View Full Version : Talk about a mood killer...
seireikhaan
03-12-2009, 16:00
So, here I am, just taking a stroll around campus. I see a pretty young lass from one of my classes, one I've thought about having designs on...
As I walk to her position, she starts chatting with a friend, walking in the other direction. I spend the next half hour trying to subtly get to her without appearing to be a stalker. Finally, her friend departs, and I get her on her own. We spend a few minutes talking, she seems very receptive. I finally get to asking for her number, and lo and behold, she agrees! W00T. I'm feeling very pleasant at this particular moment. And that's when...
THE ZOMBIES ATTACK! SWARMS AND SWARMS OF BLOOD-THIRSY BRAIN MUNCHERS! :jawdrop: :skull: :wall: After what felt like an hour of running from zombies, I woke up. :wall:
Well, when I have a nice dream about things that don't happen to me in real life, I usually get up feeling happy, because one, it's a happy dream not a nightmare, and two, I try to remember what did I do in the dream to make all the good things start happening :laugh4:
FactionHeir
03-12-2009, 17:46
Do you remember the number?
GeneralHankerchief
03-12-2009, 17:54
Wait, you get a number and the zombies attacked? What's the problem with that dream? The only thing I can think of is the fact that you woke up.
LittleGrizzly
03-12-2009, 18:00
I now how this feels, i think mine was even worse....
Back when i was about 15 and still yet to lose my virginity. There i am having sex with the hottest girl in the school, the one everyone fancied that was well out of my league. Briefly after i woke up it was as if it had happened the day before or somethng, I woke up in the best mood... life was great, i had a new found confidence and life was going to be great from here on out, I had sex and with the hottest girl in school!!
and then the horrible realisation dawned on me.... it was all a dream... Gah!
I do kinda miss dreaming these days... or at least i barely ever wake up remembering a dream... the last one i remember was just a bit stressful...
Strike For The South
03-12-2009, 18:31
You GO BACK IN THERE AND YOU FIND HER
GeneralHankerchief
03-12-2009, 18:34
I think the problem is that you blew your chance. There is no quicker way to bond with a woman than to endure a zombie attack with her. Instead of running for your life, you should have taken her with you, found some weapons, holed up in a shack together and waited for sweet nature to run its course.
You GO BACK IN THERE AND YOU FIND HER
And don't forget to take a chainsaw and shotgun. :yes:
Yoyoma1910
03-12-2009, 20:12
It's a trap!!!!!!!!!!!!
A trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Burn the number! Run away! Run away!
Strike For The South
03-12-2009, 20:18
It's a trap!!!!!!!!!!!!
A trap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Burn the number! Run away! Run away!
!!!!!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4&NR=1)
well, aside from busted dreams (my condolences), I myself had a mood breaker just now:
I have just now developed a craving for childhood game (do not ask why), called return to Jurasic, or something like that. It was a game from 1995-97, made by a company called Ednovation, and featured tthis little shrimp whose name is Harold Peabody. His job is to find a missing professor and save the park from certain destruction by a corporate p****. Its a puzzle game for kids(in theory), and I wan to actually finish solving the game (hence the craving).
but now i cannot find it anywhere:embarassed:
does anyone know where I can buy the game; any stores, websites, etc?
seireikhaan
03-12-2009, 21:38
:shifty:
I do not recall the number- I just remember that I got it.
Also, they were really fast zombies and she ran away right away... dad gummit. :wall:
pevergreen
03-12-2009, 21:46
I bet her name was Zoey...:laugh4:
I had a cool dream a few nights ago. I was drinking slurpees. And playing Street Fighter 4.
Beefy187
03-13-2009, 00:40
Soon as you wake up, write down what happened in your dream.
Keep writing and publish a book.
You'll get millions easy :yes:
Hooahguy
03-13-2009, 00:48
last night i dreamed of ETW....
am i obsessed? i actually havent played it that much.
A Very Super Market
03-13-2009, 00:59
I dreamt of ETW. Of cannons, to be precise. Decapitations, to be more precise. I had a bad dream.
a completely inoffensive name
03-13-2009, 04:25
At least it didn't happen in real life. Zombies could be a real career killer. Especially if you have to shoot your reanimated boss.
Beefy187
03-13-2009, 06:35
At least it didn't happen in real life. Zombies could be a real career killer. Especially if you have to shoot your reanimated boss.
Thats one of the better parts of zombie killing :laugh4:
CountArach
03-13-2009, 07:28
I've had similar dreams. Without the zombies - I always wake up just as I am about to get the number :sad:
Kagemusha
03-13-2009, 09:12
Well last night was not particularly great for me. I dreamed about a wasp that kept stinging me. No matter what i did, the bugger would not leave or die. I first tried some basic evasive actions, but i got stung time after time. Later i crushed it under my feet and even took it in to my hand crushing it, while it stung me. The damned zombie wasp would not die and attacked me time and time again, until i woke up.~:angry:
Do you remember the number?
lol! That cracked me up, nice work sir. :2thumbsup:
seireikhaan
03-14-2009, 18:10
Soon as you wake up, write down what happened in your dream.
Keep writing and publish a book.
You'll get millions easy :yes:
Oh man, you aren't kidding...
This morning I woke up from a really strange one... It was sort of a cross between Call of Duty and the Avatar: The Last Airbender cartoon. I was desperately trying to master how to meditate properly so I could shoot fire out of my hands while the base I was in was under attack from a modern, para-military group... Dream ended just as I was about to start torching people.
I always dream I try to destroy a machine, but I can't. It survives, no matter how.
Beefy187
03-15-2009, 06:49
Oh man, you aren't kidding...
This morning I woke up from a really strange one... It was sort of a cross between Call of Duty and the Avatar: The Last Airbender cartoon. I was desperately trying to master how to meditate properly so I could shoot fire out of my hands while the base I was in was under attack from a modern, para-military group... Dream ended just as I was about to start torching people.
I love the super hero dreams. Those are soo cool
I always dream I try to destroy a machine, but I can't. It survives, no matter how.
Watch more "Terminator" You'll get some inspiration :yes:
Ever had a dream where you constantly fall into a puddle? Get that one every now and then, very frustrating and disconcerting.
I get the heavy legs dream, chased by something, usually a T-rex (no kidding) but my legs can't carry me, as if I have to run through water escaping the bastard.
CountArach
03-15-2009, 14:19
Weird recurring dreams hey? I used to get one where I would be in a car (Usually an F1 racing car) and then I would crash. This would launch me into the air and as I came crashing down I would wake up with a jolt and the sensation that I had just landed. I still get stuff like this sometimes and it always gets my heart racing. Hard to get back to sleep as well.
Muha! A T-Rex or a Formula 1 car accident, we were born for greatness.
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