Incongruous
05-18-2009, 09:18
I'm bored (have some essays due, you guys get it) and have decided that it would ultimately awsome if we all created the most awsomest countries evah. I mean like, you can have whatever, speak whatever and export/import whatever, like imaginary land for people who play Total War!
My most ultimatest country would be:
New Zooland!
Even better than Old Zooland!
We would be the Zoolanders, a race so in tune with nature, we make out with trees, 4 real.
The language is whatever we can make of it, no one has ever written a dictionary, in fact no one has ever written! We believe in the Great White Goat, who digested into existance the world we now live in.
Our capital city is a small alternative camper-van park in the middle of the Pixie forest, where Tree Zebras swing atop the canopy of coffee trees and the monkey cats paint nice little finger portraits of themselves.
Our main export is the Ready Made Zoo and it keeps the economy going, every tuesday we all do a bit of work or whatever, before going back into a lazy trance.
Our main import is the camper-van.
Tree chopping of any kind is forbidden, because trees here have vocal cords and anything which can scream like that has automatic Human Rights.
We have been in 56 different wars, and lost every one.
Hmm, I've lost that train of thought for now.
But you guys should all join in! I don't wanna be lonely...
My most ultimatest country would be:
New Zooland!
Even better than Old Zooland!
We would be the Zoolanders, a race so in tune with nature, we make out with trees, 4 real.
The language is whatever we can make of it, no one has ever written a dictionary, in fact no one has ever written! We believe in the Great White Goat, who digested into existance the world we now live in.
Our capital city is a small alternative camper-van park in the middle of the Pixie forest, where Tree Zebras swing atop the canopy of coffee trees and the monkey cats paint nice little finger portraits of themselves.
Our main export is the Ready Made Zoo and it keeps the economy going, every tuesday we all do a bit of work or whatever, before going back into a lazy trance.
Our main import is the camper-van.
Tree chopping of any kind is forbidden, because trees here have vocal cords and anything which can scream like that has automatic Human Rights.
We have been in 56 different wars, and lost every one.
Hmm, I've lost that train of thought for now.
But you guys should all join in! I don't wanna be lonely...