Mini Game II- [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Given the success of the first Mini game, I'd like to host another for all who are interested.

Please leave the other game open for commentary, and after about a week it can be closed.


Signups: (7/7)

Yoyoma1910
Captain Blackadder
Beefy187
Warman8
777Ares777
TheFlax
CountArach




Options:

Murder Manor Mini Mafia II
Mini Simpsons Mafia II
Futurama Mini I
South Park Mini I
Family Guy Mini I
Star Trek Mini I


If you sign up, vote: your chosen game. Be ready to play any of the above. No knowledge of the shows is necessary.

[Yoyoma1910]

:holmes:

[Captain Blackadder]

Sign me up atpg

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hopefully I can get a certain someone access to the gameroom and I can get her to join this one. Would be a good starter game for her.

you're both in, fellas.

[Beefy187]

I'll join if there is space :bow:

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Count me in!


:crown::crown:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok fellows, you're in!

Do make sure you don't neglect your voting duties, everyone... with only 7 peoples, it gets sensitive to the absence of anyone. If you have RL absence, I understand. Otherwise make it a priority or no joiny.

:clown:

[Thermal]

Sexy

vote: murder manor 2

[Askthepizzaguy]

OOOOOHHHHH 777Ares777:

That is the largest signature lineI have ever seen.

:smash:

You might frighten people off with that thing.

[Thermal]

Hehe, Tosa will make me cut it back more than likely :sweatdrop:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hehe, Tosa will make me cut it back more than likely :sweatdrop:

Isn't there a way to put the images side by side?

[Yoyoma1910]

Isn't there a way to put the images side by side?

Yeah, don't hit return between image code, you should still be able to space. Start your text on a line below all the images.

[Askthepizzaguy]

*slaps himself in the forehead*

Wait... let me practice this dark sorcery: ....... There.


Did it work?

[Yoyoma1910]

*slaps himself in the forehead*

Wait... let me practice this dark sorcery: ....... There.


Did it work?

No... But I grew rabbit ears.

[TheFlax]

Since I'm not in psycho anymore, I'll sign up and as you probably guessed; vote: star trek

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Vote:Mini Simpsons Mafia II



:bow:

[Askthepizzaguy]

"Tally"

Simpsons: 1
Star Trek: 1
Murder Manor: 1


Only one more signup required.

[Askthepizzaguy]

:bump:

Anyone want in? Last call... :medievalcheers:

[CountArach]

Sure.

Vote: Murder Manor

[Askthepizzaguy]

Thanks much, CountArach.

Murder Manor has two votes, which makes it the most chosen option. Writing role PMs now, and desperately coming up with a backstory.

[Askthepizzaguy]

This is the link to Murder Manor I (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=113687). I highly suggest you read it, if you haven't already.

Rules:
1. 24 hour days, extensions granted if I don't get a vote from everyone. Please tell me if you can't get your vote in on time. Max 48 hours~ for a day phase.

2. Night phases usually end as soon as I get night actions, but this game has no night actions, so there are only day phases. Therefore this will be a very quick game. The full version should be more complicated.

3. The game ends when the intruder has been caught, or Askthepizzaguy is murdered.

4. Have fun, and obey all sportsmanship rules. DO NOT use screenshots or other means of proving your own innocence. Role Pm's can be shared or forged all you like, because they prove NOTHING, and it is ok to talk in private. The dead may speak freely, but not vote.

Please understand the usual permanent ban from my games rule is still in effect if any sort of unsportsmanlike conduct or otherwise blatant cheating goes unreported. I hate reposting the same rules over and over again. If you must cheat to win a game like this, then I feel sorry for you.

Gosh, writing the rules makes me feel like a jerk. But... unpleasant business aside, let's have some fun!

EDIT: added to teh rulez:

Don't forget everyone, we are voting for Rooms, not players.

[CountArach]

Vote: Beefy

He looks shifty.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day One:

It was still winter. Askthepizzaguy still hated the cold.

It was only a week since the last intruder broke inside his Manor, and he was still cleaning up the debris from the explosions, mopping up the bacon grease, and spraying disinfectant all over the bloody stains left behind by the zombies and the uneaten entrails. Just another normal day at Pizzaguy Manor.

Askthepizzaguy's driver dropped him off in front of his mansion, and he helped Pizzaguy carry the tools and equipment inside. Once again, the front door had been completely smashed in, and the security system was still broken from last time. Those repair men were awfully slow, given how much they were being paid. After dismissing his driver, he once again pulled out his silenced pistol, and listened to the voices in his head...



https://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3839/23732152mansion.jpg

Help me find the intruder, or else I will be murdered in my own home.

Players:

Yoyoma1910
Captain Blackadder
Beefy187
Warman8
777Ares777
TheFlax
CountArach

Unsearched Rooms: (7/7)

Attic
Basement
Bathroom
Coat Closet
Gift-wrapping room
Kitchen
Study

____________________

[Yoyoma1910]

Are we voting rooms or people this time?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh, sorry bout that. Rooms again, yes.

Don't forget everyone, we are voting for Rooms, not players.

[Yoyoma1910]

Vote:gift-wrapping room



That one sounds fishy to me. What kind of a secret agent would have that in his mansion? What is this place, a Macy's?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Just a very, very, very large mansion with a lot of unnecessary rooms.

[Captain Blackadder]

Vote:gift-wrapping room



That one sounds fishy to me. What kind of a secret agent would have that in his mansion? What is this place, a Macy's?

I agree a gift wrapping room is a strange it must be the entrance to the secret lair like the closest was last time. That is where any smart intruder would be hiding.

VOTE GIFT WRAPPING ROOM

[Yoyoma1910]

*bump*



Does everyone know this is running?

[Askthepizzaguy]

They should, everyone must have their role pms by now.

[Beefy187]

Sorry I just remembered.. Naughty me..

I feel really pretty today. So I was like.. OMG.. I'm soo not in the mood of voting. I mean. OMG. Who actually wants to get searched?

If the killer is actually... Like seriously in my room, I would've kicked him out by now. Like.. Seriously.

You know what I hate? I hate school. Like seriously. Who wants to be surrounded by books? OMG. I soo hate to be the study.

Vote: Study

Never liked that nerd.. Study anyway. OMG.

xx

[CountArach]

Search: Kitchen

[TheFlax]

I concur with beefy, on everything he said. :clown:

Thus, vote:Study

[Askthepizzaguy]

Tally:


Gift-wrapping room: 2 (Yoyoma1910, Captain Blackadder)
Study: 2 (Beefy187, TheFlax)
Kitchen: 1 (CountArach)

Not voting: Warman8, 777Ares777

[Beefy187]

I concur with beefy, on everything he said. :clown:

Thus, vote:Study

OMG. You sound soo pretty.. Which room are you? Like.. Seriously.. We should hang out :yes:

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Hmmmmmmm.



Vote:Study

[TheFlax]

Yay! Study will... like... totally be searched!

[Thermal]

vote:study

Because I'm a dirty mafia and I want everyone but me dead, dead I tell you! hahaha!

[Yoyoma1910]

vote:study

Because I'm a dirty mafia and I want everyone but me dead, dead I tell you! hahaha!

So, uh, which room are you then?

[Thermal]

So, uh, which room are you then?

study :mellow:

wha,, what am i doing!? :sweatdrop:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Tally:


Study: 4 (Beefy187, TheFlax, warman, Ares777)
Gift-wrapping room: 2 (Yoyoma1910, Captain Blackadder)
Kitchen: 1 (CountArach)

Round ends roughly midnight tonight, my time.

[CountArach]

study :mellow:

wha,, what am i doing!? :sweatdrop:
No way! A fake reveal at this point in the game!? That takes guts man...

Unvote: Kitchen
Vote: Bathroom

Because it sounds Ares-ish... I think I've caught him!

Or something...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Tally:


Study: 4 (Beefy187, TheFlax, warman, Ares777)
Gift-wrapping room: 2 (Yoyoma1910, Captain Blackadder)
Bathroom: 1 (CountArach)

I have to wrap up this round and do the writeup, and the lynch choice seems clear. If the vote changes significantly while I do the writeup (I have to do two tonight) then I will hold off until 1AM my time. Is this the correct tally?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Phase One

Askthepizzaguy stopped for a moment and meditated, and the voices came. This time, they seemed to be very clear that the Study was the place to look. Such clear decisiveness was unusual for the voices, and so Askthepizzaguy took this as a good omen. With silenced pistol in hand, and resolute determination in his expression, he kicked open the door to the study and immediately began checking everywhere for the intruder. There were many bookshelves to check behind, and so Pizzaguy rolled into the room, ducking low, and slid past each stack of books. No intruder behind them, he dodged behind the last bookshelf on the left, and kept to the ground.

"It's no use hiding... I already called for backup!" Pizzaguy bluffed. There was no backup, but any psychological advantage would prove useful. "You may have figured out where I live, and discovered what I was up to, but rest assured I am not bluffing when I say that I will catch you, scumbag! We will do battle, to the death, if necessary!"

Pizzaguy fired rounds into the air, trying to provoke action. So much for the nicely tiled ceiling.

"You might as well reveal yourself to me now, I have nothing left to lose!" shouted Pizzaguy. "It's worth the risk, especially if you don't have a vital role!" he continued, oddly. "My partner will know who you are, and that information will come in handy, I swear it, sire!" It seems that in his anxious state, Pizzaguy's mind was in several places at once. He suddenly spoke as if he had the accent of an english peasant. "People may lie to me, but most will tell the truth, so it's useful information, guv'na!"

He seemed to be speaking directly to the voices themselves now. Suddenly he snapped out of it and focused on the current situation. There was an intruder in his mansion, and that scumbag had to die. All the scumbags had to die. That was Pizzaguy's mission in life, and in death, to seek and destroy all the scumbags. He was prepared to die for the cause of the Town.

He kicked over the bookshelf, and it toppled into another one, and another one, and another one... until the entire floor was covered in furniture and books. The falling shelves crushed everything else in the room, and only Pizzaguy was left standing. "Bloody hell...." Pizzaguy said. There was no one in here. And this room was a total disaster area.

One of the voices in Pizzaguy's head went silent.


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/library.jpg

Remaining Rooms: (6/7)

Attic
Basement
Bathroom
Coat Closet
Gift-wrapping room
Kitchen

Inactive voices: (1/7)

CountArach - Study



Begin Phase Two voting round. There is no night phase.

Round ends 2359 my time, March 14th. Daylight savings in effect, means my time is about an hour before the rest of yours.

[Captain Blackadder]

O.K then since Count Arach is the only person who can be confirmed that is not leading us away from the location of the usurper following his lead is as good a place as any to start

VOTE BATHROOM

[Beefy187]

Vote: Kitchen

I'm on diet. Seriously Kitchen? You make me fat :smash:

[CountArach]

O.K then since Count Arach is the only person who can be confirmed that is not leading us away from the location of the usurper following his lead is as good a place as any to start

VOTE BATHROOM
Actually that was just me trying to start a bandwagon on something that wasn't the study.

I find it somewhat suspicious that you are so willing to follow me without any evidence that I know what is going on. As such I would be think that you are not the bathroom, but you may be the room with the evil-doer in it.

To everyone else - Don't vote for the bathroom.

[Thermal]

vote: kitchen

Am I Bluffing? :mellow:

[Captain Blackadder]

Actually that was just me trying to start a bandwagon on something that wasn't the study.

I find it somewhat suspicious that you are so willing to follow me without any evidence that I know what is going on. As such I would be think that you are not the bathroom, but you may be the room with the evil-doer in it.

To everyone else - Don't vote for the bathroom.

No currently any vote is a crapshot there is no real evidence for any room more then another. Since mafia would be trying to misdirect us and you are a confirmed innocent then what you said has slightly more weight then any of the other options that are available to us.

[CountArach]

No currently any vote is a crapshot there is no real evidence for any room more then another. Since mafia would be trying to misdirect us and you are a confirmed innocent then what you said has slightly more weight then any of the other options that are available to us.
But how would I have any evidence beyond anyone else?

[Captain Blackadder]

As I said before no one has any more evidence then anyone else but since you are innocent I know that you are not deliberatly pointing us in the wrong direction thus since I have no real preference I thought that your view was as good a place as any to start.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Vote:Gift-wrapping room

Good place to hide at I think.

[Yoyoma1910]

Vote:Coat Closet


Just in case Michael Jackson is hiding in there.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Tally:


Kitchen: 2 (Beefy187, 777Ares777)
Gift-wrapping Room: 1 (Warman8)
Coat Closet: 1 (Yoyoma1910)
Bathroom: 1 (Captain Blackadder)

Waiting on TheFlax to vote.

[TheFlax]

Vote: Attic

I don't really have a good reason.

[Yoyoma1910]

Vote: Attic

I don't really have a good reason.

What about the monster that lives up there? That's not a good enough reason for you?

[Thermal]

What about the monster that lives up there? That's not a good enough reason for you?

LOL yes of course he does..... :mellow:

[Yoyoma1910]

LOL yes of course he does..... :mellow:

:holmes:

[TheFlax]

What about the monster that lives up there? That's not a good enough reason for you?

But if there is a monster in the Attic, would the killer really hide there? Unless the killer WAS the monster??? So many possibilities. :dizzy2:

[Captain Blackadder]

UNVOTE BATHROOM

VOTE GIFT WRAPPING ROOM

I will go back to my original thought.

[Thermal]

UNVOTE BATHROOM

VOTE GIFT WRAPPING ROOM

I will go back to my original thought.

Why tie it up? You must be the kitchen with this thought....

[Beefy187]

UNVOTE BATHROOM

VOTE GIFT WRAPPING ROOM

I will go back to my original thought.

OMG.. I thought we could be friends Kitchen! But apparently not :thumbsdown:

Do you understand what searching can do to me? I mean, like... Like it destroys my beuty. I can't make my self pretty if theres Pizza guy searching through me can I?

Like seriously? Unvote me!

[Thermal]

I have a strong voice in my head its saying

'ATPG chose captain blackadder as mafia'

it's also saying

'Captain Blackadder is the kitchen'


Don't let him free, push with the kitchen :smash:

[TheFlax]

Will go with Ares on this.

Unvote: Attic, Vote: Kitchen

[CountArach]

Vote for the kitchen. Tying up the vote is scummy and indicates an unwillingness to die for the greater good.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Kitchen: 3 (Beefy187, 777Ares777, TheFlax)
Gift-wrapping Room: 2 (Warman8, Captain Blackadder)
Coat Closet: 1 (Yoyoma1910)

There's nearly a whole day left, but if people want, I can end the round early.

[Thermal]

There's nearly a whole day left, but if people want, I can end the round early.

ATPG prelonging the round, more proof we have the right person :smash:

[Askthepizzaguy]

You remember that line from Star Wars?

"You assume too much..."

I can end a round slightly early at my discretion, but almost an entire day? I'd make a terrible host. That's patently unfair.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Why all for the Kitchen?

[Beefy187]

Why all for the Kitchen?

Because kitchen destroys my pretty shape. My tidy floor. Kitchen has to go :smash:

[Askthepizzaguy]

All right, so it's the Kitchen for sure. Write-up to follow.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Phase Two


Askthepizzaguy had turned the Study into a disaster area. Next, he thought to himself some more, and wondered if the voices in his head would be more on target this time. He listened for a moment, and they spoke to him. A full half of the voices had decided on the next room; the Kitchen.

In fact, Askthepizzaguy fell to the ground and began convulsing; he was experiencing a vision. This ought to be very interesting. Suddenly he started hearing a strange song.... a song by Whitesnake (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKTiwCez6Zs)

I write all this in one draft, and I don't pause or think about what is going to happen next. Could write myself into a corner, but that's the thrill of doing this. I have no clue what is about to happen; I am as much a member of the audience as you are. Let the narrator sit down for a moment and get some popcorn ready. Mmmm... sweet Popcorn. Better go to the Kitchen to make it. Wait a tick! What's that then?

A vision of heaven appeared before Askthepizzaguy; the skies opened up, and the clouds parted, and the stars began to align.... and they formed into the Constellation Taurus. The narrator paused for dramatic effect. Askthepizzaguy convulsed some more, and smashed into the fourth wall again, which came crashing down.

The sound of a Buddha-like laugh permeated the heavens. Pizzaguy looked up and he saw a laughing, jolly animal god. It was the Great Bull of Heaven, also known to some of the pathetic mortals as Beefy187.

Ahhhh... Askthepizzaguy. What knowledge and wisdom do you seek, my friend?

Pizzaguy: I seek to find the intruder of my mansion, Great Bull of Heaven.

Great Bull of Heaven: Oh, Pizzaguy, there is no need for formalities. Just call me Beefy187. Or Beefster. Or Beefmeister. Or Chuck Steakheffer. The Notorious C.O.W. Ruler of all Beefydom!

Pizzaguy: .....

Great Bull of Heaven: Or Beefy is fine. That should do in a pinch. Here, have a cut of my finest beef steak!

Beefy rips a chunk of his own hindquarters off and hurls it at Askthepizzaguy. It lands on him and crushes him instantly.

Great Bull of Heaven: Ooops, one moment. *hits the rewind button, and the giant slab of meat is lifted magically into the air, and is deposited carefully next to Pizza.*

Pizzaguy: Ow, my head!

Great Bull of Heaven: Pizza guy..... PIZZA GUY..... I have important, super-duper vital info for you PIZZA GUY.... wooooo..... I'm so spooky. Heh heh heh.

Pizzaguy: What's that? Come on now, don't keep me in suspense!

Great Bull of Heaven: Hah hah hah!!! Oh, fine. You're no fun. Look in the Kitchen, Askthepizzaguy. Loooooook in the Kitchen, Pizzaguy!!! LOOOOK!!!

Pizzaguy: All right, all right. Great Beefy of Heaven, look in the kitchen, eat more beef. Got it.

Great Bull of Heaven: Nooooo Pizzaguy! Eat mor Chikin!!!


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/beefy.jpg



Askthepizzaguy woke up from his strange vision, and grabbed his silenced pistol. He headed straight for the kitchen. All that talk of popcorn and beef and chicken.... mmmm....

He opened the swinging doors to the kitchen, and saw a huge butcher knife flying straight at his head. Thinking quickly, Pizzaguy grabbed the uncooked turkey from last week that was still on his kitchen counter, and blocked the knife blow from reaching his head. The knife impacted in the turkey, and he pulled it out and dropped the turkey itself. Now he was armed with a pistol and a knife. Bwahahaha!!!

And who was it exactly that was throwing the knife? He looked across the kitchen and he saw Captain Blackadder near the giant rotating knife rack. Oh poopy...

Blackadder laughed at Askthepizzaguy and started whipping knives at him left and right, forcing Pizzaguy to do several ridiculously talented backflips and somersaults to dodge these sharp projectiles. Running out of knives, Blackadder grabbed several pots and pans and started whipping them in Pizzaguy's direction. Pizzaguy aimed and fired his semi-automatic pistol, and Blackadder successfully blocked the bullets with the iron cookware. A bullet ricochet grazed Pizzaguy's ear, and suddenly Pizza realized how dangerous this was. Dropping the utterly useless weapons, the butcher knife and the silenced pistol, he grabbed the most dangerous weapon of them all; the rubber chicken.

Askthepizzaguy: Hey Blackadder! EAT MOR CHIKIN!!!

Blackadder was surprised and alarmed that Pizzaguy was charging him with a completely non-lethal weapon, and out of instinct and reflexes, he bashed Pizzaguy over the head with an iron skillet. Pizzaguy went down immediately, but after squirming for a few seconds, he got right back up. BAM! He was hit in the head once again, and went down. A little bit more shaken now, Pizzaguy got back up one more time. BAM!!! Pizzaguy was getting battered and bloodied, and went to the floor. Finally, Pizzaguy got slowly to his feet, raised his rubber chicken, and prepared to deal the lethal.... BAMM!!!

Pizzaguy dropped like a lead weight. This time, he wasn't getting up. No one could be that stupid. Ah, but you underestimate the Pizzaguy! Pizzaguy immediately jumped back to his feet, and used the rubber chicken stretched between both of his hands to block the blow from the iron skillet, which made the skillet bounce and hit Blackadder in the face. Blackadder went down this time, and Pizzaguy jumped on his chest and began beating the good Captain in the face with it. It was quite painful and hilarious.

Blackadder, waking up from the repeated rubber chicken slaps, once again started beating Pizzaguy in the face with the iron skillet. Oh, but that just makes Pizzaguy more mad. He jammed the rubber chicken down Blackadder's throat, and Blackadder started suffocating. After another swift kick in the groin in the same week, Pizzaguy moaned and fell to the ground very slowly. Blackadder pulled and pulled until the rubber chicken was fully removed from his gullet, and he started coughing.

Blackadder got up and took the rubber chicken with him as he exited out the side door of the kitchen. Pizzaguy was hot on his tail, and grabbed a bunch of bananas from the refrigerator. What would happen next?

Blackadder tackled Pizzaguy as he entered the Living Room, knocking the bananas out of his hand. Blackadder forced pizzaguy onto his back and held the rubber chicken tightly against Pizzaguy's windpipe, causing his face to turn blue. Pizzaguy reached up and began choking Blackadder with his bare hands... who would pass out first? They both were feeling lightheaded... they saw stars and were both about to black out... but Pizzaguy pulled Blackadder's face down towards him, holding his neck firmly in his grip, and after an entirely unoriginal knee to the groin, Pizza bashed his forehead against Blackadder's nose. Blackadder fell backwards, dropping the chicken.

They were both bloody and bruised, and they weren't running too swiftly or comfortably either. But this battle royale was just getting started. Pizzaguy grabbed the bunch of bananas and began peeling them, while Blackadder grabbed the sofa cushions and started charging towards Pizzaguy. Working frantically, Pizzaguy wolfed down each banana and tossed the peel at his feet. Must eat faster... must eat faster... must eat faster.... gosh, this living room must be ridiculously large for Blackadder to be taking this long. Finally, Pizzaguy finished eating every single one of the bananas, and had discarded the peels on the floor.

Blackadder was murderously close to achieving his objective, but at the last minute, he tripped over the rubber chicken which he had left on the floor. Gosh, didn't see that one coming. I thought for sure it would be the bananas that got him. Pizzaguy was just very very hungry, that's all.

Next, Pizzaguy reached into his pocket, and grabbed a little miniature explosive, punched Blackadder in the face, and Blackadder's jaw went slack. Pizza popped the mini explosive into his mouth, and immediately tried to exit the room, but he slipped on all those banana peels. Oh no!!!

Blackadder was too groggy to get up, and Pizza had just thrown out his back. What was he going to do?? "Hey! Hey! Blackadder! WAKE UP, MAN!!! You have an explosive in your mouth, spit it out! Spit it out!"

Blackadder started to come around, but the precious seconds were running out....

Captain Blackadder finally came to, and felt something unusual in his mouth. He heard Pizzaguy's loud annoying yelps about something, but he was very, very dizzy and disoriented. He looked at Pizzaguy who was lying on the floor, but waving his arms frantically. What was he on about? He spit out the foreign object in his mouth... it was a tiny, flashing device.... what the heck?

"THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW, BLACKADDER!!!"

Suddenly realizing he was in danger, he tossed the device towards the huge plate glass window overlooking the front lawn, and it exploded, blowing a hole in Pizzaguy's living room leading directly outside. Pizzaguy snapped his back into place once again, and got up slowly. Blackadder did the same. Pizzaguy grabbed a long, ornamental samurai sword from the shelf, and Blackadder grabbed a medieval battle axe from a display case, and turned to see Pizzaguy coming right at him.

"Ack!" Said Blackadder, who fled outside towards the courtyard, to all the numerous gargoyle statues and granite fountains covered in bird feces. Pizzaguy was right behind him, and he was ready to kill the Captain. Blackadder knew that if he could just make it out of the Pizzaguy Compound, he would be able to get inside his armoured getaway vehicle and escape. He ran as hard as he could, faster and faster, towards the long driveway leading out of the compound, and was about halfway there.

Suddenly, Blackadder lost his footing... he had slipped on something white and gooey. He landed on the concrete with a thud, and dropped the battle axe. What was it that had defeated him?

When Blackadder came to, he found himself sitting in one of the many granite fountains. He felt no water, but he did feel a lot of smelly, awful, slimy stuff all around him. He looked up and saw Askthepizzaguy lighting a cigar.

"Now what are you going to do with me? Are you going to use the samurai sword to slice me to slivers?"

Pizzaguy: "Nope."

"Are you going to hack off my arms and legs with that authentic medieval battle axe?"

Pizzaguy: "Nope."

"Then what? What is your diabolical plan for ending my life?"

Pizzaguy: "Want a light?"

Blackadder: "I don't smoke."

Pizzaguy: "Yes you do."

Askthepizzaguy tossed the lit match into the fountain that was filled with bird feces. The entire fountain was engulfed instantly in hot, burning flames. Blackadder screamed in horror and pain, and in disgust of the awful, awful smell. He tried to escape from the granite fountain, but slipped on the burning bird feces, and could not gain his footing.

Blackadder struggled and squirmed in vain, and finally got to his feet, and was just about ready to leap out of the fountain, when Pizzaguy took the samurai blade and sliced off the head of the snake.

And Captain Blackadder was no more.


Bloody black birds pooping everywhere.... at least they finally came in handy.

Captain Blackadder is dead. But you're not finished, Voices. You still have one more nasty fellow to locate. And I won't be as merciful on him, should I catch him inside my manor.

Bwahahahaha!!!








Rooms remaining: (5/7)

Attic
Basement
Bathroom
Coat Closet
Gift-wrapping room

Inactive voices: (1/7)

CountArach - Study

Dead intruders: (1/2)

Captain Blackadder - Kitchen







Begin Phase Three.

Votes must be counted before 2359, March 16th, 2009.

[Beefy187]

:laugh4:

Does that somehow comfirm me innocent? :smash:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Not in the slightest. :evil:

BWAHAHAHAA!!!!!

[Captain Blackadder]

Hmmm does that mean I can still win or are we none aligned mafia as it were?

[Askthepizzaguy]

You are both intruders, but you did not have knowledge of one another.

That was the twist this game. You caught one baddie... can you catch the other? Blackadder, you're intruder-aligned and will not win the game unless the other intruder kills me. Which could very likely happen.

So don't lose hope! One of you will murder me good very soon. I am sure.

[Beefy187]

I'm guessing we have two rounds or so. Attic is little Cliche. Although combination of the unexpected, The kichen, and the expected, Attic sounds like a right choice to make.

Gift Wrapping room has been the top favourite for couple rounds. But there is too many gift wrapping room candidates to determine who could be that the gift wrapping room.

Coat closet sounds like a place for the scums to hide. Extremely cliche but sounds like what I would do if I was sneaking in the manor.

Mini Mini miny Moe. The Coat Closet gotta go.

Vote: Coat Closet

[Captain Blackadder]

Thanks for the epic death I have always wanted to go out bond villian style.

[Thermal]

YES! I was right for once, does that mean im innocent, i mean i wouldnt kill my own kin, right? :mellow:



FoS: Yoyoma1910 & Warman888

Both of you voted for someone other than the kitchen, trying to save your friend?



vote: Yoyoma1910

for now :yes:

[TheFlax]

Ares, you need to vote for a room. :yes:

Hmmm, I'm going to go back to voting on Attic on this one, although I'm not sure about the Gift-Wrapping room either. Either way, I won't follow you in this one Beefy. Searching the Coat Closet goes against everything I believe in.

Vote:Attic

[Thermal]

Ares, you need to vote for a room. :yes:

Hmmm, I'm going to go back to voting on Attic on this one, although I'm not sure about the Gift-Wrapping room either. Either way, I won't follow you in this one Beefy. Searching the Coat Closet goes against everything I believe in.

Vote:Attic

Hehe woops :oops:


vote: coat closet

Attic is to obvious
:mellow:

[TheFlax]

As I said, I'm not dead set on Attic, I just think Coat Closet is the wrong move and a waste of time.

[Yoyoma1910]

vote:bathroom

:daisy: you toilet monster!!!

[Thermal]

hmmmmm......

unvote
vote: basement

[Beefy187]

YES! I was right for once, does that mean im innocent, i mean i wouldnt kill my own kin, right? :mellow:



FoS: Yoyoma1910 & Warman888

Both of you voted for someone other than the kitchen, trying to save your friend?



vote: Yoyoma1910

for now :yes:


Nailing mafia doesn't clear you as ATPG said mafia doesn't know each other. So sadly it doesn't clear me either...


Ares, you need to vote for a room. :yes:

Hmmm, I'm going to go back to voting on Attic on this one, although I'm not sure about the Gift-Wrapping room either. Either way, I won't follow you in this one Beefy. Searching the Coat Closet goes against everything I believe in.

Vote:Attic

Thats fine. I'm voting blindly. Nailing the kitchen was lucky guess.

Now back to role playing.. OMG :beam:

[TheFlax]

Role-playing a room? That's a novelty. :clown:

I still think it would be icky if ATPG penetrated the sanctum that is the Coat Closet. :thumbsdown:

[Askthepizzaguy]

TheFlax

You've been saying that for a long time, but in spite of some joking innuendo, it's never happened! :clown:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Tally:


Coat Closet: 1 (Beefy187)
Attic: 1 (TheFlax)
Bathroom: 1 (Yoyoma1910)
basement: 1 (777Ares777)
Not voting: 1 (Warman8)

Someone's going to have to get brave and end the tie, fellers. Warman8, I need your vote.

[TheFlax]

I'm not dead set on Attic anyways as I am a room of little convictions. Unvote: Attic, Vote: Bathroom

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Vote:Attic

[Askthepizzaguy]

8 hours remain to vote.

[Thermal]

Bathroom wins, now let town win! :laugh4:

[Yoyoma1910]

unvote:bathroom


vote:attic

[Askthepizzaguy]

Tally: Phase Three


Coat Closet: 1 (Beefy187)
Bathroom: 1 (TheFlax)
basement: 1 (777Ares777)
Attic: 2 (Warman8, Yoyoma1910)

The Attic is searched, writeup to follow. Gotta do the Psycho one, so consider the next phase starting now unless I tell you so.


Phase Four

[TheFlax]

Does that mean we have failed and we only have one round remaining? Hmmm, who was Attic?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Phase Three


The voices were divided once again. They seemed to be very indecisive about where to go, and this kind of indecision will only lead to trouble. The Attic barely escaped from the din of chaos. So Pizzaguy listened to his intuition and he went up the stairs to the Attic.

It was dusty in there, like it hadn't been searched in years. There was a layer of dust all over everything. There were no footprints. But suddenly, Askthepizzaguy felt something heavy and metallic whack him in the head!!!

He had hit his head on the light fixture. Dang nabbit! No one in this room. Better make a giant mess of things anyway, for the sake of tradition. Hoooooaaaahhhh!!! Yahhhhh!!! Hi-yahhhh!!! CRASH!!! BANG!!! BOOM!!!!!

And I made a giant mess of my own Attic for no reason, and there was no one in there. Except of course for Attic Monsters, which are mostly harmless really.


Boy, I am getting tired... I can only search one more room...



Begin Phase Four. This is the final Phase.


Rooms remaining: (4/7)

Basement
Bathroom
Coat Closet
Gift-wrapping room

Inactive voices: (2/7)

CountArach - Study
777Ares777- Attic

Dead intruders: (1/2)

Captain Blackadder - Kitchen

[Beefy187]

Considering we have 4 people and one mafia, mafia can't kill and there was two to start with in the minigame... Breath in... Breath out..

We should have two more nights instead of one.

Vote: Bathroom

I think its semi hilarious if the intruder was in a Bathroom.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You lynch one person, and tonight only, the intruder can kill, that would leave 2 people alive.

Automatic mafia win.

[Beefy187]

You lynch one person, and tonight only, the intruder can kill, that would leave 2 people alive.

Automatic mafia win.

I suppose the intruder can set one of us on fire. GG

Can we all reveal who is which room? That should make it easier for us.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sure.


Have fun, and obey all sportsmanship rules. DO NOT use screenshots or other means of proving your own innocence. Role Pm's can be shared or forged all you like, because they prove NOTHING, and it is ok to talk in private.

[TheFlax]

I am... *drum roll* the very pretty Coat Closet. (I think it was obvious from the way I acted last round. :clown:)

[Beefy187]

I am the Gift Wrapping room...

OMG

[Captain Blackadder]

Huh that is funny I voted for you twice in the first round of both these games.

[TheFlax]

Yoyoma = Basement and Warman = Bathroom?

[Askthepizzaguy]

By the way, I will wait for all votes this round, even offer an extension if necessary. However, I'd like the game to end with a clean finish, so enjoy the large amount of time you do have, and try not to push the game into overtime.

[Thermal]

unvote:bathroom


vote:attic

so most scummy(ATPG is silly) move of the game perhaps?

[Thermal]

Yoyoma = Basement and Warman = Bathroom?

I knew one were guilty, im betting bathroom, go with it, yoyoma had no reason to change his vote unless he was the bathroom, i should have pressured it :wall:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Even jokingly, I frown on such rhetoric. Please delete.

If I get upset at being called foolish, an even harsher term is most unwelcome. :bow:

-Your honorary assistant moderator.

[Thermal]

Even jokingly, I frown on such rhetoric. Please delete.

If I get upset at being called foolish, an even harsher term is most unwelcome. :bow:

-Your honorary assistant moderator.

:inquisitive:

I purposely put it by a clown to symbolize a joke, and seeing as he killed me, I refuse :drama2:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Friendly request then. Please exchange with more pleasant terms. As a favor to me, your friend.

[Thermal]

fine :duel::jumping:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Wunderbar! Many thanks.

I do believe that unless you're roleplaying and you both know it, that would be against the rulez and could earn you a ding. I seriously don't want that to happen to you my friend.

[TheFlax]

I'm taking it into consideration. Warman is pretty much unreadable since he hasn't said much... Oh exalted Beefy of the "OMG" Gift-Wrapping room, what is your take?


I knew one were guilty, im betting bathroom, go with it, yoyoma had no reason to change his vote unless he was the bathroom, i should have pressured it :wall:

[Thermal]

Wunderbar! Many thanks.

I do believe that unless you're roleplaying and you both know it, that would be against the rulez and could earn you a ding. I seriously don't want that to happen to you my friend.

yeah.....thanks..... :spider:

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Nope, I ain't Bathroom! :clown:

[TheFlax]

Nope, I ain't Bathroom! :clown:

For realzzz?

[Thermal]

Nope, I ain't Bathroom! :clown:

This that even a legal move? Be careful what you say Warman.

[Yoyoma1910]

Well then who's the bathroom?

[Thermal]

Well then who's the bathroom?

Care to confess? :mellow:

[Yoyoma1910]

Care to confess? :mellow:

Are you a priest?

[Thermal]

Are you a priest?

Would you find a priest in the attic? You were keen to change your vote last round.

[Yoyoma1910]

Would you find a priest in the attic? You were keen to change your vote last round.

I was looking for the monster. I though he would more likely be in the attic. I guess I was wrong?

If I wanted a priest, I would have looked in the closet.

[TheFlax]

So, Yoyoma, if you're not Bathroom, you wouldn't be opposed to voting for that room?

[Yoyoma1910]

So, Yoyoma, if you're not Bathroom, you wouldn't be opposed to voting for that room?

I'll have to ask the rats.

After I give them their daily massages and servings of fine ale.

[Beefy187]

Seeing as bathroom seems to be one that everyone avoids.... Seriously (few I got my role play in:beam:).... Why don't we ask for the bathroom search anyway?

We might find the intruder having a casual pleasant shower.

[Yoyoma1910]

Seeing as bathroom seems to be one that everyone avoids.... Seriously (few I got my role play in:beam:).... Why don't we ask for the bathroom search anyway?

We might find the intruder having a casual pleasant shower.

But then who's in the basement?

[Beefy187]

Alright. Who claims basement guys? Who ever does it so gets my kiss:smash:

[Yoyoma1910]

Hmmm... I think we need to consider this:



The Secret Life of Rooms. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weP6aliP7ms&feature=related)

[TheFlax]

Aww, but I wanted your kiss beefy! Its not my fault I'm not Bathroom. :no:

We'll have to find out the hard way. A Coat Closet has got to do what a Coat Closet does to discover the room hiding the would be murderer of ATPG.

Vote: Bathroom

Speak up or die be searched...

EDIT: :dizzy2:


Hmmm... I think we need to consider this:



The Secret Life of Rooms. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weP6aliP7ms&feature=related)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Bathroom: 2 (Beefy187, TheFlax)

Did I miss anyone?

[Yoyoma1910]

vote:closet

[TheFlax]

vote:closet

:no: :thumbsdown:

[Yoyoma1910]

:no: :thumbsdown:

What kind of a defense is that?


Especially for someone who has a secret chamber, and not just a toilet and a couple of hand towels?


I was the bathroom last game. I don't think the bathroom is guilty.

[TheFlax]

What kind of defense can I actually put up? If you believe the bad guy is hiding in my coats, then vote for the Coat Closet. I can only state that the intruder is not in there, but I can't prove it. Up to you to believe me or not. :shrug:

[Yoyoma1910]

And what about the secret lab?

[TheFlax]

And what about the secret lab?

What secret lab? :inquisitive:

[Beefy187]

Bathroom weren't guilty last game were they?
So chance of them being guilty is equal with other rooms. I think Bathroom, if I'm wrong....MOO

[Yoyoma1910]

What secret lab? :inquisitive:

What do you mean, what secret lab?


The coat closet is the secret entrance to the secret lab.


I would imagine if you were actually a room, or read the game we just did, you would have known that.

[Yoyoma1910]

The Coat Closet was an obvious choice. It seemed to be the quickest thing to search, and it would be an excellent hiding place for the intruder. However, Pizzaguy's Coat Closet was secretly an entrance to his underground laboratory, and even though there was false wall, and beyond that and a "Get Smart" style series of security doors leading to the Elevator, the security systems had been disabled. In order to properly search the Coat Closet, he would have to enter the Lab as well.


Hmmmmm...


A coat closet that doesn't know itself. Very interesting.

[TheFlax]

I didn't read the whole of the first game. :embarassed:

If that makes me guilty, oh well... :skull:

[Beefy187]

Well I know that the bathroom turns into a flying robot.
So I keep my vote on the Bathroom.

[Yoyoma1910]

Oh, I know why you're voting bathroom.


Maybe the bathroom knows all your little "dieting" secrets.

[Thermal]

Yoyoma has blatantly shown unwanted support for the bathroom and even did A sneaky last minute vote in order to help it survive last round. His excuses poor and his motives unsure, he is the player who fits the bathroom role the best via process of elimination. He hasn't made any strong decisions in game and tried to fit in early on with his comical behavior, now I can see through it.

I may be wrong but no townie wants there room to survive this much, similarly to Blackadder I Think Yoyoma is secretly going mad that town will win, let this persist. I very much believe his link in a previous posts serves as a distraction.

I may be wrong and as a dead player (thanks to yoyoma) there is little I can do about it, but when Bathroom is clearly in the lead he would never need to change his vote, darn it he didn't even give a reason in that post and it was right before the round ended, that's damning enough in my eyes without even considering this rounds vote off of him.

And, if I am wrong you should get a second chance next round (or not?), but I don't think it's likely given Yoyoma's actions. :balloon2:

[Yoyoma1910]

Hmm.


Let me think. Possible monster in the attic plays as though he were an investigator in a game were there most likely isn't an investigator. And that possible attic creature has pulled tricks like that before...

Of course. Attic monster was pretty harmless, but one had to make sure.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Bathroom: 2 (Beefy187, TheFlax)
Closet: 1 (Yoyoma1910)

Looks like bathroom is the choice. Even if Warman shows up to tie it, the Bathroom got voted first. However, there are 5 hours left in the round, so make your final choice, whatever it may be, and then live with it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

round is over. Writeup to follow.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The Finale


Askthepizzaguy listened to the fewer and fewer voices in his head... and they weren't quite sure how to proceed. One voice even seemed to go silent. However, they made their choice. With much hesitation, Askthepizzaguy proceeded to enter the Bathroom...

He opened the door... and the Bathroom was spotless as usual. Everything was in its place, including the heavy wrench under the sink. No one was in the shower. No one was hiding in the linen closet. And although there wasn't much point in doing so, he even dumped out all the contents of every drawer, making a huge mess.

Disappointed, Askthepizzaguy knew that meant that there was no one else in his house. The whole place seemed deathly silent. And so he decided to call a repair man in the morning, and a housekeeping service. Yawning, the pizza man finally went upstairs to his bedroom.

Askthepizzaguy set the alarm clock for 6:00 AM, and pulled his antique revolver close to his heart. Drifting soundly off to sleep, Askthepizzaguy forgot all of the problems that had happened over the past few days. Surely things would be better in the morning.

Deep within the bowels of Pizzaguy Manor, in the Basement, there lurked a predator. He was a man who would not be trifled with... a man of cunning and daring and destruction. A man of.... Total War. And there was not just one man inside his mind... there were several. Some would even say, eight. Warman8 made his move, after waiting all day in the darkness. He took with him the gasoline-powered chainsaw... and ascended the stairs towards the humble sanctuary where Pizzaguy slept at night. Along the way, he tore through the walls of the Coat Closet, and the Gift-Wrapping Room.


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/poulan_gas_chainsaw.jpg

The snoring was nearly unbearable; it sounded as though a saw was cutting slowly through a giant log of a redwood tree. But as mighty as Pizzaguy's snoring was, mightier still would be the sound which came next. Warman8 put on a murderous looking hockey mask...


https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/hockey_1_rgarc.jpg
...and stood on Pizzaguy's bed, watching him sleep. Oh what a delight this would be... oh what a wonderfully satisfying massacre... Warman8 fired that sucker right up. BRRRRAAAWWWWWWWW BRRRAPPPAAA BRRRAPPAAA BRRRAAPPAAA!!!!! The terrifying noise woke Pizzaguy up with a start. He raised his arm to fire the antique revolver...

