King Of The Hill

[General SupaCrunk]

There's a hill and a building on it. Your supposed to conquer it by destroying the building and building your own building.

For example (There's a hospital on the hill): I change all the medicine with cola, the patients die and the hospital's broke I build a theater on the hill.

I build a theater on the hill.

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

Not sure how this works but i'll give it a shot:

I urinate into the cola vendors, and customers become angry and leave. The theater has bad reputation and is forced to close. I then build a toll-toilet on top of the hill

Toll Toilet

[Thermal]

Not sure how this works but i'll give it a shot:

I urinate into the cola vendors, and customers become angry and leave. The theater has bad reputation and is forced to close. I then build a toll-toilet on top of the hill

Toll Toilet

I Put a timed bomb in the toilet, when it explodes someone flies up and out of the toll toilet, and health and safety close it down, i then build a new branch of tescos on the hill, in a hope to achieve world domination


Tesco :evil:

[General SupaCrunk]

If ya don't know have to play look it in here: http://forum.agecommunity.com/forums/126/668126/ShowThread.aspx

What is Tesco?

[Thermal]

tesco is a massive supermarket chain in the UK

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

I Put a timed bomb in the toilet, when it explodes someone flies up and out of the toll toilet, and health and safety close it down, i then build a new branch of tescos on the hill, in a hope to achieve world domination


Tesco :evil:
:laugh4:
Ok:
A professional lawyer, looking for some easy money, decides to try to earn some money by taking Tescos to court. As he inspect Tescos looking for evidence, he notices strange behaviour and realises the oranges have mind control devices in them. He takes it to court and Tescos is shut down.

I open a orange shop (the telephone store, its ironic)

[Thermal]

:laugh4:
Ok:
A professional lawyer, looking for some easy money, decides to try to earn some money by taking Tescos to court. As he inspect Tescos looking for evidence, he notices strange behaviour and realises the oranges have mind control devices in them. He takes it to court and Tescos is shut down.

I open a orange shop (the telephone store, its ironic)

as a strange guy i become pregnant and develop strange cravings for mobile phones, i brake into the store and eat them all, the shop goes bankupt and my stomach rings all the time, so i set up a shop that sells rings (even more ironically)

jewelers

[General SupaCrunk]

I open Supermarket and your shop bunkrupts

I build Supermarket

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

I open Supermarket and your shop bunkrupts

I build Supermarket

The government decides to crack down on businesses who refuse to use the new name for supermarkets, Insane834ISCOOL, you business is shut down by the government and Insane834 sets church which sells holy relics.

[Thermal]

The government decides to crack down on businesses who refuse to use the new name for supermarkets, Insane834ISCOOL, you business is shut down by the government and Insane834 sets church which sells holy relics.

but my reply was so much yummier :no: it took me a while to find an extension to your irony :yes:

[FactionHeir]

A lightning strikes the church that supposedly sells "holy" relics, burning it to the ground anf flattening the hill.

Uhh....game over? :grin2:

[Beefy187]

Angry Beef gets away from their owner and starts a tabaco farm on the hill

Tabaco farm

(damn right FH, its not over yet :yes:)

[Yoyoma1910]

A plague of smoking locusts descends upon your tobacco farm, and eats your whole crop. They then sue you for giving them stomach and mouth cancer.

I build a law office on the hill, to cover the class action law suit.

[Lord Winter]

Seeing how everyone hates lawyers, an angry mob forms and burns it down.

I build a nuclear weapons arsenal on the hill.

[Beefy187]

Its a threat! Bomb strike was ordered immediately, completely wrecking the nuclear arsenal.

I build a world peace statue

[General SupaCrunk]

I hire Sam! Sam knows it's not peace statue, but it's war statue, then he destroys it and he leaves.
I build Anti-Human fence, when someone goes there he/she is killed.

http://www.mtv.com/bands/l/lil_jon/flipbook_11_04/images/lil-6.jpg

[Yoyoma1910]

There is a flaw in the anti human fence:


The construction of this device was accidentally contracted out to Swiss candy makers. It is therefor delicious. Children from all around the world are magnetically attracted to it, till the device shorts out and people destroy the atrocious delicacy in horror for the evil it has brought upon the world.


