Not going to be alone, not going on hiatus...

[a completely inoffensive name]

You will all be happy to know, that I will stay right here in the org posting, not moving from my chair.

-ACIN

P.S. I am think of opening an advice thread, but I just don't know if I should fully commit the majority of my life to the org, my xbox might get jealous....

[PershsNhpios]

Who are you again?

[Megas Methuselah]

Who are you again?

He used to be called Mike Hunt. As good a name as any, I believe.

@ACIN: Glad to have ya with us, bro.

[miotas]

He used to be called Mike Hunt.

Rex's son? I didn't think anyone would have head of him outside australia.:inquisitive:

[Askthepizzaguy]

I have a question. If your previous name itches, should I put some kind of Gold Bond medicated powder on it? I've been scratching your previous name for days, and the itch just doesn't go away.

PS- the operation was expensive.

[a completely inoffensive name]

How does a name itch?

[Askthepizzaguy]

How does a name itch?

Well, if it's your previous name, then when I drop my britches and scratch it with my fingernails, and the itch doesn't go away, and I still have a rash all over your previous name, especially after all that money I spend buying myself one, then I simply have an itch all over your previous name and I can't explain how I got it. Probably from sitting in that honey spill covered in fire ants.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Hold on, if this is an ant problem, then you kill it (them) with fire.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hold on, if this is an ant problem, then you kill it (them) with fire.

Ok let me try that.

Be right back.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I'll be here, as I described in my OP.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok, I have poured gasoline all over it. But I can't get this lighter to work. If I hold it right next to the gasoline, I assume the sparks will kill the fire ants safely, without causing me harm?

Without waiting for your reply, I will make my first attempt. I'll let you know how it turns out.

[a completely inoffensive name]

K, you are being proactive in finding a solution by the way, I am impressed.

[miotas]

P.S. I am think of opening an advice thread, but I just don't know if I should fully commit the majority of my life to the org, my xbox might get jealous....

no need for that, this has already turned into an advice thread :2thumbsup:

[a completely inoffensive name]

no need for that, this has already turned into an advice thread :2thumbsup:

Oooo, does that mean I can give half statements that seem like advice but actually doesn't contribute anything in regards to the person's problem?

EDIT: I have now changed my signature, because every advice person needs a small and totally uninformative biography about him/her.

[miotas]

So long as they sound helpful and inspired but actually confer no benifit whatsoever then go for it my inoffensive friend:2thumbsup:

[a completely inoffensive name]

So long as they sound helpful and inspired but actually confer no benifit whatsoever then go for it my inoffensive friend:2thumbsup:

Thanks! I think I will give it a try right now:

Do whatever you feel is right, unless what you feel is right is actually wrong.

[Megas Methuselah]

How would I go about getting a reference of myself in your sig? :thinking:

[a completely inoffensive name]

How would I go about getting a reference of myself in your sig? :thinking:

Try to set goals for yourself, then work towards achieving those goals, unless you have better goals to be working towards.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok, I have poured gasoline all over it. But I can't get this lighter to work. If I hold it right next to the gasoline, I assume the sparks will kill the fire ants safely, without causing me harm? Without waiting for your reply, I will make my first attempt. I'll let you know how it turns out.

It didn't work!!! I tried to kill the fire ants but... but... bad things happened. Ok first of all, something totally not cool happened. The spark accidentally set the gasoline on fire, and then, your previous name started belching big balls of fire! Well, more like queefing big balls. Anyway, the toilet I was sitting on, when I was pouring the gasoline, also filled with gasoline somehow. And then the toilet exploded, and the scalding hot water and gasoline went someplace very bad, and I hopped toward the phone and I dialed 411 and asked for the number to 911, and they tried to charge me for the connection and I said hells no I am not going to pay for that so I hung up the phone and got into my car, still on fire and your previous name was fused completely shut, and it was very painful but somehow I managed to drive halfway to the hospital but I had to stop to get some gas, while I was still on fire and now my shirt was on fire and I didn't know what to do so I paid at the pump and tried to douse the flame with the hose thingy, and YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT It was gasoline and I set my whole self on fire and then the hose exploded, as well as the gas tanks and half a city block, and it blew me up into the air and I landed on my house and crashed through the ceiling and now I'm sitting at my desk again and I don't know what to do to put out these flames please please please please help me.

[a completely inoffensive name]

When life hands you lemons, make some sort of lemon based drink.

[miotas]

It didn't work!!! I tried to kill the fire ants but... but... bad things happened. Ok first of all, something totally not cool happened. The spark accidentally set the gasoline on fire, and then, your previous name started belching big balls of fire! Well, more like queefing big balls. Anyway, the toilet I was sitting on, when I was pouring the gasoline, also filled with gasoline somehow. And then the toilet exploded, and the scalding hot water and gasoline went someplace very bad, and I hopped toward the phone and I dialed 411 and asked for the number to 911, and they tried to charge me for the connection and I said hells no I am not going to pay for that so I hung up the phone and got into my car, still on fire and your previous name was fused completely shut, and it was very painful but somehow I managed to drive halfway to the hospital but I had to stop to get some gas, while I was still on fire and now my shirt was on fire and I didn't know what to do so I paid at the pump and tried to douse the flame with the hose thingy, and YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED NEXT It was gasoline and I set my whole self on fire and then the hose exploded, as well as the gas tanks and half a city block, and it blew me up into the air and I landed on my house and crashed through the ceiling and now I'm sitting at my desk again and I don't know what to do to put out these flames please please please please help me.

Alcohol. The higher proof the better, perfect for putting out any pesky flames you might have lying around.:yes:

[Askthepizzaguy]

When life hands you lemons, make some sort of lemon based drink.

Kay I tried to pour lemonade on it and GUESS what it stings like heck and it's not putting out the flames and now it burns and it stings and it itches so I have three owwies.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Patience is a virtue, unless it is a situation that needs to be taken care of fast.

[miotas]

No No No,

ACIN, you're advice is too helpful. You're terrible at this.:thumbsdown:

[a completely inoffensive name]

No No No,

ACIN, you're advice is too helpful. You're terrible at this.:thumbsdown:

Gosh darn it, I really thought I had the hang of it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Patience is a virtue, unless it is a situation that needs to be taken care of fast.

Okay I'll wait if you think that's best but seriously it's starting to become a drag man, I'm losing a lot of skin tissue permanently here and I'm pretty sure my intestines are burnt closed and my liver is damaged, and not just from all the alcohol I've been drinking and dousing myself with to combat the flames, I'm an alcoholic.

Wow. I feel better admitting that. I'm all better now kthnxbai :2thumbsup:

I recommend you to all my friends. Your advice is teh uber curez. I now can admit that I am an alcoholic, and that is the first step towards overcoming my addiction.

Now if I could just put out this fire, I'd be all set. But you have to pick your battles.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Okay I'll wait if you think that's best but seriously it's starting to become a drag man, I'm losing a lot of skin tissue permanently here and I'm pretty sure my intestines are burnt closed and my liver is damaged, and not just from all the alcohol I've been drinking and dousing myself with to combat the flames, I'm an alcoholic.

Wow. I feel better admitting that. I'm all better now kthnxbai :2thumbsup:

I recommend you to all my friends. Your advice is teh uber curez. I now can admit that I am an alcoholic, and that is the first step towards overcoming my addiction.

Now if I could just put out this fire, I'd be all set. But you have to pick your battles.

As god once said to bender in the Futurama episode 'Godfellas'

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

[miotas]

Okay I'll wait if you think that's best but seriously it's starting to become a drag man, I'm losing a lot of skin tissue permanently here and I'm pretty sure my intestines are burnt closed and my liver is damaged, and not just from all the alcohol I've been drinking and dousing myself with to combat the flames, I'm an alcoholic.

Wow. I feel better admitting that. I'm all better now kthnxbai :2thumbsup:

I recommend you to all my friends. Your advice is teh uber curez. I now can admit that I am an alcoholic, and that is the first step towards overcoming my addiction.

Now if I could just put out this fire, I'd be all set. But you have to pick your battles.

Don't worry about those flames mate, they are you're friends, embrace the love, don't they just feel so warm :beam:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't worry about those flames mate, they are you're friends, embrace the love, don't they just feel so warm :beam:

I am starting to feel light-headed, and it's not as painful anymore, and my body has gone numb from the love. Does this mean it is almost over?

[a completely inoffensive name]

I am starting to feel light-headed, and it's not as painful anymore, and my body has gone numb from the love. Does this mean it is almost over?

What the H E double hockey sticks? I thought this was still my advice thread.

[miotas]

What the H E double hockey sticks? I thought this was still my advice thread.

I'm sorry, :embarassed: I will go and douse my head in some love to calm down. :daisy:

[PershsNhpios]

ACIN, Askthepizzaguy, who knew I was innocent in a mafia game, nonetheless betrayed me and asked people to vote for my lynching.

What should I do?

[a completely inoffensive name]

I remember the words of a wise man...

"Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?" -KAAAAAAAAHN

He would later die a horrible death at the hands of Captain James T. Kirk.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Looks like I will have to sign off for the time being. But don't worry, hopefully by the time I wake up, the mods will not have shut this down and/or someone will not have hijacked this advice thread of mine. Hope that fire problem works out for the best Pizzaguy!

-ACIN

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't worry, I poured all my lighter fluid and my bottles of whiskey on it, and rolled around in some dry leaves and kindling, and amazingly, the fire is starting to go out, because I've been completely incincerated.

Problem solved!

[PanzerJaeger]

:trytofly:

[PershsNhpios]

Wait a second!

*gasp!*

*kahhhh!*

Carry on!

[Askthepizzaguy]

you may want to edit out the run-together version, as it could be perceived as vulgarity.

The name Mike, etc... was removed and replaced. And that might have been borderline; but the run-together version is probably... definitely... probably not allowed.

lol Innuendo good. Explicit bad.

[Megas Methuselah]

It can't possibly be as perverted as the 3-word-story a while back. I can't believe the mods allowed it to run for the amazingly long time it did run for. Perhaps they enjoyed it?? :uhoh:

[PershsNhpios]

I am going to find that thread, and enjoy it.

[CountArach]

Spam thread is spam...

:nospam:

[PershsNhpios]

We are not spamming, we are awaiting the return of our true prophetic advisor, ACIN, bless his name and soul.


That thread was absolutely perverted by the way, and also the one that Warman8 made.. my god..

[Askthepizzaguy]

Can I have a link to the threads in question?

[Megas Methuselah]

We are not spamming, we are awaiting the return of our true prophetic advisor, ACIN, bless his name and soul.


That thread was absolutely perverted by the way, and also the one that Warman8 made.. my god..

Ah, you enjoyed them, I see. Well, I can't judge you. But HAPPY BIRTHDAY, COMRADE!!!! :birthday2:

[Hooahguy]

When life hands you lemons, make some sort of lemon based drink.
i prefer lemon-meringue pie

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh my, it's hooahguy... and his offensive signature line! Oh noes!

Runz away screaming politicial incorrectness!

:clown:

Hides from the flags

[Hooahguy]

:shrug:

[Askthepizzaguy]

:shrug:

I am kidding of course.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I am back, and open to more questions for this advice thread!

[PershsNhpios]

Recently there was a scandal in the watchtower about SorBlade12 and desert.

Should I join the lynch mob?

Also, Tribesman is attacking Warman8 because he believes Warman8 is an immature game-addict as the result of home-schooling.
I was interested in the outcome of the argument, but the thread was closed.
What should I do?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Bust a move.

[Rhyfelwyr]

Recently there was a scandal in the watchtower about SorBlade12 and desert.

Should I join the lynch mob?

Also, Tribesman is attacking Warman8 because he believes Warman8 is an immature game-addict as the result of home-schooling.
I was interested in the outcome of the argument, but the thread was closed.
What should I do?

Pick every recent thread that got closed, and raise them in a thread that has already been accused of being spam and so the mods probably have their eyes on it.

You are trying to get this wonderful thread closed, begone traitor!

[PershsNhpios]

You mean, someone else could be reading this?

And they might want to close it?

ACIN - what should we do?

[a completely inoffensive name]

I have yet to hear how my previous advice has worked out. I must know this information before I can proceed with additional advice.

[tibilicus]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread whatsoever. All I've picked up is something about fire ants, futurama, lemons and a flag..

You people are crazy..

[Fixiwee]

I have no idea what's going on in this thread whatsoever. All I've picked up is something about fire ants, futurama, lemons and a flag..

You people are crazy..
This thread is now about exotic spices.

[PershsNhpios]

?gniloohcs-emoh tuoba woH
.morf tifeneb lla nac ew hcihw noissucsid a etaerc ot tpmetta dluohs ew kniht I yllufhturT

[miotas]

well if it helps, i followed your advice on the lemon based drink.

I squeezed the juice of 4 fresh lemons into a glass and skulled it right down.

That was 6 hours ago and my lips are still squeezed shut so tight that I can't speak, and my eyes are watering so badly I can hardly see the screen to type. Good thing I have you guys to talk to, what should I do ACIN? :help:

*edit*
maybe i should try some of fixiwee's exotic spices?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Mix equal parts of a pound of Saffron, Pure Vanilla and Cardamom and try that.

[Megas Methuselah]

You people are crazy..

Hypocrite! :clown:

[PershsNhpios]

I busted a move and broke my left leg in six places.

Next question.

If I do not eat enough McHappy Meals and drink enough coke, will my homeland be invaded in defence of Freedom?

[a completely inoffensive name]

You are doing it wrong, you snort coke not drink it.

[Reverend Joe]

Mike, dude, I just gotta say... you're awesome.

Edit: also, I think someone's on the phone for you. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghsuk6GiEN8)

[Reverend Joe]

Spam thread is spam...

Irritating internet meme is irritating.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Mike, dude, I just gotta say... you're awesome.

Edit: also, I think someone's on the phone for you. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghsuk6GiEN8)

This is true, and who do you think wrote that joke in that movie?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Mike! Mike!

What do I do if I'm feeling not-so-fresh down there?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Billy Mays has the solution:

http://tinyurl.com/cejaeh

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok so I used the orange glo to shine my wood, and now it has a delightful fragrance. You can see your reflection in it, and it shines so brightly, you can even see it through most fabrics. I've used on the all the hardwood surfaces that I own, and now it has a smooth and silky feel that you can run your hands all over. I won't say that it's entirely streak-free though, because when I am streaking, that's when you can really see the difference.

