View Full Version : Debate: - Boxers or Tighty-Whiteys?
Prussian to the Iron
05-11-2009, 23:24
What do you guys prefer? I personally prefer tighty-whiteys, because they keep my "business" from flopping around and knocking against my legs. I know most women prefer men to wear boxers, though I don't understand why.
So debate and share your opinions
Boxers. Far more comfortable. I wore Y-fronts until age 14, when I switched to boxers. I'll never go back.
Ever since I switched to boxers, I kept wearing thim. Much more comfortable. It feels "free". The tighty-whities just sit too tight :shrug:
Prussian to the Iron
05-11-2009, 23:40
so should i switch to boxers? because i tried that a few years back; my bals hurt after slapping my legs so much. i might try switching if i get enough positive reviews
Sasaki Kojiro
05-11-2009, 23:53
Too...much...information...
Samurai Waki
05-11-2009, 23:56
Definitely Boxers, much freer.
Although when I work out I switch to Boxer-Briefs so that I don't have to deal with Chaffing. :shame:
Hooahguy
05-11-2009, 23:57
boxer-briefs. ever since i started wrestling, i prefer them much more over boxers. they look more manly then tighty-whities do, and keeps your package together as well, unlike boxers.
Rhyfelwyr
05-12-2009, 00:00
Nae need fir a' that when a've got ma kilt on, Jimmy!
OK, its Y-fronts
A mix. Boxer-briefs when I'm going to be doing a lot of running about; boxers the rest of the time. And it's true, most ladies hate tighty-whiteys. I do not know the reason.
Pannonian
05-12-2009, 00:56
Doesn't this belong in the Frontroom?
Think of the Frontroom as the entrance to a lobster trap. Religious and/or political topics move immediately here from there, but inoffensive topics do not need to be shuffled back the other way. Why? Because it's a lobster trap, you dummy!
Hooahguy
05-12-2009, 01:01
Think of the Frontroom as the entrance to a lobster trap. Religious and/or political topics move immediately here from there, but inoffensive topics do not need to be shuffled back the other way. Why? Because it's a lobster trap, you dummy!
if i had room in my sig id sig that.
Strike For The South
05-12-2009, 01:02
Boxer-briefs. Best of both worlds.
GeneralHankerchief
05-12-2009, 01:02
Boxer briefs in colder weather, boxers in warmer weather.
Briefs. Boxers tend to ride up in jeans, very annoying. Boxer-briefs are ok.
Kadagar_AV
05-12-2009, 02:03
Tighty-Whiteys still exist???
I thought they died somewhere back in the very early 90's...
Aemilius Paulus
05-12-2009, 02:31
Wow. I guess I am the only briefs fan in here. Yes, I love them. Just as I love wearing speedos when swimming instead of swimming trunks. Yes, those kind of speedos, not the short ones that some odious men wear on the beaches at times. boxers just give you too much freedom and space... I suppose even this ties to my authoritarianism. Apparently, even my stick and berries must be restricted... In any case, almost every male in Russia wears speedos. Boxers are pratically unheard of there. And until now, I always thought most other Europeans also wore briefs, but this thread seems to indicate otherwise :shrug:
Prussian to the Iron
05-12-2009, 02:53
Tighty-Whiteys still exist???
I thought they died somewhere back in the very early 90's...
insta-siggied. that was epic :daisy: win!!!
Seamus Fermanagh
05-12-2009, 03:59
Briefs, colored/patterened, no "Y" aperture, soft pouch-like front.
seireikhaan
05-12-2009, 05:57
Boxers
Incongruous
05-12-2009, 06:56
Boxer-briefs. Best of both worlds.
Thus the Lord did say:yes:
A hybrid, tight boxer. Tighty-whiteys hurt and boxers leave things hanging to much.
Briefs all the way. It is too dangerous to keep your package dangling like that. Briefs keep it high, safe, and tight. I am fat, so I have to wear over-sized briefs, do I do not have problems with scrunching. I am not sure just how serious it was meant two be, but I once heard a woman give three reasons for preferring boxers on her men: they were easier to reach into, they didn't look like her panties, and they kept the goods fresher. From my perspective though, they keep the goods dangling, and dangling goods get damaged a lot easier if they are accidently struck or scrunched, it is very uncomfortable when kicking or exercising, and briefs just make us look sexier. ~;)
CountArach
05-12-2009, 09:04
Briefs, but boxers for sleeping.
FactionHeir
05-12-2009, 09:06
Briefs (XL though to give a bit of extra space). Sometimes boxer-briefs. Tried boxers before, didn't like them - seemed rather transparent through trousers and of course too much movement.
Lemur: You can always ask the missus why women hate em :yes:
A hybrid, tight boxer. Tighty-whiteys hurt and boxers leave things hanging to much.
Same, I guess it's what most here call boxer-briefs.
rory_20_uk
05-12-2009, 09:58
Boxers. Those things need to be kept cool to keep on working.
~:smoking:
LittleGrizzly
05-12-2009, 10:03
Y front's up until the age of about 10 or so... or maybe more like 12-13... ever since then boxers and boxers only, not these tight brief things either... just let it all hang loose... the way god/nature/matrix creator intended!
I did get some tight boxer type things... for some reason the girl next door gave me some... (that isn't anywhere near as exciting as it might sound) and well they were pretty much like speedo's... wore them once as i didn't have any clean boxers left but honestly i prefer wearing a pair of shorts over those when needs must...
I did get some tight boxer type things... for some reason the girl next door gave me some... (that isn't anywhere near as exciting as it might sound) and well they were pretty much like speedo's... wore them once as i didn't have any clean boxers left but honestly i prefer wearing a pair of shorts over those when needs must...
No, no, no! Why didn't you just invite her in, tell her you never had tried those and ask her for her opinion about how they look on you.
Then you would have a more exciting story to tell us than "well, all my other underpants were dirty so I had to wear those tight boxers".
:smash:
LittleGrizzly
05-12-2009, 11:41
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
Well that sounds good in theory... unfortunately, i think where i wrote girl next door theres a slight disconnect in the image people get and the reality of the girl next door... which is why i wrote not as exciting as you might think... I could imagine myself feeling jealous when someone else wrote it, imagining some hot little blonde next door...
Moving quickly back onto topic i have to say boxers are terrible for riding up... they usually attempt to form some kind of thong or badly fitting tight shorts unless adjusted occasionally...
I'll keep this brief and say that I like briefs better than boxers. :yes:
Hosakawa Tito
05-12-2009, 12:09
Boxer-briefs. Best of both worlds.
My choice as well. Just the right amount of support without the near castration of regular briefs.
Louis VI the Fat
05-12-2009, 13:23
I used to wear Tighty-Whiteys. Last week, I went to the shop to try boxers. It was one of those tiny, luxury stores. The shop assistent handed me a handful of boxers, and I went into the dressing room to try them on.
'Well?', she asked.
'One second, I'm still trying them on'
'Are they comfy?'
'I...am not so sure. They feel a bit tight. I wonder if I'm wearing them properly'
'Yes, that happens occaissionally. Wait. Let me help you out', the helpful assistent said. She opened the curtain of the dressing room. It was only now, with the outdoor daylight reflecting of her blonde hair, that I noticed she was rather cute. Great perfume too. She looked at me, and a smile appeared on her face as her eyes moved down my body: 'You are really big down there. Let me get you something more...convenient'
She left. I was feeling a bit nervous now. Surely she didn't mean...?
She returned. 'Try these'. 'They give extra support'.
I tried them on. They fitted perfectly. I stepped outside the dressing room and showed her the boxers.
'That looks great!', she smiled. She noticed I was getting nervous. 'Oh don't be shy! Turn around! let me see what your cute behind looks like in them...'
I made a quick pirouette for her, slightly embarrassed. She laughed, and with an elegant head movement she waved her gorgeous hair from one side to the other, her eyes feasting on my athletic shapes. Her head still bend sideways a bit, she spoke soflty: 'you know...the shop is usually quiet around this hour. We could, if you are up for it, we could....'
*to be continued*
Gregoshi
05-12-2009, 13:29
A Brief Encounter by LouisVI the Fat
I used to wear Tighty-Whiteys. Last week, I went to the shop to try boxers.
...Her head still bend sideways a bit, she spoke soflty: 'you know...the shop is usually quiet around this hour. We could, if you are up for it, we could....'
*to be continued*
Banquo's Ghost
05-12-2009, 14:06
Sorry Louis, but that story was pants.
:wink:
Rhyfelwyr
05-12-2009, 14:46
boxers just give you too much freedom and space... I suppose even this ties to my authoritarianism.
It seems this thread was made to be sigged.
Hosakawa Tito
05-12-2009, 17:17
Sorry Louis, but that story was pants.
:wink:
Hey, I read that story in Maxim last month...
atheotes
05-12-2009, 18:47
boxer-briefs - since i found them a few years back:smash:
HoreTore
05-12-2009, 20:38
Boxers. No question. Never used anything else since I was around 10 or something.
I use the tight kind of boxers though, not the loose silk kind.
so should i switch to boxers? because i tried that a few years back; my bals hurt after slapping my legs so much. i might try switching if i get enough positive reviews
:help:
I go commando. The ladies love easy access.
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 06:03
Tighty Whiteys cause your genitals to be compressed against your body in an unnatural way. If you wear them, you are used to it and it feels normal. However, male genitals are supposed to swing freely away from the body because they are supposed to be at a reduced temperature of around what is it, 93 degrees? The male reproductive organs are temperature sensitive, that is why they become tight when it is cold and they relax when it is warm. When you wear tighties, you are preventing that process from reaching the second stage, thus you're cooking your balls.
This can result in lower sperm count and other issues, ask a doctor. I HIGHLY recommend you don't wear tighty whiteys. Please, work your way down to boxers, if you need to go boxer briefs for a while do so.
I do admit it feels really odd and uncomfortable to switch from one to the other, because they aren't used to it. However, after a while, you get used to it, and it does feel much, much better. It's healthier for you and it is much more natural. And if you wear certain kinds of boxers they don't bunch up.
Hehehe, you said genitals
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 06:11
Yes, this is a big boy topic and it is discussing the groin area, specifically the benefits of different types of underwear, so it requires me being frank.
And beans.
:creep:
Yes, this is a big boy topic and it is discussing the groin area, specifically the benefits of different types of underwear, so it requires me being frank.
And beans.
:creep:
Actually, this is a highly political topic. Hitler wore boxers, he wanted to hang low with the other dictators. Now, Neville Chamberlain wore briefs, it's why he had no balls, they were constricted.
If we can fit Obama, Iraq, Abortion, Gun Control, and DevDave in this, we'll be good.
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 06:36
If Obama's dad wore tighty-whiteys, Obama would have been a right-winger. In Iraq, tighty whiteys are the fabric of the infidel. If people wore more tighty-whiteys, there would be fewer abortions. If you wear tighty-whiteys, there is less chance of your balls getting shot off. If Devastating Dave wore tighty-whiteys, he would be a lot less Devastating and a lot more Dave. If Hitler wore tighty-whiteys, it wouldn't have mattered because he had no genitalia.
Tighty Whiteys cause your genitals to be compressed against your body in an unnatural way. If you wear them, you are used to it and it feels normal. However, male genitals are supposed to swing freely away from the body because they are supposed to be at a reduced temperature of around what is it, 93 degrees? The male reproductive organs are temperature sensitive, that is why they become tight when it is cold and they relax when it is warm. When you wear tighties, you are preventing that process from reaching the second stage, thus you're cooking your balls.
This can result in lower sperm count and other issues, ask a doctor. I HIGHLY recommend you don't wear tighty whiteys. Please, work your way down to boxers, if you need to go boxer briefs for a while do so.
I do admit it feels really odd and uncomfortable to switch from one to the other, because they aren't used to it. However, after a while, you get used to it, and it does feel much, much better. It's healthier for you and it is much more natural. And if you wear certain kinds of boxers they don't bunch up.
I don't care if they put my genitals in a :daisy: blender and bake oven, I am not gonna stop wearing my briefs! :furious3: Why don't you boxer Nazis just leave we brief men to our genital compression and stop trying to push your boxers down our throats?
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 06:41
Hey, what you do with your underwear is your own business, though I wouldn't put them in your mouth, dude. If you like having a lowered sperm count because your balls are gagging, be my guest.
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 06:45
Here's some medical advice from WebMD-
http://www.webmd.com/infertility-and-reproduction/features/boxers-vs-briefs-increasing-sperm-count
Hey, what you do with your underwear is your own business, though I wouldn't put them in your mouth, dude. If you like having a lowered sperm count because your balls are gagging, be my guest.
2 things.
A: Check the battery on your humor detector.
B: Trust me, there are a lot of safety advantages to briefs.
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 06:53
I didn't actually believe you put underwear in your throat... :creep:
Isn't a lower sperm count a good thing as long as you don't have anyone to distribute all that sperm to? :sweatdrop:
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 09:17
If you really like keeping your genitals at a temperature that it is unhealthy for them to be at... go for it. Do what you like it's your body.
I just don't like the idea of my man-fruit gagging.
If you really like keeping your genitals at a temperature that it is unhealthy for them to be at... go for it. Do what you like it's your body.
I just don't like the idea of my man-fruit gagging.
My guy-guys are tough enough for briefs! Your sissy genitals just cannot take the pressure! ~;)
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 09:39
I admit my balls are delicate, treasured items. I'm not into ball torture. My family jewels belong on a mantle, not stuffed in a straitjacket to get all sweaty and flat.
I admit my balls are delicate, treasured items. I'm not into ball torture. My family jewels belong on a mantle, not stuffed in a straitjacket to get all sweaty and flat.
lol, too much info. :P I fail to see how wearing briefs can be classified as 'torture'. :P I guess they must be delicate indeed... :P
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 10:08
When you have mangerines as silky smooth and perfectly proportioned as mine, you tend to take good care of them. The ladies appreciate them more that way.
When you have mangerines as silky smooth and perfectly proportioned as mine, you tend to take good care of them. The ladies appreciate them more that way.
aaach! And here I am stuck with two rough stones! Now I am really jealous! I want your mangerines!
Bet you get that a lot though, huh?
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 10:23
aaach! And here I am stuck with two rough stones! Now I am really jealous! I want your mangerines! Bet you get that a lot though, huh?
There's plenty of peaches, so velvety and sweet
And cherries as well, such a delicious treat
Apricots, plums, and apple bottoms which I so keenly admire
But my mangerines and banana are not for you to desire
I do not put prunes into my mouth, nor raisins or grapes
And cucumbers and pickles are not the Pizzaguy's taste
You can beg all you want, but the point here is moot
You cannot have even one little taste of my very forbidden and manly fruit.
:bow:
There's plenty of peaches, so velvety and sweet
And cherries as well, such a delicious treat
Apricots, plums, and apple bottoms which I so keenly admire
But my mangerines and banana are not for you to desire
I do not put prunes into my mouth, nor raisins or grapes
And cucumbers and pickles are not the Pizzaguy's taste
You can beg all you want, but the point here is moot
You cannot have even one little taste of my very forbidden and manly and delicate fruit.
Fixed
:beam:
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 10:37
If you went to the grocery store, would you pick out a fruit that looked as though it were dehydrated or squashed, or bruised or otherwise mistreated? A little care goes a long way; it's how I got my gloriously gilded grapefruits. That's right, I love gold.... the look of it, the smell of it, the texture. I love gold so much, I even painted my coconuts solid gold, hence the name Goldiballs. You know how that one goes:
"These briefs are too tight.
This kilt is too loose.
Ah, but boxers are just right."
And then I get mauled by Mama Bear when she comes home.
Some disturbing posts in this thread :inquisitive:
tibilicus
05-13-2009, 12:04
I used to wear Tighty-Whiteys. Last week, I went to the shop to try boxers. It was one of those tiny, luxury stores. The shop assistent handed me a handful of boxers, and I went into the dressing room to try them on.
'Well?', she asked.
'One second, I'm still trying them on'
'Are they comfy?'
'I...am not so sure. They feel a bit tight. I wonder if I'm wearing them properly'
'Yes, that happens occaissionally. Wait. Let me help you out', the helpful assistent said. She opened the curtain of the dressing room. It was only now, with the outdoor daylight reflecting of her blonde hair, that I noticed she was rather cute. Great perfume too. She looked at me, and a smile appeared on her face as her eyes moved down my body: 'You are really big down there. Let me get you something more...convenient'
She left. I was feeling a bit nervous now. Surely she didn't mean...?
She returned. 'Try these'. 'They give extra support'.
I tried them on. They fitted perfectly. I stepped outside the dressing room and showed her the boxers.
'That looks great!', she smiled. She noticed I was getting nervous. 'Oh don't be shy! Turn around! let me see what your cute behind looks like in them...'
I made a quick pirouette for her, slightly embarrassed. She laughed, and with an elegant head movement she waved her gorgeous hair from one side to the other, her eyes feasting on my athletic shapes. Her head still bend sideways a bit, she spoke soflty: 'you know...the shop is usually quiet around this hour. We could, if you are up for it, we could....'
*to be continued*
I'm disturbed greatly by this post...
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 12:05
:sweatdrop:
There needs to be a section called "too hot for the backroom". If you create one, I'll be there.
and I will be wearing the boxers to keep from overheating my delicates.
FactionHeir
05-13-2009, 12:29
I thought you'd wear briefs to keep the pizza hot :grin2:
Agreed, this thread is very disturbing. It must be hurting the sensibility of ATPG delicate mangerines. (lucky for me, my stones are used to such tortures after a lifetime of being smothered in briefs :yes:) ~;)
Come on Andres, where is your inner-teenager? :P
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 12:46
I thought you'd wear briefs to keep the pizza hot :grin2:
You have to cool the pepperoni down before you serve it. :wink:
FactionHeir
05-13-2009, 12:48
Pepperoni is hot or money back :tongue2:
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 12:50
Oh trust me, it's very hot and steamy. I just want to make sure my customers are satisfied and they don't burn their tongue on the spicy meat. And I think you need to pay me first before you get the money back. Be sure to "tip" the pizza guy. Otherwise you can't have-a the mango.
Gregoshi
05-13-2009, 13:00
What a difference between page one and page two of this thread. Page one was all about underwear as groinal torture devices. Page two is all about food.
Askthepizzaguy
05-13-2009, 13:01
correction: delicious food.
correction: delicious food.
The apples are soft. :no:
Seamus Fermanagh
05-13-2009, 14:14
SEAMUS "I am shocked, SHOCKED, to find people making thinly-veiled sexual referants and assorted off-color word-play in a thread on underwear!"
HELPFUL BR GRAMARIAN "Your new double-endtendres, sir."
SEAMUS "Thank you. This thread is closed until further notice."
In short, from here on out it is pointless spam so to be brief, boxer, it's closed.
P.S. I'll add a dancing lock for the first person to PM me the source of my (modified) dialogue bit above. :wiseguy:
To the victor go the spoils! :dancinglock: Congratulation's Banquo's Ghost! Both he and Drone correctly noted the film as Casablanca (1942), but Banquo won on speed of response.
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