" - Dawn of War (I think)
Quirinus
11-05-2008, 14:27
"SANITY is for the weak!" -- Chaos unit (not sure which), Dawn of War
"Is it just me, or are the Rodians kinda creepy?" -- random merc, Jedi Academy
"I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, the Imperial Legion Compound and the Temple all on the same night! waitaminuteletmedothatoneagain " -- random Altmer woman, TES: Oblivion
"I ran into some mudcrabs the other day...." -- every third NPC, TES: Oblivion
Just some that immediately popped to mind. I remember being quite amused by that soldier who got possessed in Hellgate: London as well, when he gets possessed by the mad demon thing in midsentence. Something along the lines of "Ooh, I feel like RAPING THE SOULS OF THE ASHES OF CHILDREN" or something in the same vein. Don't have the game anymore, and can't find it on YouTube, anyone remember it?
Few good ones,
Every conversation in No One Lives Forever, especially the assumed correlation between criminal behaviour and beer consumption.
It's time to kick *peep* and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum. -Duke Nuke'em
I am taking it like a gnat in a hailstorm! -Silent Storm (hilarious game)
One part in Warcraft III I'll always remember. A friend and I were playing the campaign for Reign of Chaos, and we were talking about Pedophiles, and we finish a level with Kel Thu'zad in it, and he promptly says, "Hello, again my children."
Kekvit Irae
11-05-2008, 14:51
One part in Warcraft III I'll always remember. A friend and I were playing the campaign for Reign of Chaos, and we were talking about Pedophiles, and we finish a level with Kel Thu'zad in it, and he promptly says, "Hello, again my children."
:gring:
CrossLOPER
11-05-2008, 15:27
"Now the humans will think twice before h4xx0ring our 1337 tech!!!"
I'm pretty sure only a handful of people will know where this is from.
Ramses II CP
11-05-2008, 15:49
All from Portal:
"Remember, the Aperture Science ‘Bring Your Daughter to Work Day’ is the perfect time to have her tested."
"Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, 8 out of 10 Aperture Science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain."
"That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."
Man, how can I be the first one to pull a Portal quote?
:egypt:
From the Witcher :
He did rather well, for a human.
(Geralt, in the 'knight in the sewers' flashback)
I'm surprised no one picked GTA San Andreas yet;
(These are the ones I love most, but if there is a game crammed with quotable stuff this is it!)
Oh, no, man. Two lies don't cancel each other out. You know that. We pay them to lie to us. Is that what our founding fathers wanted? No more, friend. No more. We're not alone.
Carl, chill the Batman out, man. You're killing my vibe.
You know how many government satellites are watching any citizen at any moment? Twenty-three. Do you know how many religious relics are kept at the Pentagon? Twenty-three. You see a pattern emerging here man?
The Truth
You know what, Carl, you are a kind and resourceful idiot. Your whole life you've wanted something for nothing. Now you've got something, and you don't know what to do with it. Well, make it good enough. We'll help, right?
Kendl
Sometimes it means doing cocaine that you ain't proud of, because you're strong enough and smart enough to understand the bigger picture.
Eddie Pulaski
This history. It's all lies. It says Hitler killed himself and that we nuked Japan. And people believe this Scientology. Jesus. Well, if it makes them sleep better at night, I guess.
Toreno
Quirinus
11-05-2008, 16:04
One part in Warcraft III I'll always remember. A friend and I were playing the campaign for Reign of Chaos, and we were talking about Pedophiles, and we finish a level with Kel Thu'zad in it, and he promptly says, "Hello, again my children."
Oh yeah, one of my favourite easter eggs in Warcraft III were the hidden vocal prompts when you click on a hero/unit many times enough. Like Malfurion will talk about how his father was mounted on a wall, the dreadlord will go "If I have wings, why can't I fly?", and the human peasants will start referencing Monty Python. Always cracks me up.
Togakure
11-05-2008, 18:07
"Less talking, more raiding!" - Sea Raiders, Mount and Blade
"To this day, his memory is honored, and his courage, his shrewdness, and his skill in battle--are legend." - Shogun Total War
"NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME" - Diablo, Diablo II
"ENOUGH! I shall take your position into consideration ... [splat]
Well ... it seems your terms are unacceptable." - Baal, Diablo II, LoD
Kekvit Irae
11-05-2008, 19:32
Do I need to repeat myself? Swearing in the Arena is one step closer to getting hit with a banhammer.