Removing all that dirt and grime makes the entire area seem much brighter, happier, it even plays tricks with your eyes and makes it look bigger. The reflection gives a small, cramped area the illusion of space. Now it looks enormous. The oranges are quite lovely, they are the perfect dangling fruit to take a strong whiff of in order to brighten your day. The smell of these oranges will make your mouth water, and you may want to find the nearest pair and put them in your mouth. I know they have a rough, bumpy texture but they are just filled with juicy goodness.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Glad to see everything worked out.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Glad to see everything worked out.

Yes, it's working just fine! My girlfriend is quite satisfied with the results, and when we invite our friends over, they always comment about how warm and inviting area looks, and they just can't keep their hands off of the smooth shiny surface. I sometimes offer to give them a demonstration, and they like to watch. So, Mike, do you have any advice about how to find and hold down a job? You see, my current "job" kind of blows, so I'd love to find a different kind of job. Preferably one that doesn't *bleep* so hard. I've been hunting for jobs for months now, and there's only one kind of job that I'd really, really like. But it's hard, so very, very hard. You can never find a good job, and if you do, it never lasts long enough. It really sucks the big one.

So, if you can point me in the right direction, I'd be very very happy to find the perfect job.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Well you say there is a job you like but its very hard, I am inclined to tell you that if you love your job, it does not matter how hard it is, you will feel satisfied doing it. If you really are too lazy to do it though, theres always a shortage of male prostitutes; job security and greater pay then an average prostitute all in one due to the shortage factor.

[PershsNhpios]

ATPG, you really like Hunt don't you?

Mike Hunt, what is my favourite colour?

[a completely inoffensive name]

What is this word "colour"? I can only assume you are asking what your favorite food is, to which I would say bacon, because no one could possibly love any other food more then bacon.

[pevergreen]

If you really are too lazy to do it though, theres always a shortage of male prostitutes; job security and greater pay then an average prostitute all in one due to the shortage factor.

Judging from his description, that is his current job.

[PershsNhpios]

Dear Mikehunt,

Recently Aemilius Paulus posted a message on my profile page saying that I was the most handsome orgah and I did look like my avatar.
Megas Methuselah suspects for this reason that he might be one of those.
So does Lz3.

I was wondering, seeing as A.P. looks so good in an antique helmet, if I should embrace his affectations, or if I should scorn him like MM and Lz3.
Or are they simply trying to get me all excited about nothing?

T.I.A.M.F.

Glenn.

[lenin96]

I'm bookmarking this thread...

[Andres]

You will all be happy to know, that I will stay right here in the org posting, not moving from my chair.

-ACIN


If that's the case, then you might as well join a game of mafia. Just follow the link in my sig and be part of the 10 year anniversary mafia game!

[a completely inoffensive name]

Dear Mikehunt,

Recently Aemilius Paulus posted a message on my profile page saying that I was the most handsome orgah and I did look like my avatar.
Megas Methuselah suspects for this reason that he might be one of those.
So does Lz3.

I was wondering, seeing as A.P. looks so good in an antique helmet, if I should embrace his affectations, or if I should scorn him like MM and Lz3.
Or are they simply trying to get me all excited about nothing?

T.I.A.M.F.

Glenn.

If by those you mean a robot, then yes I have long suspected AP of being one as well. From his profile I have yet to determine what version he may be or if he has the power to time travel....yet.

Don't be fooled, the robots are trying to infiltrate every corner of human society and government, even our relationships. Here is an instructional video on how to handle human-robot relationships:

http://tinyurl.com/6gjbe5

[miotas]

Grar ~:pissed: you're trying to drive me crazy aren't you? Damn those tinyurl!

What do I do?!?!?

ACIN, please help me, I need some advice! :help:

[Strike For The South]

ACIN: How does it feel knowing you will always fall short of my greatness?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Grar ~:pissed: you're trying to drive me crazy aren't you? Damn those tinyurl!

What do I do?!?!?

ACIN, please help me, I need some advice! :help:

Trust every link I post. Thats how you win the game.

[a completely inoffensive name]

ACIN: How does it feel knowing you will always fall short of my greatness?

This is a lesson for all you kids who think doing drugs is a "cool" thing. You could end up like Strike here, spouting gibberish and threats to the new rising star of the org.

[Strike For The South]

This is a lesson for all you kids who think doing drugs is a "cool" thing. You could end up like Strike here, spouting gibberish and threats to the new rising star of the org.

Which brings me to my next point. (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x29och_water-boy-lawrence-taylor-dont-do-c_fun)

[a completely inoffensive name]

Which brings me to my next point. (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x29och_water-boy-lawrence-taylor-dont-do-c_fun)

Glad to see you are getting help Strike. I have always thought laughter is the best medicine.

