Soviet mini mafia [Concluded]

[Caius]

5 comrades
Stalin
The Bad One

Privet tovarish! Defend Stalin with your life and thou shall win! Kill the Bad One before he does.
The comrades and Stalin doesn't have any night actions. The Soviet regime confiscated your weapons, and Stalin doesn't have a gun! The Bad one does, and it is so damn silent that you won't even notice it.

Sign/up:
AVSM
the guy with the random numers
Captain Blackadder
Beskar
ATPG
Beefy182
Wishazu

[A Very Super Market]

Mmmk. In.

[Splitpersonality]

In for the win.

[Caius]

Need 5 more.

[Captain Blackadder]

I will die for the motherland comrade

[Greyblades]

Hmm, could it be that I've sparked cold war fad? :beam:

[Caius]

Hmm, could it be that I've sparked cold war fad? :beam:
Niet comrade, the idea of a CCCP mafia sprung 3 months ago. Sorry :bounce:

[Beskar]

In.

[Askthepizzaguy]

in if you need one.

[Greyblades]

Niet comrade, the idea of a CCCP mafia sprung 3 months ago. Sorry :bounce:

3 Months to come up with a mini mafia?

[Caius]

3 Months to come up with a mini mafia?
No, it was a large mafia idea. Posted a small one some weeks ago.

[Beefy187]

In if you are short on players.

Let us do what we pulled off last game!! Lynching the Capitalist Pig on day one!! :yes:

[Caius]

I need one more.

[Wishazu]

I`ll join in if your still looking for players...

[Caius]

Ye are complete. You get a PM if you are Stalin and the Bad one.

[Splitpersonality]

So when's it start?

[Caius]

It has started. Day Phase one starts.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Alive:

AVSM
Splitpersonality
Captain Blackadder
Beskar
ATPG
Beefy187
Wishazu

I will demand the head of foolish person who said that KGB cannot carry weapon. I have always carried weapon. Now, I have no weapon. So I must protest... how are we supposed to defend Glorious Leader from the evil capitalist pig? I say nyet; we must search everyone and see if one of us are carrying weapon for which to shoot Glorious Leader. Those who refuse are capitalists.

[Splitpersonality]

I must agree with this protest, it is unfair to take the weapons of all in an attempt to weed out just one with a gun.

but I suppose if our leader wills it, for now we must comply, even if it is begrudgingly.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well comrade, since you're the only other person who decided to show up, what do you say to forming secret alliance for which to capture the sneaky capitalist? I will be the head of the KGB, and you can be my secret agent. But don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

Whoops, forgot to send this using private message. Ah well... in Soviet Russia, message sends YOU!

[Splitpersonality]

Can't think of any good "in soviet russia"s right now comrade, i'm sorry.

[Caius]

In America, you tell the secrets
In Soviet Russia, the secrets tell You!!!
In America, you fail at life
In Soviet Russia, life fails at you!!!

Oh, time for lame Rusian reversal jokes.

[Askthepizzaguy]

In United States, you learn nouns and verbs.
In Soviet Russia, noun verbs YOU!

[Beskar]

Vote: Caius

Those jokes were bad.

[Caius]

In America, you Get the thing moving :whip:
In Soviet Russia, you get the thing moving also :whip:

[Askthepizzaguy]

In America, you wiretap without a warrant.
In Soviet Russia, we shoot you in the face.

vote: No lynch

In Soviet Russia, if Commie tells bad joke, you laugh.

[Splitpersonality]

In soviet russia, road forks you!

I will also have to Vote: No Lynch, I would sooner kill myself than risk throwing our glorious leader, or another comrade, to the dogs at such a stage in the game.


In soviet russia, mafia lynch you?

[A Very Super Market]

In America, you decide your government.
In Soviet Russia, government decides YOU!

Vote: No lynch
7 people games should always no lynch on ther first day. The last one was a fluke, comrades.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Actually I was just part of another mini-game where the mafia died round one. Not to mention my Simpsons mafia where, against all odds and all sanity, pevergreen died round one.

Unless we know who Stalin is, we should be very careful. I'll take my chances and let the capitalist pig remove a suspect or two, and then we should toss him in the gulag.

[Splitpersonality]

A first round lynch could clutch it as well though, I did indeed read that game ATPG, and you all seemed to know what you were doing.

Still, risking a blow to the glorious leader could be (obviously) a mistake... hmm...

[Caius]

18 hours to finish day.

[Beefy187]

Seeing as us KGBs didn't get our pms thus don't know who Stalin is..

Stalin is safe as long as there is a body guard left standing yea?

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's not the same as the previous capitalist commie game. We don't know who Stalin is so we don't know who to protect and we can't really protect anyone. But we can make sure we don't blunder and kill Stalin.

[Beefy187]

Are you saying that not only we don't know who our glorious leader is, but we can't offer our self as a meat shield if he is attacked?

I plead to those who comfiscated our weapons. How are we supposed to guard our glorious leader when we don't know who he is, and the bad guy can easily kill him at night?

[Captain Blackadder]

It's not the same as the previous capitalist commie game. We don't know who Stalin is so we don't know who to protect and we can't really protect anyone. But we can make sure we don't blunder and kill Stalin.

How so? Do the bad guys have night kills or is it purly a lynch game?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I admit the rules are a little ambiguous. Because it doesn't specifically state it is like the last game, I am assuming it's a more traditional mafia, except with a townie we should not lynch.

Although judging by some of your reactions, I am starting to smell a rat.

[Splitpersonality]

If they get kills during the night, that doesn't seem to bode well for a first day no lynch then does it?

Wouldn't guessing be better than sitting here and waiting for him to pick us, or our leader, off?

Maybe the paranoia is getting to me...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Wouldn't guessing be better than sitting here and waiting for him to pick us, or our leader, off?

There is no way for the Leader to let us know who he is. If he is killed, we lose.

So, even if we try to lynch someone, there's an equal chance that we will lynch him over the Bad One. And there's an even bigger chance that we hit one of our own. I'd prefer that the Bad One do our dirty work for us. And it's not kills, it's kill.

There's another option. We can choose to trust someone with our information, and they can lead our efforts... and just hope that person isn't the Bad One. That's risky but I think it could be better than blind lynches.

[Beskar]

I will make it easy for you.

I am Stalin.

[Splitpersonality]

Right, hitting comrades (and obviously leader) would be bad. My mistake.

I meant kills in a general sense, not like I was implying there could be multiples or whatever. Error on my part for typing.

Trusting someone with our information seems like a good idea, if we choose correctly, but I dunno...

I'd definately not want that responsibility, I'd mess things up somehow.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I would. Presently I am the only one I trust.

[Beskar]

Actually, I would be. I am Stalin.

Let's get rid of the capitalist pig. Send me your role pm's and I will inspect them for heresy against your god. (me)

[Beefy187]

To make it extra hard for the mafia, I'll claim as well.

I am Stalin.

[A Very Super Market]

Vote: AVSM

Discuss my motives, now!

[Splitpersonality]

You get a PM if you are Stalin and the Bad one.

This insinuates that no one else gets a role PM, why would you assume we all have one, comrade?

[Askthepizzaguy]

:wall:

I am banging my head against the Berlin wall.

[Splitpersonality]

Pretty much, we will either have to guess or no lynch and attempt to gather clues from the write-up. (Writeup, write up, whatever)

[Captain Blackadder]

Vote Besker

Why comrade would vou think we have p.ms? Also it is clear that vou are impersonating me for I am Stalin. Thus the evidence is clear vou are zee traitor

[Beskar]

Vote:Captain Blackadder

He is voting to lynch Stalin, what reason more is needed?

Also as a fact, even if you were the "real Stalin" you wouldn't even expose yourself like that, the fact is, you would actually realise it was an attempt to protect the real Stalin by sacrifing myself as the night kill. If anything you are the traitor trying to be the real Stalin in order to attempt to get me lynched as I came out and said it. Voting for me gave you away, capitalist pig.

Lynch him and good game. Traitor exposed himself.

[Beefy187]

Vote Besker

Why comrade would vou think we have p.ms? Also it is clear that vou are impersonating me for I am Stalin. Thus the evidence is clear vou are zee traitor

Because I am Stalin, and I feel like voting you.

Vote: Captain Blackadder

[Splitpersonality]

We must stop this madness, the paranoia and xenophobia must not continue!

We cannot lynch ourselves over nothing comrades!

[Beskar]

Comrade, the capitalist scum dare to accuse Stalin your god. Lynch him for great justice.

I am Man of Steel, my regime will reign supreme.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ah, but Superman is the Man of Steel. And Superman is an American hero. Therefore you're not a true Soviet.

[Splitpersonality]

Vote: Beskar

That logic seems correct, there only good american, is a dead american.

:clown:


Unvote: Beskar

[Beskar]

Ah, but Superman is the Man of Steel. And Superman is an American hero. Therefore you're not a true Soviet.

http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/Stalin.htm

In prison he adopted the name Stalin which translated as "Man of Steel". He felt that it would be good for his image.

I would advise you to watch your tongue with me or you will be ordered to take up residence in Siberia in one of our "comfortable" gulags.

You want to know something about our gulags? The reason we order you to stop working at minus 20 isn't for your welfare, it is because at that temperature, the tools break.

[Beskar]

Thus the evidence is clear vou are zee traitor

I also forgot a very important point. Captain Blackadder is a German imposter! If he is not going to get lynched, he is going to the gulags for sure.

[Wishazu]

I am Stalin, and so`s my wife!

Vote: No lynch

Comrades, there is no point in lynching one of us without more to go on. True, we may strike lucky but more likely we`ll kill a loyal KGB and therefore lose 2 comrades on the first day/night.

[Caius]

"I'll die for Motherland Russia" - Cap Blackadder

So you are going to die, bad one? Oh yes, you are going to die, ATPG said. Splitpersonality followed what ATPG was saying: We know that you are not Stalin. Wishazu claimed to be Stalin, so did Beskar.

You have to die Captain. Yes, you do. Now, how do you prefer to die?

- Dying for teh Motherland. Yes.

- Oh yes, please say something interesting.

- How will I, Stalin, die?

- As a true Soviet dies... in Gulags.

Cap Blackadder was sent to the Gulags. Night 1 starts.

[Splitpersonality]

I would like to object to being refered to as "The guy with the random numbers" :P

Just noticed that now on the signups.

[Beefy187]

I would like to object to being refered to as "The guy with the random numbers" :P

Just noticed that now on the signups.

He must have grudges on numbers!

Comrade! Let us form a aliance of the mistaken one/ those with numbers. For we who have numbers in the names cannot be the Bad ones.

[Beskar]

Out of curiosity, what when does the Night Phase end or is it game over or something?

[Splitpersonality]

I sent him my night action ages ago, why is the round not over? :clown:

Really though, it's been going on for a bit now eh?

Totally comrade beefy, there's power in numbers :P

[A Very Super Market]

Calm down comrades, and come raid Colm's razee. Call me!

[Beefy187]

I sent him my night action ages ago, why is the round not over? :clown:

did you just confess that you are the killer? :smash:

[Splitpersonality]

No one has died thusfar, so I obviously confess to nothing.

:clown:

[Beefy187]

But if your just a normal fellow you don't have to send orders.

So either your Stalin (which your not) or your the bad guy.

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's been two days and I know he's been online. :inquisitive:

[Splitpersonality]

How do you know I'm not stalin? Everyone else seems to be :clown:


Again, it was said as a joke.

[Beefy187]

We'll see :beam:

[Caius]

With Stalin gone, all had a group meeting. Except Wishazu, who seems to be sleeping. Even though you try to make Wishazu wake up, he can't. He is dead, sleeping forever with a Communist Heaven. Who was this person?

Go out and vote, for Motherland!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Alive:

AVSM
Splitpersonality
Beskar
ATPG- not Stalin
Beefy187

I volunteer for the lynch today, because I am a safe lynch. If you can get it down to Stalin, the Bad one, and a KGB for the final round (presuming Stalin survives tonight) then you have a real shot at killing the capitalist pig. The KGB claims to be nothing, and then Stalin claims to be Stalin, and clearly the capitalist will have to claim to be Stalin or he will claim to be nothing. Odds are he claims stalin.

Also, if I volunteer to die today, can the real Stalin (and presumably the Bad One) reveal themselves to me? Would the real Slim Stalin please stand up? (message me?)

vote: Askthepizzaguy

[Wishazu]

With Stalin gone, all had a group meeting. Except Wishazu, who seems to be sleeping. Even though you try to make Wishazu wake up, he can't. He is dead, sleeping forever with a Communist Heaven. Who was this person?

Go out and vote, for Motherland!

Damn! :(

[Beefy187]

Vote: Split

This murder comfirmed that the bad one can kill.
Your the only one who sent in orders so...

As for ATPG lynch, there is a possibility of Stalin being killed the night after you get lynched.
I think Stalin should reveal to ATPG anyhow.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You haven't revealed to me that you're Stalin and you're leading a lynch on someone who was joking about sending in an order...

I appreciate the vote of confidence on me Beefy but you just jumped off the guilt-o-meter.

[Splitpersonality]

I was joking about sending orders in, hence the clown. lol

[Beefy187]

I was joking about sending orders in, hence the clown. lol

You can never be too sure nor too careful :beam:
Clown implies too much vodka... Vodka when your supposed to be protecting someone important...
Besides, I don't see anyone else who looks nice and guilty. So allow me to rest my vote on you for a while :bow:

[Splitpersonality]

Fair enough, I see no reason to vote anyone for now though. Again, these mini games are quite difficult, as there is little to go on in the way of clues.


Caius' writing style also seems to be very minimalistic.

[Beefy187]

Fair enough, I see no reason to vote anyone for now though. Again, these mini games are quite difficult, as there is little to go on in the way of clues.


Caius' writing style also seems to be very minimalistic.

Anyways, if there is anyone to trust, I want to trust you. We are number comrades after all :beam:

[Splitpersonality]

Of course, we've seen each other through in the other games as well.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Gosh, Beefster, I hate having to oppose you, because you're too dang likeable.

However, you are trying to get on my good side, and you know what I am talking about, but you didn't give me the necessary information. Secondly, you're getting chummy with SplitPersonality even though you have no proof of his innocence. This is all odd behavior.

I feel like a heel, but you have just as much chance of being the capitalist as anyone else. :shrug:

FoS: beefy

[Splitpersonality]

We've banded together because of the numbers in our names, and Caius' bias against numbers.

Nothing more than that comrade.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Beefy's been known to have innocent associations based on silly things before, while being guilty.
Godfather III anyone?

[Beefy187]

I'm just doing my job.

Spraying out the death rays of WIFOM. Confusing everyone.

[A Very Super Market]

Need confusion? Jarate (http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day07_english.htm) is your answer!

Needless advertisement aside (If it is against forum rules to do something so inane, I will remove it) who are we voting for? ATPG usually promises stuff like this, so there are no tells or anything. I say we lynch someone else, and THEN ATPG.

[Askthepizzaguy]

No one has revealed to me.

If someone does, we spare that person.

If two people do, then we have found the evil one.

And since I am willing to die this round... it's a safe move. Please do so.

[Beefy187]

Need confusion? Jarate (http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day07_english.htm) is your answer!

Needless advertisement aside (If it is against forum rules to do something so inane, I will remove it) who are we voting for? ATPG usually promises stuff like this, so there are no tells or anything. I say we lynch someone else, and THEN ATPG.

If we must lynch ATPG, then we do it this round. Next round is a decider :laugh4:

Or we don't lynch ATPG at all and we lynch two someone elses.

[Splitpersonality]

I don't think lynching ATPG would be good, he seems too valuable right now. I trust him, I don't know why but I do. He's got this air of trustability in him :P

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well, there is no reason to trust me unless you vote me dead. And trusting me means nothing unless Stalin reveals to me.

So either we lynch me and tell me who Stalin is, or we don't lynch me at all. Your choice, but I warn you that we have a 50/50 shot at killing the Bad One, right here, right now, if Stalin reveals to me. This is the BEST odds we can hope for.

Either Stalin reveals to me, or you accept I am not a suspect. Fair warning as well, since I didn't claim to be Stalin, that means the Bad One might not target me, and I've only helped him narrow down his suspect list.

Either we let the Bad One have another free shot at our leader or we follow my plan which is the best chance we have of finding him. I am ready to die for Russia and if I am voted in the majority that means you CAN trust me.

[Beefy187]

Who didn't claim to be Stalin?

Other then ATPG?

Out of those who is still alive..

[Splitpersonality]

I never claimed to be Stalin, I could never be close to our glorious leader. I am merely a follower of him.


I don't believe lynching you would help anything ATPG, we know you're not stalin, and I doubt you are the bad one...

[Beskar]

Stalin (me) says to beware of capitalist lies. They try to pour sweet honey in your ear then you are hooked you are thrown to the bears.

[Beefy187]

Stalin (me) says to beware of capitalist lies. They try to pour sweet honey in your ear then you are hooked you are thrown to the bears.

And all my effort of confusing the bad ones... shatters...

[Beskar]

https://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4085/stalinhasspoken.jpg

Stalin has watched the people and viewed the biggest threat.

Vote: Beefy182


To make it extra hard for the mafia, I'll claim as well.

I am Stalin.



Comrade! Let us form a aliance of the mistaken one/ those with numbers. For we who have numbers in the names cannot be the Bad ones.


You haven't revealed to me that you're Stalin and you're leading a lynch on someone who was joking about sending in an order...

I appreciate the vote of confidence on me Beefy but you just jumped off the guilt-o-meter.


I'm just doing my job.

Spraying out the death rays of WIFOM. Confusing everyone.


And all my effort of confusing the bad ones... shatters...


Stalin has deemed your honey poisonous. You act like you are assisting the town, but Stalin has deemed that you are actually not. You try to act in a way you are an innocent, possibly alluding you are me, a nice strategy, however, it seems to be too much of a ploy from a bad one for my own liking. You shall be sent to Siberia.

[Beefy187]

https://img200.imageshack.us/img200/4085/stalinhasspoken.jpg

Stalin has watched the people and viewed the biggest threat.

Vote: Beefy182












Stalin has deemed your honey poisonous. You act like you are assisting the town, but Stalin has deemed that you are actually not. You try to act in a way you are an innocent, possibly alluding you are me, a nice strategy, however, it seems to be too much of a ploy from a bad one for my own liking. You shall be sent to Siberia.

Regret...

But if that is what Stalin wishes then it must be so :shame:
Please do get the scum when I die. You have one more turn left

[Beskar]

Stalin suspects more honey pouring for innocence.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I don't believe you are Stalin.

If you were, you wouldn't reveal publicly like that.

[Beefy187]

I don't believe you are Stalin.

If you were, you wouldn't reveal publicly like that.

Theres no counter reveals, so we don't have any choice but to believe him.

[Beskar]

I don't believe you are Stalin.

If you were, you wouldn't reveal publicly like that.

Isn't that really throwing WIFOM in the wind isn't it? That could have been my plan along. I publicly reveal, no one believes it, I don't get killed while my fellow comrades are the ones to die.

Then, there is the obvious alternative. If I am not Stalin, the bad one could kill me as the target, I die, the real Stalin lives.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I think it is VERY interesting that no one revealed that they were Stalin to me in private.

Perhaps this Bad One is not that foolish... we so could have gotten him. :wall:

[Askthepizzaguy]

unvote, vote: Spl1tpersonality


unvote, vote: A Very Super Market

for not adding to the discussion.

[Beskar]

There is also the fact you could in fact be that bad one however, the fact is, I don't need to reveal myself privately, I am saying it right here. So no need for me to private message it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

There is also the fact you could in fact be that bad one however, the fact is, I don't need to reveal myself privately, I am saying it right here. So no need for me to private message it.

If you believe I am the bad one, vote for me, and I will do the same. Because no one counter-claimed to me privately, I won't vote for you.

[Beskar]

As I said by quoting Beefy. I suspect he is the one ear pouring poison honey bad one. The fact no one revealed to you, other than the fact they might suspect you is because I am actually Stalin.

I would recommend the rest to follow my lead.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Because no one is standing up to you, (and if you were the Bad One, this is pretty ballsy play) I will give you until I hear otherwise, the benefit of the doubt that you are indeed Stalin.

unvote, vote: Beefy187

If we lose, because I followed you and you weren't Stalin... I'm blaming you. :wink:

[Beefy187]

Because no one is standing up to you, (and if you were the Bad One, this is pretty ballsy play) I will give you until I hear otherwise, the benefit of the doubt that you are indeed Stalin.

unvote, vote: Beefy187

If we lose, because I followed you and you weren't Stalin... I'm blaming you. :wink:

Shame.. You could've got your glory...

Instead you are heading straight to the path of "Get shot with multiple AK- 47s"

[Askthepizzaguy]

Shame.. You could've got your glory...

Instead you are heading straight to the path of "Get shot with multiple AK- 47s"

Well listen, you said you thought you knew who Stalin was, didn't say who, and then, you were given multiple opportunities to claim to be Stalin and you didn't, and since only one person really has claimed seriously to be Stalin, you're at the very least a safe lynch and at worst, the Bad One. I'll take you over me or a claimed Stalin dude.

If he really is Stalin, and you're not the bad one though, we are royally boned.

[Beefy187]

I am pretty sure who the bad one is too.

But I won't say just yet..

[Beskar]

You are like Bolshevik on bicycle.

[Beefy187]

You are like Bolshevik on bicycle.

No I'm a communist on Vodka.

[Beskar]

Well, the term comes from being a member of the Bolshevik party (communist party) and they used to ride around on bicycles (cars were very very rare back then) drunk.

[Beefy187]

Well, the term comes from being a member of the Bolshevik party (communist party) and they used to ride around on bicycles (cars were very very rare back then) drunk.

Bugger.. I thought Bolshevik was the rich guys...Thats another thing I have to do before I go to sleep.

Read some wiki articles :laugh4:

Anyways, I have nothing to say except I'm not the bad one.
Hopefully, I can take down the bad one with me.

Actually I'll reveal now. I'm a pro town (Suicide Russian on Vodka) with a ability to take down the bad one with me, if he votes for me.
Now who ever doesn't vote for me is the bad one.

[Splitpersonality]

Are you sure you want to go down Beefy? Part of me still wishes to see you through this game comrade, but if you are sure in your fate....

Vote : Beefy187


I am sorry comrade, I do not believe he is you, perhaps our leader is wrong this time... but who am I to question now?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Actually I'll reveal now. I'm a pro town (Suicide Russian on Vodka) with a ability to take down the bad one with me, if he votes for me.

Bovine feces!

There are no roles besides Stalin and the Bad One. Lies lies lies.

[Beefy187]

Are you sure you want to go down Beefy? Part of me still wishes to see you through this game comrade, but if you are sure in your fate....

Vote : Beefy187


I am sorry comrade, I do not believe he is you, perhaps our leader is wrong this time... but who am I to question now?

Thats ok comrade.. As long as you survive this.

[Splitpersonality]

Your name shall live on, as the man who gave his life to save stalin's.

[Beefy187]

Your name shall live on, as the man who gave his life to save stalin's.

Aye!

Well you lot got one more night to catch the bugger..

Unvote, Vote: Beefy187

For Stalin!! :furious3:

[Beskar]

I am simply calling you out on your mass of WIFOM rays, after all, all your WIFOM could be a ploy in order to save yourself.

Nevertheless, the Almighty Stalin always has plans for the next target, if it is not you, I think I know who it might actually be.

[Beefy187]

Yes WIFOM for me is like, a cow rolling on oil, preparing a stick, tying him self up on a stick, then lit fire.. Grilled Beef.

I think I managed to get to the stage of tying my self up on a stick.. Just waiting the host to lit the fire...

[Caius]

Beefy has been sent to the Gulags.

Send the Pm. Sorry for the delay, I have been busy travelling.

[Beskar]

Bad Beefy, you shouldn't act all suspicious on me. You deserve the gulags for WIFOM-ing into thinking you was Mafia. :sad:

[Beefy187]

All bad precedents starts on good intention

Caesar said something like that

Good luck :bow:

[Beskar]

Curse you Beefy, why did you spray us with your WIFOM rays? If you didn't, I wouldn't have called you out on them. Why Beefy, Why? :cry:

[Caius]

If Caesar said that... then Pompey said:


All good precedents starts on bad intention


Long live Pompey Reversals :bounce:

[Beefy187]

Curse you Beefy, why did you spray us with your WIFOM rays? If you didn't, I wouldn't have called you out on them. Why Beefy, Why? :cry:

If you knew me little better, you would know that I spray WIFOMs alot... Unintentionally.

Well I believe AVSM is the bad one. I was hoping him to play catch on me, but his inactiveness didn't allow me to comfirm it.

[A Very Super Market]

I don't know how I managed to go this long before anyone mentioned me. This is a mini mafia game too!


Well, first off Beefy, I don't think you are anyhting but a KGB officer. I went through two rounds of WIFOM before picking. Thus, I do not vote for you.

Vote: AVSM

[Beskar]

AVSM, it is the night-phase.

Only people left are:
AVSM
Splitpersonality
Beskar
ATPG

Since I am Stalin, I will probably die this night phase, which will leave you, split and ATPG. That is if Caius continues the game.

[Beefy187]

I don't know how I managed to go this long before anyone mentioned me. This is a mini mafia game too!


Well, first off Beefy, I don't think you are anyhting but a KGB officer. I went through two rounds of WIFOM before picking. Thus, I do not vote for you.

Vote: AVSM

I'm already dead, and the game goes on so yea.. I'm a KGB officer

[Askthepizzaguy]

I think it's a good idea to keep the chatter to a minimum during night phase.

Good luck comrades. I will see you in the morning.

[Caius]

Good luck comrades. I will see you in the morning. - ATPG

ATPG is the official cooker of the Soviet Union. He loves to make pizzas. When everyone woke up this morning, they realized that the red thing that was in the floor was ATPG blood, not tomato juice.