In its place, on the hill, I build an Emu Farm.

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

There is a flaw in the anti human fence:


The construction of this device was accidentally contracted out to Swiss candy makers. It is therefor delicious. Children from all around the world are magnetically attracted to it, till the device shorts out and people destroy the atrocious delicacy in horror for the evil it has brought upon the world.


In its place, on the hill, I build an Emu Farm.

A plague of Emu eating circus midgets decends on the farm, and anything with the smell of Emu on it is eaten , all of the owners are killed.

I set up a McDonalds on the hill for the hell of it :shame:

[shlin28]

A swarm of fat people stampedes through McDonalds, destroying it utterly.

I build a hovel on the hill.

[Thermal]

the hovel gets WoG'd for last of activity

I build a mafia organization in it's place :yes:

[Lord Winter]

I set the gameroom on the mafia. After almost destroying themselves by lynching every who was active/vaugly may have a role, they pull ahead and lynch the mafia in the last round.

I then build the backroom on the hill.

[Yoyoma1910]

The trend this year is nonfiction and fact, so every writer in the Backroom can't sell a single opinion to anyone. Everyone therefor goes broke, and resorts to cannibalism of other peoples ideas until a horrid zombie plague renders all emotionally charged speech completely non existent. The Backroom ceases to exist.


I build the Frontroom, on the hill.

[Thermal]

the frontroom gets taken from behind with crude word games and a king on the hill who brings forth lighting on the front room, and it floods with deaths and crumbles down the hill, making the frony skipyard


skipyard

[Kralizec]

Christmas arrives and the backroom is closed by Tosa, causing an exodus of various Tribesmen and Devastating Daves to the frontroom. The kingdom of peace and love descends into anarchy.

I rally the people and unite them under a single language; now united they elect to build a city and a tower that reaches into the tops of heaven.

[Thermal]

Christmas arrives and the backroom is closed by Tosa, causing an exodus of various Tribesmen and Devastating Daves to the frontroom. The kingdom of peace and love descends into anarchy.

I rally the people and unite them under a single language; now united they elect to build a city and a tower that reaches into the tops of heaven.

:inquisitive: bit behind, get with the flow :dizzy2:

[Kralizec]

Oops...

global warming causes the sea levels to rise; the shipyard is immersed and taken apart by tidal movements.

The Dutch arrive and dry out the land; ship an immense amount of garbage there, plant some dirt and grass on top of it and call it a hill. Said Dutch people then build a windmill.

[shlin28]

An invasion army arrives, the Dutch people destroy their dam, the windmill is flooded.

A legion of Romans arrive and builds a mighty fortress on the island.

[TevashSzat]

The LHC create a black hole causing the whole space-time continium to dissapear. The machines, however, just reboot the Matrix and stick an indestructable building on the hill

[Megas Methuselah]

What?

Methuselah walked by, tall and mighty, causing the building to flee in terror. God said, "Let there be light!" And there was light.

Lava lamp.

[Thermal]

i lifted the lava lamp and put the retro object in my loving house, only for it to be stolen by my pet Bengal Tiger the next day!

Bengal Tiger

[Beefy187]

A flashy Roman hero arrived with his fancy Gladius, shield and Lorica Segmentata. Slaying the tiger.

He then built a Lorica Segmentata (LS) factory

(I really dont think i spelled that right:sweatdrop:)

[Megas Methuselah]

Terrible spelling.

The EB Team marched from yonder forum and crushed the LS factor in a historically accurate hammer & anvil tactic battle.

They left a corpse lying on the hill.

[General SupaCrunk]

Guys start playing CS:S on the hill and when next turn starts corpses disappears. Btw Counter-Terrorists won.

I build guys who play CS:S all day.

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

The Internet crashes for everyone and the CS:S nerds die of boredom. I place a pimp training school on top of the hill.

[shlin28]

A man-plague spreads through out the world, killing all men, making pimping a very unprofitable job.

A tribe of Amazons settle on the hill.

[Thermal]

they get caught littering by a group of modern day women clubbers, and have a cat fight, all participatants roll down the hill, not before droping a magical fire throwing hambag

fire throwing hambag

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

Hambag? Do you mean a handbag?:dizzy2:

It rains and the 'hambag' is unable to throw fire anymore. A poor woman sees the 'hambag' and steals it. A random person who is desperate for the toilet rolls along and urinated on the hill.

A puddle of Urine is now on the hill. :2thumbsup:

[Thermal]

a new brand of power brand suction comes out, and sucks the urine up, however the urine enriched the soil and a pink elephant grew on the spot

an implanted unmoveable pink elephant is on the hill :beam:

[Beefy187]

Since its unmovable and been there for ever, the engineers colors the Elephant black and white stripes. and call it a giraffe

Unmovable giraffe on the hill

[Megas Methuselah]

Some British guy goes hunting and aims for the Giraffe's testicles, wherupon it flies away in fear.

The British guy stands on the hill.

[shlin28]

A thousands Frenchmen throws croissants and baguettes at the British person. He was OWNED.

Croissants now rule the hill!

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

Obese person stampede! All food on the hill is eaten.

An obese person now sits on the hill.

[Megas Methuselah]

Miami plastic surgeons pull out their knives and transform the Obese waste of flesh.

A Beautiful person now stands on the hill. :gorgeous:

[Yoyoma1910]

Old age shows up, and crashes the party.



A toothless old hag now stands hunched over on the hill.

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks her to Aruba.

Chuck Norris now stands atop the hill.

[Mek Simmur al Ragaski]

Chuck Norris eventually realises that his greatest enemy is himself. After a ferocious battle, Chuck Norris kills himself. A little boy runs up the hill and pokes Chuck Norris's corpse for the hell of it.

A little boy now stands on the hill

[Megas Methuselah]

A rabid dog charges the boy and tears his head off in a bloody massacre before running off.

Blood now dribbles on the hill.

[Beefy187]

Hordes of Vampires comes along and licks the blood... Yummy. To avoid the shade, they build a vampire castle

vampire castle is on the hill

[Legosoldier]

vampire hunters run to the vampire castle to get rid of all those vampires. rather than just take down the building, they assault the castle and are taken down one by one by the vampires.


a castle with vampire vampire hunters with vampires are now in the castle

[Thermal]

they realized it wasn't halloween anymore and went home


nothing is on the hill

[Legosoldier]

I walk upon the hill

I'm on the hill now

[Thermal]

Lego soldier does a striptease and millions come to watch :kiss:

A striptease is on the hill

[Legosoldier]

I quickly put on my clothes and fly away in a helicopter


a crowd now stands on the hill

[Thermal]

the crowd see a free hot dog sign at the bottom, they run there to find its one of hitlers old gas chambers, they all die, lethal gas is on the hill

[Beefy187]

scientists gathers with their vacuum cleaner. and sucks all the lethal gas on the hill. Then they burn the vacuum..

Remaining of vacuums are left on the hill

[Abokasee]

Bartixan Plagix Hoplix and Peltastix charge up the hill destroying any vacumns, they construct a Pylon to Abokasee and Ranix

A Bartixan Pylon stands on the hill, guarded by Bartixans

[Thermal]

a bomb lands on the hill

the hill explodes

the hill in in multiple pieces, and the pieces touch a brick from a mile away

a house brick is on a fragment of the hills remnants

[Megas Methuselah]

Ares, who happens to be a janitor, sweeps up the pieces and forms the hill again. Lacking a home, Ares then sleeps on it.

Ares is on the hill.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The hill spontaneously reassembles itself.

A man dressed in 13th century Byzantine garb charges up the hill while pushing a cart filled with manatees with laser beams attached to their frickin' heads, and activates his bananapult and whips exploding giraffe feces towards the brick, until the hated brick is no more. He then builds a tower made entirely out of frozen arctic trees, and gets a suntan on the most dangerous balcony of the highest spire of the tallest spike of the tower, which is strangely shaped like a kumquat.

Beware the kumquat tower!!!




Kumquats (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kumquat.jpeg)

Sorry Ares, but frankly, you just don't matter. :clown:

[Thermal]

more like you were shamelessly beat to the post by methuselath and your using that as an excuse :wink:

[Askthepizzaguy]

That's true, but the post was worthy of remaining there. Ignore it or don't.