True or False? The next poster......

[General SupaCrunk]

You state a true/false statement about the next poster, he/she answers with "True or False" and then does the same.This tread has (now) 447 pages in Agecomm. I'll start.

The Next Poster (TnP for short) likes bread

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

True

The next poster under me has had thoughts about opening his very own dairy farm just so he can fiddle with cows... :beam:

[General SupaCrunk]

False

TnP is reaper

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

True

TnP is jealous of my corn reaping profession and wants to run me out of business by sending his M2TW merchants to a corn-fest festival and buying me out.

[General SupaCrunk]

True

TnP beliefs in aliens

[Thermal]

false

TnP doesnt wash there hands after using the bathroom facilities

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

True (I don't wash my hands if I go into the bathroom to wash my hands in the first place, as you said after, so yah, its true)

TnP was aroused by reading a sexual scene in a book

[General SupaCrunk]

False

TnP likes Trina (Look at sexy girl tread)

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

False

TnP likes to inhale the gas of the obese man who sat in front of him at the cinema

[Thermal]

false

TnP likes brussel sprouts :sick:

[General SupaCrunk]

False

TnP knows France and Spain will conquer Europe and Scandinavia (In next few years)

[Hooahguy]

False

TnP knows the boost will become a new word in the dictonary within the next year

[Kekvit Irae]

Pork.

This statement is false.

[TevashSzat]

True

My answer to the previous question is a paradox

[Kekvit Irae]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

[Alexanderofmacedon]

True.

The poster above me is REAL MATURE!!!!!! :thumbsdown:

[Thermal]

TRUE! :clown:

also can we try to ask questions that evoke either response? it's practically all false presently

TnP is over the age of 18

[Drisos]

It's kind of true.

The next poster thinks this thread will be axed.

[Drisos]

True.

[General SupaCrunk]

False

TnP is 14

[Rhyfelwyr]

False.

TnP will be called GSC

[Hooahguy]

false.

TnP is gay

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

True.... wait..... FALSE!

TnP had to have his penis stiched onto his groin area because whilst his mother was cutting his umbilical cord she missed and cut it off.

[Hooahguy]

false.

TnP is addicted to the .org

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

True

TnP has had major facial reconstruction because of the accident they had, the person being born.... (no offence intended)

[Thermal]

false


TnP likes rome total war over medieval total war 2

[Yoyoma1910]

False



TnP is afraid to fly.

[Quintus.JC]

False

TnP supports Liverpool FC.

[Yoyoma1910]

False.


The next poster supports AC Milan.

[TevashSzat]

False

The next poster will say false if he intends to say true and say true if he intends to say false

[Yoyoma1910]

True


The next poster will say nothing.

[Megas Methuselah]

Ridiculously false and downright degrading.

The next poster has untapped sexual longings for, uh... Hmm... Sarah Jessica Parker, I guess? :laugh4:

[Rhyfelwyr]

False :sick:

TnP will not be a Moderator

[Thermal]

false :grin: (im a moderator (on a different site)


TnP has a username beginning with a consonant

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

False

The next poster is a British citizen.

[Marius Dynamite]

True

TnP is a Scotsman!

[Legosoldier]

False

The next poster listens to music

[Beefy187]

True

TnP loves heavy metal

[Megas Methuselah]

Omg, FALSE!!!

TnP is beats his sister without remorse... regularly. :viking:

[a completely inoffensive name]

False, the only abuse I give is when I bring the thunder on Gears of War 2.

[General SupaCrunk]

...

TnP listens to Crunk

[Legosoldier]

false

tnp likes chocolate

[Rhyfelwyr]

false (my OCD-inspired Spartan diet means any sweet foods now make me boke!)

TnP uses many smilies

[Yoyoma1910]

True...


I mean False.

:san_angry::san_angry::san_angry: :san_angry::san_angry::san_angry::san_angry:

:san_rolleyes:Oh hell, True.:san_cheesy::san_cheesy: :san_cheesy::san_cheesy: :san_laugh::san_laugh::san_smiley: :san_smiley::san_smiley:



TnP weighs the same as a duck.

[TevashSzat]

False

Its going to be a white Christmas

[Thermal]

false for me unfortunately


TnP is 10 stone (140 pounds) or more

[shlin28]

False (has to look up how much is 10 stones... :sweatdrop:)

TnP will say "True" when he means "False" and vice versa.

[Thermal]

false :yes: (im not back to front)

TnP lives in Europe

[shlin28]

True

TnP's username will contain a 7.

[Thermal]

true :grin:

TnP has a number in there username that is a multiple of 7

[Rhyfelwyr]

False.

TnP is a TWC spy

[Thermal]

ummm. uh :sweatdrop: false stupid, false what a...uh :sweatdrop: silly question :juggle2:

TnP WON'T ASK ANOTHER FAKE QUESTION LIKE THAT

:sweatdrop:

[Rhyfelwyr]

False

TnP is a witch

[shlin28]

Er... False?

TnP will ask the The next next Poster to say "True".

[Rhyfelwyr]

Um, er... false???

TnP will be less confused than me

[Thermal]

hmmm, :shrug: false i guess

TnP has parents both aged over 40

[Beefy187]

True, although my mother does not admit it

TnP is addicted to TV

[Megas Methuselah]

False.

TnP finds himself caught up in a rebellion against his country and decides to rape, pillage, and burn an innocent village full of women for the sake of lust and joy.

[Rhyfelwyr]

False

TnP will be Canadian

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Partially true, I suppose, maybe.

TnP will own S:TW.

[Legosoldier]

False


tnp has a wart on their nose

[Pontius Pilate]

False

tnp knows a female Org. member.

[Megas Methuselah]

True? (secretly male, anyone?)

TnP is a blatant Roman fanboy, an undeniable vice.

[Pontius Pilate]

True


tnp is a virgin.

[Megas Methuselah]

False. ~:flirt:

TnP is a glorious fool vying for power.

[Askthepizzaguy]

False.

I am a glorious and brilliant genius vying for power.


TNP is a small, shrivelled, bed-wetting, towel-licking, onion-wearing, flat-footed marsupial-loving, underwear-eating, brain-farting, lead-based, pork-sniffing, ukelele-flattening, snaggletooth-snorting, soap-scum, legdropping, cheesy, elbow-greasing leather manhole-cover second-hand electric donkey bottom-biting window dresser whose mother was a hampster and whose father smelt of elderberries.

[PershsNhpios]

What do you expect, when I am living in hinterland Australia?

The next poster has little idea that they are being watched.

[Beefy187]

Oh no the famous 'Truman' syndrome... :wall:

False

I often enter this paranoia where I feel as if im being watched. This is not only on RL but also on internet (which is why I rarely do massive rants on the backroom).. I can't watch a semi erotic movie without head phones or curtains fully shut due to my parents. I can't play EB proudly as im supposed to be preparing for the big Uni application exam.... Argh

TnP loves curry

[PershsNhpios]

Absolutely false sah!

The next poster can name exactly who the poster after him will be.

[everyone]

false, probably

the next poster likes cashews and milk

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

False

TnP likes to poke people for the hell of it.

[Megas Methuselah]

? False, for the most part.

TnP enjoys ruthlessly wiping out small clans of mice infesting his/her house.

[everyone]

false, no mice in my house

TnP has read the Bartix thread

[shlin28]

True. I have read the first page... that counts right?

TnP will not understand this question.

[Yoyoma1910]

False.

The next poster eats cheese, and likes it.

[Moros]

False.

TNP drinks too much.

[Yoyoma1910]

uh.... fal-ue


P.S. I find it Ironic that someone from Limburg doesn't like cheese.


TNP is omnivorous.

[shlin28]

True.

TnP is from the North American continent.

[Rhyfelwyr]

False.

TnP is a relentless spammer

[Megas Methuselah]

True.

The next poster doesn't care for endangered species of animals.

[Legosoldier]

false

tnp has black hair

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

false

The next poster would refur at some time or other to himself as a douchebag.

[Legosoldier]

false

tnp likes water

[Megas Methuselah]

Tralse.

The next poster likes piss.

[everyone]

true

the next person is ambidextrous

[Megas Methuselah]

(heh heh, I wish) False.

TnP is perversely addicted to the 3-word story.

[Monk]

False.

The next poster has no idea what the Mead Hall is. (~:()

[Rhyfelwyr]

False (I've browsed it in the past)

TnP will answer this with a lie!

[shlin28]

False

TnP will answer False to this question.

[everyone]

tralse!

the next person prefers the normal forum skin to the christmas skin

[Andres]

True.

The next poster has a job.

[General SupaCrunk]

False

TnP is to young to play ETW

[Lord Winter]

False

TnP is listening to music.

[Jolt]

False

TnP has played Final Fantasy VIII and agrees that it is simply the best FF game ever made.

[Boyar Son]

false

TnP calls his mother once a week.

[Legosoldier]

false

tnp knows a person named Haskvitz

[everyone]

false. who?

TnP had served in the military

[Jolt]

False.

TnP obviously knows that talking rats are secretly scheming to take over the world.

[Lord Winter]

False

TnP knows that the talking rats are just a distraction to the true Octosquid threat.

[General SupaCrunk]

False

TnP is human

[{BHC}HolySpagetty]

False. :inquisitive:

TnP is homosexual. (Or Bi- as you may like to call it)

[Marius Dynamite]

False

TnP is in love but afraid to admit it!

[Rhyfelwyr]

False

TnP hates Christmas

[everyone]

false, though I don't celebrate it, and I'm starting to get pissed by all those radio broadcasts on what christmas stuff one should buy and those christmas songs that play throughout the day in malls

the next poster is half awake (or half asleep)

[Legosoldier]

false

tnp has listened to a Black Sabbath song

[Lord Winter]

True,

TnP is procrastinating writting a paper.

[{BHC}HolySpagetty]

False

TnP hates riding bicycles.

[a completely inoffensive name]

False

TnP loves celery.

[Thermal]

false celary is vile

TnP loves marmite

[Rhyfelwyr]

false (never tried it because it looks horrible)

TnP loves spam

[Jolt]

False

TnP has played EB.

[{BHC}HolySpagetty]

False

TnP bangs his head on walls alot (:wall:)

[Hooahguy]

true.

TnP is jewish

[Legosoldier]

false


tnp is has genitals

[Jolt]

True

TnP knows who Jolt is.

[General SupaCrunk]

True, you

TnP listens to EastSide Boyz

[everyone]

false, who?

TnP is not at work now.

[General SupaCrunk]

True, The Kings Of Crunk

TnP likes this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHknm-M7YZI

[Jolt]

False

TnP likes this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emM_juVdzds

[Yoyoma1910]

False


The next poster has 8 fingers and 2 thumbs.

[everyone]

false, I consider my thumb to be a finger, strangely

TnP is easily distracted.

[Jolt]

Too true.

TnP has travelled to at least two different countries from his home nation?

[General SupaCrunk]

False, only to Lithuania

TnP is scared of his teacher

[shlin28]

True.../False, depends on which one :devilish:

TnP thinks Santa is real.

[Rhyfelwyr]

False (he was real)

TnP likes Morris dancing

[General SupaCrunk]

False

TnP knows ofb_Terminator0

[seireikhaan]

False/

next poster is outta their mind drunk right now9(w00t, no spellin errors!)

[PershsNhpios]

False, I don't drink.

The next poster has been through four marriages, and is now considering joining their first fanatical religious institution instead.

[General SupaCrunk]

False, all religions are fantasy

TnP thinks same

[Rhyfelwyr]

False

TnP has a pet dog

[PershsNhpios]

True, two.

The next poster thinks that GSC's remark was narrow-minded.

[General SupaCrunk]

False

TnP thinks you noobs need to know truth

[Thermal]

true

TnP had a happy christmas

[Jolt]

Very very false
TnP hasn't seen Blindness.

[Rhyfelwyr]

True.

TnP thinks the Guild is 1,000 times better than the TWC

[Megas Methuselah]

TRUE!!!
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=53&pictureid=427

TnP has an account at TWC.

[Beefy187]

False. But whats wrong with TWC?

TnP will answer Beefy

[PershsNhpios]

.

The next poster has a deep loathing for the movie 300.

[Jolt]

False

TnP thinks Jolt has done a relatively good conclusion of the Rome Total War Online game here. (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?p=2093469#post2093469)

[Beefy187]

True!! Though im not happy about Britannia losing.

TnP thinks Britannia rules!!

[Thermal]

TRUE :yes:

uhh i mean, yeah im greek now, false! :shifty:

TnP hates me

[General SupaCrunk]

False

TnP is a j (Junkie)

[Megas Methuselah]

True. Spam junkie.

TnP is addicted to Meth(uselah).

[Askthepizzaguy]

True. It's actually kind of creepy.


The next poster likes former WWE superstar Chyna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joanie_Laurer), and not just as a friend. :wink: :wink: :wink:

[Jolt]

False.

TnP is a follower of Joltianism and thus worships Jolt as a god (As is proper and right)

[Thermal]

false

TnP has watched charlie the unicorn and likes it

[||Lz3||]

False. I never get it hehe

TnP likes Pork and beans from weezer

[Rhyfelwyr]

True (well I like pork and beans, never heard of weezer though)

TnP will know what weezer is

[PershsNhpios]

I remember a fruitcake from school who enjoyed a band called, "Weezer".
He is tucked away safely now.

The next poster is disgusted by modern definitions of music.

[Beefy187]

False. I quite like Death metal and futuristic music (technoish or some weird Lazar noise)

TnP loves horror movies

[Megas Methuselah]

False. But that doesn't make me a coward!

TnP thinks Glenn should start posting "True" or "False," because he's not playing the game properly.

[Thermal]

true

TnP is homophobic in winter

[PershsNhpios]

False.

The next poster believes that Methuselah lashed out so personally because he likes Weezer, a band which I criticized indirectly.

[Marius Dynamite]

True

The next poster believes Fable II is superior to Fallout 3 but on the level with Far Cry 2.

[Megas Methuselah]

Uh, true? Sure, true, why not?

TnP thinks Glenn has a hot mom. :clown:

[Ice]

True

TnP thinks Red Hot Chili Peppers are an awesome band

[Thermal]

True

The next poster believes Fable II is superior to Fallout 3 but on the level with Far Cry 2.

false silly

and kush false... i like most music though...

[a completely inoffensive name]

...? ....false

TnP thinks me and Meth should be given mod status over the Social Groups.

[Megas Methuselah]

Heh heh, true.

TnP thinks ACIN is awesome (as I am).

[Rhyfelwyr]

True.

TnP prefers MTW to M2TW

[Megas Methuselah]

I couldn't say, but I probably would prefer M2TW over a boardgame. False.

TnP thinks Rhyfelwyr is actually a Welshman.

[Rhyfelwyr]

False (aarrghhh its happening again!!!!)

TnP will actually believe me when I say I'm Scottish

[Megas Methuselah]

False. LOL DEVASTATING DEFEAT!

TnP will be awed when I reveal that Rhyfelwyr is, in fact, English! :laugh4:

[General SupaCrunk]

False

TnP has been to Mars

[Lorenzo_H]

True, but the petrol prices for a day trip to get there were horrendous, and I had to stop at Jupiter on the way, where all the molten marble damaged the tires.

TnP is over 6 feet 4 inches.

[Jolt]

False (Use meters! I have no clue how many feet and thumbs I am.)

TnP has played Tomb Raider. ANY Tomb Raider.

[TevashSzat]

False

TnP regularly uses 1337

[Megas Methuselah]

Uh?... Flue?

TnP thinks TevashSzat is too smart for his own good. :laugh4:

[Marius Dynamite]

False, its not possible to be too smart for TevashSzats own good.

TnP was aware, prior to reading this post, that "Everybody Gets One" rescue from Spiderman, as announced by Spiderman in a Family Guy episode when he saves Cleveland.

[Megas Methuselah]

False. Aw, I wish I saw that clip! :sad:

TnP loves Family Guy and all it stands for.

[Thermal]

TRUE! i just hosted a family guy mafia for starters :laugh4:


TnP would develop a compost fetish for £1000

[Yoyoma1910]

What's a compost fetish?


Very likely False.


TnP drives a red car.

[Oaty]

False

TNP is only doing this to increase his post count

[a completely inoffensive name]

Absolutely true.

TnP thinks I will become a senior member one day.

[Jolt]

False.

At least not before I become one.

TnP thinks this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQrVtRCdUt4) is extremely funny

[Megas Methuselah]

??? That was just weird, boy. False.

TnP thinks Jolt is weird (oh noes!). :laugh4:

[Legosoldier]

False


TnP has learned this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ui6rj58DA0)

[Jolt]

??? That was just weird, boy. False.

TnP thinks Jolt is weird (oh noes!). :laugh4:

You must appreciate the 5 second movies philosophy. Only then will you see the masterpiece before your eyes.

Anyways...

False.

TnP is already in 2009 (Like me :P)

[Beefy187]

True... Happy new year :2thumbsup:

TnP is religious

[Thermal]

false :dizzy2: (unless beefdom is a religion :wink: )

TnP CAN RIDE A BIKE!

[Jolt]

False (Out of all (ok, most) people I know, I'm the only one who doesn't know how to ride a bike :-x)

TnP knows which game this is (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1KAtuiKfL8)

[Thermal]

Oblivion elder scrolls, still the best dam game for xbox360 IMO, and that was funny XD also i cannot ride a bike either :oops: i like walking :beam:

TnP hates there countries ruler

[Megas Methuselah]

Stephen Harper? True.

TnP loves their country's political leader.

[Thermal]

false

TnP thinks i am a vegetation

[Megas Methuselah]

False.

TnP thinks you're not worth it. :clown:

[Thermal]

FALSE! :yes:

TnP hates the poser above me :whip:

[Megas Methuselah]

False.

TnP thinks you're a mistake. :laugh4:

[Thermal]

true :laugh4:

TnP thinks chocolate comes from cows

[YouHaveRecieved]

True.

TnP cries when they see gay men sing.

[Thermal]

true, it's it's so emotional :bigcry:

TnP enjoys recycling Lost ears

[Hooahguy]

false.

TnP is under 16 years of age.

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

False

The next poster is a Britney Spears fan.

(a little hopeless I know, but I couldn't think of anything else) ~:(

[Thermal]

True duh

TnP lives by the coast

[Hooahguy]

false

TnP likes to eat dung

[Oaty]

False I only play with it

TNP already has Empire TW on preorder

[Hooahguy]

false

tnp hasnt changed his avatar once since he got here

[Thermal]

true :juggle2:


TnP think i lied when i said true to hooahguy's question

[Andres]

False.

TnP drinks his coffee with milk and sugar.

[Hooahguy]

false

tnp has never been laid

[a completely inoffensive name]

true (Shocker! I know, right!)

TnP puts mayo on his fries.

[Oaty]

false

TNP has never seen an atari console in person

[Megas Methuselah]

:inquisitive: ...False, I think?

TnP thinks ACIN is now an official looooooser.

[Megas Methuselah]

whoops, double post? :inquisitive: [delete]

[Hooahguy]

true

tnp loves green eggs and ham

[Strike For The South]

False

TnP loves TEXAS

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

False - I'm more a California person. They've also got a great ad (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ce957SdCJs&fmt=18) running on British TV at the moment.

On the topic of California, the next poster is rather fond of the Terminator movies and has Terminator 4 written in their calendar. I'm guilty of this.

