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Strike For The South
02-22-2009, 06:43
One I will dress up in a suit because he likes to be serious and the other I will dress up in a Guns and Roses T-shirt because he likes to party.

They will become staples of the Mr and Ms. South home.

Thats is all gentleman, good night.
a completely inoffensive name
02-22-2009, 11:22
You need awesome names for them or they will get angry and throw feces at you and your appliances.
Hosakawa Tito
02-22-2009, 12:16
Don't give them Xanax (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29227429/).
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/chimpwithgun2ygresized01.jpg
King Jan III Sobieski
02-22-2009, 19:41
They might rip your face off. I'd rather have a dog.
Strategos Alexandros
02-22-2009, 20:28
I Want Two Chimps

Don't we all my friend, don't we all. :beam:
Ibrahim
02-24-2009, 04:30
I prefer Bonobos: they are similar to chimps, smaller, cuter, and less dangerous.:yes:
cmacq
02-24-2009, 15:42
Don't give them Xanax (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29227429/).
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v517/hoppy84/chimpwithgun2ygresized01.jpg

...is that Christopher Lloyd???


CmacQ
Ibrahim
02-24-2009, 16:09
...is that Christopher Lloyd???


CmacQ

I think so.:laugh4:
Spino
02-24-2009, 18:57
Sounds like a joke...

Two chimps walk into a ranch home in Lubbock...

https://img124.imageshack.us/img124/910/monkeygun.jpg (https://imageshack.us)
https://img124.imageshack.us/img124/monkeygun.jpg/1/w500.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img124/monkeygun.jpg/1/)
Cute Wolf
02-25-2009, 10:39
And I want to EAT that chimps... sounds yummy....:laugh4:
Subedei
02-25-2009, 10:44
I prefer Bonobos: they are similar to chimps, smaller, cuter, and less dangerous.:yes:

Yet they solve social tension issues by U know...sexual activities....may add a bit of danger to your everyday live!
Major Robert Dump
02-25-2009, 12:37
This thread is racist, please lock
Fixiwee
02-25-2009, 12:47
This thread is racist, please lock

haha, what.
I of the Storm
02-25-2009, 13:17
speciesist, to be precise
Vladimir
02-25-2009, 19:10
In both cases, I demand an apology.
Ibrahim
02-25-2009, 20:43
Yet they solve social tension issues by U know...sexual activities....may add a bit of danger to your everyday live!

bonobo sex..oh yes, it leaves nothing to imagination..makes the sexual revolution look like a coy people's festival:clown:

but that's why I want them in pairs; they can have sex when they are angry, not tear my face off.:clown:

@Mr.Dump: how is this racist? this thread is specifically meant to address popular demand for that adorable primate, the chimpanzee. I do not want chimps, I want bonobos darnit!!:clown:
Megas Methuselah
02-26-2009, 02:23
speciesist, to be precise

Is that how you spell it? I always thought it was specist... :dizzy2:
I of the Storm
02-26-2009, 12:49
Is that how you spell it? I always thought it was specist... :dizzy2:

No idea, actually. I kind of made this up as I thought that 'race' would be the wrong category and 'species' would be more appropriate. My bet is that there is no such word.
PanzerJaeger
02-26-2009, 16:30
This thread is racist, please lock

Oh noes!

https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y104/panzerjaeger/chimpcartoon460-1.jpg
cmacq
02-27-2009, 03:02
oh yes travis...
oh yes!


https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=126&pictureid=996




CmacQ