I Saw a Fat Pigeon Today [Archive]

Strike For The South

01-31-2009, 05:25

and I'm pretty sure I could've caught it. The thing was just standing there pecking. I stared him straight in the eyes and knew at that moment I could run him down like the rat he is. The pigeon had some real nerve staring this ball of man down.

Good show pigeon, good show.

KukriKhan

01-31-2009, 05:54

He had an important message for you wrapped around his little ankle.

Thermal

01-31-2009, 06:05

and I'm pretty sure I could've caught it. The thing was just standing there pecking. I stared him straight in the eyes and knew at that moment I could run him down like the rat he is. The pigeon had some real nerve staring this ball of man down.

Good show pigeon, good show.

Your mad

a completely inoffensive name

01-31-2009, 06:08

I read this thread because I thought he said "fought it" not "caught it", but this is still entertaining nonetheless.

Dutch_guy

01-31-2009, 13:17

You let it get away ? That's pretty embarrassing Strike.

:balloon2:

Afonso I of Portugal

01-31-2009, 13:27

:jawdrop:

LittleGrizzly

01-31-2009, 14:31

Fat animals rule!

Fat animals unintimidated by humans rule!

My cat used to rule...

pevergreen

01-31-2009, 14:32

On a related note, I saw a pigeon get killed in mid air by a crow. I was just walking home. Then the crow got off the corpse and flew to a nearby tree and just stared at me. I ran.

TevashSzat

01-31-2009, 14:48

Yet on another related note, all of the squirrels around where I live seem to be extremely stupid.

They run across the street fine, but then they wait until you're almost up to them and suddenly dart towards the front of your car, causing you to brake very hard and often, almost get in a crash.

This has happened to me like 5 times already and I am seriously considering just not braking for squirrels now

Dutch_guy

01-31-2009, 15:00

Yet on another related note, all of the squirrels around where I live seem to be extremely stupid.

They run across the street fine, but then they wait until you're almost up to them and suddenly dart towards the front of your car, causing you to break very hard and often, almost get in a crash.

This has happened to me like 5 times already and I am seriously considering just not braking for squirrels now

Squirrels are pretty evil I say, remember that pack of black squirrels attacking and killing a dog ? Should be somewhere in the news of the weird thread.

:balloon2:

rajpoot

01-31-2009, 15:34

Pigeons (most birds infact) make me uncomfortable....truth be told, pigeons not only make me uncomfortable, those reddish eyes of theirs and their habit to go 'grooo-grooo' all the time scares me a bit :sweatdrop:
The way I like birds is roasted, with sauce.

KukriKhan

01-31-2009, 15:42

Yet on another related note, all of the squirrels around where I live seem to be extremely stupid.

They run across the street fine, but then they wait until you're almost up to them and suddenly dart towards the front of your car, causing you to brake very hard and often, almost get in a crash.

This has happened to me like 5 times already and I am seriously considering just not braking for squirrels now

Squirrely (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL1uFjSbvnA)

Megas Methuselah

02-05-2009, 02:19

This thread is hilarious. :laugh4:

Subedei

02-05-2009, 11:13

I was outstared by a huge wild pig once. Well, I was in the woods hiking and came round a corner & there it was - unscared, fast & armed.
I stopped & started walking backwards after some scary moments. The piggie did nothing, just stared....~:eek:~::fainting: