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Post the manliest name you've ever heard.
And don't google "manly names" or anything like that. Just post the one you already know of.
Mine is Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster (he's real, look him up).
Sasaki Kojiro
02-19-2009, 08:40
D'Brickashaw Ferguson is pretty good. Left tackle for somebody.
Lance armstrong isn't bad either.
a completely inoffensive name
02-19-2009, 08:40
Max Power
Strike for the South
Maximus Decimus Meridius
.... oh wait
Christopher Clint EastwoodWalkin
The ultimate hybrid of the two biggest sources of manliness.
Veho Nex
02-19-2009, 08:41
Bill
Alexander the Pretty Good
02-19-2009, 09:05
Post the manliest name you've ever heard.
And don't google "manly names" or anything like that. Just post the one you already know of.
Mine is Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster (he's real, look him up).
Did you see that on Cracked?
Duke Nukem is fairly dripping in testosterone, of course.
Did you see that on Cracked?
Alright, so me, you, and Lemur make 3.
Beefy187
02-19-2009, 09:24
Jack Bauer
pevergreen
02-19-2009, 10:37
Sarge.
From the popular Web Series, Red vs Blue.
Vuk Brankovic
I do not say that because it is my internet name, rather I chose my internet name for that reason.
Brad Spector. Is my porn name
Chuck. You know the rest.
Well, from Hindi names, the manliest sounding one I've heard is Magadeshwar Singh.
You break it into Magadh (was the greatest kingdom in India around Alexander's time) and Eeshwar (Hindi for 'lord'), so the name means lord of Magadh.
In English names, Arthur.
Somebody Else
02-19-2009, 14:41
Sue.
seireikhaan
02-19-2009, 15:32
Alright, so me, you, and Lemur make 3.
Magnus ver Magnusson.
Maion Maroneios
02-19-2009, 16:53
Sorry to my American friends beforehand, but most of your names suck big time. No meaning at all, so no real 'coolness' or 'manliness' about them for me as well.
Maion
Rhyfelwyr
02-19-2009, 16:53
Lance Uppercut :cool:
Sorry to my American friends beforehand, but most of your names suck big time. No meaning at all, so no real 'coolness' or 'manliness' about them for me as well.
Maion
lol, we really do not have any of our own names (we have SOME that we made up ourselves, but you can count em on one hand), we use names or variations of names from around the world. Some times we change the name a bit, but it still has the same meaning. If you do not like American names, then you do not like names. :P Garuntee you that at least 90% of the world's (currently used) names are used by at least one person in America. (that would actually be an interesting study...)
Gregoshi
02-19-2009, 17:27
Manfred Mann ftw. ~D
Real men don't need names. They just are.
Reverend Joe
02-19-2009, 17:54
Real men don't need names. They just are.
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:no:
well, I agree with the guy that the manliest of men need no names (in theory).
Yoyoma1910
02-19-2009, 18:04
I would say, the manliest name in the world is:
Yo-yo Ma.
Here, let me us this name in a sentence.
Yo, yo man! You better watch it or I'm gonna step in here and rectify this situation.
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Bah, he has a name. The manliest man is clearly The Man With No Name:
https://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2144/z071207mannonamexn1.jpg
GeneralHankerchief
02-19-2009, 19:19
I had a quarterback playing Madden one time whose name was Mack Crankshaw.
Sasaki Kojiro
02-19-2009, 19:21
Having no name wouldn't be manly...
Togakure
02-19-2009, 19:26
I like the idea of modesty (probably because I lack that quality). Hence I think Justin O. Smith is a cool, real name (O = other).
Reverend Joe
02-19-2009, 19:28
Having no name wouldn't be manly...
It's not that he doesn't have a name, it's that he doesn't need one.
But yeah, the name John Wayne is probably the manliest. And even if he had stuck with Marion Morrison, that would just become the manliest name. And I don't even like John Wayne.
Bah, he has a name. The manliest man is clearly The Man With No Name:
https://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2144/z071207mannonamexn1.jpg
clint eastwood isnt a manly name is it? :wink:
clint eastwood isnt a manly name is it? :wink:
Which alternative Back to the Future universe are you living in? I suppose you think Biff is the manliest name. :inquisitive:
Gregoshi
02-19-2009, 20:40
Biff is one of the sounds Batman makes when he hits a bad guy. Sounds pretty manly to me. :laugh4:
So should I make a poll for this, or should I wait for more input?
Hosakawa Tito
02-20-2009, 00:18
Magnus Magnusson - strongest man in the world champion in the mid 90's
Roberto "Hands of Stone" Duran - champion middle weight boxer in the 70's & 80's
Michael Stonebreaker - linebacker for Notre Dame in the late 80's early 90's
Angus Cobb - a colleague from work. Think corn-fed Nebraska farm-boy 6'6" 300lbs. A fight breaks out on your housing unit of inmates...the first guy you want to see lumbering through the door to cover your back is Cobb. That's MR. COBB, SIR to you, convict.
Yoyoma1910
02-20-2009, 03:22
Chest Rockwell.
Brock Sampson- From the adult swim show The Venture Bros.
Lord Godfrey
02-21-2009, 16:52
Dirk Diggler from Boogie Nights
Which alternative Back to the Future universe are you living in? I suppose you think Biff is the manliest name. :inquisitive:
No i already said earlier in the thread that it was nancy pinklefairy :furious3:
Kralizec
02-22-2009, 22:37
Joseph Stalin. It means man of steel, so... :balloon2:
Gurthro Steenkamp and Bismarck du Plessis. South African Rugby players.
Then there's good old Bruce, a real man's name.
Barack Obama
:thumbsdown:
:help::unitedstates:
~:yin-yang:
AAAAAnyways,
Harry Callahan
R'as al Ghul
02-24-2009, 12:55
He-man!!!!
:beam:
Let me amend my choice to Skillet Galleyman.
He is someone who my dad used to tell stories about. Of course I do not believe any of them, but my dad loved to tell stories that were not true. He worked as a machinist with my dad, and he used to come over and visit a lot when I was too young to remember. (yeah, right) He was of African decent, but he did not know who his parents were. He got his name from a gang that he belonged to when he was younger. He was bald, and weighed almost 400lbs. They called him skillet, because he got hit over the head with a skillet when he was younger, and the skillet bounced back and hit the guy who was holding it in the face. Everyone at work knew him as a guy who would take no crap and give none either. He was always a safe bet to hang out with, as long as you did not ask him about how he got his scars.
My dad told the story a heck of a lot better than I ever could. :P He told me tons about him when I was younger (lots of it conflicted), and I believed him for most of my life (probably at least until I was 14). I learned later that he ripped him off from a fictionalised book some guy from Harlem wrote about himself. :P Even though he is not real, I still think of the name as real today. :P My dad used to be able to tell some woppers of stories.
Yoyoma1910
02-24-2009, 21:15
Hillary Clinton
Cute Wolf
02-25-2009, 10:29
Dicky :laugh4:
Jürgen Macho, an Austrian football goalkeeper
It would be even better if his first name was Günther, but Jürgen works pretty nicely too.
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88
02-25-2009, 16:21
Michael!
That's my first name, we all know it's the best there is for a boy! :medievalcheers::crown:
Rhyfelwyr
02-25-2009, 16:52
Lesley.
frogbeastegg
02-25-2009, 18:21
Once, during a very slow day at work, I contemplated the possibility of writing a spoof version of those awful trashy medieval romance novels. I blame it on the fact I was pricing and merchandising the ~500 Milles&Boons historicals someone had decided the bookshop needed. The ideas I came up with had my colleges in stitches. The male lead's name was pretty good, if I do say so myself.
Ricardo FitzUrse. Use my smart English pronunciation and that sounds like Rick-hardo Fits-Urs. All his friends were going to call him Hardo, and naturally everyone would be totally blind as to how bad this sounded.
Hardo was a manly man to out-man all the rest. He's so tough he would make Conan cry, and then cry himself because he's in touch with his feminine side too. Every last crappy stereotype went into Hardo's creation, and indeed into the rest of the work.
My second choice for his name was Everard. Pronunciation: ever-hard. The audience decided that he absolutely had to be Ricardo's brother, and the lead character of the sequel.
Togakure
02-26-2009, 01:23
Dick.
Aemilius Paulus
02-26-2009, 03:42
Scarface? Scars are manly I suppose.
Aemilius Paulus
02-26-2009, 03:44
Gah! Is the Frontroom always such as steaming pile of spam?? What hypocrisy it was to repeatedly ban the EB Tavern when you have this fine establishment...
Sorry, just two pence from a Frontroom n00b.
a completely inoffensive name
02-26-2009, 05:53
Gah! Is the Frontroom always such as steaming pile of spam?? What hypocrisy it was to repeatedly ban the EB Tavern when you have this fine establishment...
Sorry, just two pence from a Frontroom n00b.
You think that argument wasn't already tried by me and Meth? lol back onto the original topic (spam):
Magnus Ver Magnusson
look him up.
Cute Wolf
02-26-2009, 05:58
Phyrrhos Akikades, He still capable to attack Spartans after get humiliated by the Romani, deserted by most of his Makedonian subjects, but still had the confidence, truly the man up to the bone....:2thumbsup:
Aemilius Paulus
02-26-2009, 06:04
Alright. This getting ridiculous. A person has yet to mention Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger/Rainier Luftwaffe Wolfcastle. Also, Wolfgang sounds very masculine. Y'know, like a combination of a wolf and a street gang, both of which are stereotypicaly an embodiment of all that pertains to the male sex.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is good, but the Alois makes it gay. Same for the second one; it would be much better without the Rainier.
The New Che Guevara
02-27-2009, 00:30
awesome names...
Riche McCaw
Jerry Collins
Waisale Serevi
Marika Vunibaka
Alexander the Pretty Good
02-27-2009, 09:37
Once, during a very slow day at work, I contemplated the possibility of writing a spoof version of those awful trashy medieval romance novels. I blame it on the fact I was pricing and merchandising the ~500 Milles&Boons historicals someone had decided the bookshop needed. The ideas I came up with had my colleges in stitches. The male lead's name was pretty good, if I do say so myself.
Ricardo FitzUrse. Use my smart English pronunciation and that sounds like Rick-hardo Fits-Urs. All his friends were going to call him Hardo, and naturally everyone would be totally blind as to how bad this sounded.
Hardo was a manly man to out-man all the rest. He's so tough he would make Conan cry, and then cry himself because he's in touch with his feminine side too. Every last crappy stereotype went into Hardo's creation, and indeed into the rest of the work.
My second choice for his name was Everard. Pronunciation: ever-hard. The audience decided that he absolutely had to be Ricardo's brother, and the lead character of the sequel.
Why am I not reading this?
Maion Maroneios
02-27-2009, 14:58
Why am I not reading this?
Dunno, maybe because it belongs somewhere in a 'Stories' thread instead of a place where you just say what name you find the manliest of all? :inquisitive:
Btw, same goes for that story with that bald African guy :tongue:
Maion
Ron Perlman
http://movies.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ron-perlman-hellboy2-1280w.jpg
CmacQ
frogbeastegg
02-28-2009, 13:08
Wolfman Beerworth.
That has to win the thread. I just saw it in a preview of the RPG Drakansang; the game's random name generator spat it out.
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