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antisocialmunky
03-27-2009, 20:32
MANAGER: Don’t wait because your piece is still in pieces! Whatever you’ve concocted is sure to be a hit, and simple recipes are simple to serve up. Nor does it help to offer anything complete — your audience will only tear it apart.

POET: You don’t appreciate how low such hackwork is, or how unworthy of a genuine artist. I see that you derive your principles from the fine efforts of incompetents.

MANAGER: Your accusation doesn’t hurt my feelings; a man who wants to be effective must know the worth of proper tools.

– Goethe, Faus


Props goto the HMMER website for posting it. Anyone else have any amusing thoughts/quotes/xkcd/dilbert about ETW?

Melvish
03-27-2009, 21:07
P/U ratio...
http://cns2.uni.edu/~wallingf/teaching/agile/resources/dilbert-xp/dilbert-pu-ratio.gif




and "old" extreme prog!
http://cns2.uni.edu/~wallingf/teaching/agile/resources/dilbert-xp/dilbert-xp02.gif


enjoy