Air horns [Archive]

GeneralHankerchief

03-24-2009, 04:18

I need one to prank a roommate that sleeps pretty much all the time (so I can never use the room, because the slightest noise wakes him up). The problem is, I know nothing about them other than the fact that they're loud. Is anyone enough of an expert on the subject to let me know if they're readily available, and if so, where?

Strike For The South

03-24-2009, 04:24

Sporting good stores will cater to all your air horn needs.

I suggest you get him piss drunk and saran wrap him to the bed but thats just me.

Beefy187

03-24-2009, 04:44

Don't do it near his ears.
Last thing you want is a court case against you for making your roomie deaf.

seireikhaan

03-24-2009, 05:14

Don't do it near his ears.
Last thing you want is a court case against you for making your roomie deaf.
DO IT! DO IT NAUGH! :laugh4:

But ya, sporting good store should have plenty in stock. Not sure about price. Can't imagine they're that expensive.

Sasaki Kojiro

03-24-2009, 05:23

Firecrackers are better.

drone

03-24-2009, 05:45

Firecrackers are better.

In a metal trash can :yes: right next to his bed.

Whacker

03-24-2009, 05:46

Or just do this: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/37651/

Vuk

03-24-2009, 10:25

Sorry guys, but that is just not funny. You should not do stuff like that to people. First of all, sounding an ear-horn in the room too close to his ears could make him go deaf. Second of all, why be a jerk? The guys sleeps at night? O WHAT A JERK! You should be sleeping too. If you do not want to, go to a pub or to someone else's room, do not ruin his sleep because you do not want any. You may think it is just funny, but I am sure he will not. Remember too that what goes around comes around. Wait till you pass out around him some time. It is better to just avoid trouble and not be an *******.

CountArach

03-24-2009, 10:53

I know at my workplace we sell special boat alarm systems that you are supposed to use in emergencies - not large ones, just something that can fit on a PVC vest. Those are REALLY loud.

naut

03-24-2009, 11:07

I know at my workplace we sell special boat alarm systems that you are supposed to use in emergencies - not large ones, just something that can fit on a PVC vest. Those are REALLY loud.
I want one! :2thumbsup:

Fragony

03-24-2009, 11:31

The trick is to put one of these low foot-tables over his head when he's sleeping, and only then use the horn BAM muahahahahaha

Beefy187

03-25-2009, 00:48

Sorry guys, but that is just not funny. You should not do stuff like that to people. First of all, sounding an ear-horn in the room too close to his ears could make him go deaf. Second of all, why be a jerk? The guys sleeps at night? O WHAT A JERK! You should be sleeping too. If you do not want to, go to a pub or to someone else's room, do not ruin his sleep because you do not want any. You may think it is just funny, but I am sure he will not. Remember too that what goes around comes around. Wait till you pass out around him some time. It is better to just avoid trouble and not be an *******.

He seems to be sleeping in a day as well.. He should be awake. At least thats my impression.

CountArach

03-25-2009, 01:08

The trick is to put one of these low foot-tables over his head when he's sleeping, and only then use the horn BAM muahahahahaha
Awesome idea :laugh4:

Whatever you decide on GH make sure you get video.

GeneralHankerchief

03-25-2009, 01:27

The problem with most of these suggestions is that the guy wakes up at the slightest noise/source of light. And he goes to sleep way earlier than me, gets up later than me, and takes mid-afternoon naps sometimes. So I pretty much can't do anything in my room.

Will definitely try to get video, but it appears that DC has a shortage of sporting good stores. I might have to order it online, but more likely I'll just buy one when I go home in a few weeks. :yes:

drone

03-25-2009, 16:16

Will definitely try to get video, but it appears that DC has a shortage of sporting good stores. I might have to order it online, but more likely I'll just buy one when I go home in a few weeks. :yes:

I would imagine there might be a place near the marina on the Potomac that sells hand-held air horns.

rasoforos

03-25-2009, 16:32

I doubt it is a good idea...

(you do not know how pissed off he will be)

...it is very difficult to remove an air-horn from one's anus without general anesthesia.

Try putting a warm sausage in his mouth or something if you really must prank him...

Togakure

03-25-2009, 20:28

Fingers in a bowl of warm water have a good chance to make him pee. We tested that age-old prank at summer camp eons ago and it worked like a charm. Just have to wait til his hand is presented in a good way. If you're lucky he won't even wake up, and discretely observing the victim as he tries to hide that he wet the bed can be quite amusing also.

desert

03-25-2009, 22:50

Sorry about that.

Fragony

03-26-2009, 09:32

Fingers in a bowl of warm water have a good chance to make him pee. We tested that age-old prank at summer camp eons ago and it worked like a charm. Just have to wait til his hand is presented in a good way. If you're lucky he won't even wake up, and discretely observing the victim as he tries to hide that he wet the bed can be quite amusing also.

Yep, this one is highly recommended. Another one, tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit of shoe polish on right between the eyes. It itches; you get it, great fun. If you are feeling more adventurous you can wire his alarm-clock ZAP, or my personal favorite a piece of transparant plastic in the doorway.

CountArach

03-26-2009, 10:15

Fingers in a bowl of warm water have a good chance to make him pee. We tested that age-old prank at summer camp eons ago and it worked like a charm. Just have to wait til his hand is presented in a good way. If you're lucky he won't even wake up, and discretely observing the victim as he tries to hide that he wet the bed can be quite amusing also.
I can also confirm this works.

desert

03-27-2009, 00:38

In retrospect, I shouldn't have said what I said. :sweatdrop:

Sasaki Kojiro

03-27-2009, 01:23

I think anything but the firecrackers and air horn gives you a high chance of getting socked in the kisser if he catches you...you know your roomate better than I do of course.

Seamus Fermanagh

03-27-2009, 05:05

...it is very difficult to remove an air-horn from one's anus without general anesthesia...

:inquisitive:

How would you kn....

Nevermind.

:devilish: