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Hooahguy
05-12-2009, 18:30
i use bodywash. bar soap leaves that sticky feeling afterwards.
also, state your brand.
i use Irish Spring, in courtesy to all our Irish members. :bow:
Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap (http://www.drbronner.com/DBMS/OLPE32EA/PeppermintLiquidSoap.htm) FTW. Not only do you get squeaky clean, but once you're done you can read the insane rantings written all over the bottle. Sample:
ENJOY ONLY 2 COSMETICS, enough sleep 4 Dr. Bronner's 'Magic Soap' to clean body-mind-soul-spirit instantly uniting One! All-One! Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! For facial packs, scalp & soothing body rub, add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water. Wring out. Lay over face & scalp. Massage with fingertips. Repeat 3 or 4 times 'til arms, legs and all are rubbed, always towards the heart. Rinse towel in plain hot water and massage again. Breathe deeply! Health is Wealth. Within 9 min. you feel fresh, and clean, saving 90% of your hot water & soap, ready to help teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith! For we're All-One or none! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! TO SIMPLIFY & ENJOY LIFE MORE, DILUTE 1/2 OZ. OR 2 SQUIRTS OF THIS PURE CASTILE SOAP WITH 2 GALLONS OR SINKFUL HOT WATER, THEN TOWEL MASSAGE, A FACIAL PACK, THEN WRING TOWEL OUT & FINGERTIP MASSAGE YOUR HAIR & SCALP. ENJQY THE CREAMY EMOLLIENT LATHER ON BABY, BATH, BEACH, BODY, DENTURES, DEODORANT, SHAVING, AFTERSHAVE-SILK-WOOL-PETS-DIAPERS-CAR-HAND AND FOOT SOAP. Thank God we don't descend down from perfect Adam'& Eve to sinful sinner, Brother's Keeper, divided slave! United, hardworking-trained-brave, from dust we ascend up! Thank God for that! Our Brother's Teacher of the Moral ABC mason Hillel taught carpenter Jesus to unite all mankind free! If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs and blaming it on you! If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, and yet make allowance for their doubting too! If you can wait and not be tired by waiting or being lied about, don't deal in lies! 0r being hated, don't give way to hating, and yet don't look too good nor talk too wise! if you can dream and not make dreams your master! If you can think and not make thoughts your aim! If you can meet with triumph or disaster and treat those two imposters just the same! If you can bear to hear the full-truth you have spoken twisted by crooks to make a trap for fools! Or watch the things that you have given your life to broken, and stoop to build them up again with worn out tools! If you can make one heap of all your winnings and risk it at one turn of pitch or toss! And lose and start again at your beginnings and never breathe a word about your loss! If you can force your heart, your nerve, your sinew, to serve you long after they are gone! And so hold on although there is nothing left within you except that voice that says to them "Hold on! Hold on!" If you can talk to crowds and keep your virtue, or walk with kings and not lose that common touch! If neither loving friend nor enemy can hurl you; it all men count with you, but none too much! If you can work hard to teach each unforgiving minute the Moral ABC, mason Hillel taught carpenter Jesus to unite all mankind free, come hell, hate, ban, you'll enjoy God's spaceship Earth & do great work within it, L which is more my son, you'll be man! A man! Sure, East is East and West is West and never the twain shall meet! But there is neither East nor West, nor border, breed nor birth, once the Moral ABC unites all mankind free on God's spaceship Earth! Then & only then, no matter how rough the trip, how charged the scroll, you are the captain of thy ship, the master of thy soul! These are the days my friend, we know they'll never end! We'll work, sing, dance, love, marching on! Marching on! We live God s law today! We win Free speech OK! With full-truth, our only God, we rally, raise, unite the whole human race, lightning-like, in our Eternal Father's great All-One4od-Faith! As teaches the African astronomer Israel since the year One: "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternal One!' "Exceptions eternally? Absolute none!"
To dream the impossible dream! To reach that unreachable star! 41 AII-One, All-One we are! To fight that unbeatable foe! To go where the brave dare not go! To right the unrightable wrong! To love pure, chaste, from afar! To try when your arms are too weary! 'Til All- One, AII4ne we are! For this is my goal! To reach that unreachable star. No matter how hopeless, no matter how far! To fight for the right without question or pause, to be willing to march into hell for a heavenly cause! For I know that if I follow this glorious quest, my heart will lie peaceful & calm when I'm laid to my rest! And I know that the world will be better for this, that one man, tortured, blinded, covered with scars, still strove with his last ounce of courage, to reach that unreachable star 'til united All-one, All-one we are!
A fire, a mist, a planet, a crystal & a cell; a jellyfish, a dinosaur, caves where cavemen dwell! Then, a sense for work-love-song-art-law-play-beauty, a face turned up from the sod! Sure, it's constructive-evolution, guided by One, ever-recreating God! One almighty, all-embracing, ever-loving, everevolving Eternal Father, guiding all mankind up from dust, driven by hungers, half-true hate, up by hard work, full-truth, great love, song speech-&-Profitsharing State, up into the Kingdom. the dictatorship of God's law uniting All-One-God-Faith; "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternal One!" Exceptions? None! Thank God we don't descend down from perfect Adam & Eve to sinful sinner. Brother's Keeper, divided slave! United-brave, from dust we ascend up! Thank God for that! Our Brother's Teacher of the Moral ABC, Hillel taught Jesus to unite all mankind tree: 1st: perfect thyself! 2nd; work brave! 3rd: unite to help leach all, every slave, the Moral ABC, lightning1ike 6 billion strong g we're All-One, as astronomer Israel teaches ' Listen Children Eternal Father Eternal One!' Exceptions? None!
Einstein, 1939, after Nazis & Commis united, proposed Bombs that destroy all, unless we teach lightning-like the whole Human race the Moral ABC uniting All-One-God-Faith! For we're All-One or none! As teach all astronomers since the Year One, Abraham-lsrael-Moses-Buddha-Hillel-Jesus, Spinoza-Paine, Sagan & Mohammed, inspired every 76 years, for 6000 years, by the Messenger of God's Law, the Messiah, Halley's Comet, the Blazing Star of Abraham-David-Buddha-Bethlehem & Mohammed! Free Speech is man's only weapon against half-truths that enslave! Full-truth, our only God, unites all brave, if 10 men guard Free Speech brave!!
Berlin Rabbi Baeck, Einstein Rabbis Buber - Israel - Levey - Liebman & after 66 million Marxist murders, tortured-blinded, soapmaker Bronner found: "The mark of the mature man is his ability to work brave, teaching all, every slave, African astronomer Israel's 6000 yr. great All-One-God-Faith: Listen Children E1emal Father Eternal One! We're All-One or none!" Berlin Rabbi Baeck; teaching how united only we survive, survive!
1st: If I'm not for me, who am I? Nobody! 2nd: yet, if I'm only for me, what am I? Nothing! 3rd: If not now, when? Once more: Unless constructive-selfish I work hard, like Mark Spitz, perfecting first me, absolute nothing can help perfect me!!
4>: Only hard work can save us, but if we teach only our clan? We're all hated then! So, we must teach friend & enemy, the whole Human race, the full-truth, hard-work, free speech, press-&-profitsharing Moral ABC's All-One-God-faith, lightning-like, 6 billion strong, for we're All-One or none! All-One-God-Faith, as teach the African shepherd-astronomers Abraham & Israel, for 6000-years, since the year 1: 'Listen Children Eternal Father Eternal One!"-We're One! All-One!
11th: Essene & Chinese birth controls must reduce birth or Easter Isle type overpopulation destroys God's Spaceship Earth! God's law prevents all conception below pH3. Therefore, Essene contracepted for 400 years with rosehips, pH2! So, absolute clean, apply vaseline, oil, butter or cream, insert teaspoonful juicy lemon pulp, pH2. O.K.! Next day, douche with qt. soapy water, pH8, restoring pH5 balance God made! Eggwhite is pH9, Dr. Bronner's Soap, pH8, guaranteed the mildest made; below pH8 soaps biodegrade, synthetic-sulfides cannot. At conception, 10 grams contain 100 million humans! or... 10 humans in 1 invisible microgram - smaller than dust! Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Then, who else but God gave man Love that can spark mere dust to life! The Moral ABC, uniting All One, brave, all life. Who else but God! Who else! (see Eucalyptus-Peppermint & SalSuds qts.)
Love is like a willful bird, do you want it? It flies away! Yet, when you least expect its bliss, it turns around l it's here to stay! For centuries man struggles, half-asleep, half-living! Small, jealous, bickering with mountains of red tape! To be awakened the night God choose giving His great reward for hard work, the Moral ABC-unity-ecstasy-love evolving man above the ape! The Moral ABC - unity-love evolving man above! Coincidentally L yet Oh-so-slow, sweet-kisses-whisper-softly into waiting ears; arousing hha4enly flames that enlighten renew, brilliant fires blazing through dark, lonesome years! Who else but God gave man this sensuous passion!
