nokhor
11-26-2008, 14:54
moments after anakin loses the fight to obi wan on the lava planet, on coruscant, the emperor goes sprinting toward his shuttle....
emperor: hurry, medical droid exposition, we must get to the lava planet as fast as we can. anakin needs me.
medical droid exposition: wait a minute, you want to save anakin?, haven't you been going through apprentices like there's no tomorrow now all of a sudden you want to save one? and how were you able to sense he's in danger anyways? that seems like more of a jedi kinda power than belongs to the most evil being in the galaxy.
emperor: don't get smart, i am able to sense him, because i do so out of evilness not of any sense of paternal affection.
medical droid exposition: and another thing, we're on coruscant how are we going to be able to fly to the lava planet in time to save his life?
emperor: the mysteries of hyperspace my friend. but this kid is special, he just lost 3 limbs!!!
mde: so?
emperor: i once had a force prophecy that "he who loses 5 limbs shall serve the most powerful sith of all time." i intend to be that sith.
mde: he will lose five limbs? he only starts out with four.
emperor: i assume the klutz will lose a limb twice, what else could it mean?
mde: so he's lost three out of the five so far?
emperor: technically no, he's lost four. he lost one earlier in episode II to count dracula. now do you understand the importance of my haste?
mde: so he's only got one limb left to lose eh, after we rescue him?
emperor: my force prediction tells me that he will lose the last one at a place called endor, but it cryptically said, that he would lose it to another skywalker and that 5 minutes after that, i would not be worrying about anything ever again. i can only take that to mean that 5 minutes after that i will finally be INVINCIBLE....oh and one thing, when you repair him, make sure to make him at least 2 feet taller than what he used to be. all my other appretices were taller than me and menacing , if he still looks the way he used to, all people will see is little limb loser skywalker. oh and another thing. make sure the volume on the breathing apparratus is set to hign, i don't need him sneaking up on me. i want to hear him a mile away. oh and another thing, make sure there's a system shutdown valve in his life support sytem and that the shutdown can be activated by electirical impulses coming from my hands, in case he ever gets out of line.
emperor: hurry, medical droid exposition, we must get to the lava planet as fast as we can. anakin needs me.
medical droid exposition: wait a minute, you want to save anakin?, haven't you been going through apprentices like there's no tomorrow now all of a sudden you want to save one? and how were you able to sense he's in danger anyways? that seems like more of a jedi kinda power than belongs to the most evil being in the galaxy.
emperor: don't get smart, i am able to sense him, because i do so out of evilness not of any sense of paternal affection.
medical droid exposition: and another thing, we're on coruscant how are we going to be able to fly to the lava planet in time to save his life?
emperor: the mysteries of hyperspace my friend. but this kid is special, he just lost 3 limbs!!!
mde: so?
emperor: i once had a force prophecy that "he who loses 5 limbs shall serve the most powerful sith of all time." i intend to be that sith.
mde: he will lose five limbs? he only starts out with four.
emperor: i assume the klutz will lose a limb twice, what else could it mean?
mde: so he's lost three out of the five so far?
emperor: technically no, he's lost four. he lost one earlier in episode II to count dracula. now do you understand the importance of my haste?
mde: so he's only got one limb left to lose eh, after we rescue him?
emperor: my force prediction tells me that he will lose the last one at a place called endor, but it cryptically said, that he would lose it to another skywalker and that 5 minutes after that, i would not be worrying about anything ever again. i can only take that to mean that 5 minutes after that i will finally be INVINCIBLE....oh and one thing, when you repair him, make sure to make him at least 2 feet taller than what he used to be. all my other appretices were taller than me and menacing , if he still looks the way he used to, all people will see is little limb loser skywalker. oh and another thing. make sure the volume on the breathing apparratus is set to hign, i don't need him sneaking up on me. i want to hear him a mile away. oh and another thing, make sure there's a system shutdown valve in his life support sytem and that the shutdown can be activated by electirical impulses coming from my hands, in case he ever gets out of line.