How Many 5 Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

[Strike For The South]

30 (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/%3Ca%20href=)">30 (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5)

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

[desert]

Ahem.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/

[naut]

:laugh4:

26, then again I have worked in a day-care centre.

[Uesugi Kenshin]

28.

Seeing as Strike used to play football I'll take it as a compliment that a website thinks I could almost take on as many children as he could.

[Veho Nex]

30 lol

[PanzerJaeger]

Man, only 22. :shame:

Was fairly strong in the first section as I'm tall and fairly athletic, but pretty miserably in the second - never been in a fight and didn't take karate in 6th grade.

...Oh, and I had no problems with the moral questions. :drunk:

[desert]

It says I could take 15, but thats a crock. I can barely handle my 6-year old sister :embarassed::laugh4:

[CountArach]

17 here. I'm just too damn moral.

[pevergreen]

39.

[spmetla]

Only 20 here.

I think they should have questions on volume, an adult voice yelling angrily usually has a passivizing effect on 5 year olds.

[Beefy187]

27

And I thought I was pretty good with all the dirty fighting im willing to do :shame:

[Sigurd]

https://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/asleka/5yearolds.jpg

:laugh4:

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

14 apparently - considering that I struggled to beat an eight year old in an arm wrestle recently, I'm sure its slightly over estimated ~:(

[Andres]

28.

[LittleGrizzly]

29! my lack of hieght, arm length and martail arts training didn't help...

[Cute Wolf]

20 in the quiz... i still felt guilty for them...

But I can beat much more of them if required... I'm pretty sure that my index finger and knuckle are capable to create fatal blow onto the temple... I once study chinesse acupuncture and human pressure points... (my uncle is an acupuncturist), and if the children want to kill me, I will give'em that fatal blow, one by one... after pray for my sins...:smash:

[Monk]

27.



:laugh4: @ pever's 39.

[Rhyfelwyr]

24... but I reckon if I started swinging one about as a weapon early on I could take way more...

[Hooahguy]

21. morality kills.

[FactionHeir]

Merely 30 :sad:

[Hosakawa Tito]

28. Distract them first by throwing a fist-full of candy on the ground. It's an old grandpa trick...

[pevergreen]

27.



:laugh4: @ pever's 39.

Ok, ok. I tested what the maximum was. 39 is the max, picking all the best options.

[seireikhaan]

24. Ethics...

[rasoforos]

22...

Your post gave me an awful feeling of Deja-Vu.

My most remembered dream ever goes as follows:

I am in a big open square and I realize I am surrounded by hundreds of little happy looking children (5-6 years old)...about 300-400 of them. I am all cool when suddenly they start attacking me. Some of them have knives and stab on my legs. I am shocked and I tell them to stop but they just smile and keep on attacking and more are coming. Suddenly I get very enraged and I strangle one of them, pick his knife up and start fighting back and killing them. They finally retreat but I am not satisfied, I chase them around the square until I kill every last one of those really cute kids. I feel very happy and satisfied while I am doing it.

When I am done I see this guy. He is about 40, bald, wearing safari clothes. He says 'Hi' and I ask him who he is. He says 'I am God's brother' (I am an atheist but I call his bluff) and I ask him 'Then why haven't I heard of you?'. He replies 'Because I do not show of like my brother does' and then says 'Goodbye, you will see me again' and then the dream ends...


This has happened 10 years ago. I haven't seen him yet... I believe the dream had to do with the end of my childhood and I find it very strange because of my pacifist views on life. I dreamed about it so it wasn't really voluntary. It is scary that someone consciously though of something so sick. It also kind of freaking me out that my dream is out there... :inquisitive:

[shlin28]

10

Weak Body + No Martial Experience + Good Morals = ~:mecry:

[Vladimir]

30. My morals are slipping.

[Crazed Rabbit]

30.

I wonder if I could wear my motorcycle gear. A big helmet, tough leather jacket and steel toed boots should help.

CR

[||Lz3||]

only 17 <.< :no:

[Crazed Rabbit]

Clearly you need to work on your child beating skills.

Oddly enough, I was skiing this weekend and discussion came up of what we'd do if, while racing down the mountain, a slow moving child got in the way, and one person suggested the more extreme people on the team would "crossblock the child" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9KKQUXWYOc) (That is, while turning, bring your downhill pole in front of your body diagonally to shunt the object in the way (usually a gate on a race course) out of the way.)

CR

[Abokasee]

I have beaten STFS!: 39! (http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=39)!

Kkekekek! I am the Anti-Child!
Im probably not as strong as STFS, but I pratically have no sense of danger (My warning point history dosnt even tell 5% of the story)

If I had a weapon I would probably get it up to 179, because my limbs would get tired then. The weapon you ask? Long Handled Hachet, with a small metal grip that goes up and down, so I can use the full leverage with one hand!

Come down with me to the Letrine of Unethicallity

[Strike For The South]

Morals? Are yall serious?

@CR Can't you just lower your shoulder?

[Crazed Rabbit]

Morals? Are yall serious?

@CR Can't you just lower your shoulder?

Well its harder when skiing, since hitting them with your shoulders when they are in your path means they are more likely to become entangled in your skis and legs after you knock them down.

CR

[TevashSzat]

23 here

[Thermal]

18 :balloon2:

[Legosoldier]

22 kids...