' Passions that quicken your senses, fulfill; quench the thirst of lonesome years! Yet the sun has shadows, learn to control your will; to enjoy life long happiness, not tears! Wait! Rise to the stars above & thrill! Arouse the very flames of life! Sweetheart, kiss me: Hold still, hold still! Listen to God's reward for strife! Rosebuds, slowly woken, break budding open! delicate, sweet, so on soft fingertips; shivering up your spine, red pulsing blood; in lightning speed through your pure body's lips! Caressing deep, searching, way out of sight; oh beautiful spirit of God's eternal Spring! Heat of passion in a warm moonlit night! Ecstasy to be buried in heaven, within! Relaxed then to long, dreamless sleep; body & soul join close in life's most brilliant bliss! Revealing clarity4eauty-harmony-peace, sailing on far away sun-laden ships! Yet-what-cunninq-feminine-touch, can draw new desire to pulsing lips! When-soft-hands wander-casually-such, deftly down near lingering tips! Who else but God gave man Love that can spark mere dust to life, the Moral ABC uniting All-One, brave, all life.
Like a beacon breaking through dark clouds that pass; your deep embrace, your sensuous kiss, who else but God can make Love last 1 trillion years of sweet eternities! Who else but God! We are not true, while calculated calm controls us; blood flows near spirit in cold divided flame! Only love's stormy passion, striking deep within us; can turn blood to spirit $ spirit to blood, untamed! Spirit to blood, untamed!
Arctic White Owl, has babies only when there is 9 months food supplied to survive! Beavers, by teamwork family life! Bees drop 3% drones from hive! Cleopatra's Teacher of Love, the ABC of Mama Cat, teaches: 1st: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! 2nd: Constructive-selfish hard work save home-food-young! 3rd: Absolute teamwork fertilizes God's Earth! 4th: Absolute harmony with God's timing, easy Birth! 5th: Mother's love-discipline, joy, praise! 6th: Father's stern-discipline, off titties when raised! 7th: Hard Work; self-discipline, brave! 8th: God's Eternal Discipline, save! 9th: Nine lives, self-reliant, brave! 10th: Dignity, 'beauty, relaxation, fun! 11th: Tenacity gets it done! 12th: Perfect sense of direction, ESP! 13th: Free, brave! No slave! Mama Cat's ABC of Love & the inspiring Swallow's Song uniting ALL-ONE! ABOVE! ABOVE! DILUTE ENJOY 1 SQAP FOR 18 DIFFERENT USES! GUARANTEED PURE POTASSIUM CASTILE SOAP & 10% VEGETARIAN: SUPERMILD CASTILE HAS OUTSTANDING WATER SOFTENING & CLEANSING POWERS. PREFERABLE TO HARSH SOAP & DEFATTENING SYNTHETICS. IT DOES NOT CUT DIRT, BUT DISSOLVES IT. IT IS THE MILDEST, MOST PLEASANT SOAP YOU EVER USED OR MONEY BACK! ENJOY BODY RUB TO STIMULATE BODY MIND-SOUL-SPIRIT AND TEACH THE ESSENE MORAL ABC UNITING ALL FREE IN THE SHEPHERD-ISRAEL'S GREAT ALL-ONE-G0D-FAITH! GET $3 ESSENE SCROLLS!
"The 2nd Coming of God's Law!"-Mohammed's Arabs, 1948, found Israel: Essene Scrolls & Einstein's "Hillel" prove that as no 6-year-old can grow up free without the ABC, so certain can no 12-year-old survive free without the Moral ABC mason, tent & sandalmaker Rabbi Hillel taught carpenter Jesus to unite all mankind free in our Eternal Father's great AII-One-God-Faith! For we're All-One or none: "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!"
>From '29 to '44, soapmaker-master-chemist Bronner built 3 American soap plants, trained 9 chemists, licensed 6 of 53 patents for $60,000! But after '44, after losing father-mother-wife, almost his own life, tortured-blinded, he deeded to African astronomer Israel's 6000 year great All-One-God-Faith all of his patents, plants, products, profits, 4 new industries: 13 Essene Birth Control patents, Planetemples & 'Town Without Toothache' potassium-soda industry giving mankind a new Mineral-salt, Calcium-malt, Corn-sesame-bread, Mineral-bouillon, catspaw sandals, & 'Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps,' All-One! In '47, after father-mother-wife murdered, ourself tortured-blinded, we wrote this poem: To keep my health! To do my work! To love, to live! To see to it I gain & grow 8 give & give! Never to look behind me for an hour! Never to wait in weakness nor to brag in power! Always working, searching for more truth, more light! Always writing, teaching what I found good & right! Robbed-starved-beaten-blinded, wide astray! Sack with the full-truth I've gained, back to the way: Smile, help teach the whole Human race, the Moral ABC of AII-One-God-Faith, Lightning-like strong & we're All-One! All-One!
ALL-ONE-GOD-FAITH UNITES HUMAN RACE! ALL-ONE!
Confucius Absolutes 600 B.C. 8 Mohammed's Wisdom 600 A.D. unites all mankind free:
The 1st law of God's tremendous Universe is order! Absolute all-embracing, ever- evolving, ever-recreating, ever-loving order! Exceptions eternally? Absolute none!
2nd, every body in God's tremendous Universe must eat or there is no body! To shine on, eat must even the sun, consuming every second 4 million metric ton! To shine on, eat must even the sun! Exceptions eternally? Absolute none!
3rd, every ton of good food requires teamwork in harmony with God's law, timing-team-work- wisdom-power-mercy-love can reap 6 million more fruit above, above! Exceptions eternally? None!
4th, any man raising 600 fruit trees in harmony with God's law, timing-teamwork-wisdom-power- mercy-love can reap 6 million more fruit above, above! Exceptions? Eternal? Absolute none!
5th, only constructive working men have built all civilization & everything good that's in it! Intolerant parasites, in order to eat, must dominate-dic1ate-distort-dilute-destroy- smear-slay-slander-cheat or they won't eat! Exceptions eternally? Absolute none!
8th: The mark of the mature man is his ability to work brave, teaching all, every slave, how to replace coal-oil-gas-mineral-nuclear, unemployed-inflation, welfare-waste-war with Essene Birth-Control for very girl, Swiss 6000 year Universal Military Training UMT for full- employment, raising 1 trillion Israel-system trees, 2 million Dutch dikes, 3 Greek mirror- solars, 4 Hannibal windpower plants, 5 billion Amish-Amway-AT&T profitsharing jobs, 6 Milorganite plants, 76 million Planetemples teaching All-One-God-Faith, Austrian music, Babylon roof-gardens, California rain forests, China-bikes, Cartha-UMT, Catspaw sandals, compost tree, C02 bomber, the Moral ABC, cattle-lemon-Esperanto. Finn-jails, gasohol, German solar-Zeppelins, Health-meat-salt-soap-tape, jojoba-aloevera-chia-ginseng-garlic, Kibbutz, Nature Friends, patents, Swiss economy, Town-Without-Toothache, Patrick Henry teaches PHt's of USA-USSR H20 cwp, with 76 million battery-banks, powering every car-factory-farm-home-Milorganite-monorail! To teach healthy Hunza 150-year great life by God's Law, timing-teamwork-wisdom-power-mercy-love, uniting All-One above! Above! Know 41-4. Only hard work unites all! Scrolls: $10 for 10; $3 for 1, help unite all!
12th: Over-population destroys God's spaceship Earth, unless Essene-Chinese controls limit all birth! Instead, absolute clean, apply vaseline-oil-butter or cream, insert teaspoon juicy lemon pulp, pH2, God's Law prevents conception 100% below pH3. Next day douche with qt. soapy water, pH8, restoring pH5 balance God-made! Who else but God gave man this sensuous passion. Love that can spark mere dust to life! Beauty in our Eternal Father's fashion! Poetry, uniting All-One, brave, all life! Who else but God can make Love last 1 trillion years of sweet eternities! For when conquered after years of toil- sweat-blood, Love can strike like greased lightning sent by God to spark mere dust to intense blazing fire & create new Love-faith-hope-guts-strength, as only God inspire! Unite the Human race in All-One-God-Faith, as all mankind desire! Who else but God. "An Army of Principles," wrote Thos. Paine in 1799 "can penetrate when an army of soldiers" can-not! It will succeed where diplomacy may fail? It will always construct & help unite One-God-Faith, where every other weapon divides the Human race! The onslaught of such an Army of Principles cannot be stopped by the Rhine, the Channel or the ocean! It's progress will match on the horizon of the world & it will conquer every tyranny, every Human heart by teaching every man the Moral ABC of the Free: Free to communicate-cooperate-construct! Free to build, protect & share! Free to grow, develop & expand! Free to unite in love, cherish & enjoy the Kingdom, the dictatorship of God's law, uniting the whole Human race in our Eternal Father's great All-One-God-Faith! For we're All-One or none: Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!"
American democratic President Wilson, 1917, replaced Marxism by Lenin. "We are not a nation of classes, races, minority or pressure groups! Anybody trading on our race, color, nationality or religion is not yet American, does not yet deserve to enjoy the liberties of the Stars & Stripes! He does not yet know, that the Army of Principles by America's Founding Father, the world's 1st steelbridqe-builder, Thos. Paine, since 1799, unites the whole Human race in our Eternal Father's great All-One-God-Faith! Once we teach it, 6 billion strong, we're All-One! "As teach Abraham-Israel-Moses- Buddha-Jesus & Mohammed, inspired every 76 yrs. by the messenger of God's law, the Messiah, Halley's Comet! 6000 yrs. since the year One! We're All-One! All-One!
In '68 American Mao professor Marcuse upset Moscow's Czech power till Moscow's Press had the courage to confess: "Marx is god! Marcuse his prophet! Mao his sword! 50,000 American university professors, his disciples! Black Panthers his killers!" What an apology we Rabbis owe Marx-Moscow, all Jews, all mankind, IRS slave, for our 2000 year failure to teach brave the constructive-selfish Moral ABC the real Rabbi Hillel taught Jesus to unite all mankind free! The exact opposite to absolute-unselfish Marxism, that enslaves the Free! Unless we teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC from uniting All-One-God-Faith, we're dead men on furlough from half-true hates!
>From '29 to '79 we wired our "Public Servants" over 13,000 times to help unite the whole Human race in our Eternal Fathers' great All-One-God-Faith! With the 8 great books by Thos. Paine, suppressed since 1799: The Realist Declaration, The Age of Reason & The Army of Principles will instantly unite the whole Human race in our Eternal Father's great All-One- God-Faith: "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!" WE'RE ALL ONE!
The trouble is that the wrong people are always the most energetic, united & intense, dividing the hardworker to die in self-defense! That fact alone brings Hitlers & Stalins to power & that fact will only change when we teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith, lightning-like, 6 billion strong & we're All-One! All-One! All-One! As Israel teaches since the year One: "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!' Exceptions? None!
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Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap (http://www.drbronner.com/DBMS/OLPE32EA/PeppermintLiquidSoap.htm) FTW. Not only do you get squeaky clean, but once you're done you can read the insane rantings written all over the bottle.
Only when in the backcountry, you hippy!
Bar soap. Bodywash is one step away from lotion and other metro products. Use it enough and you may as well frost your tips. ~;)
Bodywash is for women and gay men. We straight studs use bar soap!
Only when in the backcountry, you hippy!
Nonsense, Dr. Bronner's is good even in urban environments. Or, as the good doctor would say: "Don't drink soap! Keep out of eye! Dilute! Dilute! OK!"
Centurio Nixalsverdrus
05-12-2009, 19:23
Bar soap. Bodywash always leaves a slimy oily feeling.
Bar soap. Bodywash always leaves a slimy oily feeling.
Like vasoline. :yes:
(not that I would know :beam:)
Megas Methuselah
05-12-2009, 19:48
I go for body wash. I don't really have a specific brand, as I somewhat enjoy shopping for hawt-smellin' bodywash. I currently have three different brands in the bathroom.
(not that I would know :beam:)
Fix'd. :clown:
Rhyfelwyr
05-12-2009, 19:54
I have never heard of a bar of soap being used in place of bodywash, I tend to use the Adidas stuff.
seireikhaan
05-12-2009, 19:57
Bar soap.
I would never disturb the sanctuary of my body by washing it :beam:
Use it enough and you may as well frost your tips. ~;)
I am afraid to ask what this means.
Samurai Waki
05-12-2009, 22:03
Bodywash, my woman gets to decide how I smell... which is really strange now that I think of it.
Bodywash is for women and gay men. We straight studs use bar soap!
Vhat. :yes:
Reverend Joe
05-13-2009, 01:48
Bar soap, becuase I'm a man.
@Lemur: Dr. Bronner's? Are you serious? That stuff doesn't clean, you, it just makes you smell like a peppermint. The bottle is fun as hell to read, though.
Dr. Bronner's? Are you serious? That stuff doesn't clean, you, it just makes you smell like a peppermint. The bottle is fun as hell to read, though.
It's a detergent; detergents make you clean. If anything, it's quite a bit harsher than regular bar soap. Which is fine. I like to really exterminate my epidermis.
Why's everybody got a beef with Dr. Bronner's? It's good stuff. I literally buy it by the gallon. My woman won't touch it. Much too harsh for her delicate skin.
Reverend Joe
05-13-2009, 04:25
Either way, don't drop.
:laugh4:
Reverend Joe
05-13-2009, 04:30
It's a detergent; detergents make you clean. If anything, it's quite a bit harsher than regular bar soap. Which is fine. I like to really exterminate my epidermis.
Why's everybody got a beef with Dr. Bronner's? It's good stuff. I literally buy it by the gallon. My woman won't touch it. Much too harsh for her delicate skin.
It's actually a detergent? Damn, I thought it was peppermint syrup diluted in water. You leanr something every day.
Still, I would rather use Dial soap than something that makes me smell like a Christmas tree.
Use it enough and you may as well frost your tips. ~;)
So no one is going to tell me what frosting tips is? Or is it something rude?
Cute Wolf
05-13-2009, 04:44
Bar soap is better, they can't be overspent.... :laugh4: If I use bodywash, a bottle will be emptied in just 1 week.
Reverend Joe
05-13-2009, 04:58
So no one is going to tell me what frosting tips is? Or is it something rude?
Your hair tips, dude... it's a terrible American fashion, whereby douchebags bleach or otherwise blonde the tips of their hairs. It's usually associated with somewhat-overweight 30-something males who want to look like surfers and still think they are cool, when in fact they never were to begin with, and are in fact even more annoying now.
Not a good thing.
Bodywash with seasalt, it's like a scrub, nothing cleans you better.
Bar Soap.
Body wash is potentially harmful to you, since it's mostly made from petrochemicals and it gets in your pores, significantly increasing the possibility of skin cancer. ~:wacko:
Bar Soap.
Body wash is potentially harmful to you, since it's mostly made from petrochemicals and it gets in your pores, significantly increasing the possibility of skin cancer. ~:wacko:
I just use a sandblaster, so I do not need soap of any kind. :beam:
Note, do not try this at home, you WILL end up dead or wishing you were!
Louis VI the Fat
05-13-2009, 13:10
My slaves cleanse me with jennet milk. :book:
It's 2009 nice, and proper, modern, metro men wear tons of jewlery and lotions, designer jeans, get manicures and pedicures, and wash with body lotion. ~;)
Those of us who still like women use bar soap. ~;)
(Of course if I preferred body wash, you would see my stance completely reversed ~;))
Your hair tips, dude... it's a terrible American fashion, whereby douchebags bleach or otherwise blonde the tips of their hairs. It's usually associated with somewhat-overweight 30-something males who want to look like surfers and still think they are cool, when in fact they never were to begin with, and are in fact even more annoying now.
Not a good thing.
So people in america actually want to look like surfers? But they are just bloody glorified dole bludgers!
You americans do some strange things sometimes.
Lol. I bet surfers use the "body wash" all the homophobes here have been going on about :laugh4:
Body Wash. Imagine the germs and infestations on that soap from where others have previously used it, yucky.
The comment about "oily feeling" you are meant to wash it all off. :P
Exactly who are you calling a homophobe? :inquisitive:
Hosakawa Tito
05-13-2009, 18:20
Bodywash, my woman gets to decide how I smell... which is really strange now that I think of it.
Hah, don't feel like the Lone Ranger about that, mea culpa. I had to go into the bathroom to look, since I don't buy it, Dove Bodywash.
When my hands get exceptionally dirty, greasy, stained, I use a bar of Lava soap with pumice to scour the gunk off first then hit the showers.
In my country, bodywash doesn't exist.
Also, bar soap pwnz germs.
When my hands get exceptionally dirty, greasy, stained, I use a bar of Lava soap with pumice to scour the gunk off
Some gumption is what you need here. There is nothing that stuff wont lift.
Reverend Joe
05-13-2009, 20:12
Body Wash. Imagine the germs and infestations on that soap from where others have previously used it, yucky.
:inquisitive: That's actually impossible... the soap cleans because it kills all that stuff, so how would germs live on the soap, which is toxic to them? In fact, if different people use your bottle of body wash it's probably a lot less clean than soap.
:inquisitive: That's actually impossible... the soap cleans because it kills all that stuff, so how would germs live on the soap, which is toxic to them? In fact, if different people use your bottle of body wash it's probably a lot less clean than soap.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_soap_kill_germs_or_wash_them_away
When you use soap, it merely assists in removing the germs from yourself which go down the plughole, it doesn't kill them, opposed to things like bodywash which possess antibacterial agents.
Reverend Joe
05-13-2009, 20:27
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_soap_kill_germs_or_wash_them_away
When you use soap, it merely assists in removing the germs from yourself which go down the plughole, it doesn't kill them, opposed to things like bodywash which possess antibacterial agents.
Well, that's just fine, but I still say that germs can't live on soap. If you don't believe me, try eating a bar of soap.
@Miotas: I like your hat. :2thumbsup:
Centurio Nixalsverdrus
05-13-2009, 20:33
Body Wash. Imagine the germs and infestations on that soap from where others have previously used it, yucky.
I'm neither in jail nor in the Marine Corps, so I can have my own soap bar.
The comment about "oily feeling" you are meant to wash it all off. :P
That takes an eternity, and when it's finally gone, your skin is gone with it.
Gentlemen,
Any discussion that devolves into "You're so gay!" "No, you are!" will get this thread locked. Let's all chill out like a surfer dude and feel the positive vibrations.
I use hand sanitizer instead of bar soap to wash my hands, other than that I prefer barsoap. In fact, in my country, there's no bodywash either, or I have not seen it.
Detergent is worse for the environment than bar soaps. :hippy:
tibilicus
05-14-2009, 00:46
Bodywash. Just seems more practical and I feel cleaner afterwards.
A Very Super Market
05-14-2009, 00:57
Soap. Slippery. Not easy to accidentally squeeze it too hard and see half of it go directly down the drain.
Aemilius Paulus
05-14-2009, 02:13
Soap. Leaves the body drier and scrubs out all the grease, soemthing I cannot stand. body wash is mild in comparison. Soap is also more economical. Despite this, I actually use both, as bodywash gives my body a pleasant, refreshing smell I would not achieve with soap (smell does not stay; too weak) or deodorant/cologne (I use antiperspirant and cologne is too stifling and strong).
Bodywash is for women and gay men. We straight studs use bar soap!
If using bodywash makes me gay then sign me up, I like the clean feeling I have after use. :juggle2:
Maybe it's just the brands I was using growing up but bar soap always tended to mercilessly dry my skin out, so now it's (mainly) nothing but bodywash. Though i've been known to revert to the old traditions.
a completely inoffensive name
05-14-2009, 03:38
Pssshhhhh, real men burn the dirt and germs off.
Pssshhhhh, real men burn the dirt and germs off.
I use duck tape to get rid of the dirt and germs. Talk about real men.
A Very Super Market
05-14-2009, 03:56
Real men replace their skin, a bit like.... snakes
a completely inoffensive name
05-14-2009, 03:57
I use duck tape to get rid of the dirt and germs. Talk about real men.
I use pure hydrochloric acid to get rid of the dirt and germs, none of that diluted crap. Talk about real men.
Reverend Joe
05-14-2009, 04:00
The Celts were manly,
The Celts used soap,
Ergo, soap is manly.
:laugh4: :wink:
@Lemur: I'm sure it's all in good fun.
@Lemur: I'm sure it's all in good fun.
Of this I have no doubt, but we must consider the feelings of any gay Orgahs who stumble on the thread. "Gay" as an insult should be phased out somewhere around the age of twelve.
Getting back on topic, I sneer mightily at you wimpy "soap" and "body wash" users. Give me a bottle of peppermint detergent to scour my pores and burn my skin. I'm clean in a way you losers will never understand.
I use pure hydrochloric acid to get rid of the dirt and germs, none of that diluted crap. Talk about real men.
"pure" hydrochloric acid is actually Hydrogen chloride, which is a gas. :beam:
But seriously, there is absolutely no better cleaning product then gumption. :2thumbsup:
There is quite simply nothing that stuff won't shift. Although I think this may be an aussie product so all you non-aussies will have to live in filthy ingnorance of a true clean. :shrug:
a completely inoffensive name
05-14-2009, 06:02
"pure" hydrochloric acid is actually Hydrogen chloride, which is a gas. :beam:
But seriously, there is absolutely no better cleaning product then gumption. :2thumbsup:
There is quite simply nothing that stuff won't shift. Although I think this may be an aussie product so all you non-aussies will have to live in filthy ingnorance of a true clean. :shrug:
Dang it, I was hoping there was no one interested enough in chemistry here to notice. Fine, I lied. I use an 18M concentration of Sulfuric Acid.
Of this I have no doubt, but we must consider the feelings of any gay Orgahs who stumble on the thread. "Gay" as an insult should be phased out somewhere around the age of twelve.
Women should be offended too, because woman was used in the same context. :P I don't think anyone (me included) is saying there is anything wrong with women or gays, simply that a guy is not either and does not want to thought of as either (much as a woman does not want to be thought of as a guy). Just wanted to point out that being gay was not being attacked, we were just playing on 'macho' feelings. :P Respect :bow:
Cute Wolf
05-14-2009, 07:22
@ ACIN
18 M concentrated sulfuric acid is a fuming oily liquid which dissolved even the slightest of inert base.... and you'll have your BONE dissolved...:dizzy2:
.................................................................................................... .......and real men use:
Nothing... :idea2: Didn't take a bath at all and stay healthy prove your immune system are very ok!:2thumbsup:
@ ACIN
18 M concentrated sulfuric acid is a fuming oily liquid which dissolved even the slightest of inert base.... and you'll have your BONE dissolved...:dizzy2:
.................................................................................................... .......and real men use:
Real men overcome such obstacles with their indestructable manliness.
I use pure hydrochloric acid to get rid of the dirt and germs, none of that diluted crap. Talk about real men.
Dirt and germs wouldn't even dare touching me, talk about real men.
They do.
Getting back on topic, I sneer mightily at you wimpy "soap" and "body wash" users. Give me a bottle of peppermint detergent to scour my pores and burn my skin. I'm clean in a way you losers will never understand.
I imagine you exit the daily shower screaming. :sick: :laugh4:
a completely inoffensive name
05-14-2009, 07:44
@ ACIN
18 M concentrated sulfuric acid is a fuming oily liquid which dissolved even the slightest of inert base.... and you'll have your BONE dissolved...:dizzy2:
Maybe for you. Just man up and show chemistry that you aint gonna take any **** from it.
a completely inoffensive name
05-14-2009, 07:47
Dirt and germs wouldn't even dare touching me, talk about real men.
They do.
When I walk into a room, dirt and germs immediately run away. I am a mobile cleanroom with bids for my services from every electronics company in the world, talk about real men.
When I rub a bar of soap on my body, I clean the soap. Talk about a real man.
When I walk into a room, dirt and germs immediately run away. I am a mobile cleanroom with bids for my services from every electronics company in the world, talk about real men.
I don't walk into a room, I walk over it. They couldn't even touch me if they wanted to. Talk about real men.
a completely inoffensive name
05-14-2009, 08:29
I don't walk into a room, I walk over it. They couldn't even touch me if they wanted to. Talk about real men.
I don't walk over a room, the rooms themselves move when they are in my path. They are so scared of me, I can make them disassemble with just one look. Talk about real men.
I don't walk over a room, the rooms themselves move when they are in my path. They are so scared of me, I can make them disassemble with just one look. Talk about real men.
They aren't scared of you, you should have washed yourselve.
a completely inoffensive name
05-14-2009, 08:45
They aren't scared of you, you should have washed yourselve.
False, they run away the fastest after I have just taken a Sulfuric Acid bath, something about burning a hole through their walls makes them run for the hills. I think I will switch to the more friendly hydrofluoric acid.
I am so manly, that I wash with the blood of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000,00,000 fallen foes daily. Talk about a man.
False, they run away the fastest after I have just taken a Sulfuric Acid bath, something about burning a hole through their walls makes them run for the hills. I think I will switch to the more friendly hydrofluoric acid.
Even my mom thinks that's pretty gay and I am her favorite.
Even my mom thinks that's pretty sissified and I am her favorite.
Better change it Frag or that big grouch Lemur will come down on you. :P
Better change it Frag or that big grouch Lemur will come down on you. :P
I'll just paint his butt red and throw him at the babboons when he does, talk about real men.
a completely inoffensive name
05-16-2009, 01:05
I'll just paint his butt red and throw him at the babboons when he does, talk about real men.
Yeah sure, while you are playing monkey target practice with Lemur I will be getting infractions like crazy for things nowhere as bad as what others have said and still not even have a temp ban in my year here. Talk about real men.
Yeah sure, while you are playing monkey target practice with Lemur I will be getting infractions like crazy for things nowhere as bad as what others have said and still not even have a temp ban in my year here. Talk about real men.
This thread is about soap no need to get dirty.
a completely inoffensive name
05-16-2009, 08:53
This thread is about soap no need to get dirty.
I thought this thread was talking about the bathing habits of real men.
I thought this thread was talking about the bathing habits of real men.
Real men bathe?
I thought this thread was talking about the bathing habits of real men.
One day you will understand
a completely inoffensive name
05-16-2009, 19:18
One day you will understand
(Insert whiny Anakin Skywalker from Episode 3 attitude) No, tell me now!
Huh! Bar soap is winning! Take that you incredibly feminine (yet completely straight) bodywash girly men! Real men eat bar soap! (and wash with it too)
KukriKhan
05-17-2009, 03:57
Swine-lard, then a dip in the river. Every full moon.
Chiks dig it.
Men respect it.
Does anyone NOT know what "soap" is made of?
a completely inoffensive name
05-17-2009, 04:02
Swine-lard, then a dip in the river. Every full moon.
Chiks dig it.
Men respect it.
Does anyone NOT know what "soap" is made of?
Magic?
Swine-lard, then a dip in the river. Every full moon.
Chiks dig it.
Men respect it.
Does anyone NOT know what "soap" is made of?
Of course, my ma used to make it. :P
rasoforos
05-17-2009, 07:58
Does anyone NOT know what "soap" is made of?
Fat mostly...
And as far as I know homemade soap making looks a bit like a witch and her cauldron...
As far as real men go...it doesnt really matter what you use, so long as you use something so as not to stink and drive the real women away.
Soap?
peanut butter and dogs works for me.
I read an article where it said more men used body soap than woman.
Cute Wolf
05-17-2009, 20:02
Well, real men wants to have a sweet smell and clean..... so they will use either bar soap or bodywash.....
you can't hug a girl after you took all those "Real men bath type!" or didn't bath at all...
Togakure
05-18-2009, 05:59
Bar soap at the basin for a quick hands/face wash, body wash in the shower, lava soap after playing grease monkey, and Doc Bronner's when camping or backpacking.
A smart "real" man makes effective use of all available resources and doesn't let social stereotypes and prejudices affect his psyche :yes:.
lava soap after playing grease monkey
At the risk of sounding repetitive, what you need there is gumption.
https://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo293/joshball2000/gumption.jpg
This stuff lifts anything.
I'm not sure if you can get it in America, but if you can't you should get it anyway.
REAL men use gumption.
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