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POLISH DIVORCE
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend of the circumstances, and
asked him the following questions:
Lawyer: Have you any grounds?
Man: yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundation of the case?
Man: It made of concrete.
Lawyer: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
Man: No, we have a carport, and not need one.
Lawyer: I mean, what are your relations like?
Man: All my relations still in Poland.
Lawyer: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Man: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?
Man: No, I always up before her.
Lawyer: Is your wife a nagger?
Man: No she white.
Lawyer: Why do you want this divorce?
Man: She is going to kill me.
Lawyer: What make you think that?
Man: I got proof.
Lawyer: What kind of proof?
Man: She is going to poison me. She brought a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: "POLISH REMOVER".
You may talk here about anything funny. Jokes, Videos, quotes and so on (under forum rules please :yes: :clown:)!
Enjoy! I start it off!
POLISH DIVORCE
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend of the circumstances, and
asked him the following questions:
Lawyer: Have you any grounds?
Man: yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundation of the case?
Man: It made of concrete.
Lawyer: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
Man: No, we have a carport, and not need one.
Lawyer: I mean, what are your relations like?
Man: All my relations still in Poland.
Lawyer: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Man: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?
Man: No, I always up before her.
Lawyer: Is your wife a nagger?
Man: No she white.
Lawyer: Why do you want this divorce?
Man: She is going to kill me.
Lawyer: What make you think that?
Man: I got proof.
Lawyer: What kind of proof?
Man: She is going to poison me. She brought a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says: "POLISH REMOVER".