View Full Version : Strike not going to county lock up= Epic win
Strike For The South
02-05-2009, 18:45
Take that Jack county office of the peace lady.
Banquo's Ghost
02-05-2009, 19:02
Would you like to explain?
Enquiring minds are agog with anticipation.
County is where you meet the most interesting people. :yes:
Gregoshi
02-05-2009, 19:20
County is where you meet the most interesting people. :yes:
Indeed! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPRZntXAcMM) :laugh4:
Strike For The South
02-05-2009, 19:29
Would you like to explain?
Enquiring minds are agog with anticipation.
I got a speeding ticket a while back for going 92 in a 70 on the road from Ft.Worth to Lubbock (also known as the moon) I payed the ticket and proceeded to do and send in my DD. Flash to yesterday. I get pulled over for speeding (trend?) The cop runs my license and says there is a warrant for my arrest. To which I reply Bull****. I get taken in screaming to high hell that Im squared away and etc. etc. So the cop does a favor and calls the county, turns out a clerical error was responsible for this whole mess (The judges secretary failed to file it properly causing another secretary to send out the warrant when the computer said I was unpaid)
I got really lucky to. I have a beautiful face.
Moral: Call and make sure your squared away.
Banquo's Ghost
02-05-2009, 19:39
I got a speeding ticket a while back for going 92 in a 70 on the road from Ft.Worth to Lubbock (also known as the moon) I payed the ticket and proceeded to do and send in my DD. Flash to yesterday. I get pulled over for speeding (trend?) The cop runs my license and says there is a warrant for my arrest. To which I reply Bull****. I get taken in screaming to high hell that Im squared away and etc. etc. So the cop does a favor and calls the county, turns out a clerical error was responsible for this whole mess (The judges secretary failed to file it properly causing another secretary to send out the warrant when the computer said I was unpaid)
I got really lucky to. I have a beautiful face.
Moral: Call and make sure your squared away.
Thank you. And indeed, lucky you.
Though I imagine you are fortunate that you don't have the police from Crazed Rabbit's area, as I understand they would have shot you down like a dog at the first "bu..."
:wink3:
Strike For The South
02-05-2009, 19:42
Thank you. And indeed, lucky you.
Though I imagine you are fortunate that you don't have the police from Crazed Rabbit's area, as I understand they would have shot you down like a dog at the first "bu..."
:wink3:
The cops here are all pretty cool. Most of them are Tech alumni or huge fans. Not to mention being an ol boy has its privileges
Fisherking
02-05-2009, 19:46
Had a friend who was pulled over. Said he had a warrant, went to jail…a weekend too…hundreds of miles from home, in another state…
Monday comes around and guess what. There was a warrant. But a different SSN!
Moral of the story, if your name is Johnson, change it!
:beam:
Hosakawa Tito
02-05-2009, 20:22
Moral: Call and make sure your squared away Stop speeding.
Fixed. Remember, the nailhead that sticks out is the one that gets :smash:. Be calm, polite and don't resist even if the cop is being a jerk. That way you have the legal ammunition you need in a false arrest lawsuit.
Crazed Rabbit
02-05-2009, 21:02
Thank you. And indeed, lucky you.
Though I imagine you are fortunate that you don't have the police from Crazed Rabbit's area, as I understand they would have shot you down like a dog at the first "bu..."
:wink3:
Last week they called out several SWAT teams to raid a fraternity at my college.
Once a woman cop came to my dorm and talked about, among other things, how ten some years ago a bunch of cops and state troopers almost shot their way out of the middle of a student riot against dry campus rules, because they were surrounded and students were rambunctious. Of course, getting a black eye fighting with students is simply not acceptable when you can shoot them.
Anyways, way to go Strike! Are radar detectors legal in Texas?
CR
Strike For The South
02-05-2009, 21:24
Last week they called out several SWAT teams to raid a fraternity at my college.
Once a woman cop came to my dorm and talked about, among other things, how ten some years ago a bunch of cops and state troopers almost shot their way out of the middle of a student riot against dry campus rules, because they were surrounded and students were rambunctious. Of course, getting a black eye fighting with students is simply not acceptable when you can shoot them.
Anyways, way to go Strike! Are radar detectors legal in Texas?
CR
Yup thats how I got caught.
Crazed Rabbit
02-05-2009, 21:31
Woops, I meant, civilian gadgets to detect cop's radar guns, like this. (http://www.valentine1.com/)
CR
Strike For The South
02-05-2009, 21:32
Woops, I meant, civilian gadgets to detect cop's radar guns, like this. (http://www.valentine1.com/)
CR
Yea. Nearly everyone I know has one lol. Are the legal where your at?
Don Corleone
02-05-2009, 21:35
The only place they're not legal is the state of Virginia. How they know it's not a GPS until they actually pull you over, is beyond me...
Gregoshi
02-05-2009, 21:45
How they know it's not a GPS until they
actually pull you over, is beyond me...
Maybe it is the sudden drop of 30-40mph when you come in range of their radar gun.
Major Robert Dump
02-05-2009, 22:30
If you drive naked and cover your rims with tin foil radar can't detect you. This only applies to cars, not motorcycles.
I spent about 15 minutes in county once when I was 17, it was terrifying, particularly when they marched me in with my blanket and a big Indian fella, in not so many words, explained that I had a mouth that would fit not one but two special items simeltaniously. The parents really came through on that day.
The only place they're not legal is the state of Virginia. How they know it's not a GPS until they actually pull you over, is beyond me...
The fuzzbuster-buster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radar_detector_detector), of course. Picks up leakage from the radar detector's oscillator. Not much use these days, but they will still confiscate if they find one plugged in when they pull you over. Unconstitutional, if you ask me, if they are going to irradiate me I have the right to know about it.
LittleGrizzly
02-06-2009, 00:58
From The fuzzbuster-buster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radar_detector_detector)
This form of "electronic warfare (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_warfare)" cuts both ways and since detector-detectors use a similar superheterodyne receiver, many early "stealth" radar detectors are equipped with a radar-detector-detector-detector circuit
What the cops need now is a radar-detector-detector-detector-detector circuit!
Gregoshi
02-06-2009, 02:07
What the cops need now is a radar-detector-detector-detector-detector circuit!
Isn't this what detectives are for?
seireikhaan
02-06-2009, 03:31
Good man, Strike.
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