~:)

[Hooahguy]

false

tnp loves Prison Break

[Thermal]

false

TnP agrees with me

[||Lz3||]

True

TnP has a gaming console

[Strike For The South]

True

TnP likes baseball

[Hooahguy]

false

tnp is a senior member

[Strike For The South]

True (although how we will never know)

TnP likes American football

[Hooahguy]

true.... kinda...

tnp really wants to be a senior member

[Hooahguy]

true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(yeah, shameful, but i had to say it)

tnp thinks i did something shameful

[Thermal]

false

TnP has heard of N-Dubz

[a completely inoffensive name]

False.

TnP thinks hooahguy is a [very special person].

[a completely inoffensive name]

True

(yeah I had to say it!)

TnP thinks the same.

[Legosoldier]

False


TnP thinks this game is pointless

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

True.

The next poster is older than me.

~:)

[Andres]

True.

The next poster has hair on his chest.

[Hooahguy]

true

tnp is bald

[Thermal]

false

TnP is going to the cinema over the weekend

[Hooahguy]

true? (depends what my gf wants to do)

tnp has a gf

[Ser Clegane]

false (my wife would kill me :uhoh:)

tnp considers him(her)self a geek

[GeneralHankerchief]

True.

Tnp hasn't played a Total War game in over a year.

[Thermal]

false

TnP thinks i missed out on celebrating my 2000th post :shame:

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

False - you've still got you 3,000th, 4,000th, 5,000th e.c.t to come.

The next poster uses Firefox.

[Thermal]

false


TNP is political

[Hooahguy]

true

tnp wears tighty-whities

[Strike For The South]

False

TnP wants to emulate SFTS

[Hooahguy]

true!!!!!!!!!!

tnp wants to emulate Hooahguy :beam:

[Thermal]

true???

what does it mean? :idea2:

TnP looked at through every spoiler i posted below

:clown:

[everyone]

false, I just quoted you and saw that you used this :clown:

TnP thinks that was rather clever of me

[Beefy187]

True :wall:

TnP wants to casually strangle Ares for the pointless spoilers :smash:

Oh and im not even gonna bother about competing with your post counts Ares :shame:

EDIT: I got beaten by everyone

[Megas Methuselah]

TRUE!!!!

TnP thinks 777Ares777 is annoyingly pointless. :clown:

[Beefy187]

TRUE!!!!

TnP thinks 777Ares777 is annoyingly pointless. :clown:

Surprisingly.. False

Cmon, I managed to kill the whole 1 minute doing that. And also made a huge discovery. Once you open them all up, if you click the hide at the very top, the whole thing goes away!! You don't have to click hide, one by one :smash: I mean thats awesome!!!

TnP thinks the name "everyone" is not fair

[Hooahguy]

true

tnp thinks cheese is good

[Thermal]

true? :inquisitive:

TnP rightly believes methuselath is bullying me :cry:

[Beefy187]

False

Methu has the divine right of the nobles to bully.

TnP can come up with a different (and better) response to Ares' question

[Thermal]

True
but you don't get to hear it :whip:

TnP Thinks beefy plans to rob us all simultaneously by using a connection of hologram networks to fill our heads with mindless trickery by the year 2002

[everyone]

false

TnP thinks 'everyone' is a really great username

[Megas Methuselah]

False. It's a childish pun. :clown:

TnP thinks 777Ares777 is childish.

[everyone]

true

TnP had to keep clicking on the "post a reply" button because he could only make a post every 15 seconds and had just posted somewhere else less than 15 seconds ago

[Megas Methuselah]

True.

TnP thinks "everyone" and 777Ares777 are worth-less-than-the-dirty-beneath-my-toenails sort of spammers. At the least, they are well below Methuselah, your lord and master.

[everyone]

true, for a part of it :juggle2:

TnP is passing time by posting here

[Megas Methuselah]

True.

TnP thinks "everyone" is starting to get booooring...

[everyone]

true. I'm starting to bore myself

TnP is going to log off and do something else, because I'm not

[Megas Methuselah]

Semi-True.

TnP thinks "everyone" should go do his homework or play with his barbie dolls or something.

[everyone]

true, but I haven't installed/still in the process of installing microsoft publisher which I need to complete my homework

TnP isn't methuselah

[Megas Methuselah]

False.

TnP is every two. :inquisitive: :laugh4: