Orgah's Quotes

[Thermal]

Any people here have some famous org member quotes that cracked them up? or had deep meaning or something interesting? most of us have quotes in our sig but I could put 20 In quite easily If I was allowed.


Your favorite quotes?

[Megas Methuselah]

"Only boys have idols. Men become them."

-Megas Methuselah, directed at Aemilius Paulus

[Monk]

"Be well. Do good. Keep in touch."
~ KukriKhan

"Stay Calm, Be Alert, Think Clearly, Act Decisively."
~ichi

[Andres]

"Join Swords in the Moon!"

~ Instagibbed, the annoying spambot.

[pevergreen]

"Posting in a way that tickled my nose."
-TosaInu
"Vote: AndresTheCunning aka AndresThenotsoCunninganymore"
-Sigurd

Many many quotes by SFTS, GH and many other worthy mafia players.

[PershsNhpios]

"... most of us have quotes in our sig but I could put 20 In quite easily If I was allowed"

- Thermal Mercury, a.k.a Ares777777777777777777777

I will never, for the rest of my good life, ever forget that one enlightening moment on the .Org.

Cheers to you, T.M.

[Hax]

<Whacker> Now Mouza will arrive
<Mouzafphaerre> oh dear
<Mouzafphaerre> I come back
<Whacker> hahahahhaha

Whacker and Mouzafphaerre, IRC chat.

[lenin96]

ACIN:"Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything."

ACIN in his help thread.

[Moros]

A.Saturnus:'Democracy is based on the idea that stupidity is preferable over malevolence. We don't have democracy because it finds the best solutions to our problems, but because it avoids the worst.'

[Greyblades]

Council of villians - me berating ATPG/the guy playing bowser:

And yet have you won even once? You thrash and you roar, you raise armys and steal princesses, and yet after all that you are still beaten by a fat italian plumber with an animal costume fetish.

:Grin:

[White_eyes:D]

I really applaud him for that. That changed the tied of the game, forcing the princes to continue to doubt each other. However, QJC was too nice to go on White_Eyes like Rampage.-Beefy's after thoughts on the evilest players in his game..:devil:

I see White_eyes, your doing your job well.. Causing war in all places.. I like it :beam: -Beefy's opinion of me in his game.:2thumbsup:

[Caius]

How can we people forget our Tree Killer?

Unto each good man a good dog
Beirut

[Lemur]

If I remember Beirut's siggie, it was just a dog, no "good" needed. After all, dogs are already good. It's people who you have to worry about.

As for quotes, sheesh, there are so many. Devastatin' Dave kicks out zingers on a regular basis, Gregoshi makes puns so awful that the gods themselves weep, Strike has his finger plugged into some sort of electrical socket full of Texan goodness, I mean where do you start?

[GeneralHankerchief]

As far as I'm concerned, there's only one:


tell what bartix and the faction that replaces armenia got then??
:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:
:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:
:help: :help: :help: :help: :help: :help: :help: :help: :help: :help:

[Reverend Joe]

Strike has his finger plugged into some sort of electrical socket full of Texan goodness

Speaking of which, check my sig for my contribution.

[Thermal]

A personal favorite of mine :stupido:





None of you are special. Ok some of you are special. Ok all of you are special. Which of course means, none of you are special.

[naut]

"Thread is tired and needs a nap" - Tosa

[Sasaki Kojiro]

"TosaInu is Guity!"--Warman

[Beefy187]

"Rule 1: Sasaki is always guilty"

This always makes me crack up :laugh4:

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

"Whenever I hear the word democracy I reach for my wallet." - AdrianII

"If America's robot warriors run on Windows, my money's on the starving rock armed peasants." - English Assassin

"Good Will Towards Men - and those with diametrically opposing view points." - Gregoshi

"A politician is a man that is ready to sacrifice your life for his country." - Ironside

"The best thing that ever happened to Rotterdam was getting bombed by the Germans,
maybe if we ask them nicely they will do it again." - Fragony

"Well, I had great fun on Saturday ... That was, until my trousers caught fire."- King Henry V

"...Another great thing is a letter from an association of atheist Muslims..." - Meneldil

"Assassinated? By throwing a bridge against her car?" - Fragony in response to Princess Diana assassination theories.

"Only a civilian, who just happens to make an afternoon stroll in his Tornado ADV with IWKA-Mauser 27-mm cannon and Skyflash air-to-air missiles, can decide (1) that there is a plane hi-jacking going on, and (2) that he can make a citizen's arrest on the hijackers should he fancy it?" - Adrian II

"I once punched a baby. In my defence, the baby was being kind of an idiot." - Big King Sanctaphrax

"I purchased a game now i have the previous owners three flakes of skin, 2 strands of hair and an eyelash. Now i own their soul." - Mikeus Caesar

[Askthepizzaguy]

Quotes from me; and as such, none of them are particularly memorable. :laugh4:


"Besides, what good is peace and prosperity when we can build a glorious new future on the broken bodies and charred corpses of the vanquished?"


When the Scots go to war, it's in full-length pink ballroom gowns, or nothing else. There's nothing more intimidating than a man whose genitalia could be exposed to you at any moment due to strong winds.


Climactic... exciting... life is on the line... heart pumping... I wonder what's on tv right now.


I've brutally murdered and dismembered over ten million enemy troops, personally destroying hundreds of thousands with my general's bodyguard unit alone. The amount of blood shed under my direct command could fill the Red Sea, and it would be more aptly named. I've sacked innocent towns, pillaged entire cities, looted and destroyed the greatest monuments in western and eastern civilization, destroyed entire races of people, callously slaughtered a hundred thousand men, women, and children in their beds, personally ordered the destruction of entire lines of Popes, ordered the assassinations of a thousand of Europe's greatest generals, holy men, and diplomats. I've forced my subjects to work in my mines and my weapons making facilities, conscripted millions to die in foreign wars they had no business being a part of, engaged in brutal treachery and international crimes such as betraying allies the instant they sign a treaty of alliance, taking their gifts of gold florins paid for promises I would never honour, and slit the throats of those who were foolish enough to talk to my emissaries of doom. I've intentionally fired rounds of artillery projectiles, flaming rocks, arrows, cannonballs and explosive shells directly into the homes of civilians and ordered entire cities burned to the ground, and impaled all those who questioned my orders, dared to oppose me, or mispronounced my name.

You could say I'm rather heartless myself. But, in this case, a more efficient use of your conscripted men would bring about a greater amount of chaos and destruction in a smaller span of time.

If your goal is to destroy all opposition, claim reign over the entire Earth, and bring about the Apocalypse, as is my goal, then a little thing like keeping your archers away from formed charges can make a slight difference. Every little bit helps. When I see civilization, I want to burn it down as fast as possible and declare myself the ruler of the obedient and servile sub-species which remains.

Why do I do this, you may ask? I think I ate a stale cracker one time and I've been in a grumpy mood ever since.


I hereby form my own one-member committee to discuss the potential long-term ramifications of allowing me to continue to unilaterally decide the direction of my character without prior authorization from myself. On second thought, I am not the senior member of the committee, so I don't have authorization to form the committee itself. The senior member is only available on Sundays. Sundays, being the first day of the proper week, entitle me to seniority over myself for the rest of the week. You can't argue with that kind of logic.


Part of the problem is that I am addicted to this forum. You can see me online here at midnight, 6am, noon, and 6pm, depending on the day. What is sleep, anyway? I only work full time and go to college full time. Given the amount of hours spent in the forum here, I'm starting to wonder when my paychecks should start arriving, or when I get my Org diploma. I didn't consciously think of it, but some of you out there have uh... what do you call... that... thing where you... do stuff... lives and don't visit as often as I do. Therefore when I make a post, you aren't always at your desk to shake your head and wonder... just what in the heck is that guy thinking?

:gah:

When someone makes a post here in the thread, I am aware of it before they even hit the send button. I have ESPN about this sort of thing. It honestly never occurred to me that sometimes other people don't have their eyeballs glued to the screen and they need email reminders to play their turn. It's almost like we're living on opposite sides of the globe. But we all know that's not the case. Such a thing would be ridiculous. Wouldn't the people on the bottom fall off? How would the water stay in their toilets? I mean, just taking a leak would be dangerous because your nostrils point downward.

:7teacher:

I've... just been informed that the gravitational force is omnidirectional. Who knew? Anywho. At least my side of the globe faces in the correct, upright direction.

:7teacher:

I've... just been told that there is no such thing as upright when it comes to celestial bodies in motion, as all points of view are relative and there is no correct frame of reference. Next you're going to be telling me that invisible demons go around gobbling up stars...

:7teacher:

No kidding? Wow. What about the Earth being 6000 years old?

:7teacher:

What??? Well that changes things a bit. And PBM hotseat etiquette???

:7teacher:

Oh. Ok, got it now. "Please remember to private message the next guy in line." (Geez, what else does this guy know?)

What's the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

:7teacher:

Interesting. Let me check your math with a calculator... yes, two is the correct answer.

Astonishing!

That bit about living together in mutual prosperity and tolerance with your fellow man, and coexisting with people of all creeds and nations was smashing as well. But I still don't understand why men and women can't relate to one another.

:7teacher:

Really? From Mars? How dubious! Where's the antenna?

:7teacher:

OH... so THAT'S what that thing is! :idea:


Here are the manliest names, in order of least manly to the most manly:

4. Wolfman Beerworth
Wolves are tough, for sure... but you can usually hack your way through them with a butter knife while strangling three of them in one hand.

3. John Wayne
He's a man's man, but he usually goes down after you shoot him in the face a couple hundred times.

2. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster
He's 8 feet tall and 700 pounds of ripped, hairy, gorilla-man. He once got into a fight with Bigfoot, and broke off Bigfoot's foot and ate it, and then ripped off his own foot, beat the snot out of Bigfoot with it, and then surgically reattached his own foot to his leg using nothing more than a paper clip and a shoelace. He is the reason that entire nations starve, because he personally steals all their crops and eats them on purpose, and then spends the next 7 weeks on the :toilet: pushing raw, unadulterated, all-American FREEDOM out like soft-serve ice cream.

It doesn't get much manlier than this; but there's one man who trumps them all.

1. Beefy187

He has the horns of a bull welded to his own skull, which he tore off the bull himself and spot-welded the bones together without using painkillers. He wears a beard made entirely out of killer bees, and when he speaks, it causes all life within a 300-mile radius to suddenly die of fright. He carved a life-size replica of the Grand Canyon into his own leg. He swings elephants around by their trunks, and carries glaciers over to active volcanoes and drops them inside to save the poor island villagers below from the dangerous magma. He wears a size 49 boot, and the last time he gave a good sneeze, he wiped out all the dinosaurs, or at least most of them, and ran over the rest of them with his truck. He eats nails just to get his daily recommended iron, and he is secretly the father of everyone in the state of California, and that was after only one weekend in Los Angeles. His eyelash caused the Mariana Trench to form in the Pacific Ocean. When he gets hungry, he summons Godzilla and bites his head off, and tosses his lifeless body back into the ocean. He personally repelled the Borg Collective using only a gallon of whiskey and a two-by-four with a nail in it. He went back in time and convinced Hitler to kill himself using a thumbtack and a lot of persistence, and caught it all on tape and sent it in to Funniest Home Videos. He dug up Napoleon's body just to punch him in the jaw and sent the shattered pieces into orbit. He stared at the Tethys Ocean until it spontaneously disappeared in terror. He created the Himalayan mountain range with a plastic picnic spoon and a lot of patience. When he wants a sauna, he drills to the center of the Earth and floats around for a few million years. He can cause the stars to literally fall out of the sky, in defiance of the laws of physics. He also once saw a potato chip which looked like Herbert Hoover, and ate it anyway. He likes kittens, haiku poetry, and slow dancing in the rain. He is likened to Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, and Thor, but these weaklings are pathetic by comparison. His image graces the currency of 47 countries, and sometimes he eats galaxies just to see what they taste like.:laugh4: :clown: :medievalcheers: :applause: :smash: :yes: :charge: :7king: :7teacher: :skull:


I suspect we have Iffo and Kefy and Vode and OsiOsi and all manner of gods and their henchmen left, and we still have townies trying to kill other townies for side missions, and multiple mason teams and everyone hiding a massive duel rating, and Reenk Roink is the king of the Gods there I said it.