:hairpin3:
"They ran away! Are they afraid of *us*??!" -- Ferengi non-combatant ship commander, Birth of the Federation
I just love how startled he always sounds. :laugh4:
I also love that line from MTW where Sean Pwertee says something about the enemy general being killed in battle, but I forget how it goes now.
EDIT: Found it: "The enemy general is dead, a black heart gone to his deserved grave!"
~:thumb:
Pannonian
11-05-2008, 19:50
Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist.
* Academician Prokhor Zakharov
Remember, genes are NOT blueprints. This means you can't, for example, insert "the genes for an elephant's trunk" into a giraffe and get a giraffe with a trunk. There are no genes for trunks. What you CAN do with genes is chemistry, since DNA codes for chemicals. For instance, we can in theory splice the native plants' talent for nitrogen fixation into a terran plant.
* Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "Nonlinear Genetics"
I loved my chosen. How then to face the day when she left me? So I took from her body a single cell, perhaps to love her again.
* Commissioner Pravin Lal, "Time of Bereavement"
Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded.
* Chairman Sheng-ji Yang
Richard Baxton piloted his Recon Rover into a fungal vortex and held off four waves of mind worms, saving an entire colony. We immediately purchased his identity manifests and repackaged him into the Recon Rover Rick character with a multi-tiered media campaign: televids, touchbooks, holos, psi-tours-- the works. People need heroes. They don't need to know how he died clawing his eyes out, screaming for mercy. The real story would just hurt sales, and dampen the spirits of our customers.
* Morgan Stellartots Keynote Speech, "Mythology for Profit"
We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?
* Project PYRRHO, Specimen 46, Vat 7 (Subject termination advised)
From Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Sid_Meier%27s_Alpha_Centauri).
ElectricEel
11-05-2008, 20:05
From Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Sid_Meier%27s_Alpha_Centauri).
...The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
* Commissioner Pravin Lal, "U.N. Declaration of Rights"
TevashSzat
11-05-2008, 20:35
Ready to work-Orc peon from Warcraft III
Well, basically 2 friends of mine had an argument on what he was saying. One friend was sure that it was Ready to work, which is correct, but the other one kept on insisting it was Ready to learn, which I don't understand how it makes sense at all. A humorous argument followed and my other friend still somehow thinks its learn...
Zenicetus
11-05-2008, 21:22
Oh yeah, one of my favourite easter eggs in Warcraft III were the hidden vocal prompts when you click on a hero/unit many times enough.
There's a funny quest in WoW for first-level Horde, where you have to repeatedly kick a lazy Orc and get him working again. IIRC, he even repeats some of the click-on dialog from Warcraft. That cracked me up.
Also.... some classic Minsc:
"Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!"
"Butt kicking for goodness"
Tratorix
11-05-2008, 22:58
Also.... some classic Minsc:
"Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!"
"Butt kicking for goodness"
My favourite is "Evil, meet my sword, Sword, MEET EVIL" :laugh4:
Some from my favourite video game character ever, HK-47 from KOTOR.
"Indeed, I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command, of course, master."
"Can I break his neck now, master? Just a little? It's been a long time fantasy of mine..."
HK-47: "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."
Player: "I don't think 'killee' is a word."
HK-47: "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"
Planescape: Torment - The Transcendent One:
"I can forge planes with my power! I can unmake you!"
"Then this is my answer and you are the proof: Nothing can change the nature of a man."
-Edit: MTW: "Enemy general fleeing" sound clips e.g. "spavined nag", "craven whore's son" etc. :2thumbsup:
Cohen, Bioshock
"I want to take the ears off, but I can't. I hop, and when I hop, I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse! I want to take the ears off but I can't! It's my curse! It's my ******* curse! I want to take the ears off! Please! Take them off! Please!"
CountArach
11-06-2008, 02:41
I just remembered another one. The entire conversation about Batman vs Superman in Brothers in Arms 1
Ignoramus
11-06-2008, 03:38
"Plebs are needed!"
Caesar II
Mikeus Caesar
11-06-2008, 03:39
"From the Nation of Hollywood to the Empire State, newsfilm from around the world on your neighbourhood screen today, delivered via high-speed airmail, this is Aero-tone News!"
And thus begins Crimson Skies, the best game ever.
"Who the **** is Shakespeare?"
- Killzone (the guy with the BIG gun)
TevashSzat
11-06-2008, 05:28
Another HK 47 quote:
HK: Translation: 98% probability that the members of the minature organic's tribe are being held by the Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes assistance.
You: What about the other 2%?
HK: Translation: 2% probability that the minature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.
Alexander the Pretty Good
11-06-2008, 07:43
The Terran units and cutscenes from Starcraft are full of good stuff.
Firebat (flamethrower guy): "Need a light?"
Firebat: "Would you like information on propane or propane accesories?"
"You can be a general, or you can be dinner. I don't really care which... But do try to show a little initiative, won't you?"
- King Ashnard, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
Some others to throw in the pile.
Basically every single "special" (mean if you click on them repeatedly for the extra statements) unit quote in Starcraft and Warcraft 3.
"Hail to the king baby!" - Duke Nukem from DN3D
"Ease up on the stick!" - RIO in USNF/ATF/Fighter's Anthology
(all with no pause in between statements)
"Alpha 1, mission critical craft, under attack!"
"Alpha 1, mission critical craft, shields down!"
"Alpha 1, mission critical craft, hull condition critical!"
"Alpha 1, mission critical craft, destroyed!"
"Abort mission, mission a failure!"
*sound of fist being put through monitor - TIE Fighter
"You drive like a freebirth, cadet!" - Mechwarrior 2
"KILL YOU!!!!"
"Flawless victoly!" - Samurai Shodown 1
"HUMILIATION!" - Quake 3 Arena
"I did it all for the wookies."
"The wookies?"
"The wookies." - Player char and Jolee Bindu in KOTOR1
"Don not piss me off Gordon!" - Generic Barney in Halflife1
"I want to see.... suffering." - Sociopath voice in the NWN series
And my probable favorite of all time:
The entire Morpheus AI conversation in Deus Ex. The last phrase stands out though, I will never forget hearing that for the first time.
"You will soon have your God, and you will make it with your own hands." - Morpheus
:balloon2:
Err.....I was quoting, so I thought it wasn't a problem, :sweatdrop: furthermore, I thought using * made it all right.
Anyway, I'll remember now.
Kekvit Irae
11-06-2008, 13:34
Err.....I was quoting, so I thought it wasn't a problem, :sweatdrop: furthermore, I thought using * made it all right.
Anyway, I'll remember now.
Quoting or not, swearing is still not allowed in the Arena. And as per the rules, you have to censor the entire word, not just a few letters.
seireikhaan
11-06-2008, 19:09
Mercenaries:
Fiona(regarding the Chinese General)- "My, he's a charming one, isn't he?"
Matthias- "Guy seemed like he had a stick up his :daisy: which had a stick up its :daisy:."
-Edit: MTW: "Enemy general fleeing" sound clips e.g. "spavined nag", "craven whore's son" etc. :2thumbsup:
:2thumbsup:
Question, though: "Spavined nag"? I'm blanking out on that one. :inquisitive:
UltraWar
11-06-2008, 20:21
I've got Balls of Steel! - Duke Nukem
:2thumbsup:
Question, though: "Spavined nag"? I'm blanking out on that one. :inquisitive:
A horse that's "past it's best". Have you not heard that one? :laugh4:
A horse that's "past it's best". Have you not heard that one? :laugh4:
Well I knew a "nag" is sometimes used for "horse", particularly an older one. I had to look up "spavined", however. ~;p
What I actually meant, though, is that I don't remember that particular quote from the game. I'm sure it's simply that I've not paid sufficient attention to have noticed it, but nevertheless I'm unfamiliar with that particular line. When it does it show up?
Well I knew a "nag" is sometimes used for "horse", particularly an older one. I had to look up "spavined", however. ~;p
What I actually meant, though, is that I don't remember that particular quote from the game. I'm sure it's simply that I've not paid sufficient attention to have noticed it, but nevertheless I'm unfamiliar with that particular line. When it does it show up?
You get it every now and then when the enemy general flees.
"The cake is a lie..."
"M-m-m-m-monster Kill!"
"Someone set up us the bomb"
Quirinus
11-06-2008, 23:08
"Someone set up us the bomb"
Good evening gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha .....
pevergreen
11-07-2008, 12:49
"Pancake" - UT2k4
"Snake, looks lost out there. Snake, JAMS his way into first."
"Let the Carnage begin!"
"Snake, should learn to AVOID mines" - Rock and Roll Racing.
Well I knew a "nag" is sometimes used for "horse", particularly an older one. I had to look up "spavined", however. ~;p
What I actually meant, though, is that I don't remember that particular quote from the game. I'm sure it's simply that I've not paid sufficient attention to have noticed it, but nevertheless I'm unfamiliar with that particular line. When it does it show up?
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"The enemy King flees, with the grace of a spavined nag!"
Also:
"The portrait of a Royal milksop, the enemy King flees!"
"Your army is in full flight, the base-born curs!"
"Your General is ignobly quitting the field in fear!"
:bow:
Nice. :beam:
"The portrait of a Royal milksop, the enemy King flees!"
Heh. That's another one I don't remember hearing before. Awesome. :2thumbsup:
frogbeastegg
11-07-2008, 20:20
Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?
Not so much the words as the delivery. :shivers:
"The fools cast away their hopes of salvation by locking me in this damned asylum! MAY THE RATS EAT YOUR EYES! I am now lost to your cause! The Darkness comes! It will damn us all!"
-Dr. Maximillian Roivas, Eternal Darkness (one of the best games ever)
ICantSpellDawg
11-08-2008, 20:17
Ben (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0175720/): You know what might look better on your nose?
Quohog: What?
Ben (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0175720/): [grabs Quohog's nose ring and slams him down on to the bar] THE BAR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SbAD6eXlpE
Craterus
11-09-2008, 02:57
The GTA series (especially Vice City) is a goldmine. The radio scripts are genius. Here's a couple of my most memorable favourites:
GTA III:
[Liberty City Survivor Commercial]
Male narrator: Tonight, the TV event that will make history: Liberty City Survivor! This takes reality TV to a whole new level! We'll take twenty recently paroled guys, equip them with grenade launchers and flamethrowers, and let them hunt each other down! It's the reality show where you just might be part of the action!
Man: I was grabbin' a sandwich at the Happy Blimp, and all of a sudden these two guys crashed through the window and started shooting at each other! I was so excited, I didn't even notice I'd been hit! After that I was hooked on Liberty City Survivor, I watch it every day in the hospital!
Male narrator: The game doesn't end until there's one man left standing! Tune in nightly, or watch the 24-hour live webcast! Liberty City Survivor, natural selection - has come home. (Sponsored by Ammu-Nation)
GTA: Vice City:
Maurice:But since you got elected, Vice City has been characterized by a government who cut aid to the poor, offered tax breaks to the rich, and paid people to dump toxic waste near schools.
Alex Shrub:Yes, we've made a lot of progress!
Maurice: And up on Capital Hill, you were instrumental in pushing through a bill allowing the manufacture and sale of "Giggle Cream", a dessert with potential lethal consequences.
Alex Shrub: Uh, not true! Only 23 people have died and several of them probably deserved it.
Quirinus
11-09-2008, 05:16
GTA: Vice City:
Maurice:But since you got elected, Vice City has been characterized by a government who cut aid to the poor, offered tax breaks to the rich, and paid people to dump toxic waste near schools.
Alex Shrub:Yes, we've made a lot of progress!
Maurice: And up on Capital Hill, you were instrumental in pushing through a bill allowing the manufacture and sale of "Giggle Cream", a dessert with potential lethal consequences.
Alex Shrub: Uh, not true! Only 23 people have died and several of them probably deserved it.
:2thumbsup:
Yea, VCPR is one of the main reasons I still have Vice City on my computer after so long.
Maurice: So, with people being set such a bad example by big business, how are they supposed to respect each other, to act safely in society, and how are they policed by a demoralized and under-funded police force.
Alex Shrub: Well... I'm afraid that's apparently quite a difficult question, but my solution is easy. I'm going to talk for a long time about a subject not in any way related and pretty soon people will forget about it. I'll remind people that I have a great haircut, and under my stewardship Vice City has had, on average, 15% better weather than before, while crime rates only go up if you don't turn the graph upside down. [....]
John F. Hickory: Jumpin' Jehoshaphat on a pogo stick! You city slickers got more issues than a newsstand! Can we talk about public safety here? I ain't got all day!
Maurice: What? Is there a corn-on-the-cob eating contest you have to get to? You have some chitterlings and grits in the oven? You got a date with your sister, eh?
John F. Hickory: Hey, be nice man! I just want to talk a little politics and you made it all personal.
[b]Barry Stark: I love you all!
Pastor Richards: EVIL-DOER! DIE, DEVIL, DIE!!!
[b]Barry Stark:: AHHH! OWW!
Maurice: Dios mio! You shot him! There-there-there's blood, and-and pubic hair all over the studio! Ladies and gentlemen, it is complete pandemonium here on Pressing Issues with me, the multi-award winning and soon to be executed Maurice Chavez. Barry, are you okay? Are you alive?
Barry Stark: Stop the bleeding, it-it's down there!
Maurice: Euh....do I have to? Can't you get someone else?
Just a sample of the pure awesomeness that is VCPR.....
/fanboy
Divinus Arma
11-16-2008, 06:23
"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"
and more recently...
"...LIKE PUPPIES FROM A BOILING CAULDRON!"
I just LOVE poorly translated games. :) :2thumbsup:
The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself, your image keeps shifting. And you change with it. It could destroy you, drive you mad. It could set you free.
The past is a gaping hole. You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper, more terrible it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love, or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off. - Max Payne, Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
"One Vision, One Purpose!" - Kane
"Peace through Power!" - Kane
Abokasee
11-17-2008, 18:35
"Spy Sapp'n ma sentry!" - Engineer TF2
"OH This is be bad!" - Heavy TF2
"Hudda huddah!" - Pyro TF2
"Wololo!" - Priest AoE
"Spawn more overlords" "You must construct additional pylons" - Starcraft
"I need mana" - Virtually every character in a MMO/RPG when they run out of mana
Im pretty sure I got more, but they'll illude my immiediate memory at this moment.
You are too FAT! I can show you FAT diet!
- Sweet tan, Kung Fu Chaos
'i'm a changed man without that drink, i'm going to go back to my job and work all hours' 'you poor man, are you sure you dont want the drink back?'
- 2 people at the start of Fable 2
Fallout had some of the most memorable quotes...
"It's always patch you up! Fix you up! A-hole!" - Doctor Wu
"I know who you are. You are walking death, a plague in human form. Where you step, blood flows like a river." - Lasher
"Don't drink glowing water." - The Vault Dweller
"How about you and I... well, you know... get together."
"Listen... uh... but I... uh... I-I like guys, okay? Whew! Uh, excuse me, I got stuff to do."
- The Vault Dweller and Tandi
"Squeak!" - Rat
"Rats? You've got to be kidding me."
"No, really. BIG rats!"
- Butch and the Vault Dweller
"I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry." - The Vault Dweller
"Wow. I wish I had a hot dog and a really long stick." - Katja
"Do I have to sacrifice a puppie to join?" - The Vault Dweller
"What do you want?"
"A donut."
- Avellone and the Vault Dweller
"There is a bad place where the bad mutants come from. It is bad. Vault is good. Please, go destroy bad place." - The Overseer
"What do you want?"
"To see a valley filled with my enemies' heads mounted on spears. A silent valley, except for the wind whistling through their ears."
- Thug and the Vault Dweller
"Excuse me while I gloat..." - The Vault Dweller
"I think it's Skunk, the three-eyed giant catfish, that keeps scaring everything away from my spot." - Fisherman
"Would someone please remove this mental abomination?" - Brotherhood Elder
"It was terrible. It had these big, pointy teeth." - The Vault Dweller
"Oooh, pretty, pretty stuff. Why is the moon?" - Slappy
"Love is what makes the cactus grow! Love is what makes the brahmin moo!" - Dane
~D
You guys suck! - Duke Nukem
Now, I'm gonna hurt you! - Augustus Cole, in front of downed Locusts
I'm gonna find me some Locusts, and I'm gonna ruin their day. You know what I mean? I'm bringing the pain! - Augustus Cole in Gears of War
Ramming speed!