AVSM
Splitpersonality
Beskar

[Askthepizzaguy]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Nice try, traitor! :bounce:

My initial guess would be A Very Super Market as the traitor. He keeps voting for himself, and he wanted to lynch someone and then lynch me. And his contributions to the thread are so appalling that if he wins and he is the traitor, it will be a sad day for mafia games. He's much more active in every other game that he's in, and he doesn't seriously discuss anything here.

Besides he likes Super Markets... free market economy lovers MUST DIE!!!

[Splitpersonality]

Very good points, I trust Beskar more than I do AVSM right now as well... AVSM is too quiet right now to be trusted, at least from my perspective.

Death to the free market lovers, how dare they think they can swindle the commonders out of their money!

Vote: AVSM

[Beskar]

Splitpersonality, what role are you?

Remember, there are only three people 3 left, and they all have 3 different roles.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Two people claimed KGB, so that means whoever claims Stalin is Stalin.

[Beskar]

I know what my role is, so if they say the same as my role, I vote for them and I suggest the other person to. As they are the Bad One.

[Beskar]

Also, AVSM, tell me what your role is as well.

[Splitpersonality]

I am KGB, and I will not sit here and explain why I believe AVSM to be the bad one.

His posting frequency and contributions speak for themselves. He cares nothing for the town.

[Beskar]

AVSM, how do you plead your case?

Why shouldn't I vote against you?

[Caius]

People need to read more.

[A Very Super Market]

I'm in around 6 mafia games. I'm going to have to limit the numbers now, seeing how it affects my playing. I was WOG'd in Rubicon without even knowing it (Sorry Tincow!), and I tried to lurk in a mini mafia game. :P

However, I want to say that the only person who hasn't made his own point here is Split. I think he is the traitor, as Beskar is probably Stalin.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You know what's really interesting? None of you have claimed to be Stalin.

All of you have claimed to be KGB (comrades). So the one person who should trust me doesn't.


5 comrades
Stalin
The Bad One

If Stalin is dead, the game is over. Two of you are lying to me. Why?

[Beefy187]

You know what's really interesting? None of you have claimed to be Stalin.

All of you have claimed to be KGB (comrades). So the one person who should trust me doesn't.



If Stalin is dead, the game is over. Two of you are lying to me. Why?

Besker claimed Stalin, and theres no counter claim

Its either Split or AVSM.

Due to profiling, I think it is AVSM

[A Very Super Market]

I think that Beskar is either bluffing like hell, or is really Stalin. Split, on the other hand is suspicious overall. Please, both of you can send me a PM, since I am the real KGB man here. You are all liars.

I voted for myself early on. No one bit. I did it again. No one bit. Just what is going on here? Split has actually made no contribution, as he simply agrees with the zeitgeist.

[Splitpersonality]

Why am I the suspicious one? I've been here all game, trying to help this town, trying to help the comrades, trying to help my country, my leader, my way of life.

You come in here, late in the game, with 4 previous posts, and accuse me?

Unless you are Stalin, and trying to mess with us, I suggest you accept your fate, you dog.

Edit:
I cannot spell today...

[Askthepizzaguy]

:wall:

If we lose because someone didn't trust the only trustworthy people here, then we deserve to lose.

[A Very Super Market]

Split, I gave myself up for lynch early on. What have you done that asserts innonence? You could have started lynching me right when I started lurking, but instead you insist on lynching me NOW. Split is capitalist.

[Splitpersonality]

How can I prove my innocence then? No way but through the trust of Beskar, maybe even you, if you are Stalin. I, certainly am not our leader, as I have said before. You have also claimed KGB, have you not? and I believe Beskar was the first among us to claim Stalin. Of course I may be mistaken, I don't know your roles, only mine.

Up until now, there have been no tricks, those who were meant to die for our leader did, Beefy went out because he wanted it, he wanted to prove his cause to the motherland, you however, put yourself up for lynch before, maybe to clear our minds of the fact that you were the bad one?

You had no chance of being lynched, during the night, or the next day (today), so you planted doubt in our minds, by "trying" (I hate using air-quotes to emphasize words...) to lynch yourself. We all sort of laughed it off, and said "Oh stilly AVSM, it's night time!"



I don't know how I managed to go this long before anyone mentioned me.

I don't know how we let you slip through until now either.

Also, for the record. Early on is not equal to the night before the last day.

Man I'm sick of writing these huge paragraphs, my point is across well enough in the end.

[A Very Super Market]

I'll make it easier for myself. If Beskar were to tell my otherwise, I will change my vote.

Vote: AVSM

[Beskar]

Well, if I am not Stalin, AVSM is not Stalin and Splitpersonality is not Stalin.

Who the :daisy: was Stalin?

If he is dead, the Bad One was won anyway, so he might as well own up, as he has won the game, heh.

If Stalin is dead, why are we still playing?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Captain Blackadder was Stalin.


"I'll die for Motherland Russia" - Cap Blackadder

So you are going to die, bad one? Oh yes, you are going to die, ATPG said. Splitpersonality followed what ATPG was saying: We know that you are not Stalin. Wishazu claimed to be Stalin, so did Beskar.

You have to die Captain. Yes, you do. Now, how do you prefer to die?

- Dying for teh Motherland. Yes.

- Oh yes, please say something interesting.

- How will I, Stalin, die?

- As a true Soviet dies... in Gulags.

Cap Blackadder was sent to the Gulags. Night 1 starts.


With Stalin gone, all had a group meeting. Except Wishazu, who seems to be sleeping. Even though you try to make Wishazu wake up, he can't. He is dead, sleeping forever with a Communist Heaven. Who was this person?

Go out and vote, for Motherland!

We are so dumb.

Beskar isn't, though. He told me this.

[Beskar]

Might as well get the game overwith, 2 votes against AVSM means he is dead regardless of my vote.

Vote: AVSM

[Splitpersonality]

Wait... so...


What.

Our first day lynch was Stalin? Wh... H..

How the *Flower* is the game still going on?!

Maybe the victory conditions of the bad one are more than kill stalin?

Hurmm...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Stalin's not dead, he's in the gulag.

He's probably safe there! :sweatdrop:

[Splitpersonality]

Fair enough, safer there than here at least!

[Beefy187]

Captain Blackadder was Stalin.





We are so dumb.

Beskar isn't, though. He told me this.

Lol.

I've never laughed quite soo hard for a while... :laugh4:

[Beskar]

Admittedly, I thought it was really weird Caius posted that, but I thought it was because Blackadder said he was Stalin, etc.

But now, with AVSM and Splitpersonality saying they are KGB (well, one of the is the bad one) and me being KGB posing as Stalin. There is no Stalin, my mind just went back to that going "what the :daisy: was he serious?"

[Askthepizzaguy]

Lol.

I've never laughed quite soo hard for a while... :laugh4:

Yeah. We aren't really swift this game are we. But me... oh my god.

Go back and read all my posts and tell me they aren't ridiculously hilarious now.

I win the "Man, that guy is no Sherlock Holmes" award for really really poor deductive reasoning.

[Splitpersonality]

No wonder no one came forward to you in a PM, they were already gulag'd!

[A Very Super Market]

I am too tired to suspect Beskar. Thus, it is Split.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'd go with whoever would be the "least entertaining if they were mafia"

Beskar and Split both pretty much lied through their teeth and were ALL OVER this thread. Not bad... at least knowing they were lying all along would be hilarious.

I'd go with AVSM for lack of discussion. Seems to be too cautious. But what do I know? I thought Stalin was still around.

[Splitpersonality]

I'd go with AVSM for lack of discussion. Seems to be too cautious. But what do I know? I thought Stalin was still around.

I think this is sigable, within the context of this game at least.

Really someone should get an award, maybe Caius for dropping such a subtle hint :clown:

[Askthepizzaguy]

I think this is sigable, within the context of this game at least.

Really someone should get an award, maybe Caius for dropping such a subtle hint :clown:

Oh, it tickles you in particular, eh?

I wonder why. Hmm... maybe you were in on this little joke for quite a while. You did argue most vociferously in your own defense.

[A Very Super Market]

You want discussion? Neither of them are voting for me, since one of them doesn't want to look guilty.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You want discussion? Neither of them are voting for me, since one of them doesn't want to look guilty.

Or, both of them are voting for you.

Now I don't feel so bad. :bounce:

[Splitpersonality]

It's just that watching you dance around trying to find our leader, and all of us believing him alive and in our presence, not even reading the writeups, is quite humorous.

You made a bit of a paranoid big deal about it, that's what I find most funny.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Nevermind. I'm on a roll today.

:wall:

[Beefy187]

Nevermind. I'm on a roll today.

:wall:

*Poke..

HEHEHEHHEHE!!!

I believe I have the right to *Poke..

Life sucks in the Guleg

[Askthepizzaguy]

*Poke..

HEHEHEHHEHE!!!

I believe I have the right to *Poke..

Life sucks in the Guleg

How's Stalin? Is he doing well>?

[A Very Super Market]

Meh, whatever. If you want to lose, you lose.

[Beskar]

You voted for yourself, so even if I wanted to vote Splitpersonality, it is pointless.

Just saying.

[A Very Super Market]

I will change to whomever you vote for Beskar. You wish is my command, phony Stalin. Trotsky, I suppose.

[Beefy187]

How's Stalin? Is he doing well>?

Yea I was wondering what the deal was...

I thought that number 112 was bit of dellusional, seeing as he was shouting "I am Stalin!!" every 5 miniuets or so... So he was sane ey?

Despite the screaming, yea I think his doing pretty well. His white as snow, but at least his still warm and in one piece.

[Caius]

Stalin could die this night. With one vote I can do nothing. I can give 24 more hours, if nobody come into a good conclusion, Im going to finish whoever is leading the voted.

Signed,

Nikita Krushev, appointed Leader of the (not so) Glorious CCCP.

Stalin will die if and only if the Bad One is not lynched. If the bad one is lynched, you may save your comrades. If he is not, he achieved the task.

[Beskar]

I decided, AVSM, even though he annoying voted for himself, I am going to take the gamble, I will switch my vote to Splitpersonality. Just because Splitpersonality is the most likely choice due to actually giving a damn about the game.

Unvote: AVSM
Vote: Splitpersonality

[Caius]

If nobody does a brilliant effort I'll make a good end for this game, and believe me, you don't want that.

:whip:

[Askthepizzaguy]

I believe the three players have voted, and I'm dead. What else is there to do?

[Caius]

You want me to tell the secret.

I mean, hurry up people, encourage some discussion.

[Beskar]

AVSM votes for himself because he is doing this in every mafia game.
Splitpersonality voted for AVSM because it isn't me, and if Split is indeed a KGB, it would mean AVSM is the Bad One.
I am voting for Split since those two voted for themselves/AVSM and Split is the only one who probably took this game serious out of the two, so guessing he is the bad one.

What is there to discuss?

[A Very Super Market]

What exactly is wrong with voting for one's self? If I do stop, which I definitely will, it won't be because of your complaints. Rather, I play however I feel like, and you can be annoyed at your own discretion, not mine.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You have done well, Super Market. It seems you're nearly as suicidal as me.

The Force is strong with this one.

[Beskar]

Just wondering, if there is a tie, does everyone die/how is it decided?

[A Very Super Market]

Beskar, do you allow me to switch my vote to Split?

[Beskar]

Sure, AVSM.

[A Very Super Market]

Vote: Split

I'm willing to bet that Beskar will turn out to be the bad one. Or that the Bad One is already dead.

[Splitpersonality]

When will this game ever end? lol

Tally:
Split - 2 (Beskar, AVSM)
AVSM _ 1 (Split)

[Caius]

When will this thing ever end? - Splitpersonality.

All in all, its the end. At least, for Splitpersonality. He was such a good person to everyone, except that everyone voted him to give him death. Now, now, what is he going to do? Is he going to run? Is he goint to attack them hopelessly?

He was calmed. Then they said:

-We are angry at you. You failed to be such a good commie.

-Angry? This is... Moscow!

Split quickly kicks A Very Super Soviet, and Beskav goes after him as soon as possible. Beskav kicks him and he falls into the floor. He died in that moment, product of the kick in the balls Split received.. A Very Super Soviet is bleeding, but nothing else is worse than to be kicked in the balls.

The commies won this battle, and the Bad One failed to kill Stalin itself.

Congrats.

The COMMIES WON.

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[A Very Super Market]

Ah very good.

I proclaim myself, A Very Proletariat Market, in honour of this glorious day. And I name Beskar to be..... Bekar..kov. Now good day, sir!

[Beskar]

Wow, my reasoning worked. I am so glad you wasn't the bad one AVSM, I would have kicked myself stupid otherwise.

[Caius]

Wow, my reasoning worked. I am so glad you wasn't the bad one AVSM, I would have kicked myself stupid otherwise.
Beskar manipulated AVSS like he was the bad one, had I been him, I would had switched the vote for Besakr.

[Splitpersonality]

Damnit!

Well I tried :P

[Beskar]

Do I get an reward for dealing with both Stalin and the Bad one?

Admittedly, Stalin was an accident.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Oh, it tickles you in particular, eh?

I wonder why. Hmm... maybe you were in on this little joke for quite a while. You did argue most vociferously in your own defense.

It was at this point that I started typing a rant which was meant to accuse you, splitpersonality. However, I realized that I was dead and I wanted the rest of the players to make up their own minds.

[A Very Super Market]

Beskar did not manipulate me, rather, I saw that Split was infinitely more suspicious than Beskar, and ran with it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Split played a good game but he triggered my scumdar when he continued to act like "this is my serious face. I'm totally innocent you guys" long after I thought he was innocent. It's like he had something to prove.

However, I think if the game ended on the usual time, we would have lost, so... good game Split for fooling me for most of it. And a big "derrr" to me for not even noticing we had thrown Stalin in the gulag.

In fairness right there that should have lost.

[Splitpersonality]

Yeah I kinda felt really paranoid that everyone was secretly plotting against me, so I tried to argue long beyond my point >_<

Being quiet on things = death, or so I thought...

[Askthepizzaguy]

You seem to be a little like me when I was new to being a mafioso... even in a good position I get nervous and sometimes that makes things bad for me. However, it's only blown it for my team one time, so that's good. All the other times at least my teammates made it.

The key is to remember that the total guilt that you're feeling doesn't really telegraph over the internet... no one can feel your nervousness but you. Just remain calm and in good spirits. Maybe get a little (a little) TO'ed if people do vote to lynch you, and at that point just do what AVSM did and argue briefly that you're innocent, and act slightly disgusted that you're being picked. Kind of a "whatever" moment.

The idea is to sow doubts in the minds of others, but not trigger the "panic" detectors in others.

[Splitpersonality]

The whole disgust element sort of game out of my wanting to roleplay to the best of my abilities :P

Thank god I only blew it for myself this time.

[Caius]

When you are mafia, you get nervous and try to be very active. You try to lead the town, yet, I've failed as mafia when I was mafia. If I ever was mafia.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I don't see you in too many games, Caius... though my memory isn't very good.

[Caius]

I don't see you in too many games, Caius... though my memory isn't very good.
I think I never was mafia in any large game of mafia. Yet, in Capo II, I flirted with the scum and revealed the plans. Yet, that was not enough. And I chose to be townie.

[Beefy187]

I chose not to suspect Split as he was my numbers buddy :yes:

Yes thats my miserable attempt of justifying my self, accusing AVSM.

Thanks for the game Caius :2thumbsup:

[Splitpersonality]

I feel like a slug for betraying the numbers trust beefy, do you forgive me? ;_;