He led us here to this forest to watch us all die. *gets up out of his grave* Are you happy now, Reenk Roink? Have us all dancing our little dances for your sadistic pleasures. You're hiding the fact that you're really OsiOsi, and you're going to bring all these mortals and nobles and priests and sorcerers and gods together and cause the Ragnarok, and you don't care how many of us die!

And yes, I've gone mad, so what? I'm still more sane than all of you! BAhahahahahaa :mad:
I had a page of quotes from other orgahs and it got lost when my last computer's hard disk got fried.

I also had a lot of fun making this (https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showpost.php?p=2198054&postcount=166) post.

[Strike For The South]

Louis VI the Fat-Articulate

Devistatin Dave-Fart jokes.

Tribesman-The drunkest of all the Paddys.

Adrian II-High brow politico

Lemur-Crazy little oddities

Fasial-Chat

Gregoshi-Puns

Frag-Foreigner with better grasp of my native language.

And many more. Of course I am the king, just look at how many sigs I'm in.

[drone]

And many more. Of course I am the king, just look at how many sigs I'm in.

^^^^^

:yes:

VVVVVV

[Fragony]

Frag-Foreigner with a better grasp of my native language then I have


//runs

oh, and Louis and Strike, especially as a team, have cracked me up so many times I really wouldn't know where to begin.

[Rhyfelwyr]

Frag-Foreigner with a better grasp of my native language then I have.

:no: :whip:

[Fragony]

correct this whip-boy

[InsaneApache]

I like Gregs currrent one.

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[Thermal]

I like Gregs currrent one.

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I shamelessly stole that as my msn sub title :laugh4:

[Evil_Maniac From Mars]

correct this whip-boy

I'm fairly sure it is a "than" and not a "then."

[InsaneApache]

I'm fairly sure it is a "than" and not a "then."

Shhh. :quiet:

[Fragony]

how could you

[Hooahguy]

my favorite is my own:

you need a boost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Decker]

From my sig:

All us men suffer in equal parts, it's our lot in life, and no man goes without a broken heart or a lost love. Like holding your dog as he takes his last breath and dies in your arms, it's a rite of passage. Unavoidable. And honestly, I can't imagine life without that depth of feeling.- Bierut

And this has me cracking up:
I stopped to look at something whilst walking along the side of the road. And someone punched me in the back of the head. - Somebody Else

[miotas]

ACIN celebrating his 1000th post
*edit*


And now in perfect David Caruso style I will say something lame and then the loud CSI: Miami theme song will start.


Random Cop: Well ACIN, how would you describe achieving a thousand posts without the mods or admins banning you yet?

ACIN: (Puts on sunglasses) It's been war...Total War.


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
http://www.epiconeliner.com/ (Go to this website and click on the picture for full effect.)

[a completely inoffensive name]

You forgot the loud CSI: Miami theme song.

[miotas]

You forgot the loud CSI: Miami theme song.

No. I believe you forgot your reading glasses

[a completely inoffensive name]

No. I believe you forgot your reading glasses

For some reason, I don't see the YEAAAAAAH part.

[miotas]

Fine. are you happy now?

[Hooahguy]

my new favorite quote:

Gentlemen,

Thank you for the nostalgic re-runs of the Frag and Tribesy show, but those of us not requiring a cure for insomnia would really rather you got back to topic.

Thank you kindly

:bow:

[Vuk]

Who the heck cares? All being sigged proves is that you are a human spam bot. ~:P

[a completely inoffensive name]

Fine. are you happy now?

Yes, thank you.

[Hax]

You forgot the loud CSI: Miami theme song.

What's wrong with The Who, eh? EH?!

[a completely inoffensive name]

What's wrnog with The Who, eh? EH?!

Nothing, any other song, would make the David Caruso openings not as funny. There is something about a lame line followed by YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! That makes it magical.

[Andres]

All being sigged proves is that you are a human spam bot. ~:P

So tempted to sig that ~;p

[Vuk]

So tempted to sig that ~;p

lol, why do you think I said it? ~;) I am not usually that arrogant am I? :P