Xiahou

[TosaInu]

Will help moderate this forum.

[KukriKhan]

Welcome Xiahou. :bow:

[Pannonian]

Congrats on becoming an ass mod!

[caravel]

Excellent choice. :bow:

[Lemur]

Welcome to the house of pain ...

“Not to go on all-fours; that is the Law. Are we not Men? “Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not Men? “Not to eat Fish or Flesh; that is the Law. Are we not Men? “Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not Men? “Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not Men?

And so from the prohibition of these acts of folly, on to the prohibition of what I thought then were the maddest, most impossible, and most indecent things one could well imagine. A kind of rhythmic fervour fell on all of us; we gabbled and swayed faster and faster, repeating this amazing Law. Superficially the contagion of these brutes was upon me, but deep down within me the laughter and disgust struggled together. We ran through a long list of prohibitions, and then the chant swung round to a new formula.

“His is the House of Pain. “His is the Hand that makes. “His is the Hand that wounds. “His is the Hand that heals.”

And so on for another long series, mostly quite incomprehensible gibberish to me about Him, whoever he might be. I could have fancied it was a dream, but never before have I heard chanting in a dream.

“His is the lightning flash,” we sang. “His is the deep, salt sea.”

A horrible fancy came into my head that Moreau, after animalising these men, had infected their dwarfed brains with a kind of deification of himself. However, I was too keenly aware of white teeth and strong claws about me to stop my chanting on that account.

“His are the stars in the sky.”

At last that song ended. I saw the Ape-man’s face shining with perspiration; and my eyes being now accustomed to the darkness, I saw more distinctly the figure in the corner from which the voice came. It was the size of a man, but it seemed covered with a dull grey hair almost like a Skye-terrier. What was it? What were they all? Imagine yourself surrounded by all the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me.

“He is a five-man, a five-man, a five-man—like me,” said the Ape-man.

[KukriKhan]

That Doctor Moreau... what a wacky guy.

[Gregoshi]

Congrats Xiahou!

[drone]

Congratulations, Xiahou! :medievalcheers:

[Husar]

Not bad, Xiahou, not bad.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Congratulations!

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[PanzerJaeger]

Congrats on the green, man! :2thumbsup:

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

Congrats! :bow:

[Whacker]

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[Xiahou]

Thanks all, I'll try not to get too drunk on my new power. :wizard:

[Martok]

All hail Xiahou! :2thumbsup:

[Spino]

Gratz Mr. X!

[LeftEyeNine]

Ziyahu ! :medievalcheers:

[Alexander the Pretty Good]

Awww, no cool new avatar? :P Congrats Xiahou.

[seireikhaan]

Congrats