Seriously, at the moment anything from Gears of War or Gears of War 2.
Kekvit Irae
11-27-2008, 23:58
Left 4 Dead:
"Oh no! Zombies killed God!"
-Zoey, after walking past a wall spray-painted with "God is dead."
Fallout goodness
"Ping! I say!" - Vault computer in FO2
:balloon2:
"Ping! I say!" - Vault computer in FO2
:balloon2:
Hehe.
Brahmin: Moo, I say.
Vault Dweller: Where were the mutants coming from?
Harold: Everywhere! Hell, seemed like you couldn't fart without hitting one. But mostly in the northwest.
Vault Dweller: You farted Northwest?
Harold: [laughs] Pretty good... Noo...
Kane: I've heard of you. You're the one that took out Gizmo over in Junktown. Killian must have paid you a good sum for that job. Are you here for some work, maybe?
Vault Dweller: Work for this dump? You've got to be joking.
Kane: I hope for your sake that was an attempt at humor. Do not cross us, you will regret it.
Vault Dweller: Yeah, Whatever, tough guy.
Kane: I don't think you understood me. Let me clarify. If you don't watch your manners, you'll find yourself dead, tough guy.
Vault Dweller: No, let me clarify - if you don't watch it, I'll be wearing your ass for a shoe.
Loxley: Quite pleased to make your acquaintance actually... for now. Let's get the other bit of politeness taken care of, shall we? What the bloody, bloody, bloody hell are you doing here!
Vault Dweller: You talk like an idiot.
Loxley: It's a little gift from me Dad and Mum. Actually, a few generations before that. Do you like it?
Vault Dweller: No, it hurts my ears
Thug: Ride my bullet son!
Gizmo: What do you want? I'm a busy man.
Vault Dweller: I'm here to talk about the attempt on Killian's life.
Gizmo: I don't know what you're talking about.
Vault Dweller: You're a liar!
Gizmo: You know
[Gizmo Sighs]
Gizmo: I don't like it when people insult me in my own place. Izo, escort our guest out... through the window.
Harry: Harry think he beat your head now.
Flower Child: Would you like a flower mister?
Vault Dweller: Sure, I could get off on stomping it to pieces!
Thorndyke: Sir, you are injured. I can treat you if you wish. I am a healer
Vault Dweller: How Much?
Thorndyke: I am a healer, not a money lender. The cathedral sees to my needs. So I might see to the needs of others. Now let me see your injury, shall we?
Vault Dweller: Forget it. If you were any more of a quack, you'd be swimming in a pond.
The Lieutenant: Now what do we have here? I've been told you wish to divulge information of the utmost importance. I do hope so.
Vault Dweller: On one condition.
The Lieutenant: Conditions? How delightful. Go ahead, amuse me with your... condition.
Vault Dweller: Put a bag over your head so I can stand being in your presence.
Jain: Are you a child?
Vault Dweller: Lady, do I look that young to you?
Jain: Mocking our holy cause is not appreciated. You will be punished if you continue.
Vault Dweller: And who's going to do the punishing? Ooh, I'd like to request the extra hard whip, if you don't mind.
Overseer: You're back! And in one piece! How goes the search?
Vault Dweller: Not good, but I noticed the radiation count is low. Why don't we just move the people out of the vault?
Overseer: We've debated this before. You ought to know now, after being out there! You think the rest of us could survive that? Besides, I'd be out of a job! I'm management! It's not like I know how to do anything useful!
Vault Dweller: We agree on that.
Shark: You again? Geez, some people just don't learn!
Vault Dweller: Just stopped in for a quick drink.
Shark: Not a bad idea. Think I'll have one myself. OF course, you always have to wash a beer down with some bloodshed!
Gwen: I am Gwen. I'm one of Garl's advisors. Who are you?
Vault Dweller: I am the one who will sweep you off your feet, honey.
Gwen: If that is the best you can do, then I will be doing the world a favor by killing you.
Vault Dweller: What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Laura: Uh heh... Waiting desperately for someone to use that pathetic line on me.
Thug: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Best one evar!
Brotherhood Paladin: I'm here to kick puppies and chew bubble gum I'm all out of gum.
Edit: Woops somehow double posted rather than edited... :dizzy2:
"Hope is the first step on the road to dissapointment." -Space Marine librarian Dawn of War (I)
"It is better to die for teh emperor than live for yourself." -Space Marine dreadnaught Dawn of war
"hmphf, Puny eldar send half the boyz home." -Orks upon encountering Eldar in a skirmish Dawn of War (I)
"Umm, which button makes this thing go?" -Ork killakan
"Uggh Henrick what are they feeding you, you foul man." -Wehrmark chatter in Company of heroes
"Better than standing around pulling our puds." -British sappers Company of heroes
To add: Pretty much all the dialogue in Monkey Island I and II.
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Oleander Ardens
11-30-2008, 23:27
I was always partial to Deus Ex
"Bravery is not a function of firepower" stirs me every time, given that truly many weak and suffering are indeed brave.
"Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?"
"Mazzy, I have something long, hard and low to the ground that you are free to touch and fondle. Don't worry, kiddies, I'm talking about me axe."
Korgan Bloodaxe. BG2.
"Guns don't kill people.. I DO!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQPfEjCNHnI&feature=related
0:56 and 6:58
Emperor of Graal
01-04-2009, 19:28
"I know its wasting ammo, but its fun!" A solider blasting a dead brute with a machine gun.
Halo 3
alman7272
01-05-2009, 02:24
"A man chooses, a slave obeys."
"I'm the assassin, time to die!"
"The Council can kiss my ***!"
Xan; the pessimistic elven mage in Baldur's Gate.
"We're all doomed."
"We delude ourselves to think that our pitiable band will stand up to our enemies."
"Life is so hollow."
"Oh, what is the point?"
"Our quest is vain."
"Let us save our effort and just lie down and die!"
"I'll do what I can, but expect very little."
( If the character has a high reputation) "With you around, I almost feel that we have a chance!"
"Sunrise! And I'm amazed we live to see another day!"
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Kekvit Irae
01-06-2009, 07:22
Xan; the pessimistic elven mage in Baldur's Gate.
"We're all doomed."
"We delude ourselves to think that our pitiable band will stand up to our enemies."
"Life is so hollow."
"Oh, what is the point?"
"Our quest is vain."
"Let us save our effort and just lie down and die!"
"I'll do what I can, but expect very little."
( If the character has a high reputation) "With you around, I almost feel that we have a chance!"
"Sunrise! And I'm amazed we live to see another day!"
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I'd half-expected him to sing Linkin Park songs or quote from The Crow movie.
everyone
01-06-2009, 14:07
assassin's creed:
"Curse him! Curse the Christian king and his army of infidels! They go against the will of God and must be made to pay. Everywhere they ride they leave only suffering in their wake. They say it is a crusade! A crusade for what? Ignorance? Violence? Madness! We must resist! We must fight them in any way we can.
The fires of war consume the land and thousands of lives are lost in its defense. This is a tragedy but I say this is an honor, to die in service to God, fighting for what we believe in. There is no greater honor than this.
South comes the English king and his infidel army. They leave horrors in their wake. Salah ad-Din rides to meet him, that these further attacks might be prevented. Pray that God, glorious and exalted as he, find favor with us that He may grant us victory.
Praise ye Salah ad-Din. He has found the strength to stand in defense of our great civilization. Make no mistake, it is our very existence we are fighting for. The infidel king would see us all wiped form the world. We must resist, we must push back!
I stand before you to deliver a warning. Should Richard take Jaffa there will be no stopping him. He will march on Jerusalem next. We must end this before it has a chance to begin. That city is ours, has always been ours, and it is our duty to defend it until death. The crusaders must be destroyed.
Be weary friends, the Shaytan is everywhere. Watching, waiting, he tempts us always. Be strong, strong like Salah ad-Din and take up arms against our enemies in whatever way you can."
bah. this got stuck in my head after a days of playing assassin's creed.
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