Warman8 swung the chainsaw as hard as he possibly could, and sliced right through Pizzaguy's arm, disabling the so called "indestructible" man. Once again the Pizzaguy had been humbled... in combat as the Turks, he fell to the Roman overlords and the treacherous Latins... as the former Blitzmaster, he had been dethroned. As an advocate for town, he had been bested over and over by cunning mafiosi... and now, here, at the end, was Pizzaguy about to experience his final miserable error. Thoroughness and persistence, and not ruling out any option, those were the lessons Askthepizzaguy should have learned. Bested by some of his closest friends, he had failed to detect the Godfather, and thus even the mighty SkyNet was defeated. But now, he had failed to check his entire manor for criminal intruders, and he was about to pay the ultimate price...


"Have some Cashews and Milk, Pizza Dude!!!" Warman8 said as he slashed off Pizzaguy's remaining arm. "By now you must know the true error of your ways. Bow before Mr. Peanut, and surrender thyself to ME!!!"

Pizzaguy was all out of options... except for one. Confusion.

"Obviously you have forgotten that Pizza is the greatest food of them all, Warman! Don't even bother trying to argue!"

Warman8 stopped, just before swinging the lethal blow, and turned off the gas-powered chainsaw. "You really think that Pizza is all that good? Seriously?" Warman asked incredulously. I mean, it's just bread and tomatoes and cheese. Ugghhh.... cheese is such a terrible waste of milk. And besides, it is not pepperoni, nor ham, nor bacon, nor any other meat which is the greatest source of protein; it is the noble cashew!"

Pizzaguy- "No, Warman8, it is a fact; Pizza is the greatest food on the face of the earth. Everyone knows that. I don't even like cashews."

Warman8- "That is HERESY!!! That is BLASPHEMY!!! That is... that is.... LIES!!!!"

Pizzaguy- "I know for a fact a lot of people are lactose intolerant!"

Warman8- "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Pizzaguy- "Many people have allergies to peanuts!"

Warman8- "STOP!!! STOP!!!! STOP SAYING THESE AWFUL THINGS!!!"

Pizzaguy- "And Mister Peanut is nothing more that an example of hack commercial art, created by focus groups, designed to steer impressionable children towards the terribly unhealthy habit of overeating salted snacks which are loaded in oil and fat!!!"

Warman8- "I HATE YOU ASKTHEPIZZAGUY!!! BURN IN ETERNAL HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!! I AM THE REAPER OF SOULS, THE BRINGER OF YOUR DESTRUCTION!!!"

Pizzaguy- "Oh, one last thing, Warman8...."

Warman8- "What? What else do you have to say, you big meanie???"

Pizzaguy- "Switzerland isn't a very nice place to visit."

Warman8- :brood:






Uh oh...... :sweatdrop:

Warman8 stood above Pizzaguy's severed, bleeding body, thinking quietly for several seconds. Would Pizzaguy's tactic work?

"Hey Pizzaguy.... one piece of advice. Quit while you're ahead." Warman8 fired up the devastating chainsaw, and split Pizzaguy down the middle, spilling his guts and tearing apart his ribcage... Pizzaguy writhed in agony and pain. There was no defense against this horrible, horrible end.

"You can't kill me! I have several more arguments to present in my defense!!!" said Pizzaguy.

Warman8 took the chainsaw, and slowly lowered in onto Pizzaguy's prone neck, relishing in the slow, painful, bloody carnage. Pizzaguy let out one final scream of terror, and it was all over. Warman8 turned off the chainsaw, and slid a finger into the horrible mess he had made, and tasted the blood of his enemy. Mmmm... tastes like chicken. Then he looked into the dead eyes of his fallen foe. "And at last, would you please, finally, at long last... shut up!!!"

And Askthepizzaguy was no more.



Intruder Victory.

Winners:

Captain Blackadder
Warman8

Congratulations to the big winners... :balloon2:







The End.

[White_eyes:D]

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4: Great write-up......Loved to see ATPG, get stomped by WarMan8:laugh4::laugh4:

Favorite line of that write-up:
"Have some Cashews and Milk, Pizza Dude!!!"

[Captain Blackadder]

Great game everyone its funny despite not knowing each other us intruders did work as a team for the entire game it means I am 3 from 3 winner. Yahh I have yet to lose a game of mafia.

[Askthepizzaguy]

:mellow:

[Beefy187]

Great game everyone its funny despite not knowing each other us intruders did work as a team for the entire game it means I am 3 from 3 winner. Yahh I have yet to lose a game of mafia.

:inquisitive:

Thats it I'm going to kill you in everygame if I get the opportunity :clown:

Thanks for the game ATPG!! Twas the shame that there was no one in the Bathroom. I swear if I'm the intruder thats where I would go

[Askthepizzaguy]

Askthepizzaguy woke up. He had been convulsing for some time... he had an image in his mind that was being transmitted by the voices from beyond... the voices were calling him once again. But Pizzaguy found his center... and focused his attention on the source of the chaos. The psychic vision was dark and distorted, but he could see... he could see something... the voices were calling him towards the source of their pain. He felt at peace with himself, and he had become One spirit with the Voices in his Manor. The harmonious voices aligned, and they spoke to Pizzaguy very clearly. He could almost see.... a vague outline in the storm. In the darkness... he saw... something smooth and cylindrical. It appeared to be made out of some kind of shiny metal.

TheFlax appeared before Askthepizzaguy on one side, and Beefy187 appeared on the other side. "What is the knowledge you seek, Pizzaguy?" They said in unision.

"I need your help... I have had a vision of my own death and destruction at the hands of one of those silent voices... Warman8."

"He is not the one who has infiltrated your manor. You are being manipulated, Pizzaguy... by a master of puppets. A master of disguise. A master of psychic power."

"A Master of Puppets? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov9bMJETZTo)" Pizzaguy repeated. (Click on the link...)

TheFlax and Beefy187 repeated back: "He is the controller of minds. He has a horde of destruction waiting for you."

Askthepizzaguy nodded. He knew he was about to face someone unlike the others before him. There would be no mortal weapons capable of killing this creature. Pizzaguy said a quick prayer, and performed a black magic rite... and he channeled the spirit voices of his home into his body. He knelt and concentrated. In the Coat Closet, a mannequin wearing an expensive coat suddenly became animated. In the Gift-Wrapping Room, there was a large stuffed Cow which began to move. In the Basement, there was a medieval suit of armor carrying a large battle axe, and it also sprung to life.

"I summon the Dark Knights of the Realm to aid me in my battle against the Wicked One."

Pizzaguy himself donned a dark red cloak, and discarded an assortment of useless trinkets... his silenced weapon, his miniature explosives, his combat knife, his body armor, and all other mortal weapons. The Dark Summoner Askthepizzaguy marched down the long hall towards the Master Bathroom, flanked by the spirit creatures he summoned from the netherworld... a shadow spirit which caused the faceless mannequin to lumber forward in a fine Italian suit, another shadow spirit which caused the stuffed cow with the glowing eyes to levitate, and yet another one which caused the suit of armor to clank down the hallway. The Summoner and his three remaining spirits forced open the magic lock which had protected the Evil contained within the Bathroom from being detected. The lock undone, the door itself slowly creaked open. Inside there was darkness.

Beefy187's eyes began to glow, and the bright red light shone into the void. There were many tiny reflections staring back... little beady eyes filled with rage and murderous intent. There was the sound of scratching claws and ravenous teeth grinding together. The evil contained within this room was far too much to bear, and Pizzaguy fell to his knees, clutching his heart. TheFlax, in a fine Italian suit, helped Pizzaguy back to his feet, and urged him onward. Pizzaguy was about to enter when Warman8's spirit pushed the suit of armor forward, entering the room in front of Pizzaguy. The suit of armor was immediately surrounded by a swarm of the most evil little animals imaginable... and it was being viciously clawed and bit and scratched by bloodthirsty demons. Warman8 was slowed by the onslaught, but clanked and clattered his way forward, swinging his mighty battle axe and taking on the swarm with his unstoppable crushing march. Beefy187's glowing eyes cast deeper and deeper into the blackness, illuminating the vicious little demons. They looked like rats... Beefy187's soft, plush mouth opened up, and roared brilliant, searing flame... roasting instantly to a crisp anything which moved. The Cow was a floating tank, a flamethrower which cut a swath of destruction, allowing TheFlax to move forward. The Italian suit lifted his arms, and protruding from the coat sleeves came small gun barrels. TheFlax opened fire, and thousands of brilliant globes of concentrated blue energy rocketed forward, obliterating wave after wave of the Demon Kobe Rats.

The Three Spirits cut their way into the Void... deeper and deeper, towards the source of all Evil. Reality itself seemed to shift, and the surroundings no longer resembled the Bathroom... now it seemed to be someplace entirely different. It seemed to be some kind of distant asteroid in space, and even the stars in the sky seemed dim and distant. The asteroid appeared to be in a distant orbit around a swirling black vortex, where stars and planets and gasses were being torn apart by a supermassive gravitational well. This was the end of time... the end of space... the end of matter... the end of life itself.

The Creature stood at the peak of a large, rocky outcropping, standing on the last fragment of solid ground between this strange place, and Oblivion itself.

The Creature was the Master of Puppets... these vicious demons which were bent on Pizzaguy's destruction. The Creature had been summoning these soulless killing machines from the pure dark energy endlessly being provided by the swirling vortex of the Black Hole. Yoyoma1910 was the Lord of Annihilation. He turned and saw the four figures approaching. It did not speak to the four heroes.

"I have come to remove you, Demon Lord, from the haunting of my noble residence. You are an unwanted intruder... a spirit of unspeakable evil, and I have come to cast you out!"

The Creature did not speak, but the Demon Rats immediately dispersed.

It's Eyes opened up, and the Three Spirits were shook by a wave of Despair, Sorrow, and Pain. Pizzaguy himself was stunned by a destructive wave of anti-energy. The incredible strength of these supernatural spirits and their powerful Summoner was sapped instantly. The Lord of Annihilation, Yoyoma1910, had not even lifted a finger to destroy them. There was no need... the Four were vastly outmatched. There was nothing which could save them.

The Three Spirits looked to their friend, but they were helpless to protect him or destroy his nemesis. Yoyoma lifted his hand, and from his twisted fingers came forth pure Dark Energy... a deafening, blinding blast of force which ripped the heavens in two. The blow landed directly upon Pizzaguy's mortal body, and instantly killed him. TheFlax began to glow, and the Pizzaguy was bathed in glowing light. Pizzaguy woke up, and got back to his feet. Another volley of negative energy tore the asteroid apart... and once again killed the Pizzaguy instantly. This time, Warman8 began to glow, and Pizzaguy rose from the dead once more. Yoyoma1910, the Lord of Annihilation, began to grow furious. The very fabric of time and space began to bend and twist around his form, and a beam of unfathomable destructive energy was siphoned off from the Black Hole.... and directed towards Pizza himself. This wiped Pizzaguy from existence. Beefy187 began to glow, and from the nothingness which remained behind, there began to form a brilliant light. Tearing through the chaos and void of annihilation, sprang forth Pizzaguy once more, entirely surrounded by Negative Energy. The Incarnation of Wrath and Destructive power, Yoyoma1910 shattered the universe in half, dividing reality and splitting in two everything in existence, and summoned forth all the resulting infinite destructive power, and directed it towards Pizzaguy...

The Three Spirits combined forms and used the Negative Energy surrounding the Pizzaguy to create a gateway back to the Mortal Realm. Pizzaguy was whisked away, and ended up falling directly into his Olympic-sized Swimming Pool back at the Manor. The Three Spirits remained behind to close the rift. Pizzaguy could see past the void between realities, and he witnessed the fate of Yoyoma1910. The reality he had created inside a vortex of negative energy, localized within the Master Bathroom of Pizzaguy Manor, had been ripped apart by the force of Total Annihilation. The Creature swirled in pain and agony towards the center of the vortex, the supermassive black hole from whence it came, from whence it drew its destructive power and energy. The Universe of Agony that Yoyoma1910 had created collapsed in upon itself, and then.... nothingness.



Yoyoma1910 was destroyed.














Real Result: Town Victory.



Beefy187- The Gift-Wrapping Room Spirit
TheFlax- The Coat Closet Spirit
Warman8- The Basement Spirit
777Ares777- The Attic Spirit
CountArach- The Study Spirit




:balloon3: :balloon3: :balloon3: :balloon3: :balloon3: Congratulations, winners!!! :balloon3: :balloon3: :balloon3: :balloon3: :balloon3:




edit: Don't forget to jiggle the handle when you're done. :toilet:

[White_eyes:D]

"Have some Cashews and Milk, Pizza Dude!!!" still the best line yet:laugh4::laugh4:

[Yoyoma1910]

The End. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2Xo_w7vE50)


Good game, gentlemen.


:beatnik:

[Askthepizzaguy]

https://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/askthepizzaguy/MurderManorBadgeII.jpg

This is the badge given to the 5 winners of Murder Manor Mini Mafia II. You have my permission to display this image anywhere you wish, or not display it if you wish.

Congratulations, 777Ares777, Beefy187, CountArach, TheFlax, and Warman8.



Much thanks and appreciation to Captain Blackadder and Yoyoma1910; without you, this game would not have been possible. I hope you consider your epic deaths a sign of friendship and respect.

:bow:

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

I won a mafia game with my town friends? We won it?

YAY :clown: :crown:!!

[TheFlax]

Good game everyone, I'll admit I thought town had lost a few hours before ATPG posted the fake win. :shame:

[Thermal]

phew, I got 2/2 :laugh4:


YAY, I was a helpful townie for once :grin2: or is there another ending? :sweatdrop:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok, here is the REAL real ending!

You won. Enjoy.

BWAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAA!!!

The end. Congratulations, Real Real Winners.

[Thermal]

:laugh4:

[Beefy187]

Oh:sweatdrop:

*Puts away the katana...

So my honor is restored :beam:
High five to my townie friends!!

Thanks for the game ATPG :2thumbsup:

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

still the best line yet:laugh4::laugh4:



The Great Pizza friend of mine deciddd to honuor me! I thank ye! :laugh4:


CASHEWS AND MILK FOR ALL!:crown:

[Askthepizzaguy]

:bows respectfully to all:

I suppose I can twist a few arms and get some sign ups for my next game, then?