The Spartan (Returns)
03-21-2009, 06:24
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A lady who attempted to forcibly impregnate her wife with a syringe containing semen from her brother has been charged with domestic violence, though her wife declined to press charges for attempted rape.
Police were called to the couple’s home after an altercation between the pair, in which the younger wife (26) assailed her wife (33) with a turkey baster and a package of foil wrapped semen she had somehow acquired from her brother.
She apparently intended to insert her “syringe” into her partner for the purposes of siring a child, but her wife resisted, for she did not wish to become pregnant. The two began to struggle as the would-be “father” attempted to strip her wife off for the operation.
The tool she proposed to use for her impromptu artificial insemination was a turkey baster (syringe) with a catheter tip; police took the tool away as evidence.
After narrowly escaping from her wife, the prospective mother fled to the toilet, locking herself in, but was pursued. In the process of breaking the door down, the hopeful impregnator hurt her hand, and had to withdraw to fetch an ice-pack for her wrist.
This was the chance her put upon wife had been waiting for; she bolted from the house and attempted to escape in the couple’s SUV. However, her persistent wife chased her down, “hanging on the SUV door handle, trying to get into the car” according to a witness, attempting to curtail her escape.
She did manage to drive off after narrowly missing a tree, and police later picked her assailant up nearby.
The assailing wife was, it was said, the worse for drink at the time, though her wife told officers she had been discussing the prospect of having a child by her for some time.
Police charged the desperate inseminator with domestic assault and battery, but her wife declined to press charges of assault with intent to rape, believing she was not really “going to sexually assault her with the syringe.”
On releasing her, the judge ordered her to “refrain from abuse.” She will have her pre-trial hearing at the end of April.
Via the Berkshire Eagle.
Same sex marriage has been legal in Massachusetts since 2003; both ladies shared the same surname.
A lady who attempted to forcibly impregnate her wife with a syringe containing semen from her brother has been charged with domestic violence, though her wife declined to press charges for attempted rape.
Police were called to the couple’s home after an altercation between the pair, in which the younger wife (26) assailed her wife (33) with a turkey baster and a package of foil wrapped semen she had somehow acquired from her brother.
She apparently intended to insert her “syringe” into her partner for the purposes of siring a child, but her wife resisted, for she did not wish to become pregnant. The two began to struggle as the would-be “father” attempted to strip her wife off for the operation.
The tool she proposed to use for her impromptu artificial insemination was a turkey baster (syringe) with a catheter tip; police took the tool away as evidence.
After narrowly escaping from her wife, the prospective mother fled to the toilet, locking herself in, but was pursued. In the process of breaking the door down, the hopeful impregnator hurt her hand, and had to withdraw to fetch an ice-pack for her wrist.
This was the chance her put upon wife had been waiting for; she bolted from the house and attempted to escape in the couple’s SUV. However, her persistent wife chased her down, “hanging on the SUV door handle, trying to get into the car” according to a witness, attempting to curtail her escape.
She did manage to drive off after narrowly missing a tree, and police later picked her assailant up nearby.
The assailing wife was, it was said, the worse for drink at the time, though her wife told officers she had been discussing the prospect of having a child by her for some time.
Police charged the desperate inseminator with domestic assault and battery, but her wife declined to press charges of assault with intent to rape, believing she was not really “going to sexually assault her with the syringe.”
On releasing her, the judge ordered her to “refrain from abuse.” She will have her pre-trial hearing at the end of April.
Via the Berkshire Eagle.
Same sex marriage has been legal in Massachusetts since 2003; both ladies shared the same surname.