[Reverend Joe]

This is a lesson for all you kids who think doing drugs is a "cool" thing. You could end up like Strike here, spouting gibberish and threats to the new rising star of the org.

C'mon, now, since when is alcohol a drug?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Are you asking for my advice?

[miotas]

If by those you mean a robot, then yes I have long suspected AP of being one as well. From his profile I have yet to determine what version he may be or if he has the power to time travel....yet.

Don't be fooled, the robots are trying to infiltrate every corner of human society and government, even our relationships. Here is an instructional video on how to handle human-robot relationships:

http://tinyurl.com/6gjbe5

ACIN I took you're advice and trusted you're link so I could win the game.

But I can't watch it, it says it is only available in the US, does this mean that the US is completely taken over by robots?

Help me ACIN, I need advice. I want to win the game! :help:

[a completely inoffensive name]

ACIN I took you're advice and trusted you're link so I could win the game.

But I can't watch it, it says it is only available in the US, does this mean that the US is completely taken over by robots?

Help me ACIN, I need advice. I want to win the game! :help:

It seems the US television industry has effectively ruined the chance for all non US residents to win the game. You must take your complaint up with them.

[Thermal]

How do I get you banned from the org.

I really must know! :embarassed:

[Legosoldier]

I seek your advice, O great ACIN, on how to be the great leader. Please show me the right path to take!

[a completely inoffensive name]

How do I get you banned from the org.

I really must know! :embarassed:

This is something I have attempting to find out for almost a year since I came. So far, nothing has gotten me banned, I can only assume I have been chosen by the moderators to live on forever and one day take up the mantle of head admin of the org.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I seek your advice, O great ACIN, on how to be the great leader. Please show me the right path to take!

Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.

[PershsNhpios]

Mikehunt,

I went to a Catholic mass today and was asked if I wanted to take the blood and body of christ.
Because I was only there for social reasons, when they said, 'It is alright if you do not want to take it', I said,
'No, I don't mind, I am feeling peckish anyway.'
One forcibly opinioned person said that I should not have commented thus.

If that is true, what should I have said?

[miotas]

Mikehunt,

I went to a Catholic mass today and was asked if I wanted to take the blood and body of christ.
Because I was only there for social reasons, when they said, 'It is alright if you do not want to take it', I said,
'No, I don't mind, I am feeling peckish anyway.'
One forcibly opinioned person said that I should not have commented thus.

If that is true, what should I have said?

Sounds 'bout right to me, I love having the body of christ inside me.

Where's ACIN? I think we need some advice here.

[lenin96]

Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.

:laugh4:Do you mind if I put that in my signature?

[a completely inoffensive name]

:laugh4:Do you mind if I put that in my signature?

Absolutely not. Everyone should have that in their sig.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Mikehunt,

I went to a Catholic mass today and was asked if I wanted to take the blood and body of christ.
Because I was only there for social reasons, when they said, 'It is alright if you do not want to take it', I said,
'No, I don't mind, I am feeling peckish anyway.'
One forcibly opinioned person said that I should not have commented thus.

If that is true, what should I have said?

Words of wisdom from the Big Lebowski:
(In this scenario the man in the purple shirt is the unknown commentator and you are Lebowski AKA the second man to talk in the clip)
http://tinyurl.com/66losh

[Fixiwee]

Words of wisdom from the Big Lebowski:
(In this scenario the man in the purple shirt is the unknown commentator and you are Lebowski AKA the second man to talk in the clip)
http://tinyurl.com/66losh
9 (fake) balloons for quoting the dude.

[PershsNhpios]

Your balloons suck.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I will not let my advice thread degenerate into insults!

NOTE: Crap, I can't find a good clip of the famous quote from Dr. Strangelove "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"

EDIT: Youtube clip here, actual scene in video is from :37-:47
http://tinyurl.com/daxvcj

[PershsNhpios]

Dear Mikehunt,

I often have Jehovah's Witnesses trying to break into my house and show me the word of God.
Sometimes they are insulting.
One day, when they said to me, "You will burn in the eternal fires of hell", I said, "I am glad then that I have a dark sense of humour".

What would you have said?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I would have said "Thank you for your opinion; have you heard about the Fire-Breathing Leprechaun Lord? He's uber cools and he gives you a pot-o-gold and all the skittles you can eat."

Now I wonder what Mike would say! Clearly it will be better.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Dear Mikehunt,

I often have Jehovah's Witnesses trying to break into my house and show me the word of God.
Sometimes they are insulting.
One day, when they said to me, "You will burn in the eternal fires of hell", I said, "I am glad then that I have a dark sense of humour?"

What would you have said?

I never open my door unless it is family, one of my heros (see my sig) or the pizza delivery man. I see no other reason to open it. And even now I am still debating on whether or not I should open my door for the pizza delivery man or have him throw it through my open window like I ask the Chinese delivery man to do.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I never open my door unless it is family, one of my heros (see my sig) or the pizza delivery man. I see no other reason to open it. And even now I am still debating on whether or not I should open my door for the pizza delivery man or have him throw it through my open window like I ask the Chinese delivery man to do.

As long as you chuck out at least a few bucks as a tip, I'd be willing to bust out some funky dance moves. Don't forget the tip, and I'll chuck the box to you.

[Megas Methuselah]

Dear Mike Hunt,

You should put a pic of yourself in the photo album thread.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Dear Mike Hunt,

You should put a pic of yourself in the photo album thread.

After little consideration, I have decided against that decision.
If I post a picture, I won't be mysterious anymore.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Dear Mike Hunt,

You should put a pic of yourself in the photo album thread.
:yes:

Seconded. If you are comfortable doing it of course.

EDIT:late!


If I post a picture, I won't be mysterious anymore.
Yeah,that was one of my main concerns as well.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Above all, I must protect my mysterious image, it makes my comedic one liners and insightful comments even greater.

[PershsNhpios]

Dear Mikehunt,

Are you allowing yourself to be wooed by Megas Methuselah and my dear Aemili?
You seem very interested in them.
I am simply quite worried that you might be a... 'robot'.

Glenn.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Dear Mikehunt,

Are you allowing yourself to be wooed by Megas Methuselah and my dear Aemili?
You seem very interested in them.
I am simply quite worried that you might be a... 'robot'.

Glenn.

I am not wooed by either of them, nor will I ever be, I was interested only in that they look completely different then what I had expected.

And you will never have to worry if I am a robot, why? Because I can say this:

The following statement is true.
The above statement is false.

And my head has not exploded, therefor not a robot.

[PershsNhpios]

Dear Mikehunt,

Do you mean that the above statement; "I am not wooed by either of them." is false, and that the following statement; "And my head has not exploded,", is true?

If so, I don't believe you were advising me because I had already realised this.

But since you won't show a picture, I must ask also;

Do you look like your avatar? Without the chainmail?

[Rhyfelwyr]

And you will never have to worry if I am a robot, why? Because I can say this:

The following statement is true.
The above statement is false.

And my head has not exploded, therefor not a robot.

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

[miotas]

Hey ACIN. Who's that fella with the eagle and the bloke who doesn't know how to shave in your hero's list?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Dear Mikehunt,

Do you mean that the above statement; "I am not wooed by either of them." is false, and that the following statement; "And my head has not exploded,", is true?

If so, I don't believe you were advising me because I had already realised this.

But since you won't show a picture, I must ask also;

Do you look like your avatar? Without the chainmail?

I cannot even give clues as to what my true identity looks like. Although I will tell you that I wear chain mail frequently, so that part of my avatar is true.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Hey ACIN. Who's that fella with the eagle and the bloke who doesn't know how to shave in your hero's list?

Here is a full list of my heros:

1 row left: Bacon
1 row right: Stephen Colbert
2 row left: John McClain
2 row right: Billy Mays
3 row: John Locke

[Aemilius Paulus]

2 row left: John McClain

:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

For an agonising half a minute there, I thought you mentioned John McCain!!!

And no need to answer my post, as a political discussion is an excellent way to end this thread. :no:

[Askthepizzaguy]

Know that you are not the only one who misread it as "John McCain". :yes:

[Rhyfelwyr]

ACIN - my nose is bleeding, and I blame this upon my joining of the EB Tavern, and also ATPG. What should I do?

[Askthepizzaguy]

ACIN - my nose is bleeding, and I blame this upon my joining of the EB Tavern, and also ATPG. What should I do?

:inquisitive:

[Rhyfelwyr]

:inquisitive:

Don't act all innocent.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Don't act all innocent.

Innocent, I am not; but how did I make your nose bleed?

[LittleGrizzly]

Innocent, I am not

Hah! proof at last!

Vote ATPG

[Rhyfelwyr]

Innocent, I am not; but how did I make your nose bleed?

How about you tell me?

[a completely inoffensive name]

ACIN - my nose is bleeding, and I blame this upon my joining of the EB Tavern, and also ATPG. What should I do?

This is a symptom for every new member of the EB Tavern, it should disappear after a week, or 3 days depending on how hard you lurk.

[PershsNhpios]

Dear Mikehunt,

Have you seen the sun today?

Glenn.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Dear Mikehunt,

Have you seen the sun today?

Glenn.

No, I never do. Too pale to be in direct sunlight.

[miotas]

No, I never do. Too pale to be in direct sunlight.

Aha!

Now we know one aspect of his physical apearance.

He's a redhead :clown:

[a completely inoffensive name]

Aha!

Now we know one aspect of his physical apearance.

He's a redhead :clown:

I am going to laugh when you decipher what I look like by lurking through all my posts then be shocked when I finally post a picture and its nothing like you expected.

[Strike For The South]

Still trying sweetheart?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Still trying sweetheart?

Talking to me or miotas?

[Strike For The South]

Talking to me or miotas?

You darlin.

[a completely inoffensive name]

You darlin.

Ahhh. I am not just trying I am succeeding. Also, "sweetheart"? "darlin"? you trying to say something here?

[Askthepizzaguy]

He wants to partake of your forbidden fruit.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Its only forbidden because people seem to think they can walk into my garden and take my apples for free. Well I am sick of it, so no more fruit for anyone!

[PershsNhpios]

You mean... they try while you are sleeping?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Its only forbidden because people seem to think they can walk into my garden and take my apples for free. Well I am sick of it, so no more fruit for anyone!

Why not throw them out of the garden forever? That's not harsh at all. Also, curse them with the ability to die and have their corpses rot, too. That'll teach them.

By the way, I heard you're making some sort of punishment apparatus. May I suggest... something to do with fire?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Why not throw them out of the garden forever? That's not harsh at all. Also, curse them with the ability to die and have their corpses rot, too. That'll teach them.

By the way, I heard you're making some sort of punishment apparatus. May I suggest... something to do with fire?

Meh, too lazy. I will just delegate the task to someone else. Probably one of my tenants, Beezle... something.

Does anyone have any actual questions/ need advice?

[a completely inoffensive name]

You mean... they try while you are sleeping?

Whenever, no one can resist my tasty apples.

[miotas]

Can i still have the oranges?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Beezle.... juice?
Beezlejuice.
Beezlejuice.


*nothing happens*


Drat.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Can i still have the oranges?

With orange juice the price it is nowadays? Heck no. You can have my blackberries though, I have too many of the dang things already.

[miotas]

Well where can i get free oranges?

I need some advice ACIN!

[a completely inoffensive name]

Beezle.... juice?
Beezlejuice.
Beezlejuice.


*nothing happens*


Drat.

Try Beetlebub.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Well where can i get free oranges?

I need some advice ACIN!

Free orange depot.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Free orange depot.

That's code for something, but I'm not sure what. Sign me up, though.

[a completely inoffensive name]

That's code for something, but I'm not sure what. Sign me up, though.

Why did you have to reveal it? Now the whole world knows where to secretly get the shiniest pots and pans for their kitchen.

[Fixiwee]

Can i still have the oranges?
Damn. I read "Can i still have the organs?" and I though what kind of a weird guy you are.

Probably says more about me then about you. :square:

[miotas]

You need to stop thinking about my organs Fixiwee.

ACIN, I need some advice, my hair is too long so I want to cut it but if I do I will wake up everyone in the house.

What should I do?

[a completely inoffensive name]

You need to stop thinking about my organs Fixiwee.

ACIN, I need some advice, my hair is too long so I want to cut it but if I do I will wake up everyone in the house.

What should I do?

When they see your new haircut, their anger will disappear and they will praise you for your awesome hair cutting skills.

[Fixiwee]

I guess ACINs posts are written from fortune cookies.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I guess ACINs posts are written from fortune cookies.

Maybe....

[||Lz3||]

ACIN ACIN!, THere's another advice thread in the frontroom!, I dont know in which one to post!

Help!

[a completely inoffensive name]

WTF? You must always post in this one.

[Fixiwee]

Answer the train question and I shall always remain loyal to this thread.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Answer the train question and I shall always remain loyal to this thread.



Alright, I have a question.
There is a Train leaving from town A with 64km/h, and a train leaving from town B with 92km/h but 21 min later. Town A is 430 km away from town B. They both head for the other town. Where do they meet?


So Train A is:
64x+22.4 (Because 21/60min is .35 which if multiplied with 64 gives 22.4)
And Train B is
92x
Where x is the amount of time passed.

Together they would be
(64x+22.4)(92x)=430
at the point where they meet.

blah, blah, blah some math aaaand...

After approximately 2.6128 hours.
Train A would have crossed 189.6192 km
Train B would have crossed 240.3869 km
For a total of .................. 430.006 km

So from Train A's perspective they would have met 189.6192/430=.4409 or after crossing 44% of the trip.

From Train B's perspective they would have met 240.3869/430=.559 or after crossing 55.9% of the trip.
44+55.9=99.9 or roughly 100% due to roundoff error.

Now you must stay in here Fixiwee.

[Fixiwee]

Hahaha, awesome. Alright, you have earned my vote.

[a completely inoffensive name]

lol that took me a half an hour to do.

[Fixiwee]

When I posted my msg here I thought something like "the question is so silly that ACIN is the one who might actually solve it"
You can take that as a compliment.

[a completely inoffensive name]

lol, I will.

[PershsNhpios]

Dear Mikehunt,

If I were loyal to this thread, how would I go about destroying another thread which was attempting to undermine the strength of this gem of modern theories?

Glenn.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I believe the answer to your question is hidden somewhere in the many threads in the Frontroom already locked over the years. Try looking in them.

[miotas]

There is no need to worry about the other one, it's being "serious" which is code for boring.

[Megas Methuselah]

Ok, here we go:

An 8-meter ladder is resting against a perfectly vertical wall. Suddenly, the bottom of the ladder slides away from that wall at a rate of 0.6 meters per second. How fast is the angle between the ladder and the ground changing when the top of the ladder is 1 meter from the ground?

This is a classic, btw.

[Vuk]

ahhh...so this is the thread Glenn was referring to. Sorry, I had not checked it untill now and the name gave me no reason to believe that it was an advice thread. From what I have seen though, it is more of a humourous thread than a serious one though, so I can see reason for both existing. Sorry for infringing on you ACIN. I tell you what, I will even endorse your thread by asking you a question.

If a theoretical man (1) was madly in love with a theoretical woman (A) and wanted to marry her, but A had problems, because her father cheated on her mother when she was young, so she did not want to be in a physical relation with 1 until they were married. 1 loves A and for four years waits for her as they both go to school, with the intent of marrying in a year, then A tells 1 that she really needs physical attention, and the lack of it in the relation has turned it into more of a friendship. Now she has started a physical relationship with someone else (2). 1 is heart broken, but realises how :daisy:ed up A's life has been, and the emotional problems she has, so after some desperate pleading, he lets her go. 1's heart is broken and he becomes unmotivated, lazy, his grades drop, he gets fat, he loses his job, and he becomes very depressed. He finally becomes active a year later, gets motivated, puts a little distance between him and A by going overseas, and is finally over her. He meets a girl he really likes overseas (B), and 1 and B see each other for about two months. 1 then finds out a day ago that 2 and A have been in a motorcycle crash which has left A mangled for life. 1 realises that he never got over her and his heart is broken again. Suddenly he feels guilty about his relationship with B (who is a very nice girl, and has never given him a reason to doubt her), and feels that it is his duty to go back to A now that she needs him. Common sense tells 1 to forget A and have a relationship with B, but common decency and a love he has never gotten over tells him to go back to A, even though it is not his duty. He is ruining his relationship with B, and cannot live with himself the way things are going now. What does 1 do? If he goes with B, does he leave A with no family to take care of her, and just pretend that those four years together never happened? How does he not live the rest of his life in guilt? In this theoretical question, what advice would you give?

[Vuk]

Ok, here we go:

An 8-meter ladder is resting against a perfectly vertical wall. Suddenly, the bottom of the ladder slides away from that wall at a rate of 0.6 meters per second. How fast is the angle between the ladder and the ground changing when the top of the ladder is 1 meter from the ground?

This is a classic, btw.

It depends at what angle the ladder is at. If the ladder is also vertical, then the angle should not change.

[Megas Methuselah]

The angle keeps getting smaller and smaller as the ladder falls to the ground. It takes the form of a changing triangle.

Calculus. *shivers*

EDIT: I would usually say "nice try," but it really wasn't a nice try. :clown:

[Vuk]

The angle keeps getting smaller and smaller as the ladder falls to the ground. It takes the form of a changing triangle.

Calculus. *shivers*

EDIT: I would usually say "nice try," but it really wasn't a nice try. :clown:

umm...you missed my point I think. :P

[Megas Methuselah]

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/picture.php?albumid=53&pictureid=1317

[General Appo]

How exactly is that unhelpful Meth?

[a completely inoffensive name]

@Meth
This is an advice thread, not a calculus class!

@Vuk
I would tell that guy he is in a seriously messed up situation, to run away from it all, and live in Mongolia. Whenever you need a paragraph to explain your situation the best thing to do is run away and live in Mongolia.

[miotas]

@Vuk
I would tell that guy he is in a seriously messed up situation, to run away from it all, and live in Mongolia. Whenever you need a paragraph to explain your situation the best thing to do is run away and live in Mongolia.

Hey, you really know your stuff ACIN, I hear that Genghis bloke was known as wolf, and Vuk's a wolf.

Maybe Vuk could go and conquer half of Asia...

[miotas]

I need some advice ACIN.

I just pulled apart my laptop and fixed it but when I put it back together disaster stuck! I am missing a screw. Do you know who took my screw?

[a completely inoffensive name]

I need some advice ACIN.

I just pulled apart my laptop and fixed it but when I put it back together disaster stuck! I am missing a screw. Do you know who took my screw?

AP. He is a robot and needs screws to hold his armor plating on.

[Vuk]

@Vuk
I would tell that guy he is in a seriously messed up situation, to run away from it all, and live in Mongolia. Whenever you need a paragraph to explain your situation the best thing to do is run away and live in Mongolia.

lol, it was only a theoretical situation. I just wanted to see what type of advice you would give. Thanks I guess. :P

[Megas Methuselah]

Lol, I thought it was pretty good advice. :yes:

[a completely inoffensive name]

I think I should get an org award for best Frontroom advice.

@Meth
Thanks!